was asked by a sloppy old Taoist in public, Yang was naturally very unhappy, she said angrily: "You Taoist priest, what nonsense!" What does it mean that the old body will not be surnamed Yang, but the old body is surnamed Yang! ”

Wang Ping'an looked at Lao Dao in surprise, he naturally knew everything about his mother, the Yang family had always flaunted himself, saying that it was the royal family of the former Sui, but he couldn't find any evidence to prove that his father Wang Youcai was also extremely disgusted with his mother mentioning it. Could it be that this Taoist priest has seen the descendants of the royal family of the former Sui, doesn't he claim to be from Chang'an?

Lao Dao always looked like he was grinning, as if he didn't care about anything, and no one could see him in his eyes, but now the expression on his face no longer had the slightest taste of not caring, his expression was extremely strange, and he was shocked, sad, and even a little bit of fear in it, several expressions were mixed together, just like kneading dough, all of them were rubbed on his face, indescribably weird!

Lao Dao stood motionless on the ground, as if someone had pointed at the acupoint!

Yang said angrily: "Old Zamao, if you dare to look at me like this again, believe it or not, I will ask someone to gouge out your eyeballs!" ”

Lao Dao suddenly shuddered, as if someone had unlocked the acupoint, and said, "Your real surname is Yang?" Oh, I'm afraid it's a coincidence! Your character is kind and ...... It's completely different from that person, it's completely different! ”

Yang snorted, feeling standing at the gate, talking to a sloppy old man, a little bit of Shi identity, she took out two copper coins casually, a little distressed, put back one, threw a copper coin at the feet of the old road, and said: "Take the money and go quickly, don't be annoying at my door!" ”

Wang Ping'an grinned, this old man looked sloppy, in fact, he had money, he had gold ingots in his arms, and a copper coin was afraid that it would not enter his eyes!

Who knows, Lao Dao actually bent down, picked up the copper coin, and the expression on his face returned to normal, and said with a smile: "There is only one penny for rewarding people!" Fortunately, great, it's really not, it's really not, it scared Dao Ye so much! ”

Wang Ping'an suddenly said: "Immortal Chief, you are from Chang'an, but have you ever seen someone who looks similar to my mother?" ”

Lao Dao hummed, wiped the copper coin, and put it in his arms, but shook his head again and said, "I haven't seen it!" ”

"Then what did you just say that you were separated or something, and what does that mean?" Wang Ping'an asked.

Lao Dao rolled his eyes and said loudly: "Dao Ye's eyes are dizzy, can't he?" ”

Wang Ping'an heaved: "You are really ...... It's indescribable! He no longer paid attention to the old way, and went up the steps with the Yang family, and was about to enter the house, but before he could step into the door, he saw a dirty cloth shoe step in first, and it turned out to be the old way.

Lao Dao said as he walked inside: "It's home, you have to rest well." Boy, ask someone to fetch bath water for Daoye! ”

Yang was furious, grabbed Lao Dao's hair, and shouted, "Get out of here!" She made a sudden move, and Lao Dao was completely defenseless, and was pulled backwards, almost falling off the steps.

Wang Ping'an hurriedly said: "Don't don't, you have something to say, don't do it!" He was afraid that his mother would suffer if he got into a fight, so he was busy standing in the middle of the two.

Lao Dao stepped back, but he didn't get angry, but said: "Definitely not, I tried it out now, it's not ten out of ten, my personality is completely different, I really dare to do it!" ”

Wang Ping'an asked, "Mother, are you okay?" ”

Yang said: "What can I do!" "Pulled my son in the door and slammed it shut!

Lao Dao stood outside the door and began to think crankily, this woman's appearance is a little similar to that person, but in terms of personality, it is completely different, and the surname Yang may just be a coincidence! But her son, and the man's son, seemed to bear some resemblance to each other!

Oh, why do I have to let this kid kowtow to me, is it because of this kid and that kid...... It's a little bit like that one, and that one would never kowtow to me, but I really want him to kowtow to me...... No, no, I've never had that thought, don't die?

Then, then why do I have to kowtow to me with this kid, even if it's just one, if it is someone else, just press it to the ground, why do I want him to kowtow to me, but I don't dare to hit him? Am I afraid of him? How could I be afraid of him!

In his heart, he was the man, the kid, and the man, and he thought about it for a while.

In his subconscious, there is a person who is a little similar to Wang Ping'an, this person will never kowtow to him, and he thinks about it, so when he sees Wang Ping'an, he subconsciously transfers his feelings for that person to Wang Ping'an's body, but Wang Ping'an refuses to kowtow to him!

At this time, there is no subconscious such a statement, so even if he wants to break his head, he can think about it clearly!

Lao Dao felt the pain of his head swelling and swelling, he hugged his head and said to himself: "No wonder those old loaches in Beijing always say that I am a rough person, it seems that I am really not detailed enough, and I can't figure out the key!" If only those old loaches were here, they would have figured it out! Hmph, if you think about it, you won't tell me that they have more eyes than hair! ”

went up the steps again, slammed the door, and shouted: "The boy surnamed Wang, the Taoist master has no place to live, you just shut me out of the door, I don't know how to respect the elderly, didn't you promise to give me a futon, why didn't you give it to me?" ”

Suddenly, someone behind me spoke: "You old man, how do you smash people's doors in broad daylight?" ”

As soon as Lao Dao turned around, he saw an old man standing behind him, about the same age as himself, but he was only wearing an underwear in broad daylight, and his coat didn't know where to go!

Lao Dao said: "I didn't slam the door, but I knocked on the door with more strength!" The surname of this family is not a thing, Dao Ye is his father's old friend, he actually locked me out, you say he is a bastard or not! ”

The old man was stunned for a moment and asked, "Is the kid you talking about Ping'an, do you know his father?" ”

Lao Dao nodded and said: "Yes, that kid is indeed called Wang Ping'an, and Dao Ye is his uncle, and he has been friends with his father for many years...... Uh, you're not going to be his father, are you? ”

This old man is Wang Youcai, and he said angrily: "Coincidentally, I happen to be his father, when did I have such a friend as you, I haven't seen you!" ”

The old man sighed, straightened his clothes, and said with a smile: "It turned out to be the king, the king's master!" Your son said today that he was going to fill the moat, but he was arrested by the official, and I became a cellmate with him, and we have a deep friendship! After a pause, he felt that this was too unconvincing, and said: "This Dao master can do things, and he can make his dream come true." How about it, let me go in and make a Fa for him! ”

As soon as Wang Youcai heard the word moat, he remembered the trouble, he went up the steps, and said: "There is nothing reluctant to give you a bed quilt, but if you want to do it, you should avoid it!" He pushed the old way away and didn't let him block the doorway.

Lao Dao pointed to Wang Youcai's head, and said loudly: "I see that your Yin Tang is black......

"There's going to be a blood, isn't it? Alas, fortune telling begins with these two sentences! Wang Youcai shook his head and sighed, patted the door, and shouted, "It's me, open the door!" ”

Lao Dao grabbed him and said, "I figured it out, that moat will definitely be filled, and before the sun sets today, the government will post a notice!" Do you believe it or not? Otherwise, let's make a bet, if I win, you invite me to stay at your house for a few days, if I lose, then stay at your house for a few days and leave, you think it's okay! ”

Wang Youcai snorted and said, "Where are you going around me!" If you lose or win, you will have to stay at my house for a few days, so that I will not be fooled by you! Just as the porter opened the door, after he entered the door, he turned back and said: "You have the skill to talk at my door, it is enough to go to the forest to build a shed, you don't have a place to live tonight, why waste time at my door!" ”

Lao Dao suddenly said loudly: "I have a crush on your son, let him become a monk with me as a Taoist, I want to cultivate him well!" ”

Wang Youcai sighed and said, "Excuse me, excuse me!" I'll let you get the futon, and you won't stay at my door!" ”

Lao Dao calmed down, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "Okay, I won't stay at your door, go to the woods first, I bet, it won't be dark, you have to go to the woods and beg me, beg me to live in your house!" With that, he flicked his sleeves and left the door.

Wang Youcai said: "You don't want a quilt?" It's cool at night! ”

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P.S.: Ping An thanks to the book friend Happy Luoba, the book friend slow camel, the book friend Shilion, thank you for your continuous enthusiastic and generous reward, Ping An also thanks to the book friend Colen, thank you for your enthusiastic reward, Ping An thank you very much for your support, thank you very much, thank you!

Laxative medicinal diet

Honey bananas

Recipe: 200 g of banana, 30 ml of honey.

Preparation: 1. Peel the banana, cut it into small pieces and place it in a bowl.

2. Pour the honey into a bowl.

Directions: Once a day, it can be eaten with a meal or on its own.

Efficacy: moisturizing and relieving pain, laxative. It is suitable for constipation caused by tension and stress.

Avoidance: Diabetics should not eat it often.