Chapter 078: Role Play

Outside Qingyuan City.

Before dawn, Cui Geng asked Hu San'er to lead the way, and the group touched the bottom of the city wall of the East Gate.

When he arrived at the root of the city wall, Hu San'er moved a big stone attached to the city wall, and then pulled the weeds apart with the cat's waist, and sure enough, a dog hole appeared in front of everyone.

Hu San'er pointed to the entrance of the cave and explained in a curtled manner: "Lord County Lieutenant, this... This dog hole was dug by the brothers at night, and it is usually used for... What's... What are you used for..."

"Well, now is not the time to explain this."

Cui Geng waved his hand to interrupt Hu San'er's entangled explanation, why do you usually use this dog hole for explanation? Cui Geng thought about it and knew that with the urine of these county officials, they must be doing some shady things, such as transporting some contraband such as illegal salt and iron into the city through the dog hole, and then earn some gray income.

Since Cui Geng took office, he knew that the grassroots level of the Qingyuan County government had long been rotten, and if these officials were all excellent temporary workers in the Tang Dynasty who were clean and committed to law enforcement, it would be surprising.

But fortunately, it can be regarded as a blessing in disguise, these bastards secretly dug the dog hole, and tonight is a meritorious service. At least they can sneak into the city by burrowing into the dog's hole.

As for rectifying the grassroots discipline of the Qingyuan County government and cleaning up the shady deeds of the grassroots officials, that is a matter for the future, and Cui Geng has no time to think about these now.

He glanced at Hu San'er and said in a low voice: "Hu San'er, tonight you will be guilty of meritorious service, your ghostly tricks that you have not seen in the past, this official should not have seen it, and he will not blame the past!" ”

When Hu San'er heard this, he was about to thank the county lieutenant for his magnanimity, but he was stopped by Cui Geng with a gesture and said: "Okay, don't pay attention to these now, hurry up, let's drill the dog hole and enter the city first!" ”

"Gotcha!" Hu San'er finally took a positive turn, and got into the dog hole first.

Subsequently, Cui Geng and others also slipped into the city through the dog hole one after another.

On the other side of the dog cave, of course, is in the city.

The exit location is a city god temple built against the inner city wall.

Qingyuan City God's Temple was built in the great cause of the former Sui Dynasty, the ancient city wall is "city", and the moat around the city is "God". Therefore, the god of the city god is the god who guards the city. Therefore, the Qingyuan County Order at that time relied on the inner city wall to build such a city god temple, which was intended to ask the city god to bless the Qingyuan city wall for ten thousand years.

Cui Geng didn't expect that Hu San'er's grandsons would dare to dig the other exit of the dog hole in the City God Temple.

Waiting for everyone to climb out of the dog cave and gather in the City God Temple, Hu San'er asked Cui Gengdao: "Lord County Lieutenant, what should we do next?" Now there are fifty or sixty mountain bandits in the city who kill people without blinking! We have only a dozen or so people, where is their opponent! ”

"Tough on the head, we're definitely not their opponents!" Cui Gengdao, "Hu San'er, you said before that they left ten mountain bandits to guard the city tower?" ”

Hu San'er nodded, and said with certainty: "The little one listened really well, it can't be wrong, there are ten mountain bandits left on the tower of this city." The other big bandits are running to the county office! said that he wanted to capture the county commander alive! ”

"Well, there are ten mountain bandits left in the castle tower. With the fact that we don't even have a blade to take advantage of now, it seems that it is unlikely that we want to take the castle tower first! ”

Cui Geng dragged his chin and pondered for a moment, and said, "Hmm... Listen, now that the city is quiet, it seems that the mountain bandits should have successfully taken down the county government, and it is estimated that our Hu County Commander has also become a prisoner! ”

Hu San'er said: "That's natural, we don't know the garrison force of the county government yet?" At night, except for a few gatekeepers, the county commander was left to live alone in the inner house. It is estimated that at this time, the mountain bandits have already eaten and drunk in the county office. ”

"Then hang!"

Cui Geng said: "With the urine nature of our county commander, once we are captured by the mountain bandits, we will definitely be at the mercy of the mountain bandits in order to survive." When the time comes, as long as the mountain bandits hold Hu County's order hostage, these officials in the city will definitely throw rat traps. Hu San'er, do you say that once the mountain bandits control Hu County's order is controlled, who will be the first to choose the target of looting? ”

"Do you still need to think about it? It must be the granary of the county government, as well as the rich people in the city, the first to bear the brunt of the money villages, shops, wine restaurants, and large households, these are all the masters of the money! Hu San'er said.

A catcher reminded a little weakly: "Lord County Lieutenant, it seems that your house is the largest winery in our Qingyuan, I'm afraid it ......."

Cui Geng's face was as usual when he heard this, and he nodded: "This official knows it in his heart, and with Fang Ming, a son of bitch, leading the way, the mountain bandits must know the situation of the rich families in the city well." With this guy's resentment against the official, the first thing he will definitely not let go of is our Cui's Wine Workshop. However, you can rest assured that there are so many big families and merchants and money houses in the city, so the mountain bandits will not take action against your family at the first time, after all, the big guy's family is not a big rich businessman, so in a short time, you can rest assured! ”

Call~

As soon as the words fell, the catchers breathed a sigh of relief, one after another, and their faces relaxed a little.

Cui Geng said darkly, Nima, who are these people, it is Lao Tzu's family who is in front of your family!

Hu San'er was clever, symbolically comforted Cui Geng, and said: "Lord County Lieutenant, your family will definitely be auspicious, don't worry too much." ”

Jiren is a woolen yarn!

Cui Geng glanced at Hu San'er angrily, and then said: "I'm afraid it's unrealistic for a few of us to want to fight the mountain bandits, stop them from sacking Qingyuan City, or even drive them out of the city." In this case, we can only fight with wit! Even if you drag them and wait for Song Zhutou to ask for reinforcements, it will be considered a success! ”

As soon as he heard the word "Wisdom Fight", Hu San'er was also obviously relieved, good guy, since the county lieutenant has set the tone of Wisdom Fight, it means that there is no need to do it with those mountain bandits who are murderous and have explosive combat effectiveness, and the danger factor seems to have been reduced a lot.

Then he asked, "Lord County Lieutenant, how can we outwit the mountain bandits and drag them to wait for reinforcements from the city to arrive?" ”

"Well, now they're in the light, we're in the dark, even if it's dawn, as long as they don't find out that we're in the city, that's easy!"

Cui Geng touched his nose and said, "I have an idea, maybe we can try it......"

……

……

At this time, the county government was in the public court.

There was a very funny scene.

As the commander of Qingyuan County, Hu Zeyi, who was the sixth rank of the imperial court, was actually pressed and knelt on the ground of the public court by the mountain bandits, but the one-eyed dragon, the leader of the mountain bandits, who hid his head and exposed his tail, sat behind the public case in a dignified manner.

To the left of the one-eyed dragon stood was the first bandit buffalo, and on the right stood the sergeant Fang Ming.

As for the people standing on the left and right sides of the public hall, they are no longer standing officials, but the gang of mountain bandits under the one-eyed dragon.

If Chen Ziang saw this scene, he would definitely shout angrily: "Lang Lang, the sun and the moon change the sky!" ”

If Cui Geng is present, he will definitely be secretly happy, this Nima is really a dove occupying the magpie's nest, and yin and yang are inverted!

The one-eyed dragon sat behind the public case and looked at the surroundings of the public hall very curiously, and played with the shocking wood in amazement, and finally looked at Hu Zeyi who was kneeling on the ground trembling with the only remaining eye, and sighed: "Hehe, it's really a change of time, I didn't expect Lao Tzu to also sit in the position of the county magistrate on this day!" Haha, also, Lao Tzu can actually let a dignified county commander kneel in front of him, it is really glorious and glorious! ”

"Hahaha...... The boss is heroic! ”

"This county commander is really a straw bag, look at his cowardice, I'm bah!"

"That's right, that's right, just like this bird, what kind of county commander is you?"

For a while, the sound of ridicule and laughter in the public court came and went, so ashamed that Hu Zeyi didn't dare to raise his head for a long time, and silently hoped that he could escape this catastrophe.

Syllable!

A startled wood fell on the table, which frightened Hu Zeyi with an exclamation of "ah", his body trembled like chaff, and he kowtowed and called the hero to spare his life.

The one-eyed dragon saw that he was shocked and scared Hu Zeyi into such a cowardice, and he laughed wildly.

Then he sat up and shouted at Hu Zeyi: "Who is kneeling?" What grievances do you have to tell the king? Why don't you report your name quickly? ”

, the one-eyed dragon actually entered the role immediately, playing the role of the county magistrate who tried the case.

Hu Zeyi knew that the one-eyed dragon wanted to humiliate himself, and he couldn't help but curse in his heart, but in order to survive, he didn't dare to provoke these mountain bandits, so he had to slowly raise his head and say in a low voice: "Good man, under Hu Zeyi, add to the Qingyuan County Order." I don't know what the king has to do when he led a lot of heroes to come to my Qingyuan County! ”

"Hehe, we're just passing through Qingyuan County, no, the brothers are short of money these days, and the rations are also tight, and they want to go into the city to make a relationship with the county commander."

The one-eyed dragon bared his teeth and said with a smile, "How is it?" Hu County Order, can it be convenient? ”

Hu Zeyi raised his sleeves slightly, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and said secretly, damn, can this official say no?

Immediately, he nodded again and again and said that it was easy to say.

"You guys are still acquaintances, unlike the dog official surnamed Dong in Longxi County, who dared to transfer the garrison from Quanzhou to chase and suppress us."

The one-eyed dragon pinched his teeth and said, "Since you know each other like this, how about Lao Tzu discuss something with you?" As long as you cooperate with Lao Tzu, after the matter is completed, Lao Tzu promises to leave you with a dog's life! ”

Call!

Hu Zeyi listened to this, and breathed a sigh of relief for no reason, as long as he could survive, nothing else mattered.

Immediately, he calmed down a lot and said, "If there is anything that needs to be cooperated, the king will give orders." If you want silver, you still want food, and you will try your best to satisfy the heroes. However, Qingyuan is a barren land, and if the heroes ask for too much silver and food, I am afraid it will be ......."

"Hehe, we will take the food and silver ourselves, we don't need Hu County to bother you!"

The one-eyed dragon smiled sympathetically and said, "Lao Tzu asked you, how many yacha are there in Qingyuan County now?" ”

Hu Zeyi thought for a moment and said, "In addition to the county lieutenant Cui who took ten people out of the city to perform his duties, there should be sixty or seventy people still in the city with the three classes of officials plus jailers and miscellaneous servants. ”

"What? Cui Geng's bastard is not in the city? ”

It was not the one-eyed dragon who shouted and scolded, but Fang Ming with an excited face.

"Ahem, Master Fang, when Lao Tzu is asking, don't beep blindly!" The one-eyed dragon reprimanded Xia Ming with some unhappiness.

Then, the one-eyed dragon said: "Since there are ten fewer catchers, it will be more troublesome, yes, God helps Lao Tzu to make a windfall!" Okay, Hu County Order, what Lao Tzu wants you to do is that after dawn, in your name, all the money houses, shop owners, heads of large families, and the heads of the three classes of government officials in the city will be invited to the county government. Of course, the county lord of Qingyuan is indispensable! How about I want you to do something as simple as that? Can it be done? ”

"Huh?"

Hu Zeyi chuckled in his heart and asked, "What is the king going to do?" Don't you want to ......"

Although Hu Zeyi was cowardly, he was not stupid, and he had already guessed what the one-eyed dragon wanted to do.

I only heard the one-eyed dragon say: "You don't care what Lao Tzu wants to do, so I ask you, can you do it?" ”

"This ......"

Hu Zeyi groaned for a while, his heart was extremely entangled, he really wanted to fulfill the mind of this mountain bandit leader, I am afraid that from now on, this Qingyuan County will really break its muscles and bones, and it will be poor for three hundred years! Then when you are the county magistrate of this poor county, you can still have a fart chance to make political achievements, and there is a fart chance to be promoted again?

"Hu County Order, Lao Tzu will ask you again, can you do it?"

The one-eyed dragon said and glanced at the big buffalo beside him.

The big buffalo understood, directly pulled out the iron ring knife in his waist, strode down, and came to Hu Zeyi's side, only to see him swing the knife violently into the air, and the sharp blade was far away at Hu Zeyi's neck, and the urn shouted angrily: "Dog officer, my brother asks you, can you do it?" ”

"Good Hammo, be impulsive!"

Hu Zeyi's face turned pale, and then he nodded again and again and shouted: "Yes!" Yes! It can be done! It can be done! ”

Suddenly, the smell of urine came to the nose of the big buffalo.

Damn, this dog officer is actually scared out of pee!

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