Chapter 499, surprises are continuous
Helplessly, Wei Xiaobao sighed, and said in his heart, "It seems that I am really a bit of a failure to be a man, and Wushuang doesn't believe in himself anymore." So Wei Xiaobao said that after Wushuang left, how he quarreled with Kangxi, and beat Kangxi into a pig's head, and finally how Kangxi retaliated against himself and how he left the capital, he told it all over again.
"Flutter." As soon as he finished speaking, Wushuang couldn't help but smile. "I've opened my eyes today, in the world, there are still people you can blow so much, you beat the emperor, who believes it, you treat me as a three-year-old child." Wushuang shook his head, not believing what Wei Xiaobao said at all.
There was no way, Wei Xiaobao said loudly, "Okay, you don't believe it, I'll swear to God today, if there is a lie, I will ...... Go out and let the car crash to death, and there will be five thunderstorms in the sky! Drinking water chokes the water...... Eating makes you choke to death...... There are sores on the top of the head, pus on the soles of the feet, there is no asshole when the child is born, the family is broken, and the wife is scattered......" Suddenly Wei Xiaobao couldn't go on, and his mouth was blocked by Wushuang. Wei Xiaobao looked at Wushuang with wide eyes, looking puzzled.
"I believe in you, please don't say it again, can't I believe it?" Wushuang's eyes began to be filled with crystal tears, and Wei Xiaobao's heart tightened when he saw that he was about to fly down.
I thought to myself, "I swear, she cares so much, it seems that she really cares about me, and she is afraid that I will be punished...... Hehe. Lao Tzu doesn't believe in this, good people don't pay for their lives, and bad people live for thousands of years, which is the eternal truth, not to mention that what I said is almost true. After all, throughout the ages, there have been a few people who dare to fight the emperor, but it's really good to think about it. It's quite enjoyable to beat the emperor. If only there was a chance in the future. Be sure to review it a few more times. Wei Xiaobao thought proudly.
"By the way, why are you here? And I just heard them call you the second master, right, what the hell is going on? Wei Xiaobao was very curious about Wushuang's appearance here.
After a while, Wushuang told the reason, and Wei Xiaobao finally understood, it turned out that Nan Batian had been wandering in the Central Plains in his early years, and his family was very poor at that time, in order to treat his mother's illness. I went to the Tianshan Mountains alone to look for the Tianshan Snow Lotus, and when it was icy and snowy, an avalanche suddenly occurred, and he was rescued by Wushuang.
At that time, Wushuang was only 14 years old, and he was studying under a teacher in Tianshan, and the master was a master of the world. After that, Nan Batian respected this life-saving benefactor very much, so he worshiped the handle and recognized Wushuang as his sister-in-law, and later Nan Batian came to the Golden Triangle to wander. was stunned to break out of some fame, and Wushuang naturally became the second leader of the Evergreen Gang.
After Wei Xiaobao listened. Yang Tian laughed, "Great, God really help me, it seems that I really went out to meet a nobleman, this big thing can be done." ”
"What are you laughing at? You haven't told me yet, what are you doing with my eldest brother? Wushuang asked curiously.
"It's nothing, it's just to cooperate with your eldest brother, I want to make a name for myself here, you know, the emperor's side, I'm no longer doing it, I have to make money to support my family, there are so many women around me, I don't make money, can I let my wife and children drink the northwest wind with me? Let's go, take me to meet your eldest brother, just get to know each other, see where your eldest brother is sacred, so blessed, he actually recognized our beautiful and beautiful Wushuang as his sister, fortunately it is his sister, or I would be jealous. Wei Xiaobao said with a smile.
"What are you talking about, chewing your tongue." Wushuang's little face blushed, and he deliberately pursed his lips angrily.
Under the recommendation of Wushuang, Wei Xiaobao finally met Nan Batian, Nan Batian was about forty years old, born with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, a big waist and a round waist, and a beard with a beard, like a steel needle, at first glance, it was like Zhang Fei, the fierce general of the Three Kingdoms, with the relationship between Wushuang, the two quickly became acquainted, and Wei Xiaobao also found that Nan Batian was very refreshing, righteous, and unconventional. told Nan Batian about his intentions, and after the matter was completed, Wei Xiaobao promised to divide it fifty-fifty.
But Nan Batian couldn't help but shake his head after hearing this, Wei Xiaobao was stunned, "What's the matter, Brother Nan, do you think it's less, can we discuss this again?" ”
Nan Batian laughed. "Brother, you are too outward, not less, but more, don't hide it from my brother, the first time I saw my brother, I knew that you were a person who did big things, not to mention driving those foreign hairs out, let's grab the territory, so ambitious, so domineering, it is estimated that without the help of my Evergreen Gang, brother, your Red Star Gang will also easily take the territory, because I can see it, my brother is prepared, and I am also old, and I have no children under my knees, just such a baby sister, I can see it, my sister likes you very much, In the future, we will be a family, can I still ask for this money, just treat it as a dowry for Wushuang, so I don't want any of it. ”
"Ah, Brother Nan, this is not good, you see that you have so many brothers under your command, there will inevitably be casualties in the war, you can't work in vain." Wei Xiaobao was so happy in his heart, but Nan Batian was so polite, he was really a little embarrassed.
"What's the matter, brother, you look down on me, right, is this money still called money, it's so decided, wait a minute, let's drink a pot of him, it's been a long time since I've been so happy, let's not get drunk and don't return, alas, by the way, brother, will you drink?" Nan Batian instructed his subordinates to prepare wine and food, and turned around to ask Wei Xiaobao.
"Is this, brother, I'm still young, can I get a little bit of this wine, and if I drink too much, I don't know what my surname is?" Wei Xiaobao replied very modestly, and threw a smug look at Wushuang as he spoke, which meant "Your eldest brother has promised you to me, hehe, we will be a family in the future." ”
Hmph, Wushuang glared at Wei Xiaobao and turned his face away, he really couldn't stand Wei Xiaobao's super narcissistic look. I didn't expect things to go so smoothly, on the wine table, under a few pushes, Wei Xiaobao finally 'reluctantly' drank a few jars, good guy, I didn't expect that the amount of Nanbatian's wine is really not simple, four or five jars are down, and there is nothing to do.
Nan Batian didn't care about Wei Xiaobao's deliberate pretending to be tender, but Nan Batian couldn't stop praising Wei Xiaobao for his amazing amount of wine, he was so young, he was really good, Wei Xiaobao said in his heart, "It's a fart, it's not that I didn't drink you down." ”
But after a long time, Nan Batian was finally defeated by Wei Xiaobao, and the two of them drank fifteen jars of wine to determine the winner, of course, the number of times they went to the toilet during the period was n times.
After the arrangement was made, Wei Xiaobao flew the pigeon and passed the book to the rear troops of the Red Star, that is, the thousand elites led by Wang Laohu, although with the addition of Nan Batian, the strength has been extraordinary, but Wei Xiaobao still decided to find out the details of the government army first, the so-called knowing oneself and knowing the enemy, invincible in a hundred battles, the Supreme Treasure Wushuang likes it very much, and modern girls are the same, cats and dogs can easily win their hearts, sometimes looking at the Supreme Treasure lying in the arms of Wushuang, Wei Xiaobao's heart will be vinegar churning, and the angry Wei Xiaobao has not paid much attention to the Supreme Treasure for several days, Think of it as if it were a rival.
(To be continued.) )