Chapter 189, Beggar Xiaobao
Wei Xiaobao has studied history, studied geography, and knows the location of Zhongnan Mountain, the terrain of Zhongnan Mountain is steep and the road is rugged, there are five big valleys, more than 100 small valleys, and hundreds of miles. "Zuo Biography" said that Zhongnan was "the danger of Kyushu", and "Historical Records" said that Qinling was "the obstacle of the world".
The "Chronicles of Chang'an County" written by the Song people recorded: "The end of the south is across the south of the pass, from Qinlong in the west, to Lantian in the east, 800 miles apart. "As for its beautiful skin, it is really a thousand peaks and blue screens, and the deep valley is elegant and intoxicating. The Tang Dynasty poet Li Bai once wrote: "When you go out to see Nanshan, you will lead to infinite meaning." The beauty is difficult to name, and the verdant sun is in the eyes. Sometimes the white clouds rise, and the sky rolls by itself. In my heart, I am not shallow. ”
Zhongnan Mountain is located in the northwest, close to the ancient Chang'an, stretching for more than 200 miles, the mountain road is rugged, there is the name of 'the danger of Kyushu', the east is rich in beautiful jade Lantian Mountain, the west is the main peak of the Qinling Mountains, Taibai Mountain, heaven and earth are set, standing in the south of ancient Chang'an.
At this time, at the foot of the mountain, a young man in a single shirt, ragged, carrying a wooden stick, like a beggar, is staggering forward, it is the deep winter season, covered with ice and snow everywhere, the mountain road is slippery, the road is difficult to walk, the man can't stop shivering, his mouth is cold, while walking, while scolding.
"Damn, what the hell is this weather, the harmful Lao Tzu is about to freeze to death, the grass - your ancestors, why haven't you arrived, it's been almost a month, you old Taoist priest, you want to torture Lao Tzu alive, right, I think your bull's nose is deliberate, you said that you choose where to cultivate the Tao, Yangzhou West Lake, the scenery is pleasant. The four seasons are like spring. There are so many handsome girls. If you want to be more happy, you can have more fun, you can just race the living immortals, but you choose the birds that don't in the end of Nanshan, and when you meet, Bao Ye will scold your ancestors for eight lifetimes, pull off your beard, cut off your head and sit on a stool...... Being an apprentice to you is to look up to you, you old fellow ....... ”
The man must not have said much. Everyone guessed that it was Wei Xiaobao who came from Longhu Mountain, and there was a reason why he fell into such a situation.
Not long after Wei Xiaobao came out of Yangzhou, one day he met an old man and a young man on the street. Wei Xiaobao couldn't control his drooling habit for a while, and couldn't help but be stunned. In the end, when the woman came to Wei Xiaobao's approach, Wei Xiaobao asked stupidly, "What are you doing?" ”
The woman scolded, "You are strange, this girl is a trickster, you have seen it, and your saliva is also flowing, don't you know how much more silver you will reward?" Why don't we drink the northwest wind? Judging by the way you are dressed, you don't have no silver on you, do you?"
was ridiculed by the woman, Wei Xiaobao took out fifty taels of silver and threw it into the tray on the woman's side, and said, "The dog's eyes look down on people, polish your eyes next time." Saying that, Wei Xiaobao turned around and left.
The woman saw that the silver given by Wei Xiaobao was so refreshing, and for the first time in her life she saw such a bold shot, she quickly chased after her with a smile, and kept apologizing, and finally, she wanted to invite Wei Xiaobao Restaurant to drink, Wei Xiaobao was fascinated by the woman, and she agreed without thinking too much.
As a result, the wine table was poured into a daze, and finally the silver was stolen, Wei Xiaobao wondered, thinking to himself, "I drink an amazing amount of alcohol, and it's okay to drink with a dozen big men, how can I lose to a woman," he couldn't figure it out.
In the end, seeing a guy happily snickering in the backyard with silver, Wei Xiaobao beat the kid violently, only to know that someone had been drugged in the wine and food, and he was really careless and regretted it too late.
No way, there is no entanglement, along the way, Wei Xiaobao has become a beggar, the weather is cold, wearing a single shirt and a small coat, Wei Xiaobao now wants demeanor and not temperature, and can only helplessly 'pretend to be cool'.
Wei Xiaobao scolded as he walked, "You little girl liar, don't let me get caught, when the time comes, you will have to correct the law on the spot, first rape and then kill, and then rape and then kill, in short, it is rape and rape, let you taste the taste of Bao Ye, it is really unlucky, you are busy with your teeth when you drink cold water, with Bao Ye is so smart and clever, he was actually played by a little girl." ”
Wei Xiaobao hasn't had a full meal for several days, it's icy and snowy, it's cold, everything around is covered with ice and snow, and he has no chance to hunt a prey, so Wei Xiaobao is very depressed, his stomach is 'growling', and in less than a month, Wei Xiaobao has lost at least twenty pounds.
Secretly scolded a ghost weather, Wei Xiaobao could only continue to hurry, the mountain road was rugged, the ground was uneven, Wei Xiaobao was holding on to the trees and holding the wooden stick in the hillside, God was still pitiful Wei Xiaobao, suddenly there were a few big footprints on the snow in front of him, at first glance, it was not ordinary prey, it might not be a leopard or a wild boar, a black blind man or something, Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed, and followed closely along the messy footprints.
Suddenly, walking to a one-person-wide cave in front, the footprints were gone, Wei Xiaobao quietly approached the cave, and heard a 'whoop' cry coming from inside, and looked inside, 'Oops, I'm really lucky.' Wei Xiaobao saw it in the zoo and recognized it as the black blind man at a glance.
I saw a big black bear, feeding a few bears, the bears were screaming around the bears, obviously hungry enough, and the bears were feeding the bears with a few pheasants and hares.
Wei Xiaobao chuckled in his heart, he wanted to take advantage of the fire to rob and kill the black bear, but thinking of so many bears waiting to be fed, he couldn't bear it, Wei Xiaobao had to withdraw slowly, and then reluctantly turned around and left quietly.
Wei Xiaobao said in his heart, "Presumably, the big black bear is a female bear, seeing that the children are hungry, they can't go out to find something to eat, they are reluctant to eat, and they are all distributed to the children, if I go to rob them again, am I still human?" ”
With admiration, Wei Xiaobao glanced at the cave again, turned around and walked away, just walked out a short distance, heard footsteps approaching, Wei Xiaobao quickly dodged and hid behind a tree, and saw two big men in front of him, one tall and one short, approaching, and the two laughed while walking.
The short man said, "Big brother, you don't know how tall the black bear is, we caught it, this time it was sent, you can exchange it for a lot of silver, when the time comes, Tianxianglou, let's choose a few beautiful girls, have a good time, I haven't had a good time, brother... Hehe, they're all hungry. ”
The tall man couldn't stop drooling, nodded his head in agreement, and the two laughed as they walked, and walked over to the black bear hole.
Wei Xiaobao saw clearly, these two people were carrying forks, bows and arrows, and waist knives on their bodies, and they were hunters in the mountains at a glance, as soon as they heard that they wanted to kill the black bear, Wei Xiaobao was not happy at the time, and said in his heart, "Lao Tzu feels pitiful when he looks at it, and he is embarrassed to start, you two bastards have no conscience, and they kill a big bear just to drink flower wine, Bao Ye has to teach you a lesson today." (To be continued.) )