"I hope that Li Langjun will not be as knowledgeable as a concubine!"

Xue Panpan bit his lips lightly, and said with a choked voice: "The concubine is here to bear the guilt of Jing. I shouldn't have been, I shouldn't be petty, I treated the guest slowly, and I hope that Cui County will forgive the sin. ”

As he spoke, Xue Panpan bent his knees softly and touched the ground with his head.

In this year's salute, men are very particular about kowtowing at every turn. Women are much simpler, most of them are a blessing, or a solemn worship.

This is not "women are inferior to men", but the saying of respecting saints is that "in the world, only villains and women are difficult to raise", so there is no requirement for women to "understand etiquette".

Normally, a woman kneels down and touches her head to the ground, and only a confession of guilt appears.

At this time, Xue Panpan put his posture so low, no matter how bitter Li Ya was, it was difficult to continue to say something.

Cui Geng is a dignified Jiangdu parent official, and he is in the place of Fengyue, and now Xue Panpan has touched the ground with his head, so he naturally can't hold it up, otherwise it will be spread that he is embarrassed even by the prostitutes under his jurisdiction, and his reputation is really ugly.

So, he hurriedly said: "What is the crime of Little Lady Xue? Hurry up, please. Haha, in the final analysis, it is the official's visit that is abrupt, and it is difficult for some strongmen. ”

"It's not difficult for a strong man, it's a great honor to be able to serve Cui County's order."

Don't look at Cui Geng's hugging of Xin Liuniang and Yu Miaoer, but Xue Panpan is not only beautiful and thrilling, but also has a clear and jade temperament, he was embarrassed to hold each other just now.

Unexpectedly, after Xue Panpan stood up, he came directly to his side, took the initiative to hold his hand, and exhaled in his ear: "Just now, the slave family just wanted to get a poem from Cui County, but now that I think about it, I really don't know how thick the sky is, don't blame the slave family?" ”

Mei Jiao Niang is so soft and glutinous and delicate, where can Cui Geng not accept it? He nodded and said, "Okay!" Good! Good! ”

"In order to make amends to Cui Feijiang, the slave family will accompany you today, okay?"

"Good, good, good!"

"Erlang, let's have a drink first, okay?"

"Good!"

……

……

So far, the three famous prostitutes of Yang Siniang's family entertained Cui Geng and his party together.

Xin Liuniang and Yu Miaoer guessed the boxing order with everyone, and Xue Panpan, who was really beautiful and talented, served Cui Geng alone.

The beauty spoke softly and gently, took the initiative to be touched by each other, and served Cui Geng until he felt that this was the joy of life, and the wine was dry, so happy.

Suddenly, Xue Panpan smiled and said, "Erlang, this table full of vegetarian dishes, you must not be happy to eat." You happened to come today, a villager's sheep was killed by a wild wolf in the mountains, and it was sold to our brothel, and the concubine can invite you to eat a plate of meat. ”

Of course, Cui Geng understands that the so-called sheep being bitten to death is a pretext to deal with Wu Zetian's slaughter ban.

Cui Xiufang could imagine it that day, and others naturally wanted it too.

He laughed and said, "What a plate of meat?" Didn't you buy a whole sheep? They were all ready and served to entertain the brothers of the county government. ”

Xue Panpan hesitated slightly: "Isn't this okay?" Although it is not forbidden for us to eat this sheep, if someone sees it, it is inevitable to chew the root of the tongue. ”

"I said that you little lady is so uninteresting," Song Genhai, who was holding a drinking order with Yu Miao'er next to him, waved his hand violently and said disdainfully: "What are you afraid of?" My family is the commander of Jiangdu County, on the ground of Jiangdu, who dares to touch his tiger whiskers? If you let you get on, you will get on, and if there is a leak, there will be an adult in my family. ”

In fact, in Yangzhou City, in addition to the Jiangdu County Yamen, there are also Yangzhou Thorn History Yamen and Yangzhou Metropolitan Governor's Mansion, as well as the recently released Huainan Provincial Pacification Embassy.

Not to mention the chief officials of the three yamen, even the adjutants inside, there are also many official positions above Cui Geng.

When he said that, it was a bit of a big deal.

However, when the wine is hot, in front of the stunning beauty, which man can bear not to brag?

Cui Geng was noncommittal and expressed understanding.

The officials and officials of the Jiangdu County Ya who were present were also very understanding, not only understanding, but also beginning to coax.

"Brother Song is right! This is the territory of our Jiangdu County Ya, I'm afraid of a bird! ”

"I haven't seen meat for more than a month, and today we are here, so hurry up and bring the mutton."

"Today, following Cui County's order is a blessing! If it were usual, you would definitely leave the good things to the people of the Assassin Yamen. ”

……

……

Amid the noise of the people, a whole roasted sheep was brought up, cut with a knife on the spot, and distributed to the people.

More than 20 strong men eat a sheep, that's really not much. In addition, everyone hasn't eaten meat for a few days, and there is still some unfinished food after eating the whole sheep.

Xue Panpan clapped his hands, and a few more plates of big fish were served.

This sheep can be said to have been bitten by a wolf, but what can be said about this fish?

I can't find a suitable reason, everyone is a county government official, it's not good to know the law and break the law in front of the public, right?

For a while, the big guy's chopsticks stopped in mid-air, looking at each other, very embarrassed.

Cui Geng looked around and said with a smile: "What are you still doing in a daze?" Eat! Eat it! The official knows how this fish died, it was bitten by a dog and turtle, haha! ”

Everyone doesn't care what dogs and turtles are not dogs and turtles, since the county order has spoken, if you have a reason, you can eat it!

Another feast.

Xue Panpan looked at Cui Geng's eyes, and was full of admiration, and said: "The slave family just likes a responsible man like Cui Xianling, it's better to ......."

"Why don't you do that, little lady?" Cui Geng pinched Xue Panpan's white and soft chin and teased him.

Xue Panpan leaned over, drew a circle on Cui Geng's chest, and said in a flattering voice: "Why don't you leave tonight?" ”

"Uh......"

Cui Geng was fascinated by her, and secretly wondered, the beauty is so gracious, isn't it a bit of a bad scenery if she doesn't agree?

He swallowed his saliva, laughed dryly, and said, "Spend the night, that's naturally no ......."

Bang dang~~

Suddenly, a loud bang broke Cui Geng's thoughts, and he looked up, but saw Meng Shenshuang kicking through the door and entering the lobby with a few people in official uniforms.

The official uniforms of these people are scarlet, green and green, and it seems that the biggest one has five official residences!

Meng Shenshuang raised his right hand, with a cruel smile on his face, and said in a deep voice: "Cui County is so bold, this chief has invited all officials to come here, just to be a witness." ”

It's Meng Shenshuang again!

Cui Geng frowned in disgust and asked, "Witness what?" ”

"Of course, it is to witness that you know the law and break the law, and disobey the ban on slaughter issued by the Son of Heaven."

Meng Shenshuang pointed to the sheep rack and fish bones on the table, and said, "The human and material evidence are all there, how do you explain Cui County's order?" ”

Snare?

Cui Geng suddenly calmed down and completely sobered up from his half-smoked and half-drunk.

"What kind of witnesses?" Cui Geng swallowed his saliva, didn't think about anything else for the time being, forced himself to calm down, and said calmly, "Your Majesty only prohibits killing, and it is not forbidden to eat meat." The sheep was bitten to death by a wolf, and the fish was bitten to death by a dog or turtle, and it has nothing to do with the official. ”

"Oh? Is it? ”

Meng Shenshuang casually pulled a chair and sat down, and said with a light smile: "It is worthy of General Cui Fei, he is really quick to think and argue, and the manager was almost persuaded by you." It's just that...... I just don't know if this rhetoric can convince Your Majesty? ”

Song Genhai looked at his smug appearance of victory, and interjected angrily: "What if my family really violates the slaughter ban? It's only fifty boards, and it's a living tiger for a few days. ”

"Fifty boards? You think too easily. Meng Shenhai said: "Your Majesty's ban on slaughter is all over the world, and those who dare to violate the order don't say no, but there is no six-grade official in the court." For Cui County's order to defy the law, it is definitely the first to take the lead in the sixth-grade or higher ranks, how do you say Your Majesty will deal with it? ”

Although the explicit stipulation of the slaughter ban is "flogging fifty times", Wu Zhou is not a society governed by the rule of law, and in the final analysis, it is still the rule of man. No matter how big the law is, can it be as big as today's Ziwu Zetian?

Otherwise, Hou Sizhi was sealed as a secretary, which "Great Zhou Law" does it conform to? The law does not say that you can get a reward for informing, it is all based on Wu Zetian's preference and will. She said that if she should give it to the guerrilla general, it should be given to the guerrilla general, and if she said that she should give it to the imperial history, then she should give it to the imperial history.

Therefore, if Wu Zetian learned that Cui Geng was the first official in the world to violate the slaughter ban issued by her among the officials above the sixth grade in the world, his first reaction was to sweep his face, and the flogging of fifty would be light. The next will will make him lose his official position and resign, it is not impossible.

And then if there is still Junchen by Wu Zetian's side......

Well, I'm afraid that if Cui Geng is arrested in the prison, it is possible to frame him for rebellion with the eighteen torture tools.

……

Now after Meng Shenshuang said this, almost all the people present in Jiangdu County thought of the seriousness of the problem.

Song Genhai, who was still shouting just now, turned pale in an instant, and the six gods had no master, and looked at Cui Geng in a daze.

Yongguang was even more frustrated, blushing and smiling: "Manager Meng, why bother? Today, you personally promised in the Yali of Jiangdu County, and if you can help Cui County Order cover up, you must help him cover up. Why did you change your hexagram just at night? You're the one on the scene, so you can't say it's not counted. ”

"Cover-up? What the chief said was to help him cover up before he came to Zhongcheng, but he didn't say that he would help him cover up in front of His Majesty. How? Do you still plan to let the official deceive Your Majesty? Meng Shenshuang was vigorous, and his high hat was buttoned, which frightened Yongguang immediately.

He shrank his neck, and quickly waved his hand to beg for mercy: "The lower officials don't dare." ”

"It's better not to dare." Meng Shenshuang's face was slightly gloomy, and he said slowly: "The matter between the chief manager and Cui Erlang is not something that you, an eight-rank county lieutenant, can afford. Even if you don't think about yourself, you have to think about your married daughter, right? ”

"Uh......"

Meng Shenshuang has accumulated power for a long time, and under intimidation, Yongguang is completely wilted.

As for the rest of the county government, they don't dare to make a head bird.

It was Xue Panpan, Xin Liuniang and Yu Miaoer who said a few words for Cui Geng. As a result, Meng Shenshuang not only did not pretend at all, but also slapped Xue Panpan angrily and scolded: "Cheap~ goods!" ”

Dare to be in love, between Meng Shenshuang and Cui Geng, there is also a personal feud that snatches love with a knife.

The situation is irreparable!

Seeing that everyone didn't dare to do the song of the horses, Meng Shenshuang was slightly colorful, got up and explained: "After the chief manager goes back, he will immediately repair a book, and send it to Chang'an City in an urgent manner for eight hundred miles." Cui Geng, you just wait for Your Majesty's disposal, we will have a period later! ”

Meng Shenshuang had the upper hand and was aggressive! However, Cui Geng never spoke, but kept calming down, trying to recall the bits and pieces of the "slaughter ban" in history in that dream, and think about whether there was a way to turn the tables.

After listening to the words "waiting for His Majesty's disposition", he suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, his complexion changed, and the whole person's combat effectiveness exploded in an instant, and he raised his arm and pointed with one hand: "Meng Shenhai, Meng Heizi, you go to Chang'an to sue the official, go as you like, just go!" Tell you, if you don't go, you're raised by a bitch, and it's a turtle king bastard, and it's ......"

In a hurry, he couldn't think of any good words for a while, so he slapped Song Genhai on the shoulder and said, "Genhai, up!" Scold him to death! ”

"What for?"

"You scolded Meng Shenshuang fiercely to the official, the more angry you scolded, the better, and the more you relieved your hatred, the better! The scolding is good, and the official is rewarded. If the scolding is not good, you can go back to Qingyuan for the official and eat yourself! ”

Now the vast number of people who eat melons are confused, Cui County is going crazy!

Right now, Meng Shenshuang has grabbed the handle and seven inches, is that something that can be solved by scolding a few words out of anger? What's the point of scolding like this?

So much so that Yongguang, the county governor of Jiangdu, and Xia Rong, the chief secretary of Jiangdu, couldn't help but glance at each other, and their eyes seemed to have the same meaning......

Yongguang seems to be saying, could it be that Cui County Ling feels hopeless to turn the tables, so he can only fight with his mouth and enjoy his anger?

Xia Rong seemed to be saying, could it be that our Cui County Ling Qian's donkey skills are exhausted?