What do you mean by remembering today's event? Is it good to write poems and shoot Zhang Changzong's sycophants?

First, Song Jing was ordered by Wu Zetian to prevent Cui Geng and Zhang Changzong from clashing. Later, Wu Zetian ordered Cui Geng to write poems. By now, Cui Geng had already guessed Mrs. Wu's purpose today - she wanted to reconcile herself and Zhang Changzong.

As long as he writes poems and sings about the world, Zhang Changzong will gain face, and he will naturally not pursue himself for repeatedly offending him.

What about yourself? After writing this poem, even if he surrenders to Erzhang, and if he finds trouble with Erzhang in the future, he will only be regarded as a villain who sees the wind and rudder - oh, you don't like people now, what are you doing earlier? I still remember the poem you wrote on a certain day, year, month, and day.

Of course, this is Wu Zetian's wishful thinking, and it is absolutely impossible to let himself follow her baton.

You know, as soon as this poem came out, he became a party of the Zhang family. After the Shenlong coup, can you still have a good one?

If you don't write it, you don't follow the current protest order, and if you write it, you won't be able to escape justice in the future, what should I do? What to do?

Cui Geng's heart was very anxious, and cold sweat rolled down his forehead.

Cui Rong was very unforgiving, and said, "What? Cui Feijiang, are you a poet who has run out of talent, can't you do it? Or don't you dare to compose poems in public, compare with me, for fear of weakening your own reputation? ”

Compare? Binima? Do you think that making poems for Zhang Changzong in public can be regarded as a good thing? You will be remembered for a long time!

Huh! Make a poem for Zhang Changzong...... Leave a stench for 10,000 years!

Cui Geng suddenly remembered an allusion about Cui Rong in later generations, and he had an idea and thought about it.

He coughed lightly and said, "Your Majesty, I was really righted by Master Cui Rongcui, Weichen is indeed exhausted in literature and thinking today, and he can't think of any good sentences." ”

"Huh?"

Wu Zetian's old face drooped down at that time, and said: "You Cui Geng Cui Erlang, which time did you fight poetry and not Wen Siquan and succeed?" Why can't I do it today...... Do you know how to deceive kings...... Is there any sin to blame? ”

In the end, the voice was as cold as frost!

As the saying goes, a companion is like a tiger. Seeing that Her Majesty the Empress was so angry, the atmosphere at the scene suddenly froze.

Di Renjie was a little breathless, and glanced at Cui Geng, hoping that he would compose for the time being, compose a poem casually, and perfunctory this pass.

As for Zhang Changzong and Zhang Yizhi, they glanced at each other, their eyes full of excitement. They don't want to reconcile with Cui Geng, if Cui Geng insists on going his own way today and is cut off by Her Majesty the Empress, he can be regarded as completely going to a big heart disease.

However, to everyone's expectations, Cui Geng neither compromised nor hard-topped Wu Zetian.

He knelt on the ground and said, "Your Majesty, please listen to Weichen." ”

"You speak!"

"Actually, if it were usual, Weichen wouldn't say one song, I would have made ten songs. But today...... There is a special case. You also know that Wechen is versatile......"

Flutter~~

Di Renjie laughed out loud at the right time, diluting the cold atmosphere of the scene, and said, "Versatile? That's all about others, how can anyone say their own? Cui Jianzheng, you were so frightened by Your Majesty's heavenly power that you didn't choose what to say, right? ”

Wu Zetian was taken into the ditch by Old Man Di in an instant, and he no longer thought that Cui Geng was intentionally offending his majesty, so he eased his tone and said, "Go on!" ”

"Yes, is Wechen versatile...... It's not like I'm thinking about writing poetry all the time. Sometimes, I think about writing something else. For example, just now, when I listened to the poem by my brother Cui Rong, I remembered a joke. Now my mind is full of this joke, and I really can't think of how to compose a poem. ”

Joke?

Wu Zetian said with great interest: "Cui Aiqing, the joke you came up with must be unusual, why don't you listen to it?" ”

Cui Gengdao: "The joke of Weichen has two protagonists, one is Cui Rong, and the other is Su Xiangye!" ”

"Huh? Oops! ”

Originally, Prime Minister Su Wei was twisting his silver hair in his hand, ready to watch a good show, but when he heard this, he was immediately excited and accidentally pulled several beards.

He said anxiously: "This ...... What does it have to do with each other? ”

Cui Gengxin said, it had nothing to do with you, but since I was forced to do this, I can only die and not die.

However, he said: "Because your poems are very well written, and you are called "Su Li" along with Li Qiao and Li Xiang, Cui admires it very much. ”

In the field of literature, Cui Geng's prestige status is by no means below Su Wei.

Old man Su was suddenly proud, and said: "It's just some false names, in fact, Cui Jianzheng's poems...... Hey? Wrong! ”

Su Wei suddenly woke up and said, "Cui boy, you don't wear a high hat for the old man." Since you are called "Su Li", why don't you say him, but me? ”

"That'...... Isn't that your old reputation for being easy to talk to? Cui Geng said weakly.

Ha ha~~

As soon as Cui Geng's words came out, the audience burst into laughter.

Everyone understands what it means to be "easy to speak", this is Cui Erlang's nickname "Su Moleng" alluding to Su Wei.

Lou Shide is known as a good man in officialdom, but in fact, it is an honorific title. He was strict with himself and lenient with others, and he always tried not to offend others and to get things done.

But Su Wei is different, he takes not offending people as the highest principle, and as for whether things can be done or not, he doesn't care.

He often said to people: "If you do not want to make a decision, you will be blamed if you make a mistake, but you can be ambiguous and hold on to both ends." ", hence the name "Su Ambiguous" or "Ambiguous Hand".

This kind of behavior has even become an idiom "ambiguous". It can be said that there are many people who look down on Su Wei at the scene, and of course they are laughing very presumptuously.

Wu Zetian also knew what kind of virtue he was as the prime minister, and he said for a while: "Okay, don't talk about Su Xiang's strength, let's tell the joke you think." ”

"Yes! The joke about Wechen happened ten years later......

Immediately, Cui Geng talked eloquently and told a joke recorded by later generations.

Ten years later, Su Wei and Cui Rong reunited, and they boasted about themselves to each other and ridiculed each other.

Cui Rong said: "The reason why the poems I write are not as good as your poems is because there are no such good sentences as 'Yinhuahe' in my poems!"

Su Wei once wrote a poem "Watching the Lantern": "The fire tree and silver flowers are closed, and the iron lock of the star bridge is opened." The dark dust goes with the horse, and the bright moon comes one by one. ’”

It is clear that "honeysuckle" is the honeysuckle in "iron tree honeysuckle", and "he" is a verb. Cui Rong deliberately regarded "silver flower combination" as a noun, which undoubtedly said that "silver" is "lewd". "Silver Flower Combination" is "Lewd Flower Combination" - the baby is copulating ~ together.

This is undoubtedly a deliberate misinterpretation of Su Shi, saying that Su Wei specializes in writing Xiaohuang poems to become famous all over the world.

Su Wei is so smart, he immediately sneered at each other: "Although you don't have a 'silver flower combination', you have a 'gold and copper nail'!" ”

The so-called "gold and copper nails" are actually taken, in the poem written by Cui Rong, "Fu Libo in the past, now with Ding Lingwei" in the sentence "Now with Ding".

The original meaning of "Ding Lingwei is the same as Ding Lingwei" is that Ding Lingwei is a fairy figure in the mythological record, and once rode a white crane back to the world after cultivating immortals. Now, Zhang Changzong's performance is the same as this immortal!

However, Su Wei was so stubborn that he took "Jintongding" as a noun and turned it into "gold and copper nails", and it was very neat to fight against "Yinhehua".

As for the irony...... Of course, it is said that Cui Rong flattered Zhang Changzong - even if I really wrote Xiaohuang poems, it was just a loss of personal morality. But if you flatter Zhang Changzong, you are on the wrong line, and the more knowledge you have, the more reactionary you are!

Of course, Cui Geng will not be stupid, and directly say the meaning of "gold and copper nails", everyone understands such a simple meaning, but if you really say it, it will be a bit provocative to the empress.

To be honest, this joke is a literary joke, funny is funny, and it is intriguing, but it is never to the extent that you can't help but laugh.

Especially this joke is suspected of satirizing Zhang Changzong and Cui Rong, if you really laugh out, will it offend these two to death?

So, after the joke was told, everyone looked weird, and they didn't know whether to laugh or not.

"Hahaha!" But at this moment, a hearty laugh suddenly came, and said, "Gold and copper nails? Playful! It's so much fun! Ha ha! It's funny! ”

Hahaha~~

It would have been nice if someone had taken the lead, and the crowd burst into laughter.

Zhang Changzong was angry and trembled, pointed at the initiator, and said: "I never imagined that it was you who took the initiative to demolish the official!" ”

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