Chapter Forty-Four: The Unobtrusive Lord's Favorite
Because Shi Lei was still in the period of filial piety, he couldn't touch the wine and meat, so he could only watch the guards eat a lot there, and he could only dry and gnaw on the homemade marching dry food.
This marching dry food is inspired by Shi Lei according to those nutrition bars in later generations, as well as compressed rations, and is reasonably proportioned according to the needs of the human body.
After that, of course, it is ground with stones, and all the raw materials are pressed into a solid biscuit shape. Bring a few pieces with you, and it's enough to fill your stomach for a day.
Of course, like all compressed rations, this taste is not too colorful when Shi Lei eats it. It's good to eat occasionally, after all, the texture is crispy, but if you eat this thing all the time, you probably can vomit.
Especially for ease of use, this thing can also be broken casually, thrown into a pot to boil, and a pot of fragrant paste will soon become it. But if you eat too much, and then look at this pot of strain-like things, it will definitely become very hateful.
It seems that the careful elder had already told Shi Lei not to send these wine and meat over, and no one came to disturb Shi Lei. Occasionally, a few high-spirited wingmen wanted to come over, but they were also blocked by the guards, intentionally or unintentionally.
These guards are always properly awake and mindful of their duties. Even if the two sides get along happily, there are still many guards who pretend to be unintentional and occupy a lot of points. It is guaranteed that even if a conflict breaks out between the two sides, an overwhelming advantage can be achieved in the shortest possible time. However, seeing that the other party has drunk so steadily, this possibility basically does not exist.
The other guards could stand in the way, but the two little twin girls who had been staying by the big man's side were not easy to do. Shi Lei shook his head lightly at the guards, and the two little girls were able to walk to Shi Lei smoothly.
Shi Lei looked at these two familiar little girls with a smile on his face, wondering what they were doing here. However, following their gazes, Shi Lei easily understood their purpose.
Obviously, these two little beauties who are not good at hiding their feelings are not here for Shi Lei at all, what people are interested in is the two naughty eggs squatting on Shi Lei's shoulders.
These two little troublemakers, taking advantage of Shi Lei's efforts to gnaw on dry food alone, slipped out and caused a circle of all kinds of wine and meat. Not only did they eat all kinds of raw and cooked wild things, but they also didn't let go of the wild fruits.
In the end, they couldn't resist the drive of curiosity, or their natural foodie attributes exploded, and these two little guys also tasted all kinds of drinks.
Shi Lei looked helplessly at Dumao and Xiaojin, these two little guys who were out of tune, staggered all the way, and floated back. It's all in this state, and it's not easy to run back.
After climbing on Shi Lei's shoulders with one foot deep and one foot shallow, the two little guys, who were obviously drunk, were chattering non-stop, and they didn't know if they were shouting "I'm not drunk, I still want to drink" or complaining about something. In short, this performance is no different from that of a human drunk.
Shi Lei is just strange, isn't this little guy completely immune to all kinds of toxins? I didn't expect a little alcohol to be able to knock this guy down, it seems that it is not alcohol-resistant.
Just when Shi Lei was secretly planning whether to get more high-level wine, so that Dumao could experience a headache after being drunk, and even a sore body, the little guy seemed to have a sense, and a spirit woke up.
With his round little eyes, he glanced at Shi Lei with some confusion, and then turned back to stare at the two little girls who came over.
It seems that the resistance of this guy is much stronger, is it the same as when he faced the killer scorpion before, as long as it hits something, it can produce resistance in its body?
Maybe you can go back and experiment, find more strong poisons, and add some resistance to it.
"Can we hug them?" The two little girls walked up to Shi Lei, stood there prettyly, and said in unison.
Seeing this smile like a flower, Shi Lei really couldn't say anything to refuse, so he hurriedly took out what he thought was the most sincere and brilliant smile.
"You ......" Shi Lei didn't say yes yet, the two clever little guys had already consciously jumped into the arms of the two little girls, just one by one, impartially.
It's these two undisciplined guys, who lie between the twin peaks of others, and rub them comfortably. After adjusting his posture, he stayed there and enjoyed the massage service of the two little girls.
Regarding the performance of the two little guys, Shi Lei just wanted to say, change me. No, shameless, yes, shameless. Ay...... Man is not as good as a beast.
Today's little girl, is she developing so early, how old is this, and she must have never eaten any hormone-fed chicken, but she is already so tall. Although he was wearing a full skirt, he still couldn't hide the twin peaks that fluctuated with the movements of the two troublemakers. No wonder girls nowadays get married early, there's a reason for that.
No, I'm a decent man, and I have to look at these issues with a critical eye.
It must be that this body has too much energy at present, so there will be such messy thoughts, and when I have a wife, it will definitely not be like this.
In Shi Lei's mind, he remembered the image of Cheng Yanjin that he had seen before. Thinking about his future wife again, it is likely that she is also a strong woman with a big waist and a round waist, or a pure man who can stand on his fists and run a horse on his arms, Shi Lei felt that a basin of ice water was poured on his head, and the little fire that had just risen suddenly disappeared without a trace.
Shi Lei can only comfort himself, this is the worst situation, in the future, if his wife looks normal, compared to the image in his mind, she will definitely be a fairy-like beauty.
"Are they so obedient, can they give us playmates?" Two delicate little beauties, with a sweet voice with five plus signs of sugar, looked at Shi Lei with big eyes and asked.
"Well......" Shi Lei was almost captured directly by the lovely sisters, so he agreed to their request, "No." This refusal, Shi Lei said that it was really difficult, and under the gaze of two pairs of starry eyes, he almost lost the battle.
Shi Lei only noticed at this time that the two little girls spoke a standard Chang'an official dialect, needless to say that they learned it from the elder, and it seemed that they were very favored juniors.
At the same time, Shi Lei also made sure that they definitely didn't say good things about themselves before, or they wouldn't have deliberately used local language.
On this side, Shi Lei was in a hurry, dealing with two cute beautiful girls, and on the other side, the elders and the housekeeper who had been sitting together early in the morning were talking about Shi Lei.
"The head of the house still doesn't know?" This big man of the wing, when talking to the housekeeper uncle, this enthusiasm is definitely not something that a simple partner can have.
"We haven't told Dalang yet." Uncle Butler nodded.
"Then I know what to do. Is the prophecy certain to be true? The elder asked with some excitement.
"That's for sure. Look over there, your granddaughter is holding those two pets in her arms, they are rare spiritual creatures. On Da Lang's neck, there is also an equally rare iron wire snake.
It can be said that they all took the initiative to find the door, and they were all killed before, but they were all easily tamed by Da Lang. Uncle Housekeeper pointed to Shi Lei's side and said proudly.