Chapter 314 Blue Road Walk
Straightening out his thoughts and thinking about the consequences, Shen Mo felt that he could meet that little Tao Gongzi, so he wanted to get up and talk...... Who knew that it was preempted.
"Tao Gongzi, you don't remember villains, it's all about being a fart!" But the sloppy Taoist priest didn't know when to leave his seat, and was apologizing to Tao Liangfu with a humble face, and the petty appearance formed a strong contrast with his rough appearance, which made people look at it.
But Tao Gongzi didn't feel that he was coke, and said angrily: "You are not annoyed, dare to pester me again, I ...... It's time to report to the official! "The two attendants beside him did not rise up as Shen Mo imagined, and said viciously: 'Boy, you want to find trouble, right?' Instead, the old god was sitting there eating, and he didn't even dare to raise his head, as if he was afraid of the sloppy Taoist priest.
But the sloppy Taoist priest was afraid of Tao Liangfu, so he only listened to his apology and gushing endlessly, and he said it very smoothly, obviously practice makes perfect.
Tao Gongzi was extremely depressed, but he was helpless to take him, so he blocked his ears and ran away, and the two companions hurriedly followed. The old cousin asked in the back, "Do you still keep accounts?" ”
"Bookkeeping and bookkeeping." An impatient answer came from downstairs.
The old cousin nodded, glanced at the food left on the table, and then looked at the sloppy Taoist priest and said, "Are you still packing?" ”
The sloppy Taoist priest originally chased two steps, but when he heard the words, he stood up dejectedly, and said depressedly: "Fight, what will I eat if I don't fight?" The old cousin took out the food on the table of Tao Liangfu and put it into the rice bowl carried by the sloppy Taoist priest.
Shen Mo suddenly felt a little sad, the same people, some people can eat and drink, waste excessively, but some people have to eat other people's leftovers.
But under the rough appearance of the Taoist priest, there was obviously no heart full of care, he was very cold to the silent gaze, and pouted: "What do you see, what should I do if I still rely here after eating, delaying people's business?" ”
Shen Mo couldn't help but be amused, and said that this person was too interesting, since Xiao Taozi ran away, it didn't hurt to talk to him, so he smiled and said, "I'm sorry, can the Taoist master move over and let me accompany him?" ”
The Taoist priest said vigilantly: "No. ”
"Why?" Shen Mo almost didn't bite his tongue.
"There are too many liars in the capital," the sloppy Taoist priest said indignantly: "I have been here for less than three days, and I have been cheated out of all my money, so I ended up in such a field......
Shen Mo beckoned: "Come and sit down and drink tea." ”
The sloppy Taoist priest came over and complained, "So I have come to a conclusion, don't talk to strangers," and then sat down and said, "Keep your distance from you people." ”
Zhu Shisan stared at this Taoist priest with wide eyes, not knowing if he was really stupid or pretending to be stupid.
Shen Mo smiled and said: "My name is Shen Mo, and it is the first time I have come to the capital, please ...... Hey, what's your name? ”
"Lan Dao Xing." After the Taoist priest finished speaking, he covered his mouth and whimpered, "Why should I tell you? ”
Shen Mo didn't poke at him, and said with a smile: "It turned out to be Lan Daochang, you sound like you're from Shandong, right?" ”
"The head of the Qing Palace on Laoshan Mountain in the East China Sea" Lan Dao said: "Disciples." ”
"It turned out to be a famous family." Shen Mo solemnly said: "Disrespectful and disrespectful." ”
"You're welcome." Lan Daoxing said a few words modestly, and said sadly: "Don't look at me so sloppy and down-and-out now, I think when I was in Jiaodong, I was more beautiful than my master, and the big families who were hundreds of miles away and near all looked for me when they encountered troubles that they couldn't get, I didn't lie to you, they all ran 800 miles from Jinan to Laoshan to find me." Saying that a good man mentioned the look of the brave back then, he said: "We all say, 'There is Tao Tianshi in Yanjing, and there is a Blue Immortal in Shandong', which is not what I blew myself." ”
"Then if you are a cow, what are you doing in the capital?" Zhu 13 did not believe.
"This is called entering the WTO to practice, do you understand?" Lan Daoxing blew his beard and glared: "I came here to roll in the red dust for the purpose of cultivating my mind." But his mood was obviously low, so he got up and said, "Don't talk nonsense with you who are full of food, I'm hungry now, and I'm going back to eat." ”
Shen Mo hurriedly said: "Why bother to eat those leftovers, let's make our own dishes?" Then he said to the old cousin: "Although the good wine and good food are on it, today it is fate for the two of us to meet Lan Dao, and we must get drunk and rest, right, Thirteenth Brother?" ”
Zhu Shisan had no choice but to say, "That's." He knew that Shen Mo must be beating this Taoist priest's idea, although he didn't think that this guy was of any use.
"Then I'm embarrassed to bother...... Lan Daoxing scratched his head and said, "That's what you said, right?" ”
"That's what it means." Shen Mo smiled heartily: "Let's tell the Dao Chief, I've been a hundred days, and I haven't been so happy." ”
"Lord Shen Shi is too polite, Poor Dao is just a little 'comfort trick', it's just a small means," Lan Daoxing said solemnly: "Even if it's the cost of this meal, you don't have to give any more money." ”
Zhu Shisan now also feels that this Taoist priest is very cute.
After a while, good wine and food came up, and Lan Daoxing swallowed his saliva and said, "Then I'm welcome, I know that you have all eaten." Shen Mo nodded with a wry smile, and saw that his mouth was full of oil.
After four or five glasses of wine, Lan Daoxing's face was red, and he was a little fluttering, and his mouth was as if there was no floodgate, and he began to boast about his strong Taoism: "I think that the poor Dao has studied the Taoism in the Shangqing Palace for many years, but it is not a boast of Haikou, even my master is not as good as me." ”
Hearing him start to boast about himself, the two of them silently kept praising and echoing. When two more glasses of wine fell into his stomach, this Taoist priest was even more embarrassed, and his mouth was even more open: "The Qing Palace is in the Qing Palace, and the Dao Law Committee is really unfathomable!" Learn just one and you'll benefit for a lifetime. ”
"I don't know what the elder is best at?" Silently asked, "Is it alchemy and drawing talismans, or breathing and breathing......"
"Neither," Lan Daoxing said mysteriously, "What I'm best at is helping Luan." ”
"Oh, it's really a good spell......" Although it didn't show on his face, Shen Mo was indeed a little disappointed, if there was anything that could be compared to the popularity of the horse crane, it was undoubtedly Fu Ping.
The so-called support is to insert a pen with a basket to make two people support it. Then the helper kept writing on the sand table with a pen, and chanted that a certain god was attached to the body. It is said that the words written down by the people next to them are the instructions of the gods, and when they are put into words, they can predict good luck and evil, and then act according to the instructions of the gods.
From the beginning of the Western Han Dynasty to the present, this trend has become more and more popular, and now it has become an important entertainment for scholars in their leisure time, Shen Mo has seen several times with his own eyes, although he does not understand the principle, and he does not dare to categorically deny the theory of ghosts and gods. But there are too many people in this thing, and it has become a rotten street thing, how can it be used for strange goods?
But Lan Daoxing's next sentence made Shen Mo's thoughts turn one hundred and eighty degrees, and he only heard him say slowly: "I will ask Zigu to rise up and ......"
As soon as the words fell, even Zhu Shisan was in awe, why? Because among all the gods, it is recognized that the Zigu God is the most accurate. So who is this god with a beautiful name? The answer is pipe toilets and pigsties...... In fact, just talking about the toilet is fine, because the pigsty in the countryside is the toilet.
But don't underestimate this toilet. When you are in a hurry, you can't find a toilet, which is worse than being hungry and not being able to find a restaurant. Therefore, Zigu's words are the most spiritual. The Blue Dao Guild will descend Zigu, and naturally its ability is not small.
"It is said that only those spirits who are related to God can invite the gods; If you can invite Zigu God, it will be even more unique. Zhu Shisan was puzzled: "Such a good apprentice, how can your master be willing to let you go?" ”
"I felt that the master was getting old, so he asked him to hand over the position of head to me, so that he could enjoy the blessings and hug his grandson or something." Lan Daoxing was drunk and confused: "As a result, he drove me down the mountain." ”
provoked Zhu Shisan to laugh at him, he 'deserved'.
Lan Daoxing said angrily: "I am a piece of filial piety, but I am regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs by you people!" ”
Shen Mo shook his head, and said, "I know you are filial." ”
"Confidant......" Lan Daoxing didn't look at Zhu Shisan, but only spoke to Shen Mo and said, "Little brother, you came here, it seems that you are also waiting for that little Tao, right?" Shen Mo found that his eyes were clear and his speech was clear, how could he still be a little drunk?
This is really a person who is not easy to grasp, and even more difficult to grasp. Silence couldn't help but say secretly. But he said, "How do you know? ”
"When I saw that you kept looking at him, I got up before you." Lan Daoxing said proudly: "I am a person who is very good at seizing opportunities." ”
"You also came to Yanjing to seize the opportunity?" Silence poured him tea for the ceremony.
"That's," Lan Daoxing didn't pretend to be stupid, grabbed the soft Aiwowo on the plate, stuffed it into his mouth and said, "This is really delicious, it's just a little stuffy." Then he said, "Let's tell you the truth, I just want my master to see it,...... What is the head of the Shangqing Palace? I want to be a heavenly master like Shao Yuanjie and Tao Zhongwen! He led the world Taoism, and then ordered my master to regain me like a door wall, and pass on the position of head to me. ”
Brother Lan Dao is really persistent, although this persistence is a bit ......
(To be continued)