"Do you understand discipline? Do you understand the rules? The commander ate there, is that what you can go to? Dog, do you really think you're a horn? That is, our commander is informal, otherwise he will kill you! ”

When the lights were about to go out at night, the company commander called Long Xiaoqi to the office and scolded him, and the corridor was full of his scolding voice. He was really angry, because this dog thing ran to the commander's table to eat, and he was scolded for two hours.

No, just after being scolded, he immediately came to scold Long Xiaoqi.

"Company commander, what are you always doing to me?" Long Xiaoqi sighed and said, "You said that I tune. Playing Han Bing, but I didn't tune at all. Is the play good? I know you like people, but there's no need to be angry with me. And the matter of going to the commander's place for dinner...... They all talked about the equality of officers and soldiers, and they all talked about the friendship between officers and soldiers, so what's wrong with me going to the commander for dinner? ”

"Anyway, it just won't work!" The company commander said angrily.

"Okay, okay, if it doesn't work, it won't work, right?" Long Xiaoqi said unhappily: "Fold the quilt, you scold me; Standing in a military posture, you scold me; You scold me for walking; Now you scold me when you stand guard, and you scold me when you eat, how did I provoke you? Company commander, we have to act according to our conscience, I haven't done anything to be sorry for you. You are a company commander and I am a soldier, and you scold me with a dog and a thing, which makes me very unhappy. ”

"Dog thing, what's wrong with me scolding you? Dog stuff! Dog stuff! Dog stuff! "The company commander was really angry.

He had brought so many soldiers, and he had been in the guard company since he was a recruit. After so many years, I have never seen such a soldier. The quilt is not well folded, the housekeeping is not good, and the military posture is not good...... What do you want, can you not scold?

You know, the requirements of the guard company are very, very high, because this is a unit that serves the chief. The soldiers of the guard company represent the image of the headquarters, but this Sun Ergou is here to destroy the image at all.

One sentence at a time, the whole company heard it. They had never seen such a big fire as the company chief's hair, it was the first time.

"Did the company commander eat gunpowder?"

"Nonsense, of course I ate gunpowder, who doesn't know that our company commander likes the daughter of Minister Han's family, but Sun Ergou transferred others. It's played. ”

"Damn, this Sun Ergou is so bold, how can he tune it. Playful? ”

"Hey, I heard that Sun Ergou reached out and touched someone's ass when he was standing guard."

"Damn, so kind? He's dead! ”

……

"Have you heard, Sun Ergou tuned the goddess of dreams. played, touched someone's ass when he stood guard. ”

"Nonsense, isn't it good to hit someone's ass?"

", let me tell you, it's all fake, the real thing is Sun Ergou holding someone's ass with one hand, and then there was an overlord kiss!"

"Go, go, Lao Yao knows this matter best, come on, come on, Lao Yao, you can talk about it."

The veteran lay silent on his bed, unwilling to explain anything.

Anyway, now that it has changed its taste, it was sent to Sun Ergou to push down Han Bing, the goddess of dreams. Of course, no one dares to spread it like this, if it reaches the ears of the company commander...... All suffer!

In the office, the company commander was still scolding Long Xiaoqi. He was very unhappy, he was very unhappy, if it was possible, he wanted to lift Long Xiaoqi's leg and throw him down from the stairs.

He heard the rumors, and he was furious.

"Company commander, it's almost enough, stop scolding me for being a dog." Long Xiaoqi shook his head and said, "Is it interesting?" Is it really interesting? I'm Sun Ergou, not a dog thing. If you scold me again, I'll sleep with Han Bing here tonight. There's nothing wrong with liking someone, but you're not someone's husband, right? So don't scold me, or I'll ......."

"Dog thing, you dare to !!" The company commander pointed to Long Xiaoqi's nose.

Another dog thing, Long Xiaoqi looked at the company commander, turned around and walked out without saying a word. His temper is good enough now, and when he came back to the army, his wife told him, be honest, be stable, and do less harm, you are not the same as before, you should be calm and humble in everything.

That is, what Zhao Ying said worked, if he hadn't said this, Long Xiaoqi would definitely make the guards upside down. But now he can't bear it, his name is Sun Ergou, not a dog thing!

Too much deception, too much deception!

"Sun Ergou, where are you going to run for me? Dog, it's not okay to scold you for two sentences? Get the hell out of here! ”

It's a pity that Long Xiaoqi has already run out of the company and went straight to Han Bing's house.

"Han Bing, you come out for me!" Long Xiaoqi shouted.

Hearing Long Xiaoqi's voice, Han Bing immediately walked out of the house.

"Oh, Comrade Sun Ergou is here?" Han Bing smiled: "What's the matter with coming to me?" Comrade Sun Ergou, I have a man, my man's name is Long Xiaoqi, giggle......"

Han Bing was teasing Long Xiaoqi, after she saw Long Xiaoqi standing guard there today, she immediately checked it, and found that Long Xiaoqi had become Sun Ergou. It made her so happy.

"Come with me!" Long Xiaoqi pulled Han Bing in one hand.

"Why are you angry? Who you off? Han Bing smiled: "I'm not used to being a recruit, right?" Bullied by veterans, right? Sister Ying let you endure it, right? Don't you dare to be disobedient, right? Hehehe...... You're just a lack of discipline! ”

"Grass, shut up!" Long Xiaoqi pulled Han Bing to run into the company, and asked angrily, "Did that little broken company commander write you a love letter?" ”

"yes, how do you know?" Han Bing said with a smile.

"Damn it, that's right!" Long Xiaoqi said fiercely: "Let's go to the office of this goods!" ”

"Okay, okay, I'll help you talk about it." Han Bingle was overwhelmed.

She really hadn't seen Long Xiaoqi so angry, and it was estimated that she was bullied a lot.

Long Xiaoqi pulled Han Bing and ran into the guard company, and was seen by many soldiers.

"Damn, why did Sun Ergou come with the goddess?"

"Oh my god, the goddess is still smiling?"

"No, it's really the goddess of Han Bing!"

“……”

"Bang!"

The washbasin in the hands of a soldier fell to the ground with a loud noise.

"Don't sleep, I'll listen to the show later!" Long Xiaoqi turned his head and said loudly: "This is my dragon...... My grandson Ergou will put on a good show for you, and see how the toad eats the white swan!! ”

Long Xiaoqi pulled Han Bing and rushed into the company commander's office.

"Han Bing?" The company commander's face suddenly showed a look of joy.

"Get out!" Long Xiaoqi said to the company commander with a cold face: "I want to sleep on your desk Han Bing now, do you have any opinions?" ”

"Huh?!" The company commander was stunned.

Before he could react, Long Xiaoqi had already removed all the things on his desk and directly pressed Han Bing. underneath.

"You, you, you ......"

The company commander's face turned pale.

"Go out, do you still want to stay here and watch?" Han Bing glared at the other party.

The company commander fled in embarrassment, and after a while, the entire corridor was filled with the voices of Long Xiaoqi and Han Bing......

This was not Long Xiaoqi's original intention, it was really not his original intention, he never thought of this, he was forced!!

The goddess in the dream of the guard company was shattered, and she was grandly dealt with by Sun Ergou here.

"Cow man!"

"It's too violent!"

"Idols!"

“……”

A scourge is always a scourge, even if you are gentle and elegant, you can't hide the heart that will harm wherever you go - Long Xiaoqi is a hair? Sun Ergou is king!