A strange-looking cyborg arrives on the outskirts of Goldtown, with one pink eye and one green eye.

This guy swaggered towards the level-heavy town of Gold, seemingly unaware that this was a place where Terran and Cyborg soldiers were fighting.

Suddenly, I felt like I was tripping over something, then I lost my center of gravity and felt like my feet were in the air!

"Squeak, squeak", and the mechanical geek found himself hoisted, dangling between the branches.

Caught in the trap of the hunter.

"Huh? Who hunts here? "The mechanical geek who was hoisted up was not in a hurry, but was very curious, and he didn't plan to run away immediately to see who did it.

After an hour, the answer came - a mechanical dwarf came under the tree and looked up at him.

The mechanical dwarfs had never seen such a strange robot, and they couldn't tell whether he was a Vigilant or a night watchman, and the two groups of robots were now fighting hotly. The mechanical geek has never seen a robot with a human head on top of it, and the two guys look at each other with a puzzle in their hearts.

"Who are you? Night watchman? Militia? The dwarf was the first to ask.

Although he was dropped in the air, the mechanical monster was not disturbed at all, he clasped his hands in front of his chest, and said calmly: "Neither, I'm a civilian." ”

The dwarf snorted: "Where are there any civilians? Either it's on the side of the Volunteers, or it's on the side of the Night's Watch, and I'll be honest, or you'll suffer, or I don't care, just dismantle you into parts for some pocket money. ”

The mechanical geek laughed: "The person who can tear me apart into parts hasn't been born yet!" Or, it hasn't been made yet! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he opened his arms, and a mechanical unicorn arm suddenly drilled out a sharp knife, and with a light stroke on the dwarf's trap rope, his huge body fell from the treetops.

With a deft roll, he landed on his toes first and stood firmly.

The dwarf was immediately frightened and took two steps back, looking at the pattern, I was afraid that he was not an opponent, and the other party's shining blade made him instinctively have a fear association.

Seeing that the dwarf was frightened, the mechanical geek put away his blade and said, "I think you look like a civilian, huh...... It's like a hybrid of a human and a mechanical race, and it's interesting......"

Dwarf: "Uh...... There are really civilians, so what are you doing in the land of right and wrong in Golden Town? ”

Mechanical Gereo: "It's very good here, it's friendly to us robots, like you and me, do you think it will be good to go to those Terran settlements where far-right elements are dominant?" ”

Dwarf: "Hmph, don't compare me with you, I'm a pure human being, pure masters, it's just that my body is broken, and Golden Town has no technical ability to treat it, so I temporarily use the body of a robot to help the rivers and lakes." ”

Mechanical Gerew: "Oh...... It turned out to be pure masters, I thought I had met the same kind, you are not, I am, the half-race race, the life and death of the human race and the mechanical race have nothing to do with the Sprinkle family, I am just curious, go to the Golden Town to take a look. Are you hunting here? Are you actually a robotic body that uses biological energy? ”

The dwarf's affection for the other party increased dramatically, because the mixed-race race should be illegal, and the illegal race and his own illegal existence should be sympathetic, so he said: "I want to go out, but I am lost, please show me a clear way." ”

Auto Freak: "Are you teasing?" Do you have a life to go out like this? ”

The dwarf was splashed with cold water by this question, and sighed: "I ......"

The mechanical freak took two steps forward and said, "Come with me, I just don't need a guide in Golden Town to take me around." ”

The dwarf shook his head: "No, I'm a wanted criminal in Golden Town, I'll get you involved, you can go by yourself, I'll continue to be here as a wild man that my grandmother doesn't love and uncle doesn't love." ”

Mechanical Gerew: "Hmph, who dares to touch my little brother?" Don't worry, I'll solve all your problems for you, it's up to you, unkempt, is this the life you want? Let's go back to the city.

I'll find you a big bieye, take a hot bath, make a cup of cat coffee, let's talk in detail about how to mix in the golden town in the future, this place has the potential to become a world-class metropolis, the original scale of 30,000 people has now become more than 100,000, the human race, the mechanical race is integrated, the opportunity is rare, and it is not encountered in a hundred years. ”

Dwarf: "I...... I don't know anything about you......"

Auto Gerew: "I don't know anything about you, but just look at the right eye." Heroes don't ask where they come from, hooligans don't look at their age! ”

The dwarf was amused, but said: "But I don't have the habit of being a little brother, why are you the eldest brother and I am the younger brother?" ”

Mechanical Gerew: "Being a big brother has the responsibility of being a big brother, you think you have the ability, you come." You don't even dare to go back to the town, you don't have a global positioning system, a master who can't find the north, be a fart big brother? ”

Dwarf: "...... Okay, you're the eldest brother, the eldest brother's surname? My name is Wild Song. ”

Mechanical Gerew: "Call me Plath." ”

He looked at the ragged and sloppy mechanical dwarf, frowned, and said, "How much did it cost you to get this tattered?" How do I look like real rags? ”

The old man of the wild song blushed: "This ...... It's really a tatte, a rag that Gilgamesh Hospital gave me a makeshift ration because I don't have any money. ”

Plath: "No money, no shame, do it with me, and promise that you will soon be drinking in a big bowl and weighing gold." ”

Two hybrid monsters form a special task force, chatting all the way, Crazy Song leading the way, and Plath has GpS, but he doesn't refuse to lead the way.

Two hours later, when they came to a relatively open area, Plath smiled and said, "We've been targeted by radar." ”

Wild Song Jun was startled: "What should I do?" ”

Plath: "Don't worry, no one can take down my big Plath, hehe." ”

It seems that the Volunteers are under-strengthened, and they have not sent anyone to take a look, but they have successfully returned to the edge of Golden Town, and the settlement is vividly visible.

An old robot driver greeted them as he passed by: "Hey, buddy, do you want to take a ride?" ”

Sure enough, it's a mech-friendly town.

Plath got into the car with a wild song.

Old driver: "You guys are so fashionable, especially with a human skin mask!" Wow, I didn't expect to see one of the popular trends just now, and you also watched the movie about the human race and the mechanical race fighting against the strong enemy, right? ”

What he said was naturally the propaganda movie of the Great Earth Co-Prosperity Circle ******** dominated by the Yuanzhou rats, and the official name was "The Counterattack of the Earthlings".

Plath replied vaguely, "Hmm...... By the way, master, where is the bathing center? Look at my buddy, my whole body stinks, and I experience Stone Age life in the forest. Fortunately, you are kind, otherwise it would be too late to hide from us if we were replaced by someone else. ”

Old driver: "Hehe, I used to be a manure digger, and I've long been used to it." You're really right.,Recently, someone in Xicheng District really opened a bathing center specifically for our robots.,Thoughtful service.,There is a real bath for the robot with good waterproof performance.,The waterproof performance is average.,There is also a dry cleaning center.,Oh,Like this little brother,Hehe,I'm afraid I have to go to the high-pressure washing center to take a good wash.。 ”

Plath: "Great, then take us there, if you stop by." ”

Old driver: "It's not very smooth, but it doesn't cost a few gas, it's okay, I'll take you with me, old driver." Oh, and that bathing center is called 'Roman Holiday Baths'. Consumption is quite high. ”

Plath: "We won't go if the consumption is low, hey, old driver, are you interested, we ask you to go with you." ”

The old driver was overjoyed and nodded hurriedly: "It's better to be respectful than to obey your fate." ”

The old driver can no longer be called the old driver casually, he reports his name: Vargas.

Perhaps only a real robot can understand robots, and the mecha at the front desk of the Roman holiday baths is dressed up in a fancy way, drawing eyebrows and eyebrows, only Vargas is fascinated, and Madsong feels disgusting. As for Plath, a super hybrid intelligent race, he is inclusive, always smiling, and takes in everything Golden Town has to offer with interest.

In this mixed bathing center, there are really some robots that have changed their faces, wearing "human skin masks", some of which have changed their entire heads, the same as Crazy Song, and some of them are just wearing human skin masks on the front part, and it can be seen from the side and back that it is a mechanical head, and Crazy Song saw a chill, which was more disgusting than the first time he ate grass and leaves.

It turned out that Madsong-kun's own tattered body was not very waterproof, and he had to use dry cleaning, and he had to wear a helmet to protect his head from the irritating gases.

No matter how sick you are, you can finally wash yourself cleanly, there is no solution to this kind of thing, you can buy a decent set of clothes to wear first, and cover up the ugliness.

Because Vargas was treated, he was very happy, and he talked and laughed with Plath in the bath, sharing all kinds of experiences of his Golden Town with Plath, which is exactly the purpose of Plath's visit to the Golden Town - to investigate the folk customs here.

Two mecha wrapped in bath towels are knocking on their backs with them, looking like the Terrans are enjoying it. Wild Song is another chill - Nima, what big sword do you two mechanical men need? It's not a bitter human race that is easy to strain the lumbar muscles.

Rich is capricious, these two mechanical men don't know what kind of mentality they have, and they look like they enjoy the massage service.

Plath saw that Wild Song came out, and immediately beckoned: "Come on, come on, buddy, come here, call another technician." ”

Crazy Song touched the three black lines on the door of his head and said, "No need......"

Plath said: "Yes! The most important thing to come out to play is to be happy, it is rare to have a few big swords in life, quickly, call a technician with good means and figure, you're welcome to be a little madman. ”

Crazy Song recognized such a big brother, and he really had no choice, so he had to say, "Is there a human technician?" ”

"Uh......" Plath looked at the technician who was serving him, "Yes?" ”

Technician Ji "smiled": "Look at what you said, the most important thing for our Roman holiday baths is to take care of all types of customers, of course, but the little sisters of human beings will be delicate, and the price is 30% more expensive." ”

Plath: "One by one, money is not an issue. ”