Wei Xiaobao got up and said, "Old man, I'll go to the kitchen by myself, can't I do it myself with my hands and feet?" Can this thing be eaten? I really don't know how your old man got mixed up, it's too bad. ”

Wei Xiaobao came to the kitchen, turned over the cabinets, opened the pots and pans that served the rice, and only saw a little rice and a few dry foods. Lao Tzu is in a big prison in Yangzhou, and he is also chicken, duck and fish all day long, and it is more than ten times stronger than this. ”

Wei Xiaobao returned to the house in a huff, stared at the old man with big eyes and a pouting mouth, and looked around Mu Sang Dao several times, Mu Sang Dao said strangely, "Why are you staring at me?" Eat your food. ”

Wei Xiaobao complained, "I wonder, old man, you eat these all day long, can this be delicious?" When I'm growing now, I must not be lazy, or how will I find a wife when I grow thin in the future? ”

Musang Daoren flicked his sleeves and turned around and went out, leaving two taels of silver before leaving, and said, "There is a market at the foot of the mountain, there is just no rice, you go buy some food and come back, save some flowers." ”

Wei Xiaobao was almost amused by Mu Sang Daoren's words, so he hurriedly chased out, grabbed Mu Sang Dao Ren, and shouted, "Old man, how can this little silver be enough to buy food, give more." ”

Mu Sang Daoren shook his head, "I am a monk, I am used to coarse tea and light rice, and I don't want you to buy any chicken, duck and fish, besides, I just have a little silver, these are enough for me to eat alone for a month, don't spend it." ”

Wei Xiaobao's head immediately drooped down, like a frosted eggplant, and he was about to cry if he was wronged. The heart said: "Lao Tzu casually gives people a tip, to say the least, it is one hundred and eighty taels." I was embarrassed to take out my hand for two taels of silver. That's good, if I knew this, I would have taken some more plates. ”

There was no way, Wei Xiaobao's silver was stolen by a girl on the way to come, and now he was penniless, Wei Xiaobao hurriedly took two mouthfuls of rice, ate two mouthfuls and spit out, it was really difficult to swallow. finally dealt with it, and then hurriedly put on a pitiful two taels of silver, Wei Xiaobao walked out of this nominal and unreal Taoist temple.

When he came, he didn't take a good look at the yard, Wei Xiaobao took a closer look, "Oh, my-mom." It's a complete kennel, with a total of three thatched houses, all of which are dilapidated and crooked, and in disrepair. When the wind blows, it is estimated that it will collapse at any time. There is a kitchen in the backyard, and the gate is also tied with a few wooden sticks with a rope, what can it be used for? What kind of Taoist temple is this, it can't even compare to an ordinary farm yard.

Wei Xiaobao wanted to slip away, but thinking of the Longyang Gong on his body, as well as the peerless martial arts on the Musang Dao people, Wei Xiaobao was really reluctant to leave, thinking to himself, "Didn't the ancients say that the heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skin, empty their bodies, and act chaotically. ”

Wei Xiaobao hummed a little song, along the mountain road, slowly walked down the mountain, the snow on the mountain does not melt all year round, and the 'crunch' sound under the feet of the road is straight, Wei Xiaobao's clothes are thin, he was going to find a decent dress in the house, rummaged over, and found two stinky broken robes, which must have not been washed for a long time, Wei Xiaobao is a person who wants to save face, saying that he doesn't wear a Taoist robe, so he wears a single shirt and freezes down the mountain.

As I walked, I thought, how can I get some money if I can buy a fart for two taels of silver? When he walked near the Quanzhen Sect, Wei Xiaobao suddenly saw a familiar figure, opened his eyes to the maximum, and adjusted the 'focus' only to find that it was the little Daogu he had seen that day, only to see that Daogu and a young Taoist priest together, walking towards the woods.

Wei Xiaobao was originally a lively person, he was curious, and thought to himself, "A man and a woman, it must be no good to be sneaky, just come by yourself to catch rapists in pairs and beat mandarin ducks." ”

Quietly following behind the two, Wei Xiaobao now has internal force in his body, tiptoeing, raising his legs high, and landing lightly, but he was not discovered, and when he got closer, Wei Xiaobao couldn't help but secretly admire, and said in his heart, "I didn't expect that beauties still like little white faces, fortunately, Lao Tzu is not ugly, or I would have to die headlong." ”

The man looked like a Taoist priest of the Quanzhen Sect, with long eyebrows and clear eyes, a typical 'handsome pot', it is estimated that it is not the senior brother or junior brother of the female Taoist aunt, the two chatted while walking, very intimate, and walked under a big tree, the Taoist priest took out a bracelet and said to the Taoist aunt, "Senior sister, this is what I bought for you on a special trip down the mountain, do you like it?" ”

Dao Gu's face suddenly turned red, and a red cloud suddenly climbed up her pretty face, looking even more charming, Wei Xiaobao muttered in her heart, "It must be a little white face hooking up with a junior sister, what kind of love token to give, quack dragon hole, it is really a pair of dog men and women." ”

Dao Gu shyly took the bracelet and said with a smile, "Senior brother, you are so good, I know that senior brother has me in his eyes." ”

The Taoist priest smiled solemnly, "Of course, junior sister, I am willing to do anything for you, even if I want to die, I will not hesitate." ”

Dao Gu hurriedly stretched out her hand to cover the Taoist priest's mouth, and said angrily, "Senior brother, don't talk nonsense, I don't allow you to die, as long as you treat me well in the future." ”

The Taoist priest grabbed Dao Gu's wrist, gently put it to his mouth, lowered his head and kissed it, and said with a smile, "Senior sister, I'll put it on for you." ”

Wei Xiaobao didn't know how to get it, his heart jumped up with anger, the vinegar jar was overturned at that time, and he said in his heart, "You are so shameless, you dare to openly show me and me in front of me, and use Bao Ye as an ornament, no, you must not be allowed to succeed." "As for why he rushes into evil fire when he sees a woman, he will not let go of any beautiful woman, because he is extremely lustful, and after eating two kinds of spiritual objects, he is naturally 'crazy'.

Seeing that the Taoist priest put on the bracelet for Dao Gu, the Taoist priest hugged Dao Gu and lowered his head to kiss him, at this critical juncture when 100,000 people were about to complete the boat.

Wei Xiaobao suddenly ran over, the rabbit rose and fell, running as fast as a cheetah, like a gust of wind, and shouted as he ran, "Liuzi, I finally found you, you can make it easy for me to find it, you bastard, rabbit cub, Lao Tzu must teach you a good lesson." ”

The Taoist priest and the Taoist aunt were stunned, they didn't know what was going on, and when they were wondering, Wei Xiaobao rushed to the two of them, jumped up and hit the Taoist priest's head hard, the hit was crisp and loud, and the sound was extremely crisp and bright.

Wei Xiaobao smiled and said, "Ma Liu, where did you go, I've been looking for you for several months, I didn't expect you to come here, when did you become a Taoist, oops, I also found a little Taoist aunt, you kid Yanfu is not shallow." ”

Although the Taoist priest was angry, but guarding the beauty, in order to maintain his demeanor, he still couldn't help but not burst out, and said angrily to Wei Xiaobao, "You are so strange, I don't know you, who is Ma Liu?" ”

Dao Gu found out that it was Wei Xiaobao, her apricot eyes widened, her willow eyebrows were upside down, and she scolded coquettishly, "Senior brother, it's this scoundrel, who spoke lightly to me last time." ”

ps; Today's happy birthday, I hope you will support a lot and have fun reading. (To be continued.) )