Chapter 222: This can cure lovesickness
Ma Qianjia instructed to ask for a rare also, and he must see clearly what Gui Ping'an's initial expression was when he heard the word "Acacia hemorrhoids!"
Han also looked at Wang Ping'an intently. I want to see what this young man, who is known as the first in Chang'an and is deeply respected by the host of the White Horse Temple, has a view on lovesickness!
Strange, Wang Ping'an's eyes did not appear as expected, Ma Qianli's ridicule, contempt, disdain or disapproval, or sympathy, pity, praise, these expressions did not appear!
In ancient times, the word "acacia" was beautiful, and the literati and writers vigorously promoted it, and even wrote poems to praise it, but after the word acacia, if one was added. The word "sick", then it is not a thing worthy of praise, sick beauties only became popular in the Song Dynasty, the Tang Dynasty people don't like it, the Tang Dynasty people like that kind of vigorous and energetic girls!
In Wang Ping'an's eyes, even the expression that Han Ye expected did not appear!
Because he closed his eyes!
Wang Ping'an said in a low voice: "Lovesickness, ask what is the situation in the world, and teach people to live and die!" When his eyes were opened again, his expression returned to his normal expression, and there was no joy or anger at all, and it was impossible to see what he thought about this disease!
Han almost stopped crying!
Han Ye thought to himself: "I said Wang Gongzi, Young Master Wang, Wang Taiye, you are too recommended!" I want to see your initial expression, you actually closed your eyes, how can I explain to the master after I go back? The old man asked me what your expression was. I can't say, I only saw the eyelids! When you open your eyes again, it's not the initial expression. I can't be sure! ”
Wang Ping'an looked at Han Ye, suddenly smiled, and said: "Lovesickness has become a disease, it's really unexpected, with Brother Tai's age." You can still get this disease, it seems that you "are still childlike!" ”
When the people heard that Han Ye was suffering from lovesickness, they all laughed, whether there was a mistake, looking at the age of this big man, I am afraid that he must be in his forties. It's almost fifty, it's the age of being a grandfather, and you still have lovesickness, who are you lovesick!
Han Ye blushed, turned around and said: "What are you laughing at, what's so funny, I love lovesickness, can you manage it!" Go and go, stand in the back, stay away from me! ”
Ouyang Li laughed even more, and said: "I can't care about it, I can't care about it, you don't care about it, what do you care about me, but I don't know who you are lovesick?" ”
Wang Ping'an sighed with a smile and said, "Dare to ask Brother Tai, who are you lovesick?" How long have you been lovesick, and when you meet that person every day, you don't dare to speak, just in your heart, or is it just a chance encounter, and you can't forget it in your heart, and you can't control it? You have to explain it to me in detail, so that I can prescribe the right medicine! ”
Han was also stunned, no longer paying attention to the jokes of the people, and asked, "What did you say?" Are you saying that lovesickness can be cured, what medicine should you take? ”
Wang Ping'an smiled: "Of course it can be treated, but I have to know the cause!" Whether you meet every day or don't meet often, the method of treatment is very different! ”
Glancing at Han Ye, he paused, and then said, "Is it against ethics and morals?" "This is the Tang Dynasty, but not modern, it is a normal thing in the eyes of modern people, and in the eyes of Tang Dynasty people, heaven and earth are intolerable, so we must ask clearly.
Han also hurriedly said: "Don't violate ethics, don't betray morality!" In fact, he was embarrassed in his heart, he was a person of this age, and he was still full of lovesickness, which would indeed make people laugh, and even doubt whether he was moral.
Take a deep breath, no matter how embarrassing it is, you have to make things clear. Han also said: "Actually, it's not that I have lovesickness, I'm so old, and I can't afford to be lovesick." That's the case, I'm asking for someone else, that person, it's a "person who sells the four treasures of the study, it's this person's daughter!" ”
The people came out in unison, and Ouyang Li smiled again: "You don't look like you're selling the four treasures of the study!" ”
Han Ye turned his head and said angrily: "Who said it was me, it's someone else, someone else's daughter!" ”
Wang Ping'an said: "Okay, it's someone else's daughter."
What's wrong with her, but when she was looking after the store for her father, she met a handsome boy, who was also good to her, said some things, and never came again, so your daughter, "That other person's daughter, since then, has been lovesick and wants to see him again?" ”
Han Ye nodded hurriedly, overjoyed, he was thinking about how to make it up, but someone took the initiative to make it up for him, and he said in a loud voice: "Yes, yes, that's it!" ”
Wang Ping'an smiled: "Are you sure the two of them have never met again, just a one-sided relationship?" ”
Han Ye said: "It's certain, it's just met once, and it's love at first sight!" ”
Wang Ping'an sighed, nodded solemnly, and said after a while: "This disease can be treated, but it is a little troublesome, I want to drink soup!" ”
Han Ye sighed and said, "Soup? To cure lovesickness, what soup should you drink? I heard that lovesickness is incurable, how can you drink soup to get better, drink rooster soup? ”
Wang Ping'an shook his head and said, "No, no, what are you doing with rooster soup, it's red bean soup!" He picked up the pen, wrote a few lines on the paper, handed it to Han Ye, and said, "Just drink this soup!" ”
Han also took the paper and read: "Red beans are born in the south, a few branches come in spring, may you pick more micro, this thing is the most lovely!" I want to drink red bean soup? ”
Wang Ping'an nodded and said:
, is to drink the red giant soup, not the green giant soup. You can't get fat when you get a tattoo! ※
Today's incident was really much beyond Han Ye's expectations, he wanted to see Wang Ping'an's initial expression, but Wang Ping'an closed his eyes, he thought that there was no cure for lovesickness, who knew that people actually prescribed medicine!
Fu also grinned and thought for a long time before he said, "Just drink red bean soup?" ”
Wang Ping'an said: "Of course not.
When you get home, tell your daughter,"
"It's someone else's daughter, who sells the four treasures of the study!" Han also hurriedly said.
Wang Ping'an hummed and said, "Yes, yes, it's someone else's daughter, I said it wrong, don't be surprised!" You go back and let that other person's daughter boil a pot of red bean soup and drink it while it's hot, this red bean is lovesick, and drinking this soup is the most symptomatic. After drinking. You let the daughter "is someone else's daughter, take out all the red beans and wrap them in a cloth bag." ”
Fu Ye wondered: "Why do you want to wrap it in a cloth bag, what is it for?" ”
"It's for stepping on!" Wang Ping'an said: "You let someone else's daughter take a cloth bag with red beans and fall hard to the ground, and when she is tired, she steps hard with her feet, and while stepping on it, she calls you this scum, you scum!" After stepping on it, throw the cloth bag far away, and then clap your hands, and do whatever you want! ”
Fu also opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it, and it took a long time before he said, "Why do you fall and step on it, and throw it again?" ”
Wang Pingai said: "Because you want to imagine the cloth bag as that man, that man harmed your daughter, oh, it was someone else's daughter who had lovesickness, he is not a scumbag, so what is he?" In this case, your daughter" You see that I always say that I am wrong, it is someone else's daughter who thinks of that man's face again, and at the same time thinks of a pile of scum. She won't be lovesick with a pile of scum, so this disease will be cured! ”
Han also looked at Wang Ping'an's face seriously and said, "Think of that man's face as a pile of scum."
Wang Ping'an thought to himself: "Why do you look at me like this, your daughter is not lovesick to me!" ”
He said: "When you go home, you should enlighten her well, and don't let her do anything stupid." In the world, three-legged toads are not easy to find, two-legged men, all over the street, how many or as many as you want, why bother for a flat burden. Gave up the whole bamboo forest, right?
Han Ye still stared at Wang Ping'an's face, nodded heavily, and said, "Yes, you are so right, why not think about it, what is there not to think about!" But I have to ask Wang Gongzi, what if that man and someone else's daughter really become relatives and be together in the future, but other people's daughters, when they see that man's face, they will think of a pile of scum, so what should I do? ”
The people laughed, yes, if the two of them really became in the future, what would they do, they would all become scum. What can I do?
"This just" this "this" this time Wang Ping'an scratched his head, yes, they are all scum, what can I do?
Ouyang Li also couldn't stop laughing, he saw that Wang Ping'an couldn't answer, and hurriedly said: "Why do you have so many questions, you are here to ask my master how to cure lovesickness, my master can cure it, who cares about the affairs after marriage, the affairs of the husband and wife, go to bed to solve it!" ”
Fu also said confidently: "You can't say that, you have turned other people's sons-in-law into scum, so I am not allowed to ask!" How can you change that man's face from scum back again? ”
Wang Ping'an said: "This can also be cured." But first, let someone else's daughter tell the man about it. The daughters of other people's families suffered from lovesickness for this man. Then this man will definitely be moved by her true feelings, and it will be up to the red bean to cure the matter of becoming scum. ”
Fu also heaved and said, "The two of them stepped on the cloth bag together?" You see I'm a scumbag, and I think you're a scumbag. Flattened with each other? ”
The people laughed, even Wang Ping'an couldn't bear it, and he himself laughed!
Wang Ping'an shook his head and said, "Of course not, I want the man to cook a pot of red bean soup, put more sugar in it, and then drink soup and eat beans in a bowl with someone else's daughter. This is called turning the bitterness of lovesickness into the sweetness of today's togetherness, and overcoming bitterness with sweetness. In this way, other people's daughters will naturally no longer imagine their husband's face as a pile of scum! ”
Han was also silent for a long time. Suddenly, he raised his thumb and said, "Bright! Wang Gongzi, you are really a witty and humorous person, and there is no cure for the disease. I can be treated so harmoniously by you, admire, I really admire, the name of the first doctor in Chang'an, and the name is well deserved! ”
He thought to himself: "If it is really someone else's daughter, there is no need to drink any red bean soup, I just tell her about it, and she will be able to figure it out, and while laughing, she will definitely weaken her lovesickness for that man!" But if I tell Miss about this, I'm afraid that she will not only not get better, but will love you even more, and increase the pain of lovesickness, not to mention turning you into bean dregs, even if I turn you into bean cake, I'm afraid it won't be good! ”
Han also picked up the piece of paper with the words "Red Beans Shengnanguo", carefully put it in his arms, bowed his hand to Wang Ping'an, squeezed out the crowd, and strode away from the Inspiration Temple to see Ma Qianli. If you want to know what will happen next, please log in to 6 chapters more, support the author, support genuine reading!