After a while, a strong fragrance wafted out of the courtyard, Wei Xiaobao's barbecue kung fu was a must, not to mention that there was no one to come, at least it was unprecedented, who gave him the advantage of crossing, drumming out some seasoning ingredients from his body, and sprinkled it on the tender chicken. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

With a crisp sound, the fragrant roast chicken was baked, Wei Xiaobao grabbed the roast chicken and gave it to everyone, although everyone was full of drool, they still didn't dare to violate the precepts of the temple, they shook their heads in fright to dodge, although their bodies were hiding, but their eyes were always reluctant to stare at the roast chicken in Wei Xiaobao's hands.

"Don't retreat yet, don't disturb the monk Jishi to recuperate here." Chengguang reprimanded the monks' 'shameless' saliva behavior, gave an order, and went straight to the back mountain.

After a while, everyone dispersed, looking at the abbot's distant figure, Wei Xiaobao understood that Chengguang was going to find a master, that is, the Yulin Zen Master hiding in the cave in the back mountain.

In fact, Wei Xiaobao is just a little trick, as for whether he can understand the 'chicken language', he understands it somewhat, when he was in Zhongnan Mountain, Wei Xiaobao was already able to understand the voices of cranes, black bears, tigers and other animals, although he didn't understand the sound of chickens this time, but Wei Xiaobao knew that if he killed these chickens, they would not agree to be eaten by themselves.

Therefore, Wei Xiaobao made a big move, sucked the words, quietly used his palm, controlled the chickens with internal force, and let them sing a good show with him.

After eating the fragrant roast chicken, Wei Xiaobao walked alone in the backyard, humming a small tune in his mouth, "The little monk went down the mountain to fast, the old monk explained, the woman under the mountain is a tiger, and you must go away when you meet it......" The song "The woman under the mountain is a tiger" was suppressed by Wei Xiaobao, and sang playfully and comically, the song was crisp and the meaning was obvious, and after a while, the monks of all sizes in the temple were attracted.

Everyone thought it was interesting and came forward to ask for advice, "Master Jishi, you sing so well, but the little monk doesn't know, why do you say that this woman is a tiger, what is the meaning of this?" ”

Wei Xiaobao found a big stone and sat down, looked at the hungry eyes of everyone, Wei Xiaobao hung the Dharma number, "Amitayus Buddha, all the masters are dedicated to seeking Buddha, full of sincerity, Jishi is very moved, poor monks will guide you to the maze." Wei Xiaobao cleared his throat and told everyone a story first:

"A certain Zen master in Wutai Mountain, who received a novice, was only three years old. Wutai Mountain is the highest, and the master and apprentice practice on the top of the mountain, never going down the mountain. After more than ten years, the Zen master and his disciples went down the mountain. When the novice saw cows, horses, chickens, and dogs, he didn't know them. The teacher told him: "This cow can also plow the field." This horse can also be ridden. This chicken dog can also report and guard the door. ”

The novice is the only one. A young woman walked by, and the novice asked, "What is this?" The teacher was tempted by it, and told him: "This tiger, if you are close to people, will be bitten to death, and there will be no bones." ”

The novice is the only one. When he went up the mountain in the evening, the teacher asked, "Do you think about what you saw at the bottom of the mountain today?" He said: "I don't want anything, I just want the man-eating tiger, and I always feel that I can't give up on him." ”

"Monk Jishi, why is this?" The monks listened attentively, Wei Xiaobao said, "People have seven emotions and six desires, and monks also have them, although the six roots are pure and become Buddhas, I ask you, which of you thinks that you have seen through the red dust and broken six roots?" The crowd shook their heads.

Wei Xiaobao said, "The road to Buddhahood is tortuous and long, throughout the ages, there are countless monks, and a few people can ascend to heaven and attain the Tao, so there are no seven emotions and six desires, see through the red dust, most of them are just words, and when you become a Buddha, women will not have to worry, that is, paper tigers." ”

"Presumptuous, don't be here to deceive people's minds and mess with my Dharma."

As he spoke, an old monk came along with the abbot of Chengguang, thin and tall, with shining eyes, three strands of beard floating on his chest, and his age was estimated to be above seventy, but he was not at all old.

Wei Xiaobao didn't say a word, he went up and gave Yulin two mouths, everyone was stupid, they were all dumbfounded, a little monk actually slapped Master Yulin in public, was this little monk crazy, or was he dazzled, everyone rubbed their eyes vigorously, but, indeed, it was Jishi who hit Yulin.

"You...... What a big boldness, come on, take him down for me, and drive him out of Qingliang Temple with a stick. ”

Yulin was furious, his beard more than a foot long stood up, his two eyes, the cold light was shining, and he seemed to be going to swallow his life alive.

"Wait, I have something to say." Wei Xiaobao shouted loudly, everyone was stunned, and Chengguang said angrily, "Say"

"Monks, abstain from anger and anger." Wei Xiaobao pointed to Chengguang, and then pointed to Yulin, and said, "You are the abbot, you are a monk who has attained the Tao, you can't do this little precept, what virtue do you have to teach the monks, promote the Dharma, shout at every turn, what kind of system." In a word, Yulin Chengguang, who was choked suddenly, was speechless.

Thinking of his behavior just now, Yulin's old face turned red, but he still felt unhappy when he was beaten by an insignificant little monk while guarding everyone, "You say I'm presumptuous, I'll beat you, let's settle down, the monks don't hold grudges, come to the master, shake hands." Wei Xiaobao smiled and stretched out his right hand.

"Hmph..."Yulin flicked his sleeves angrily and left. Wei Xiaobao shrugged indifferently, "It's okay, it's okay, little monk, my heart is like the sea, accommodating all rivers, I don't take this kind of trivial matter to heart, that's it." ”

Good guy, all of a sudden, Wei Xiaobao has become a master, and his bearing is extraordinary, and Yulin and others have become petty children.

"Abbot, no, there are many lamas outside the door, and they have surrounded our Qingliang Temple." Just when Chengguang was staring at Wei Xiaobao, the monk who was guarding the door ran over in a panic.

"How many of them came?" Chengguang asked hurriedly.

"I can't see clearly, there are hundreds, all with swords in their hands, and the person who comes is not good." The little monk replied.

"How's that good?" Chengguang pounded his chest anxiously, and he was out of proportion. After a while, the door was knocked on by someone, and there was no time to hesitate, Chengguang had to lead everyone to 'welcome' out.

"Open the door......" Chengguang stabilized his mind, and commanded the monk who was guarding the door, and the monk nodded in agreement, one on one side, and at the same time pulled out the latch, with the door clang, the door was hula, and dozens of lamas rushed in, all dressed strangely, holding swords and gongs, looking at each other, countless, and all of them were not good, and their eyes were full of murder.

Wei Xiaobao found a stone staircase and sat down, took out a box of hardcover Webster cigarettes from his waist, and smoked it leisurely alone.

There are so many precepts in Buddhism, but I didn't say that smoking is not allowed, and everyone is also accustomed to Wei Xiaobao's strange behavior. (To be continued.) )