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Wei Xiaobao is disgusted with Hai Dafu in his heart, although Wei Xiaobao has been lazy all his life, but he loves to be clean, or how to attract flowers and butterflies, and be a beautiful woman's flower messenger, this makes Hai Dafu embarrassed, fortunately, there is no one in the house.

When he came to the water tank, Wei Xiaobao took a lot of effort to get the old turtle in, and with a 'plop', Hai Dafu entered, originally according to the plot in "The Legend of Deer and Ding", Hai Dafu should have struggled desperately, and slapped the water tank hard before he was blind in the end, why didn't he react for a long time.

Wei Xiaobao waited for a long time, looked at the water tank, didn't see the head of Hai Dafu's eunuch, wondered in his heart, and thought, "Shouldn't the old turtle go into the water to play and swim, this water tank is so small, he still has the interest to play, it is really worthy of being called an old turtle, he likes to play in the water all his life." ”

After waiting for a while, Wei Xiaobao was a little scared in his heart, thinking that many people would drown if they didn't come out of the water for a long time, this sea of wealth can't die, Wei Xiaobao walked a few steps to the side of the water tank, came to the side, and looked inside. The water tank was already very large, and when he came closer, Wei Xiaobao could see it clearly.

I saw Hai Dafu's legs on top of the water, motionless, his body standing upside down, and his head 'bathing' below. Wei Xiaobao understood in his heart, and muttered, "It's bad, if Hai Dafu goes in upside down, will he choke to death." "No wonder I didn't hear it. It is estimated that they have been drowned for so long.

Wei Xiaobao hurriedly grabbed Hai Dafu's two legs and pulled them out. It's another laborious job. finally fished out Hai Dafu's body, only to see that Hai Dafu's face is now even paler, just like those ghosts in the Hades Palace, white and terrifying.

Wei Xiaobao stretched out his hand and touched Hai Dafu's nose, his breathing seemed to be nothing, Wei Xiaobao was frightened, and said in his heart, "Don't die of your kid, it's all my fault for dying." Lao Tzu is unlucky. ”

Wei Xiaobao followed the first aid method, pinched the person again, and pressed the chest, but Hai Dafu still showed no signs of improvement, Wei Xiaobao hurriedly ran to the Tai Hospital, called a Tai Doctor for diagnosis and treatment, other palace maids and eunuchs, the Tai Doctor was naturally lazy to take care of it.

But Hai Dafu is the chief eunuch of the imperial dining room, and the popular characters in the palace, who dares to slack off. The imperial doctor followed behind Wei Xiaobao and trotted all the way to Hai Dafu's residence.

The imperial doctor checked Hai Dafu's pulse. After checking the symptoms on his eyes and nose again, it took a long time to shake his head, Wei Xiaobao hurriedly took the hand of the imperial physician and asked, "How is it, imperial doctor, is Gonggong Hai saved?" ”

Seeing that Wei Xiaobao was so 'worried' about his master, the imperial doctor comforted, "Father-in-law Gui, don't worry, Father-in-law Hai is not in danger of life, but I am afraid that he will not wake up, his whole body is no longer alive, only the head still has a weak reaction, and even the pulse is intermittent, becoming a 'living dead', and I can't do anything." ”

When Wei Xiaobao heard that he was a living dead, he was a little puzzled, and hurriedly asked, "How can this be?" What is the 'living dead'? ”

The imperial doctor's wrist was hurt by Wei Xiaobao's pull, Wei Xiaobao's strength was not something he could bear, and he hurriedly begged, "Gonggong Gui, you let go of the lower first, let me tell you slowly." ”

Seeing that the imperial doctor's wrist was red from being dragged by Wei Xiaobao, Wei Xiaobao quickly nodded apologetically, let go of the imperial doctor's wrist, Wei Xiaobao said, "I'm sorry, the imperial doctor, I'm really worried about my father-in-law's injury." After all, my father-in-law and I depend on each other, and we are like father and son, and my father-in-law suddenly became like this, and I feel sad. ”

Wei Xiaobao's acting skills, that is impeccable, it is more real than the real thing, his eyes blinked a few times, and he squeezed out a few 'tears'.

The imperial doctor shook his head and comforted, "Gonggong Gui, it's really rare that you have this filial piety to Gonggong Hai, but Gonggong Hai's illness is afraid that the Daluo Immortal will be powerless, as the name suggests, people are alive as if they were dead, but they are still breathing, and the others are like dead people." You'd better mourn and change. ”

Wei Xiaobao finally understood now, and said in his heart, "Isn't this what modern times call 'vegetative people'?" Thank God for it, thank you Brother Su, thank you Sister Guanyin, thank you Da Luo Zhuxian, Hai Dafu has become a vegetative person, then I can do whatever I want in the palace, and I am not afraid of identity demolition. ”

Wei Xiaobao was happy to speak, but his face was even more sad, the doctor comforted him for a long time, Wei Xiaobao stopped crying slightly, but he fell to the ground all of a sudden, his body was too 'sad', and he couldn't stand up, the doctor helped Wei Xiaobao at the head of the bed, and the doctor said, "Father-in-law Gui, you have to take care of your body, don't be too sad and sad, I'll go first." ”

Wei Xiaobao wanted to get up and 'send off', and the imperial doctor waved his hand and said, "Father-in-law Gui is sick, so let's rest a lot, don't send each other, I understand your kindness." ”

Before leaving, Wei Xiaobao also heard the imperial doctor sigh and mutter, "Hey, it's really rare to see a loyal father-in-law like Grandpa Gui, it's a pity." ”

Wei Xiaobao saw that the imperial doctor was out of the door, and suddenly jumped off the bed, laughing, Wei Xiaobao said to himself, "Lao Tzu is finally free, and when I make a few more great achievements, the Forbidden City will be my Wei Xiaobao's world in the future." ”

Wei Xiaobao is bold, naturally he will not be as timid as the 'Wei Xiaobao' in "The Legend of Deer and Ding", and he is afraid when he sees Hai Dafu, as for why Wei Xiaobao is so bold, Wei Xiaobao didn't travel before, but he grew up in a poor rural area, and when he was a child, he often heard adults talk about ghosts and gods, what 'ghosts hit the wall', what 'ghost fire' and the like, anyway, when you see the cemetery, you must stay away.

At the beginning, Wei Xiaobao's courage was also very small, he didn't dare to walk at night, every time he went out at night, he felt cold on his back, and he felt that someone was following him, and Wei Xiaobao didn't dare to go out at night.

But Wei Xiaobao was too naughty when he was a child, and was often taught by his parents, Wei Xiaobao was afraid that his ass would be beaten, every time his parents were angry, he always ran out of the house in fright, and he didn't dare to go home at night, so that his parents often took a flashlight to find him back at night, and once again because of the fight, he somehow hid in a haystack at night and fell asleep, after waking up during the day.

Wei Xiaobao found that the haystack was surrounded by cemeteries, it turned out that he slept in the cemetery all night, and he didn't know what was going on, anyway, after that, Wei Xiaobao was bold, and he dared to go out at night, and because of his boldness, he also kept watch for the dead a few nights. Become a veritable 'Wei Daring'.

So for Hai Dafu's 'vegetative' appearance, Wei Xiaobao was not only not afraid, but also happy, Wei Xiaobao pushed Hai Dafu a few times, and scolded, "Dead turtle, now you're finished, even if you suspect that I am a fake little guizi, what can you do?" You yourself are too much to protect, life is better than death, see how you play tricks? (To be continued.) )