Chapter 365, Kangxi was angry
Lele is okay to say here, but Supreme Bao is like a stubborn donkey, no matter how he persuades him, he can't be obedient, but Wei Xiaobao pretends to go to the toilet, sneaks away, and runs a long way before he stops, thinking about how miserable he is now, Wei Xiaobao shouted fiercely, "I, Wei Xiaobao, swear, one day I will impress the world, and I will definitely do something big vigorously." "It's a great shame to think about it, the Supreme Treasure came to see him, and he didn't even have a place to stay.
Returning to the palace, I first went back to the hut where I lived, and saw Liu Yizhou humming a small curve on the chair and half-lying on Erlang's legs, squinting his eyes, and closing the closing to recuperate, I haven't seen him for a few days, and the naked eyes on this kid's body are all fat, who would believe that not long ago, this prisoner was still skinny and almost starved to death.
Wei Xiaobao coughed twice, "Your kid has a very nourishing life, don't you even care if your grandfather lives or dies, look at your own bear-like appearance." Wei Xiaobao stepped forward and jerked back the chair, chirping, Liu Yizhou's butt hit the ground, and then he screamed 'oops'.
When Liu Yizhou saw Wei Xiaobao coming back, where did he dare to complain, he quickly stood up, waited for Wei Xiaobao to sit down, and obediently poured good tea for Wei Xiaobao.
Liu Yizhou respectfully stood behind Wei Xiaobao and helped Wei Xiaobao beat his back, "Godgrandpa, I'm worried to death today, you misunderstood me, I just finished sitting down to rest, and my ass is not hot yet." ”
"Okay, stop inking, has the emperor been looking for me these days?"
"Grandpa, the Wen Youfang beside the emperor has been here several times, and he has been urging the emperor to see you."
"Why didn't you say it earlier, and you don't want to think about your godfather losing his job. Who cares if you eat and drink? Don't get me clothes to change into. I'm going to see the emperor. ”
Liu Yizhou nodded sharply in agreement. took out Wei Xiaobao's 'work clothes' to help Wei Xiaobao put them on, it was different to be served, although Liu Yizhou was not good, but helping Wei Xiaobao to fight also saved Wei Xiaobao a lot of trouble.
Wei Xiaobao swaggered all the way to the imperial study, and saw Wen Youfang standing at the door, Wei Xiaobao was just about to ask Wen Youfang to say a sigh inside, and Kangxi's voice came out. "Is Xiao Guizi back, why don't you hurry up and roll in for me."
I didn't expect to see him for a few days, Kangxi had such a smart nose, and he smelled Wei Xiaobao without seeing anyone, Wei Xiaobao nodded and smiled at Wen Youfang, and hurriedly agreed to enter the house, "Slave Xiao Guizi asks the emperor for peace, long live the emperor, long live long live." ”
I was going to add oil and vinegar and slap a sycophant, but the lines I thought of in advance were dragged up by Kangxi before I could use them. "Little Guizi, let's not fight for a long time. I'm itchy all over my body, let's go, let's go to the martial arts room to compete, I want to see if I haven't practiced for a few days, Xiao Guizi, are you lazy. ”
Kangxi took Wei Xiaobao's hand and walked out of the imperial study, under Wen Youfang's stunned gaze, the two walked out like good buddies, Wen Youfang hurriedly trotted all the way to follow.
Kangxi was in front, Wei Xiaobao was behind, Wei Xiaobao had just stepped into the threshold with his front foot, Kangxi turned around and punched him, hitting Wei Xiaobao's chest, Wei Xiaobao shouted unhappily, "Sneak attack again." Hurriedly stretched out his hand to block it, pushed away Kangxi's wrist, and followed it with a knee, pushing against Kangxi's waist, Kangxi was slightly startled, his body retreated, and he dodged.
Wei Xiaobao didn't chase after him, stood still, and said with a smile, "Your Majesty, you can't play Laipi, you are the king of a country, and the minimum majesty and etiquette can't be messed up." "Anyway, Kangxi is a child, and Kangxi will not be angry.
But Kangxi didn't seem to hear it, his face was full of anger, his eyes stared at Wei Xiaobao directly, he stepped forward to fight, hooked his hands and kicked his legs, not at all like the usual fights, three points true and seven points false, this would be like treating Wei Xiaobao as a mortal enemy, Wei Xiaobao snorted, "Why, come here, play real with Lao Tzu, don't think I'll be afraid of you." "Dare to call Kangxi Lao Tzu, Wei Xiaobao is really bold and daring.
Although Wei Xiaobao said so, he casually said that if Kangxi was really beaten to death, then the Qing Dynasty itself would not be able to mix it up anymore.
Wei Xiaobao was half-joking, half-truths and half-truths accompanied Kangxi to fight, Wei Xiaobao's kung fu is not a little higher than Kangxi, it is really a fight, and the three Kangxis are not Wei Xiaobao's opponents, but in order to 'cooperate' with Kangxi's Longwei and let the emperor vent the resentment in his heart, Wei Xiaobao was 'deliberately' hit by Kangxi a few times, and by the way, he screamed a few times.
After a long time, Kangxi stopped panting, seeing the anger on Kangxi's face, Wei Xiaobao handed Kangxi a handkerchief, Kangxi took it and wiped his face, and then, Wei Xiaobao took out a cigarette and lit it for Kangxi, and then he also came to one, Wei Xiaobao walked to the table, rubbed it, sat on the table, and then waved his hand at Kangxi, "Your Majesty, come and sit here, it's comfortable." ”
Kangxi took a puff of cigarette, spit out a puff of smoke, and sat down with Wei Xiaobao, sitting on the table in the dragon robe, not caring about the mess, the two glanced at each other, and they all laughed.
Wei Xiaobao saw Kangxi smoke a few puffs of cigarettes, his mood calmed down a lot, and he said in a low voice, "Say, Your Majesty, who made you unhappy, I can see that you have something on your mind, and you are not happy." ”
Kangxi hummed angrily, "Who else, the minister of the Manchu Dynasty, except for Ao Bai, who would dare to show me a face, Ao Bai this guy, it is really too deceitful." ”
Wei Xiaobao was out of the palace for a few days, and he didn't know what was going on, so he hurriedly asked, "What's going on with the emperor?" If he really dares not to take the emperor in his eyes, I will go and slaughter him, cut off his dog's head, and come to the emperor as a night potter, dare to bully the emperor, I don't think he wants to live anymore. ”
Kangxi patted the angry Wei Xiaobao and sighed, "Since the death of the first emperor, Ao Bai has not taken me seriously, the ministers of the court, everything is against Ao Bai, and those who disagree are either dismissed or excluded, many innocent and loyal, but also tragically poisoned by Ao Bai's henchmen. Suke Saha is a minister appointed by the emperor to take care of his life, and Ao Bai actually framed him, intending to behead Suke Saha. To tell you the truth, now the ministers of the DPRK and the Central Committee are almost all Aobai's henchmen, as long as he raises his arms and shouts, my country will be in danger, Xiao Guizi, do you say that I can not be in a hurry, can I not be angry? ”
"Worship this guy, it's really too deceitful, Your Majesty, we must find a way to deal with this big bastard, otherwise, he will dare to step on the emperor and pee on your head."
As soon as he spoke, Wei Xiaobao suddenly woke up, and quickly knelt on the ground and kowtowed, "The emperor spared his life, it was really Xiao Guizi who was unintentionally offended, just because he was angry for a while, and he said the wrong thing, and asked the emperor not to blame." (To be continued.) )