However, he said that Zhu Youzhen could not take the provocation of the emperor, and ridiculed him on the spot and collided with him. Mao Xiang was a frontier, but he deliberately said it was "a fart bubble", and suddenly degraded the image of Mao Xiang very badly.

This is also one of the skills that Zhu Youzhen is proud of, in his previous life, he gave his classmates nicknames easily, although he suffered a lot of fat beatings because of this, but he always has bad habits and never gets tired of it.

Moreover, he didn't let Lin Youkun take action to stop the pretence. Because he knows very well that the so-called gentleman does not use his words, and a literati like Mao Xiang, who is self-assured and high-minded, will never make a move to smash himself.

Since there is no danger of being beaten, just bickering, this thing is quite a bit of a fearless force. In his previous life, when he surfed the Internet all night, he soaked in the voice chat room, and basically learned all the swearing words in the world. Swearing without swearing, scolding for three minutes is not the same, that is the minimum standard.

As soon as the word "fart bubble" came out, all the guests were stunned, and then burst into laughter. Although there is only one word difference between "venturing the frontier" and "bubbles", the meaning is 108,000 miles apart. And Mao Xiang originally had a dashing appearance of Yushu in the wind, but because he was given this nickname by Zhu Youzhen, he couldn't help but think of the disgusting scene when he was taking a bath in the bathtub.

Even Chen Yuanyuan on the stage was amused by Zhu Youzhen's words, first covered his mouth and chuckled, and then the more he thought about it, the more interesting he felt, and the more he wanted to control it, the more he couldn't control it, and finally laughed so much that he couldn't even bend his waist.

This Mao Xiang has read poetry and books since he was a child, and he is quite famous, and he is praised everywhere he goes, and he has never been so viciously ridiculed. At this time, seeing that he had actually become the laughing stock of the audience, even Chen Yuanyuan, who was his favorite the most, was laughing at himself, and he was immediately so angry that his face changed color.

And among the guests, there are many people who have long looked down on the pretence. Isn't there such a saying: There is no first in literature, there is no second in martial arts, this literati is light, and it has been the same since ancient times. Today, I saw that Mao Xiang stole the limelight everywhere, especially Dong Xiaowan and Chen Yuanyuan, the two of Qin Huai Bayan, seemed to be quite interested in him, and many literati who believed in their talents were even more indignant, and they only hated that they didn't have the opportunity to compete with Mao Xiang.

At this time, a Zhu Youzhen suddenly appeared, and with one sentence, he scolded Mao Xiang so much that he was bloody, which won the hearts of everyone. Some people with good deeds actually cheered for Zhu Youzhen, obviously treating the quarrel between the two as a good show.

This Mao Xiang is not only known for his poetry, but also quite proficient in music. Seeing Zhu Youzhen's hard mouth, he immediately said with a cold face: "You Gongzi, please don't use foul language!" Since you have a good rhythm, I happen to have a sheet music here, so please take a look at it first, correct one or two, I don't know what to do? ”

As he spoke, he took out a notebook from his arms and handed it to Zhu Youzhen.

Zhu Youzhen was only annoyed and angry for a moment just now, and then he ridiculed Mao Xiang, where did he know what ancient music and rhythm. But at this time, it was difficult to ride a tiger, so I had to take the book head-on.

When I opened it, I saw that it was densely filled with words in neat fly-headed letters. Some of these characters are recognizable by Zhu Youzhen, while others are like Japanese kana, but they are only part of the radicals of some Chinese characters, and I don't know what they mean or how to read them. This thing had to pick up the one he knew, and stammered: "Work, people, ruler, up..."

When everyone first heard him read it, they felt inexplicable, but after a while, they suddenly burst into laughter. Mao Xiang was very proud, and sneered: "You Gongzi, since you know the rhythm, you shouldn't even know the score, right?" It is not a worker, a man, or a ruler, but a mark of pitch! ”

Zhu Youzhen's head suddenly sweated, he didn't even know the staves, let alone this ancient music notation. But now that I admit it, it's too embarrassing, so I have to say stiffly: "If you know musical scores, you may not be able to write musical scores; If you can write a score, you don't necessarily have to write a good tune. This son has his own unique score, and you still don't know him when he writes it! ”

Mao Xiang laughed, snatched the score, jumped on the stage easily, handed it to Chen Yuanyuan with both hands and said: "Yuanyuan, since this summer Gusu farewell, I haven't been able to see Fang Yan for half a year." Mao Xiang always misses the round, can't sleep at night, this lasted for half a month, compose this song, talk about the pain of lovesickness. If Meng Yuanyuan doesn't give up, please audition, and let this You Gongzi listen to it, Mao will not be able to write a score! ”

Chen Yuanyuan took the score and skimmed through it, but he was overjoyed and said: "Good song, really good song!" Can the slave family try out? ”

"This song was originally composed for Yuanyuan, and I was about to listen to Yuanyuan's wonderful sound!" Mao Xiang said with a smile.

Chen Yuanyuan thanked Mao Xiang, immediately took a pipa, and sang while playing according to the score: "Heaven and spiritual roots have strange news, and Lingnan peach and bamboo have never been separated." The heart of spring is unexpectedly lonely, why is the fate of this gentleman. Who picks up the leaves in the open well Qi Garden, and Baguio Qiongyu is from Tongfen. Ziyou didn't ask to look at it again, and strayed into the white snow of Xianyuan. ”

After singing a song, the whole house applauded. Chen Zhenhui, who was at the same table as Mao Xiang, got up and praised: "It's really a good song!" This poem, although it is clear about oleander, is actually a metaphor for flowers, and it is exquisite. The subtle elegance of this song cannot be interpreted by Miss Chen. Brother Bijiang and Miss Chen have such a tacit understanding, they are really envious of others! ”

Seeing that everyone echoed the voice, he said to Zhu Youzhen complacently: "What do you think Gongzi thinks? Since you have your own score, you will be able to compose better songs, why not let everyone see and see together? ”

Zhu Youzhen saw that Mao Xiang was so arrogant, and everyone was on his side, waiting to see his jokes, thinking that if he couldn't get anything, he could only stick his head in the crotch and walk out. As soon as his eyes were closed and his heart was horizontal, he could only make a trick in the secret way, and immediately shouted: "Compose music, compose music, what's the big deal!" ”

Mao Xiang saw that Zhu Youzhen didn't even know the ruler score just now, and he didn't believe that he could compose music at all. He wanted to see Zhu Youzhen's jokes, so as to teach him a hard lesson, and immediately ordered to take pen, ink, paper, and inkstone from someone, and made a "please" gesture to Zhu Youzhen: "Don't you personally study ink for You Gongzi, please teach Gongzi!" ”

Zhu Youzhen stepped forward to take the brush and wrote on the paper tremblingly. This product didn't pass the elementary school calligraphy class in the previous life, and he didn't even have the right posture to hold the brush, and the writing was crooked, how ugly it was, and the people around him all covered their mouths and laughed when they saw it.

After a while, Zhu Youzhen threw his pen and shouted to Mao Xiang: "I'm done writing, take it and read it!" ”

When Mao Xiang took it and looked at it, he saw that the paper was full of symbols that he couldn't understand at all, so he couldn't help laughing, raised his hands on the paper, and asked in a loud voice: "What is on this, you may know it?" ”

Everyone laughed again, but Zhu Youzhen defended: "Forgive you for not knowing the goods, this is called Jianpu!" Duck out, I also handed the score to Miss Chen, and asked Miss Chen to sing it to everyone to see who composed the better tune! ”

As he spoke, he also jumped onto the stage and handed over his "score" to Chen Yuanyuan. Chen Yuanyuan looked down, but frowned and said: "This son, please forgive the slave family for being a shallow scholar and can't recognize your musical score!" ”

Zhu Youzhen was stunned, and then realized that Chen Yuanyuan naturally could not know the Jianpu that was introduced to China hundreds of years later. At this time, someone in the audience was already coaxing: "You've made enough trouble, get out!" ”

In the laughter of everyone, Zhu Youzhen was so angry that the green tendons on his brain burst out, and he was about to catch up with the roaring Emperor Ma Jingtao. He didn't know where he got the courage, and yelled: "Shut up for me!" Miss Chen, you don't know how to read simple music, can you find a secluded place, I will teach you to sing sentence by sentence, and you will sing it again on stage after you learn it? ”

"You're beautiful!" Someone in the audience said loudly, "It's really despicable and shameless to be so unlearned, and to find such a low-level excuse to be in the same room with Miss Chen!" ”

Zhu Youzhen finally ran out of donkey skills, he was so angry that his face turned pale, and he stood on the stage, his arms trembling incessantly. Seeing that the situation was not good, Lin Youkun had already stepped forward, wanting to escort Zhu Youzhen out first, and then let Tongzhou Wei's people take down all the people in Menghong Mansion when he came back. Especially the fart bubble, he had to kill him with a sword in front of Zhu Youzhen, which made him breathe this out.

"Childe doesn't have to be angry, please follow the slave family to the backstage." Chen Yuanyuan said unexpectedly.

Zhu Youzhen's waist suddenly straightened, and in the surprise and gaze of all the guests, especially Mao Xiang, he swaggered back to the backstage with Chen Yuanyuan. Lin Youkun took a step slower, and had to watch Zhu Youzhen disappear from his sight, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

Chen Yuanyuan led Zhu Youzhen to a small room for her to make up and rest, and without waiting for Zhu Youzhen to speak, he said sincerely: "This son, the rhythm is a small skill of carving insects, so there is no shame if you don't understand it, why do you bother to be angry with Mao Gongzi for this little thing?" There's a path outside the backstage where you can go out and you don't have to go back to the front desk. ”

Only then did Zhu Youzhen know that Chen Yuanyuan still didn't believe in himself. Still, he was grateful that she was able to lead herself backstage and save herself from public humiliation.

Seeing that this legendary woman in history was so considerate when she met her in Pingshui, Zhu Youzhen's heart fluttered, and he secretly thought that he couldn't shrink his eggs no matter what, and immediately pulled out his chest and said, "Why should I run away?" It's really a sheet music, but I invented it myself, and the girl naturally can't understand it. In fact, the lyrics of this song are still Su Shi's "Water Tune Song Head". I'll sing it first, girl! ”

He immediately sang the modern version of "I Wish People Were Long", and at the same time secretly said in his heart: I'm really sorry, this simple score is invented by my brother! There are also Taiwanese music masters Liang Hongzhi, as well as Teresa Teng and Faye Wong, who plagiarized your copyright, I hope you don't mind!

After a short time, the song was sung. In fact, his voice is comparable to a broken gong, and a rock roar may be similar, and singing such a beautiful and graceful song is pure nonsense.

But Chen Yuanyuan listened attentively, and after a while, he said thoughtfully: "If this song is accompanied by Piano and Fan Lingling, I don't know what the charm is?" ”