Chapter 469: The Foreign Envoy Embarrassments Zhou Ting
Song Zhiwen dared to recommend himself as the empress's male favorite, whether in terms of appearance or demeanor, he was quite good, and he really shocked Gongren.
He asked, "Who are you?" ”
Although he was kicked out by Feng Changqing, in front of everyone's eyes, Song Zhiwen couldn't drop the chain on the spot, so he had to say: "I am a scholar of Chongwenguan University, Song Zhiwen is also!" ”
On Gongren scratched his head and said, "Song Zhi asked? Haven't heard of it. Eh...... The big man just said that you even defeated the Turkic prince and the Russian secret service, is it true? ”
"Of course it's true.
"But I wonder what you're all up against?"
When Song Zhiwen heard this topic, he couldn't help but feel flustered and short of breath, and said, "We are comparing strength." ”
"What? Than strength? Just now, he saw the ability of the Russian secret service to talk about merit, but this time he was even more impressed by Song Zhi's question, and said: "You are stronger than the Russian secret service?" How is it compared? ”
"We are ...... It is...... than anyone can throw the grass far......"
Song Zhiwen dared to fool the stupid boy with the Russian secret service, but he didn't dare to fool the meritorious people, and briefly explained what happened.
"Hahaha, than throwing grass? Than throwing grass? ”
The contrast between the front and back is too great, and Gong Ren couldn't help but smile and lean back together, and said: "The surname Song, if you do this trick, my son won't say how tasteless you are." What I don't understand is that the prince of Tongrussia can be regarded as a guest of Da Zhou, right? Is this your Great Zhou's hospitality? ”
"I ......"
It's really not simple to talk about meritocracy, and all of a sudden Song Zhiwen's behavior is linked to the etiquette of the two countries.
In an instant, not only was Song Zhiwen speechless, but even the ministers of the Great Zhou Dynasty were embarrassed. Especially Her Majesty the Empress, the eyes that looked at Song Zhiwen were already as cold as frost.
Song Zhiwen's heart was excited, knowing that he had committed the anger of the public this time, so he hurriedly made up for himself, and said: "I was just making a public joke with the prince of Tongru, how can I still take the prince seriously?" In the end, I didn't ask for the thousand taels of gold? ”
"Huh, kidding? Do you believe it yourself? This is clearly bullying honest people! On Gongren said disdainfully: "I'll just say, you Han people are just good at intrigue and trickery, if you compare it to others, you will definitely have to bow down!" ”
Song Zhiwen was anxious to make meritorious service, and said, "What is willing to bow down?" If you don't believe it, let's compare poetry and songs? ”
"What do you do with poetry and songs? No matter how good your Han poetry and song is, can you help the imperial court win our Tibet? It's a joke! ”
"And what do you say?"
"If we want to compare, let's compare...... Strength! ”
As he spoke, Lun Gongren took off the clothes on his body, revealing his knotted muscles!
He yelled outside and said, "Bring it in!" ”
Of course, the Lun brothers brought their men down, otherwise, the guards at the door would still be able to quarrel with them? It must have been caught a long time ago.
"Whoa!"
With a promise, eight Tubo people came up carrying a pitch-black object, their steps were heavy, and the ground trembled a little, which shows that the weight of this thing is really not light!
On Gongren said: "This thing is a meteorite iron from the sky, weighing 500 catties, on a certain is a small pawn in Tubo, but a single person can lift this iron above his head, I don't know if there are such characters in the Great Zhou?" ”
After speaking, he bent down, held the meteorite with both hands, called "get up", and lifted the meteorite above his head.
On Gongren held the meteorite and turned it around three times, and said in a loud voice: "Who dares to come?" Who would dare to come? Who would dare to come......"
He shouted more than ten times in a row, and when he saw that no one answered, he couldn't help but be complacent, and said: "Haha, this son just said, if you move seriously, you Han people will definitely bow to the wind, or quickly hand over your beautiful princess, otherwise, I will be burned with the Tibetan army!" ”
"Hmph, the jade is burning? What a big breath! Finally, a veteran couldn't help it, came out of the crowd, and said, "Isn't it five hundred catties?" Try it! ”
"It's General Quan, it's General Quan!"
"Old General Quan is out, this time it will be easy to do!"
"Haha, let this Tibetan barbarian see the power of our Great Zhou heroes!"
……
Suddenly, the audience was jubilant.
On Gongren was deeply puzzled, looked around, and said, "What are you happy about?" Look at this old fellow, there are not a hundred, but eighty. Such an old man, can move a boulder? ”
Wu Zetian thought that he had the chance to win, and finally spoke, and said: "On Gongzi, he also underestimates the heroes of the world, this is the general Quan Shancai of my Great Zhou. ”
"Who is Kwon Seon-jae? Haven't heard of it. ”
"It doesn't matter if you haven't heard of it, if I say one thing, you will understand the weight of General Quan. Twenty years ago, he was awarded the title of Shangzhu State for his merits. Shangzhu State is the supreme lord of the imperial court, and since the founding of the Tang Dynasty, only two people have been awarded. One of them is Qin Qiong, Qin Shubao, the Duke of Hu during the reign of Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, and the other is General Quan Shancai! ”
"Huh?"
On Gongren knows that it is powerful, and when he heard this, his color changed at that time.
Different from the legends of later generations, Qin Qiong is not the existence of the crane tail in the Eighteen Han Dynasty of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, but Li Shimin's gold medal fighter!
When Li Shimin took over the world, every time the two armies were in front of the formation, there would be skirmishes between the two sides. At this time, it was Qin Erye's turn to come out. The two armies are fighting generals, and the second master of Qin has never lost!
There are even people who are too arrogant and speak out, Qin Qiong really rode out of the battle alone and stabbed him under the horse!
"Take the head of the general in the 10,000 horse army", this exaggerated sentence is just a plain fact when it comes to Qin Qiong. Therefore, he received the pinnacle of the lord "Shangzhu Country"!
Quan Shancai is the same Shangzhu country as him, how powerful does that have to be?
On Gongren put away the arrogance on his face, bowed slightly, and said, "Then please ask General Quan to try this fast meteorite, right?" ”
"On the son, please take your eyes!"
In fact, it is a bit exaggerated to say that Kwon Shancai is only sixty-eight years old this year, not yet seventy. But despite this, the old man has a gray beard.
He took a deep breath, fought with his arms, and said, "Open!" ”
But when I saw that black stone, it really slowly left the ground!
"Good! The old general is mighty! ”
"Give this Fan some color!"
"General Quan's sword is not old, it is powerful!"
……
There was a round of applause.
But it's a pity that the old man only lifted the black stone less than halfway, and he blushed and had a thick neck, and it was difficult to move it again.
Boom~~
He couldn't hold it anymore, and the black stone fell to the ground again!
The old man was embarrassed and flushed, knelt down in front of Wu Zetian, and said, "Old Weichen, I have embarrassed Your Majesty, and I ask Your Majesty to punish you." ”
In the end, it was already choked.
No one will doubt that Old Man Quan only needs to be twenty years younger...... Ah, no, more than ten years old, you can clean up this Tibetan envoy without a temper. However, it is precisely because of this that I feel more and more aggrieved to lose!
Wu Zetian said warmly: "The old general has worked hard for the country and fought all his life, what is the crime?" And...... It is my fault to let the old general still fight for the country at this age! It's the prime minister's fault that he can't recognize people! ”
"Wechen is a capital offense!" Led by Lou Shide, several prime ministers knelt on the ground together, and the atmosphere at the scene was extremely calm.
Wu Zetian waved his hand and said, "Get up, I and all of you Aiqing will learn from today's events and encourage them." ”
"Hmph, there's a use for talking so much nonsense!" At this time, he finally relieved himself, and said: "Don't talk nonsense, if you Zhou people really have the ability, quickly move this meteorite out." If not...... Hand over this beautiful princess! Even if you can't look down on us Zampu, marry me, haha! ”
"Good thief, it's too much of a deception!"
If it was said that before the meritorious deeds, it only caused everyone's anger, but now these words have made people eat his heart.
Without it, this would be too vicious.
Who doesn't know, now that Tubo is in power, Zampu has no power. The implication of his words is that even if Da Zhou and Tubo are in harmony, he will have to come to sleep in the dragon bed for the night.
We don't care about the bad things between your monarchs and ministers, but this is too much to take our Tang princess seriously, right?
Immediately, a young general walked out and said, "On the son's insolence, come and try your meteorite from the sky!" ”
"Who are you?"
"Jian'an Wang Wu is suitable!"
To be honest, although Wu Youyi didn't perform well in the war with the Khitan, it was because of his personal military talent, but when it came to personal bravery, it was really quite good. Otherwise, Wu Zetian would not have let him lead the troops for a long time.
It can be said that in Wu Zetian's mind, Quan Shancai is defeated, and at the critical moment, who is likely to turn the tide, it is none other than Wu Youyi! The reason why she didn't have the name of Wu Youyi just now was just because she was afraid that once her nephew missed, she would lose face even more.
Now seeing that Wu Youyi took the initiative to stand up, Her Majesty the Empress thought that he was really sure, and couldn't help but be overjoyed, and said, "Child, are you really good?" ”
"It's okay!"
Immediately, Wu Youyi shook his spirits and took off the armor on his body, leaving only a short shirt and a small dress.
The old martial arts family has made all the handsome guys and beauties, and Wu Youyi's appearance is really heroic and extraordinary, and he suddenly got a full house.
Then, Wu Youyi learned to talk about merit, and slowly lifted the stone up.
One point...... Two points ...... One inch ...... One Foot ...... Three feet!
People watched as Wu Youyi lifted the boulder above his head.
It's stable!
The people held their breath and were ready to shout "yes" to the hero of the Great Zhou. Wu Zetian was also happy in his heart - my nephew is so heroic, doesn't it mean that the destiny of heaven is in my martial family?
"Ah~~yah~~"
But just when everyone thought that the victory was in their hands, Wu Youyi suddenly screamed and quickly retreated!
Immediately after, the black stone fell to the ground again.
Drops of cold sweat slid down Wu Youyi's face, covered his left arm, and said in pain: "Wei Chen's arm bone seems to be injured, and he has a negative holy trust, please ask Your Majesty to punish the crime!" ”
"Quick! Quickly send the imperial doctor to diagnose and treat King Jian'an! ”
Wu Zetian's complexion changed drastically, and while he hurriedly ordered someone to pass on the imperial doctor, his mind was spinning, thinking about today's matter and how to end it.
The arguments over there are unforgiving, but they are still pressing step by step, saying: "First have the right to be good, and then there is martial arts." Okay, your Shangzhu Kingdom and the prince of the Great Zhou are all on it, but you still can't afford to lift this meteorite from the sky. Da Zhou Tianzi, now that it's time for you to admit defeat? ”
"Of course...... Shouldn't! ”
Wu Zetian got up, glanced around, and said: "I am a great Zhou, a lot of things, outstanding people, I don't believe it, I can't pick out a person to lift this black stone?" Zhong Aiqing, who knows where there are such heroes, Kuaibao and I know. When I make a great contribution, I deserve to be rewarded! ”
In fact, she is using a "delaying strategy", and it is not simple to recite her personal name? As long as there is a person's name, it can be denied that this person is not in Luoyang, and let Gongren wait for a while.
As for later? If he really finds Hercules, let him be convinced. What if you can't find it? It's simple, just let Gong Ren continue to wait.
However, people are not stupid when talking about meritocracy, and immediately said loudly: "The Central Plains is vast, and it is not impossible to say that there are really heroes who are not born in the world, and they can convince a certain family." However, what we want to talk about now is the dispute between the two countries, how can those heroes in the opposition be counted? Let's make it clear, today's high-ranking ~ officials of your Da Zhou are here, if you can really lift the black stone, my son will admit defeat! Otherwise, if I don't hand over the princess, I will turn back to Tibet and attack Zhou with the whole army! ”
This is called the situation is stronger than the person.
If it is said that the Great Zhou sent people who can speak well and completely refute this theory of meritorious benevolence, then of course there is no problem.
But...... People admit this dead reason, you rely on your tongue, can you still stop the hundreds of thousands of troops in Tibet? You must know that the Great Zhou has just put down the Khitan Rebellion, and the treasury is already stretched, and it really can't withstand a continuous war anymore!
Wu Zetian's face turned pale, and he said: "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know who can share my worries?" ”
"......" The generals looked at each other and lowered their heads one after another.
On Gongren laughed and said: "Great Zhou Tianzi, it has been rumored that you have re-carved the art of insects (literature), and you only value the image of ......"
As he spoke, he pointed at Song Zhi and continued: "Such a person who is good at poetry and singing, now he regrets it?" No matter how many such people there are, what is the use of meeting today's people? Ha ha! ”
In fact, it is rumored that the "martial queen re-carved insects" is a slanderous statement. Yes, Wu Zetian is a scholar of literature, but the fundamental reason for this is not a personal hobby, but to cultivate those jinshi in the imperial examination and let them confront the big families, which is politically considered.
In terms of the wisdom of Gongren, he may not know the truth, but he just wants to say it in vulgarization. Its purpose is naturally to attack Wu Zetian's prestige. The Great Zhou is in chaos, and Tubo has a chance to take advantage of it!
Her Majesty's face became more and more ugly, and she knew that the only solution now was to have the black stone lifted.
She asked again: "Could it be that none of my many officials in the Great Zhou can share my worries?" ”
"......" still no one answered!
Wu Zetian gritted his teeth again and said, "No matter what his identity is, whoever can lift this black stone, I can grant him a request." ”
"I'll try!" Suddenly, a hero exhaled.
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