Chapter 140, kill Zhang Mazi
It happened that tonight's little couple made love a little early, and the man surrendered early, and the woman's heart was angry, and she went out of the house and came to the yard to find Zhang Mazi who was 'committing murder' and arsoning.
The woman suddenly said angrily, "Why are you again? Our sow has let you kill one, you still don't give up, you stinky rascal, dead pervert, Xianggong, our sow was ruined by that guy again. ”
When the man heard this, he immediately took a stick and killed him out of the house, and the two of them caught Zhang Mazi again, and the man said angrily, "You kid is really a thief, you think we are Zhuge Liang, we will capture seven times, I spared you last time, I didn't expect you to be so shameless, even such a little piglet, you don't let go, today I have to send you into the yamen to see the official." ”
It turned out that after the sow died, this time I bought a smaller sow, but it was still difficult to escape the bad luck, and Zhang Mazi's 'black gun', so Zhang Mazi was arrested.
Hearing Zhang Mazi tell the truth, Wei Xiaobaole leaned forward and back, covered his stomach and smiled, "Zhang Mazi, you kid is really a talent, and he is still addicted." ”
Zhang Mazi smiled awkwardly, "Brother Long, don't you know that it tastes really good, and the sow doesn't resist, or you can find a chance to try it." ”
Wei Xiaobao was annoyed in his heart, and scolded, "I'm joking, you dare to open it with me, you don't know how to write dead words, right?" So he beat Zhang Mazi violently, until Zhang Mazi knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, Wei Xiaobao let go of his hand.
Wei Xiaobao said, "However, this kid is also a talent. Just talk about his method of refining medicine, others will not. No, you have to grab the prescription. ”
Wei Xiaobao smiled: "Do you want me to let you go?" If you want to, obediently hand over the prescription, otherwise you won't be able to see the sun tomorrow. As he spoke, Wei Xiaobao poked the burning cigarette in Zhang Mazi's face. Ah... Brother Long. You can spare me, that's my life-root, what should I do if I give it to you? Zhang Mazi, who was in pain, hurriedly begged for mercy.
Wei Xiaobao stepped forward and kicked it, Zhang Mazi was kicked like a kite and flew away, Wei Xiaobao said angrily, "If you don't give it to me, do you still want your dog's life?" Otherwise, Lao Tzu will abolish you today, so that you won't even be able to get on the sow in the future. ”
Wei Xiaobao said and took out the flying knife. stepped forward and rushed to Zhang Mazi's body, and the flying knife was directly attached to Zhang Mazi's crotch. Wei Xiaobao smiled, "Hurry up and give it to me, if my hands tremble, maybe it won't be a big deal." ”
Zhang Mazi was lustful all his life, and when he heard that Wei Xiaobao was going to spend himself. Hurriedly kowtowed and begged for mercy: "Brother Long." I'll give it to you, you have to promise me to spare my life," Wei Xiaobao nodded and said, "It depends on whether you can be a man, if you are not sincere and fool me with fakes, my patience is very limited." ”
Zhang Mazi couldn't stand Wei Xiaobao's intimidation, and took out a piece of paper from his trouser pocket with trembling hands, and Wei Xiaobao took it over to take a look. I saw that it was written, "Refining Qi-Lewd Joy and Dispersion." Angelica, deer antler, ginseng...... Menstrual blood in women. Dragon and Tiger Aphrodisiac Pill, you must get the tiger whip, the deer whip, and the Tianshan Snow Lotus...... Boy urine. ”
Seeing the 'boy urine' and 'women's menstrual blood', Wei Xiaobao couldn't help but be surprised, and said in his heart, "It's really different, no wonder the effect is so good." ”
Wei Xiaobao said, "How did you configure it, how did you get this 'boy urine' and 'women's menstrual blood'?" Say it quickly, don't try to hide it. ”
Zhang Mazi said, "This boy's urine is what I asked for with the children, sometimes give them candy to eat, sometimes beat them to scare them, and they all gave it to me obediently, this 'woman's menstrual blood' is a little difficult." ”
Wei Xiaobao kicked Zhang Mazi, "Look for a beating, let's talk quickly, how did you get it?" ”
Zhang Mazi sighed and hurriedly replied, "I bought it from the brothel, but it took me a long time to buy some through the relationship between the old bustard, and this thing is very difficult." ”
Seeing Zhang Mazi's somewhat narcissistic appearance, Wei Xiaobao felt unhappy, and said in his heart, "No wonder you kid is so dirty, you can do this." What are you doing in the world? It's not a scourge to people or a scourge to animals, it's really better than pigs and dogs. "Anyway, the prescription has already been obtained, and for Wei Xiaobao, Zhang Mazi has no use value.
Wei Xiaobao didn't have a good impression of this kind of filthy and obscene guy, his left hand wrapped his arms around Zhang Mazi's neck, and his right hand was a knife forward, 'poof...', Zhang Mazi's body fell down softly, Zhang Mazi's eyes were as big as bull's eyes, pointing at Wei Xiaobao, and said unwillingly, "You said... Don't kill... It's mine... Besides, I also put... Prescription... I've given it to you, you're ungrateful... You don't die well. ”
Wei Xiaobao sneered, "I'm ungrateful, last time Lao Tzu was good-hearted, so I spared you from dying, but I didn't expect you to be a beast, you go to the scourge of everything, Lao Tzu, this is called eliminating harm for the people, you died, at least the pigsty in Yangzhou City has been quiet since then." ”
Zhang Mazi: "You...... You..."It took you a long time to burp and see the king of Hades, Wei Xiaobao secretly scolded a few words, and said in his heart, "Just a dirty man like you, even if you go to the king of Hades, you will end up sitting on a tiger chair and getting under the oil pot." But you finally did something good, at least I left this prescription for Lao Tzu, don't worry, I will carry it forward for you... Hey, hey" someone laughed wickedly and was super invincible and narcissistic, in fact, in essence, he belonged to the same category as Zhang Mazi.
Wei Xiaobao happily put the prescription in his pocket, looked at Zhang Mazi's death, Wei Xiaobao was a little uneasy, so he picked up Zhang Mazi, walked under the tree where he disposed of Da Fei last time, untied his belt and tied it to the crooked neck of the big tree, and hung Zhang Mazi's body, as if Zhang Mazi committed suicide in fear of sin, and hanged himself to find a short-sighted, anyway, Wei Xiaobao wanted to find an excuse casually, no one would know, and others didn't bother to pay attention to this kind of thing.
Wei Xiaobao had just finished dealing with the scene of Zhang Mazi's death, when suddenly a figure flashed behind him, Wei Xiaobao had practiced martial arts, his ears and eyes were clear, and it was late at night, so his voice was naturally very clear.
Wei Xiaobao shouted, "Who? What kind of hero is the head and tail shrunken, friends should come out and see it. ”
"Haha, the second brother has always been good, huh? I can't imagine that you are still so cautious, what are you afraid of, and you are not doing anything unseemly. ”
A bearded man in his thirties walked out of the night laughing, Wei Xiaobao was startled at first, and then said with a smile: "Big brother, you miss me to death, how do you know that I am here?" Are you here to save me? ”
The person who came was none other than Wei Xiaobao's eldest brother, the beggar in the snow - Wu Liuqi. Wei Xiaobao stepped forward and hugged Wu Liuqi's tiger waist hard, and the two hugged their heads and laughed, very happy. (To be continued.) )