Chapter 199: It Will Be Useful
Ma Yun was still immersed in happiness, but when she suddenly heard Liu Xin ask about Minchan, she couldn't help but have a little surname, her pink face was flushed with anger, and she knocked Liu Xin's hand off with a snap, and said: "Have you been thinking about her just now, if you want to, just marry her, don't be embarrassed to say, I think she is also willing." ”
Liu Xin didn't feel funny, this woman was really unreasonable when she was jealous, so she was cheeky, reached out to hug her again, and said, "What did that mean just now, why don't I understand, you can tell me about it." ”
Ma Yun struggled twice and didn't break away, and muttered angrily, "Hooligans." ”
Liu Xin laughed and said: "Yes, the cattle are indeed busy, and the farmers are all pointing to it, if it were in our original era, the cattle would not be busy, and they would all use tractors." ”
Ma Yun laughed out loud and said coquettishly: "Poor mouth." ”
Liu Xin knew that her anger had at least half disappeared, so she continued: "Yun'er, I'm talking to you seriously, Minchan is at home, I'm always worried that this is a time bomb, I don't know when it will explode, you said Cai Yan is really, it's okay to get her back and do something." ”
Ma Yun thought for a while and said: "Actually, you don't have to worry too much about Minchan, she is staying at home now, even the maid around her was sent by me, and she almost lost contact with the outside world, and I have also understood, in addition to singing and dancing, she also knows a few words, she has no other specialties, and the assassination should not be enough, but I caught a person back a few days ago, and I don't know how to deal with it." ”
Liu Xin said strangely: "Arrest someone, who did you arrest." ”
Ma Yun slowly said two words: "Yu Ji." ”
Liu Xin was taken aback: "Yu Ji, there is really this person, he is an immortal, why did you arrest him back." ”
Ma Yun said disdainfully: "What kind of immortal, it is clearly a magic stick, but he seems to have a relatively clever escape technique, which cannot be tied with a rope, and now he is handcuffed by me in the prison, by the way, he seems to be able to predict the weather." ”
"Predict the weather." Liu Xin was even more surprised, and hurriedly said, "This is a great skill, very useful, don't kill him first." ”
This time it was Ma Yun's turn to be surprised, and said: "Who said that I was going to kill him, his crime is not serious, at most he will be sent to forced labor, but if you don't come back, I can't open the handcuffs, so I can only keep him in prison all the time, and I have already mentioned to Ah Ugly and her mother, I want to marry them and have a family, you are not allowed to object to this." ”
Liu Xin couldn't help but be dumbfounded: "You really plan to get Ah Chou home, then who will study the wooden ox and flowing horse with Zhuge Liang, besides, Zhuge Liang is also a great talent, how can he rob his wife." ”
Ma Yun ignored him and said to herself: "I don't care, as long as Huang Chengyan agrees, this matter will be settled, if you are reluctant to Zhuge Liang, don't you still have a few daughters, it's good to recruit him as a son-in-law, by the way, you are not allowed to get in the way." ”
Liu Xin shook her head helplessly, this Ma Yun is too crazy, how old is his son, so he will give him Zhang Luo's marriage, how did he know, Ma Yun has not been thinking about this for a day or two, Ma Yun has already regarded Liu Yu as the future prince, she wants to choose a smart wife for her son, and there will be better genes to pass on to future generations in the future, but she can't learn from Emperor Wu of Jin and give birth to a stupid son to succeed to the throne, Ma Yun didn't expect that, because of her, the later Han Dynasty has one more rule, the prince chooses a concubine, not only to look at the appearance, It is also necessary to study women's talents, which has completely subverted the tradition that women are virtuous if they are not talented, and women's reading has become a trend for a while.
The next morning, Liu Xin hurried to the prison, and before he reached the door of the cell, there was a disgusting stench, Liu Xin pinched his nose, looked at the jailer on the side, and asked, "Why is it so stinky." ”
The jailer didn't expect that Lord Governor would come here in person to interrogate a magic stick, although he also felt that the smell was very bad, but he didn't dare to show it, so he had to bow his head and say: "His hands were tied behind his back by Madame's magic weapon, and he had to pull all the stool on his body, so it smelled bad." ”
Liu Xin just wanted to have a seizure, but he was smoked by the stench, so he quickly held back, waved his hand, and said, "Strip him naked, rinse it with water, and bring it outside." ”
The jailers sweated a lot, worried that he would be furious, and now he was like being amnestied, and he was busy one by one, carrying water and stripping clothes, in fact, Yu Ji's pants were easy to peel, he was handcuffed behind his back, and his clothes couldn't be taken off, the jailers didn't care about this, they tore him to shreds,
Liu Xin also knew that it was inhumane to treat Yu Ji like this, but in this era, it was impossible to talk to the guards about human rights, because in their eyes, except for those who were specially explained by Shangguan and needed to be taken care of, other prisoners were not human beings at all.
After a while, Yu Ji was pushed into the interrogation room outside, he was wet, naked, his hands were still handcuffed, his feet were dragged with iron shackles, and he walked with a loud sound, looking very embarrassed, where was there still half a point of fairy wind bones,
Liu Xin walked behind him, endured the unpleasant smell on his body, and helped him open the handcuffs with a "snap", he was going to take away the handcuffs, and it seemed that he needed to smoke them with flying incense.
Yu Ji got rid of his hands, fell to his knees with a thud, and kowtowed again and again: "My lord, spare my life, the villain will never dare to do these things in the future. ”
He has really suffered enough in the prison these days, his hands can't move, and those jailers can't treat him like a waiting uncle, not only can he only defecate on his body, but even when he eats and drinks, he can only lie on the ground like a dog and gnaw with his mouth and lick with his tongue, and now, Liu Xin helped him open the handcuffs, which is simply his reborn father,
Liu Xin raised his hand, motioned for him to get up, and said, "Yu Ji, let you go in a while, you have to be honest, if you play any tricks again, don't blame me for being polite." ”
Yu Ji just got up, hurriedly knelt down again, kowtowed three times in a row, and said, "Don't dare, don't dare, Xiaomin won't dare anymore." ”
Liu Xin turned around and instructed the jailer: "Open his shackles, take him to take a bath, change into clean clothes, and then send him to the governor's mansion, I have something to ask him." ”
The jailer promised repeatedly,
Out of the prison, Liu Xin took a deep breath, and then felt more comfortable, as if it was not Yu Ji who had suffered in the prison in the past few days, but him Liu Xin.
After a long time, Yu Ji came to the side hall of the state pastoral mansion, and now he has changed into a cyan robe, as if he has smoked incense, but he still has a vegetable on his face, and obviously has not fully recovered.
Liu Xin played with the handcuffs that had just been washed, and muttered in his mouth: "Yu Ji, Yu Shenxian, Yu Shenstick, interesting." ”
Yu Ji's legs trembled when he saw the handcuffs, and he hurriedly said: "My lord Mingjian, Xiaomin no longer dares to call himself an immortal." ”
Liu Xin let out an "oh" and said, "Yu Ji, you are not an immortal, then Zuo Ci." ”
Yu Ji's ugly face turned completely white, and he said tremblingly: "My lord, you even know this, Zuo Ci is indeed Xiaomin's pseudonym in the north, and naturally he is not an immortal." ”
Liu Xin was surprised in his heart, if it weren't for Yu Ji's frightened confession, Liu Xin would not have thought that Yu Ji and Zuo Ci were the same person, but the expression on his face remained unchanged, and he continued: "Yu Ji, do you want to live in the prison for a long time now, or do you want me to change places for you." ”
Yu Ji shook his hands non-stop, and said in a loud voice: "Please spare Xiaomin, Xiaomin in the prison cell doesn't want to go in this life, I don't know where the adults want to change Xiaomin." ”
Liu Xin raised his head, looked around, and said: "Do you want to change, naturally it is to change to a big house, with a yard in front and a garden in the back, Yu Ji, I don't know if you have a family, if you have a family, you can take your wife and children to live in together, if you don't have a family, I can send you a few maids and slaves, so that you can also enjoy the blessings of being a master." ”
Yu Ji didn't believe that there would be such a good thing in the world, doing what he did, observing words and looking at things was the basic skill, Yu Ji quietly looked up at Liu Xin, but he couldn't see any expression of joy and sorrow on his face, he couldn't help but be in awe, he didn't dare to hide it at all, and replied respectfully: "Xiaomin wanders all over the world, even if he occasionally cheats a few small money, he also buys wine and drinks, where can he afford to marry a daughter-in-law, but Xiaomin still has four apprentices, who are also locked up in prison, I don't know if the adults can let them go." ”
Liu Xin patted the handle of the chair lightly and said, "If you let them go, you master and apprentice can live together, but I also have a condition, you have to do things for me." ”
Yu Ji was stunned for a moment and said: "Xiaomin has no other skills except pretending to be a ghost, and I don't know what I can do to help adults." ”
Liu Xin suddenly sat up straight, and said: "All things are born and must be useful, you can't be called pretending to be a ghost, the correct name should be called magic, or called illusion, the merchants in Xiangyang City come and go, it's very lively, I plan to open an illusion hall, you are in charge, perform in public every day, entertain the people, and you can also recruit apprentices, and all the proceeds belong to your master and apprentice, even if there is no income, I will ensure that you don't have to worry about food and clothing, what do you think." ”
Yu Ji looked stunned and said: "I didn't expect adults to look at Xiaomin's line of work like this, in fact, it is very dangerous for Xiaomin to do this business, not to mention being found by the government, even if the people find flaws, they will often be beaten half to death, and they can open a museum and teach apprentices openly, Xiaomin is naturally overjoyed." ”
Liu Xin's face became serious, and he said: "But there is one thing, if any of your masters and apprentices use this trick to deceive people, I will not spare it, and in addition, I heard that you also have the ability to see the clouds and the weather." ”
Yu Ji felt that he had seen through him from the outside to the inside, and he couldn't hide anything from him, so he dared to hesitate at his question, so he hurriedly responded: "That's just a little experience passed down from the ancestors of the small people, and it can't be fulfilled every time." ”
Liu Xin knew that the experience that Yu Ji said must be some proverbs and the like, so he nodded and said, "Okay, after you go back, write down everything you know, and you can't hide anything." ”
As soon as Yu Ji was taken out, a guard hurriedly came in and reported: "Lord Qiqi, General Gan Ninggan is here." ”