Chapter 402: Who's Calculating Whom
Di Renjie's matter is not in a hurry, the first thing Cui Geng has to do now is to get rid of Radamizhu first, so that she hates herself completely.
Coincidentally, the next afternoon, Princess Taiping and Radamizhu went to him again, claiming that they were tired of playing these days and continued to listen to his stories.
Cui Geng had already made a plan, lightly patted a few cases, and said: "Today, the lower official will tell a new story to the two highnesses, saying that there is a handmaid from a large family in Qinghe County, whose maiden name is Pan, and her nickname is Jinlian, who is more than 20 years old, and she is quite beautiful. The big family is interested in her......"
Don't get me wrong, Cui Geng is not talking about "Water Margin", but his most famous fanfic work "Golden ~ Bottle Plum".
Now our little brother Cui is not an untrained junior brother, not only telling this story vividly, but also putting a lot of private goods into it, describing the love of men and women.
Princess Taiping is dissolute by nature, and she is very useful to listen to, constantly eating and laughing, and even secretly thinking, I didn't expect Cui Erlang to be such an informed and interesting person, there are many postures here, and this palace has never even heard of it. Such a character, how can you not have a good discussion with him?
The more Princess Taiping thought about it, the more emotional she became, and her eyes could almost spew fire, and she wanted to swallow the handsome little brother in front of her like a female goblin.
Cui Geng was furious by her staring, and peeked at Radamizhu.
He thought to himself, buddy has already destroyed his image like this, you should always die for me, right?
However, he forgot two sentences, the first one, men are not bad, women are not loved. The second sentence, love ~ in the eyes of people.
Radamizhu is still a yellow flower girl, and when I first heard him talk about these men and women in detail, of course I was a little uncomfortable, but because it was from the mouth of my lover, I didn't hate it very much.
Later, I felt that Ailang understood his daughter's mind so well, which was a big plus point.
As for Cui Geng's amorous feelings? Before Radami Zhu came, he had already heard that he had a wife and two concubines, and after these days, he had already done a good job of psychological construction.
Therefore, when she saw Cui Geng looking at her, she just lowered her head in shame, but her ears refused to let go of a word.
Rub, this rhythm is not right!
The more Cui Geng observed, the more panicked he became, and he didn't pay much attention to what he said later, so he hurriedly brushed it over until the end of the poem: "The valve reads the suicide note and thinks about it, who knows that there is a cycle in the way of heaven." Simon is arrogant and difficult to survive, and Jing Ji is determined to be annihilated. Lou Yue's kindness will eventually have a long life, and the bottle of plum will return to the spring early. It's no wonder that Jin Lian suffered a bad retribution, and the stench was spread for thousands of years. ”
The three views of this poem are extremely positive, and a fragrant one has become a guide to goodness. once again gave him a great impression point, which was completely contrary to his original intention.
Mess it up! What can I do?
Cui Geng had to blacken himself again and said, "What do the two highnesses think of this "Golden ~ Bottle Plum"? In fact, it's not about the plot, but about the fact that the lower officials like these wind and moon tunes. Do you know that the prince's left prison is leading the government and Zhang Ling? He also liked the tone and wrote a book called "The Cave of Wandering Immortals", and the two of us often talked together. ”
Princess Taiping's eyes fluttered and said: "I didn't expect Erlang to be such a wonderful person, if there is a new work in the future, I have to show it to this princess first, and I won't treat you badly." ”
Radami Zhu was just embarrassed, but there was no fierce expression.
It's over, this road is completely impassable!
Cui Geng had no choice but to give up his original plan and began to start from other aspects, such as frantically patting Princess Taiping's sycophants, and doing his best to be a servile woman.
However, Princess Taiping thought that Cui Geng had changed her mind and wanted to be happy with herself, so she became more and more flattering.
Radami Zhu looked at Princess Taiping's proud figure unconvinced, and secretly sighed a few times in his heart, thinking, the shameless~ goods will seduce ~ the Erlang of our family. Hmph, this princess is still young now, and in a few years, she will definitely not lose to you.
Yes, she didn't hate Cui Geng, but was angry with Princess Taiping, and Cui Geng's plan failed again!
Next, Cui Geng completely opened the infinite self-blackening mode, and said that he was addicted to gambling and drinking, and had no moderation; One will say that he is calculating, and he is a villain; He even said that he didn't like to pay attention to hygiene, didn't take off his shoes when he slept, and didn't wash his hands before eating......
But it's too exaggerated, what doesn't it match with his previous image, the two beauties thought he was deliberately making jokes, and they didn't pay attention to it at all.
In the end, Cui Geng really had no choice but to say: "It's strange to say, although our Cui Erlang has a lot of shortcomings, there are many women who like me." In addition to my wife and two concubines, there is also the chivalrous Cui Xiufang. Nanbi Longbei Yinniang, have you heard of it? There is also Chu Yunniang after Zhongliang, who is also quite interesting to me, and ......"
He listed the beautiful women he knew, whether there were them or not, and finally even counted the young lady who had a crush on Gongsun Youniang, but he didn't mention Radamizhu.
Princess Taiping realized that something was wrong, and said, "Cui Tangjian, you said so much, why didn't you mention the Turkic princess Radamizhu!" I've heard that people are very interested in you. ”
Radami Zhu's heart suddenly tightened, and he lowered his head and listened intently to what Airo thought of him. However, Cui Geng's statement makes people fall into an ice cellar.
"Hey, don't mention her, I'm a good Chinese man, how can I marry a Hu girl? It's not embarrassing enough to say it. ”
"What did you say?" Radami Zhu exclaimed in surprise and fully regained his original voice.
Cui Geng pretended not to hear it, gritted his teeth and said, "This official is saying that this so-called Turkic princess is not worthy of marrying a lower official at all!" None of them can be concubines! ”
"You...... Okay, you Cui Erlang, this princess is blind! ”
Radami Zhu couldn't hold back on his face anymore, and tears ran away.
Princess Taiping Bingxue is smart, and the bystanders are clear, of course, they can see that Cui Geng is deliberate.
"You idiot, don't chase it yet!" She said angrily: "Even if you really want to shirk it, you don't need such a drastic method." If Radami Zhu really encounters something with three long and two short, the court is the only one who asks! ”
Cui Geng's heart was already like a knife at this time, and he said weakly: "This place is heavily guarded, what accidents can happen?" ”
"But the problem is, this palace originally wanted to create an opportunity for you tonight, so I transferred all the guards around me."
"Huh? How so? ”
Cui Geng is really panicked now, in this cold winter, she doesn't need to encounter any bad people or beasts, as long as she gets lost, she will be frozen to death!
"Radami beads, Radami beads, I was joking just now, how can you take it seriously!" Cui Geng shouted as he rushed out.
Looking at Cui Geng's distant back, Princess Taiping Li Lingyue couldn't help but let out a chuckle.
She said to herself: "Hmph, if you transfer all the guards away, how can this palace have so much power?" Cui Geng believes this, he really cares about it. In addition, Naradami bead is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and before leaving, he deliberately grabbed a night pearl, and Cui Erlang couldn't find her. Lang has a concubine, tonight is exciting, I just don't know if they can do it tonight......"
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