Chapter 57: Foodie
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A question suddenly occurred to him, a very serious one.
Since Ao Lie, the old guy, has long had the idea of cooperating with the human race, what about those old guys in Kunlun Immortal Mountain? You know, they are the first to suffer huge losses in this war, they have the deepest understanding of the strength of the birdmen, and they are full of the deepest worries about the future of the fairy world. In contrast, those demon clans had almost no loss at all in the birdman frenzy that had almost swept the immortal realm before! And if the previous judgment was correct, those demons and birdmen obviously intended to open a big hole on the side of the demon clan to reduce their own pressure!
So, in contrast, the one who most hopes to get a strong arm and can reconcile with the demon clan that has been entangled and fought for thousands of years should not be Kunlun Immortal Mountain?
Lei Dong suddenly thought of the development of the whole thing.
The demon clan clashed with the disciples of Kunlun Immortal Mountain for the first time, and then a small-scale demon clan came to the door to explain, can't Kunlun Immortal Mountain explain it well?
Things are developing step by step, the scale of the demon clan is getting bigger and bigger, why have those old men been dealing with it passively, can't they take a better way to deal with it?
The conflict between the two sides is gradually escalating, why do those old guys have to attend the high-level meeting by themselves, is it possible that a super sect, a full ten Xuan Immortal masters can't cope with such a small scene?
In the process of high-level secret discussions, why did Hu Bicheng behave so impulsively and angrily? Could it be that he is a Xuan Immortal-level power, even if his temperament is a little irritable, can he be so unbreathable after millions of years of state of mind cultivation?
And later, he said that he wanted to contact the demon clan and was willing to act as a peacemaker on both sides, why did these old guys agree without thinking about it, and behave so cooperatively? Are they so easy to convince, and they can easily impress them with just a few words?
No! These old guys have been waiting for themselves to say those things since the beginning!
They didn't take measures to deal with the nuisance of the demon clan in time before, let alone restrain the behavior of their disciples, it was not that there was no way, but that they were simply laissez-faire! It's to let it develop, make things big completely, and then put a big trap in front of you, waiting for yourself to crash into it!
It's ridiculous that I thought that both sides were counted, and I ran around proudly, but I didn't think that everything was in other people's calculations. Whether it is Ao Lie or the old immortals of Kunlun Immortal Mountain, they already have the idea of cooperation in secret, but they lack a suitable time, a qualified middleman, and a stupid lack of a step down for both sides!
And this stupid lack is yourself!
Both sides obviously took a fancy to their friendship with Jinshanhu and a few guys, and they knew their own thoughts, so they coincidentally chose themselves!
Maybe the matter of secretly instructing Nobunaga and sending someone to injure a demon clan is completely in the eyes of others, and even if they don't have this arrangement, they will do such a thing on their own. Otherwise, there would be no way to explain why the injured demon clan never appeared in everyone's sight since he showed his face.
It's a pity that I still made such a show, and those old guys have cleared up the relationship again, and achieved their goal again, maybe how to steal the fun!
I worked hard, jumped up and down, but I didn't know that I was in the arms of others, and I suffered this dumb loss, and I couldn't say anything, who told me to take the initiative to jump out - these old immortals, there is really no good thing!
and Youlianhua's girl, until the end, she deliberately threatened herself, saying that she made this thing out of her own, if she can't achieve the new account and the old account together, can you still have a bottom line?
As soon as he thought of Youlianhua's cold phoenix eyes, and when he thought of some unclear meaning in those eyes, Lei Dong couldn't wait to crash to death on the crooked neck tree in front of him.
Lei Dong shouted at the top of his voice: "It's so shameless-"
Echoes of the Mountains:
"Shameless—shame—shame—"
"It's so despicable—"
Earth Roars:
"Despicable-despicable-"
"It's abominable—"
Pine Waves:
"Damn-evil-"
"I'm so stupid—"
Mountain Wind Whimper:
"It's so stupid - it's so stupid - it's stupid - "
……
After howling for half an hour, Lei Dong's depressed mood was relieved a little, and he squatted on the ground and held his head to reflect: Damn, have you been too smooth for a while, so that you have inflated yourself, thinking that light and electricity are the only myths? In fact, he is just a big fool with the number one in the sky.
However, those old immortals are too insidious, right?
"Why, why are they all so cunning, and is there any heavenly reason?" Lei Dong asked the sky speechlessly.
Above the sky, a contemptuous voice floated: "Even if you are a big fool, you have lived for millions of years, and you have already become a great elf, why did you have a brain in water?" ”
"Damn, who's talking?" Lei Dong jumped up at that time, this person not only speaks, but also swears, and also says that his brain is in water, and he can also say words like fool and essence? Where did such a number one come out in the fairy world? Could it be a dark cloud?
However, this voice is completely different from the dark clouds.
Suddenly, Lei Dong's body shook and shouted in disbelief: "Foodie? ”
"Damn, Lao Tzu is a glutton, does the gluttonous uncle know?" In mid-air, a voice scolded, "You're a foodie!" ”
Lei Dong raised his head suddenly, and in mid-air, a small figure swooped down, with a long mouth, small ears, mung bean-like eyes, a flattened meatloaf-like body, a short tail and calves, which one is not gluttony?
"Your grandmother's," the gluttony opened his mouth and scolded before his body landed, "It's been so long, why did you think of looking for Lao Tzu?" Have you forgotten your gluttonous uncle? ”
"Where? Even if you forget the king of heaven and Lao Tzu, you can't forget your old man? Lei was talking nonsense in his heart, but his eyes were shining with joy.
Speaking of which, in Lei Dong's heart, the relationship between this gluttonous foodie and himself is really ferromagnetic. It is said that this guy not only fought side by side with him at the beginning, crossed almost the entire planet, completely crippled the power of the Holy Emperor Light Church, smashed James Sam, the strongest opponent, to pieces, and saved his life twice. If it hadn't been for it, he might have been killed by the white light of the volley as early as the Battle of the Holy Emperor Bright Island.
It can be said that this foodie is already one of his best companion's friends, and a lot of this guy's foul language is also coming out of his mouth.
Since the day he heard that earth-shattering roar, Lei Dong had never seen a trace of gluttony, and he didn't know what this guy had become and where he was fooling around. But Lei Dong never imagined that near the dragon clan's nest, he could actually reunite with this guy!
"When did you ascend?" The two people, ah no, one person and one foodie were relatively happy for a while, and then Lei Dong asked.
The gluttonous mung bean-like eyes rolled his eyes, instantly turned into soybeans, and said dissatisfiedly: "What else do you say, I don't know how to call Lao Tzu when I soar, so I don't know where to get so many delicious food, so I have to come up by myself." ”
"Come up on your own?" Lei Dong Daqi, "You can come up if you say come up?" Have you broken through the Mahayana period? ”
After saying this, Lei Dong carefully looked at the gluttony, this look was not tight, but he found that this guy already had the cultivation of the middle stage of the Golden Immortal! "! How did your cultivation grow so fast? ”
Gluttony rolled his eyes, disdainful and proud: "Look down on your gluttonous uncle?" Lao Tzu is already in the realm of immortals in the mortal world, okay, it's just that he has been suppressing his cultivation, how can a blind boy like you see it? ”
"it!" Lei Dong pouted, "If Lao Tzu hadn't found you so much aura, the power of faith or something, you would have become a celestial?" Kill you! You're a cheap guy who sells well! ”
Gluttony opened his mouth and laughed: "That's also Lao Tzu's ability, find a long-term meal ticket, you bite me?" But you're not bad, I'm looking at you scolding for a long time and you're still full of energy, amazing, amazing! ”
Lei Dong's old face turned red, and he hurriedly opened the topic and said, "So, as soon as you saw me, you knew that there was something delicious, so you ran out to find me?" ”
Lei Dong also understood at this time, this guy was originally a member of the dragon clan, and he must have found his nest soon after ascending, and as soon as he saw himself, he couldn't help but be greedy.
"Damn, the old guy kicked me out!" Gluttony took a heavy sip of dissatisfaction, "It is said that Lao Tzu eats too much spiritual veins, and the old thing that is stingy and bala, and he still claims to be the ancestor of the dragon clan, is there such an old ancestor?" The juniors have too much to eat, phew! ”
Lei Dong laughed, he knows this guy's temperament too well, in this small year, this guy who sees and eats something, maybe what will the dragon clan's baby aura become!
"I told you a long time ago, how good it is to be Lao Tzu's pet honestly, eat whatever you want, eat as much as you want," Lei Dong laughed, "Go, follow Lao Tzu, eat wings!" ”
Gluttony was furious: "Warn you, don't say that Lao Tzu is your pet in the future, otherwise you will turn your face!" ”
Lei Dong hurriedly changed his words: "Okay, it's not a pet, it's a friend!" "Anyway, this guy who can eat everything, has a big belly, and can turn everything he eats into spiritual power, is a good assistant anyway. As soon as he thought of this, Lei Dong almost forgot the depression of being used as a gun by a bunch of old guys.
"That's pretty much it." Gluttony became proud, and followed behind Lei Dong.
"There's a question, I've seen a movie, don't you gluttonous look very vicious, and you are a group of boundless activities? Why do you look like this? Or has it always been alone? Is it because your bloodline is not pure, so everyone looks down on you and doesn't take you to play? ”
"Whew! Don't take that disgusting movie disgusting uncle me! Gluttony has always looked like this, it has always been a solitary activity, as long as there is a gluttony alive, there will never be a second one in heaven and earth! Gluttony shouted angrily, "If there really was a group, the entire Three Realms would have been eaten clean a long time ago, and only the masters themselves would be left, and there would be your human!" ”
……
In fact, many people in the fairy world are not particularly clear about the internal affairs of the dragon clan, and Lei Dong and gluttony have been talking all the way, and they have only understood a little.
In fact, even within the dragon clan, gluttony can be regarded as an outlier. I don't know if it's because of genetic mutations, or because the innate meridians are a little different when they were born, this purebred dragon descendant has neither the innate bravery and strong combat effectiveness of the ordinary dragon clan, nor the nobility and arrogance of the dragon clan, and its natural attributes are only left to eat - eat aura, eat spirit stones, eat meat, eat vegetarian, eat soil...... Anyway, as long as it really exists in this world, whether it is tangible or intangible, it can be turned into a delicacy in his stomach, and it can be thoroughly digested, and it can become the nutrition for his own cultivation and progress.
It is said that the fairy world is vast, the products are endless, and the dragon clan is extremely rich in materials, even if you can eat it, you can't eat it endlessly. But this thing is not only edible, but also greedy, no matter what you see, you have to try it in every possible way. In addition, the means and thoughts are both cunning and obscene, in order to eat things, they are simply unscrupulous, what magic weapons, what spiritual energy and spiritual veins, and I don't know how much I have been eaten by this guy, which has caused complaints within the dragon clan.
However, what made the dragon clan bosses shout God's blessing was that the gluttonous alien species, in addition to being able to eat, had innate limitations in terms of cultivation realm growth, no matter how little they ate, they could only maintain the cultivation of the peak of the Golden Immortal in the end, and they could never break through the realm of Xuan Immortal. This made the dragon clan bosses breathe a sigh of relief, think about it, if there is a Xuan Immortal-level gluttony in the fairy world, with its talent that almost devours the sky and the earth, not only the dragon clan, but even the entire fairy world will never have peace.
At the same time, gluttony also has a natural fatal flaw, there is no ability to reproduce, only when each generation of gluttony is about to fall, can a new gluttony be naturally formed in the mortal world, and then pass on the things in memory to the next generation of bloodline. However, gluttony is both greedy and lazy, except for the ability to eat is passed down without leakage, the inheritance of other things is so-so and intermittent.
Before the Great Tribulation of Heaven and Earth in the mortal world, it took 10,000 years for gluttony to soar from the mortal world to the immortal realm. But the previous generation of gluttony fell, after the birth of this guy in front of him, just in time for the catastrophe of heaven and earth before the ascension, the lack of aura between heaven and earth, he could only forcibly suppress his own cultivation, for fear that there would be any loss due to the lack of supply of aura when he ascended. If it weren't for the fact that he happened to encounter thunder, devouring the endless birdman white light and the power of faith, so that his realm suddenly jumped to the peak of the heavenly immortals, and he already had enough resistance to the heavenly tribulation when he ascended, I am afraid that the immortals would not dare to ascend in this guy.
"So, the first time you told me that our dragons are in charge of fighting, in fact, it's just bragging? Actually, it's other dragons who are fighting, and you're in charge of eating, right? ”
"Cut—"
"So, you're actually the scum of the dragon clan at all, and you've been abandoned by others, right?"
"Cut."
"So, if you hadn't met Lao Tzu, you wouldn't have been able to ascend at all, would you?"
"Cut!"
"So, in the future, you still follow me, be a pet honestly, and let you eat and drink spicy ......"
"Get out!"
[PS: I got the chapter number of the previous chapter wrong.,It should be Chapter 56.,But I can't change it.,I also want to scream three times in depression.]
[PS again: This chapter makes fun of a certain movie, you don't have to take it seriously, it's just for fun......] (To be continued.) )