Out of the suburbs, one in front, two in the back, the distance is getting farther and farther, chasing for a long time to see the figure of Shuang'er, anxious Wei Xiaobao scratched his ears and cheeks, and saw a fork in the road, the left side is messy and not like someone has walked by, the right side is a small road, both sides are full of crops, green and lush, turn into the right side and continue to chase, chased for a long time until the end of the path, there is really no road ahead, Wei Xiaobao regretted, kept shaking his head and sighing, had to ride back stupidly. Back at the original fork in the road, the two were tired and panting, sweating, put down the car, and lay on their backs on the side of the road to rest.

Soon, Chu Fei rode behind the car and chased after the 'Supreme Treasure', and when he saw Wei Xiaobao, he hurriedly shouted, "Boss, hurry back, it's not too early, everyone is waiting for you."

In ancient times, the auspicious time for marriage was generally 12 o'clock at noon, and it was 6 o'clock at night, Wei Xiaobao looked at his watch It was already half past 12, beat his chest and shook his head and sighed, "It's not too early, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up." Wang Lele and a few people looked at their watches and said, "The boss is a little bit, is your watch broken, hahaha." ”

Wei Xiaobao looked at their watches, then at his own, and said depressedly, "Fuck, this broken thing, it's only been a long time before it works well." After thinking about it, this place is still far away from Li Gang's house, and a few people haven't eaten yet. Is this marriage, it will be unlucky after the auspicious time. The eyes and bones turned around a few times, Wei Xiaobao said, "I think so, let's be like this, we can't catch up when we go back, damn my good pair didn't catch up, and I missed getting married, so I sent a letter back and said that I would get married another day." ”

Wang Lele and a few people, you look at me, I look at you, they are all stupid, one by one, they are all stunned in place, is this human talk? The wedding can also be changed day by day, and the guests are here, what should I do?

"The guests are waiting, isn't it in vain if this is another day?"

Chu Fei said, "We're all tired, who will go back to deliver the letter?" It's too late to go back. Wei Xiaobao thought about it, and looked at it, he was tired enough, but it was not okay. He looked at the 'Supreme Treasure' again, and with a joy in his heart, he pointed and said, "That's it." "Everyone can't help it, after all, the Supreme Treasure runs fast.

Wei Xiaobao thought about it for a while, and said in his heart, "Because chasing a woman has delayed the hour, the guests must be mad." What kind of reason is it good to make up, by the way, a few of them in the wilderness will say that they have encountered robbers. Thinking of this, Wei Xiaobao grabbed the corner of Wang Lele's clothes and tore off a piece of it, and used a knife to pick his fingers. wrote, "Wei Xiaobao is in distress outside, let's reschedule the wedding." Hand it to the "Supreme Treasure" and said, "Send this to Li Gang, go and come back quickly." The Supreme Treasure grabbed the strip of cloth with his mouth, and ran wildly with his four legs, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Li Gang has no opinion on the rescheduling of the wedding, but he is worried that Wei Xiaobao and others will have an accident, and explain the reason to the guests of Daoxi.

Li Gang hurriedly found a few helpers and hurried to the place where Wei Xiaobao had an accident, Wei Xiaobao had already made a good appearance with Chu Fei and others in order to act realistically, and when everyone arrived, they saw Wei Xiaobao and the three of them with gray faces, blue noses and swollen faces, and their clothes were torn and tattered, looking like they had fought with people.

Li Gang hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Boss, are you okay, how did you run into the robbers and you weren't injured?" ”

Wei Xiaobao pretended to grit his teeth and said, "Hey, Li Gang, you don't know how thrilling it was just now, we were just about to go back here, and we saw five or six big men with their heads covered, and they came to beat us, and they wanted to rob our property, we said that we didn't bring silver taels, those wicked people couldn't help but say, they beat their heads, oops, I still have pain in my body now." Li Gang believed it to be true, patted his scalp with a look of self-reproach and said, "Boss, it's okay, it's all my fault, I didn't take care of you, what happened?" ”

Wei Xiaobao chuckled twice and said, "Later, we had to fight hard, I desperately grabbed a leader, put a knife on his neck, and played ruthlessly, who wouldn't, as long as you are ruthless enough, he also has to be afraid, and the wicked people will run away in fear, so they will give up, they all run away, and let me meet them next time, they will be called good-looking, ......." Saying that, Wei Xiaobao covered his waist and grinned, the matter was finally confused, as for Wei Xiaobao and the others, they were all doing it temporarily, and they made a few fuss about it, so they made such a mess.

The wedding was changed to the eighth day of the new year, and the two Wei Xiaobao did not meet Shuang'er again, and looked for it a few times, but had no clue, so they had to give up, but there seemed to be a dead knot in their hearts, and they were always depressed. I just hope that he will see each other one day, even when he lies in bed at night, Wei Xiaobao is also tossing and turning and sleepless all night, and the figure of Shuang'er is always lingering in his mind.

In the blink of an eye, it was the eighth day of the first month, of course a few people didn't dare to slack off anymore, and if they wanted to have an accident again, Li Gang couldn't get married, but it was very bad, the gifts prepared by Wei Xiaobao were very grand, jade, pearls, agate, etc., after all, the brothers couldn't be sloppy.

In ancient times, marriage was quite troublesome, and the number of etiquette was very complicated. There is no best man and bridesmaid to say, Li Gang rode a high-headed horse, dressed in red, people are in good spirits on happy occasions, and they seem to be full of energy, and they married the bride into the door with eight sedan chairs, worshiped heaven and earth, and are about to cave the room, most of the guests like to be lively, and they have poured wine, Li Gang can't drink, Wei Xiaobao saw that things were not good, so he had to stand up and block them one by one, since he drank a jar at the age of five, Wei Xiaobao's amount of wine was not said, a thousand cups are not drunk and ten thousand cups are not poured, and it is a piece of cake to deal with these noodles.

Seeing that Li Gang was about to go to the cave room, Wei Xiaobao quietly pulled him aside, and said in his mouth, "Li Gang, come here." ”

Li Gang followed, Wei Xiaobao knew that although Li Gang was sixteen years old, after all, the ancient feudal tradition, it was not like now, he was already familiar with the road before he got married, and he had experienced a hundred battles, Wei Xiaobao thought about giving Li Gang some pointers, don't become wood at that time, after all, it is a big joy, and it has to be popular.

Li Gang came over and asked, "Boss, what's the matter?" ”

"That's right, Li Gang, the boss knows that you know a lot about women, but you don't know anything about this real kung fu, and the eldest brother is afraid that you will make a mistake, so he will pass you two tricks for free." In fact, the half-understood things in Li Gang's head are also due to Wei Xiaobao, and Wei Xiaobao explains to them about things between men and women on weekdays.

Wei Xiaobao is full of experience when he talks to women, although he has no clinical experience, but after all, the experience of his previous life, coupled with the experience of Lichun Academy, is incomparable to others.

Li Gang looked curious with an open mind to ask for advice, "Boss, then tell me, I know that the boss knows everything and is good at everything, and the younger brother has long wanted to ask for advice." ”