Chapter 575, Xiaobao is cheap again
"It turns out that this girl's name is Yu'er, her name is good, gentle and elegant, delicate and cute, the master is a fish, she is water, just like a fish in water, come to a mandarin duck to play in the water, but it's a pity that this guy who doesn't have long eyes eats dry vinegar for no reason, or the raw rice will be cooked early."
Qingfeng put down the sword again, and laughed, "Kill you like this, it's too cheap for you, don't you want Yu'er, the master asked her in front of you, and when the wood is already in the boat, I can't help Yu'er not agree to me, haha......" The excited Qingfeng looked up to the sky and laughed, and his shameless face was undoubtedly revealed.
"Ah...... Ah" The silver shark that was lying down suddenly writhed emotionally, its red lips slightly opened, and it couldn't stop making a heart-wrenching cry.
"Haha, I have been hit by my invincible aphrodisiac smoke, and no woman has escaped the palm of my hand, even if it is a stone girl, I don't want to stay calm. Haha, Dabao, what kind of thing are you, compared to me, you're not even a fart. ”
Your grandfather's, it turns out that this Qingfeng is so shameless, and he belittles himself so much, is it unbearable, Wei Xiaobao was furious, and he was about to erupt, with a bang, Qingfeng took off his coat, revealing his dark and strong body, and took off his pants in three or two times.
Wei Xiaobao glanced at the corner of his eyes, knowing that he should make a move, if he didn't make a move, the little flower of Miss Yu'er would be shamelessly destroyed, with a bang, and then he heard the howl of the breeze killing pigs, Wei Xiaobao blew on the barrel of the gun, put on a posture that he thought was very handsome, and said in a very sassy manner, "The feeling of fighting-hand-gun is cool, quack, I like it, this foreigner's thing is quite effective." ”
"Ah, it hurts me, you...... You're pretending, why are you okay? Seeing that Wei Xiaobao, who was handsome with a gun, was unharmed, Qingfeng was taken aback, and couldn't believe that he had become a 'prisoner' in the blink of an eye.
Wei Xiaobao pretended to be a pure and kind gentleman, and said extremely solemnly. It seems that there is no more upright and kind person in this world except him, "Your grandfather's, what kind of bullshit invincible aphrodisiac smoke, is there Lao Tzu Qi-lewdness-he-huan-scattered?" Lao Tzu bragged before he also made a draft, which is like your kid bragging without a draft, you are more shameless than the master, but use this means to deal with a beautiful girl like a flower, tsk, if I spare you, heaven is intolerable, but God has the virtue of good life, I am such a pure and kind person, how do I like those things that fight and kill, so I met me today, count you lucky, you kid can go to buy lottery tickets. ”
"Why don't you leave, haven't you eaten enough?" Seeing that Qingfeng was indifferent, looking at himself stupidly, and forgetting to cry out in pain, Wei Xiaobao shouted impatiently, "Okay...... We'll see. Leaving a cruel word, Qingfeng gritted his teeth and limped out, leaving a trail of blood, Wei Xiaobao frowned slightly, such a beautiful atmosphere was destroyed all of a sudden, it was really disappointing.
Why is Wei Xiaobao okay? Don't forget, Wei Xiaobao has eaten spiritual things, and his body is inviolable, how can he be helpless by the smoke.
As soon as Qingfeng's front feet left, Wei Xiaobao turned his head to see that this woman had completely changed, tearing her dress with both hands to reveal pieces of snow white, her delicate skin was like the bright moon in the night sky, smooth and shining, coupled with the water snake-like figure writhing back and forth, Wei Xiaobao was not a three-year-old child, he left everything behind at the moment, and directly pounced on the silver shark village owner with a tiger roar.
The silver shark was hit by the aphrodisiac mystery smoke, and his own 'sacrifice to help' is also considered a hero to save the beauty, anyway, this kind of good thing is cheap, others are not as cheap as themselves, it makes people excited to think about it, Wei Xiaobao rubbed his hands with chicken jelly, how a cool word, don't say anything, let's hurry up and save the people.
After a tiring day, Wei Xiaobao fell asleep, lying in the boudoir of the silver shark, he didn't have to worry about accidents, hearing a slight snoring sound, the silver shark smiled slightly, leaned over and kissed Wei Xiaobao, got up and put on his clothes and walked out.
On the third pole of the day, he heard the gongs and drums beating outside, lively and noisy, noisy, and noisy, Wei Xiaobao was greatly annoyed, "Don't be noisy, let me sleep again." He grabbed a pillow and threw it out with a whoosh, "Oh, it's almost noon, you can't afford it, aren't you hungry?" ”
Before the silver shark's words fell, Wei Xiaobao's stomach gurgled in cooperation, yes, from last night to now, I have eaten all day and night, not to mention that it has worked hard for so long, and the people who are beaten by iron have to collapse, Wei Xiaobao is a carp and jumped up from the bed, oops, it hurts me to death, and there is a silver shark silver bell-like laughter in my ears.
Wei Xiaobao smiled, "I smiled, I thought I was in my own home, by the way, why are you so lively outside." Seeing that there was a tray on the table, and the fragrant food made people drool, Wei Xiaobao jumped out of bed with his bare buttocks, swaggered to the table, opened the tray, and stuffed it into his mouth without looking at it, "It's delicious, it's delicious, it's good, it's good, it's much stronger than the group of wood in the palace." ”
"I don't wear clothes, I don't wash my hands, I eat when I come up, so that people can see if they are ashamed." The embarrassed silver shark covered his face and turned around, and from behind he could see the earlobes and neck blushing, and when the light shone, it shone with crystal brilliance.
Wei Xiaobao chewed the food in his mouth, and said indifferently, "It's all old husbands and wives, what's there to be afraid of, besides, who dares to come and peek in your room, dare to come in, I promise to make him look good." Before he finished speaking, he heard someone outside the door, "Miss, can I come in, the clothes you asked for are ready." ”
"Plop", Wei Xiaobao fell to the ground in fright, and secretly screamed in his heart, it won't be so evil, what is it, what is it, as if it had been rehearsed in advance, Wei Xiaobao hurriedly got under the table, the silver shark laughed, stretched out his hand to hold the stool well, and then rushed out of the door and smiled, "Cailian come in." ”
There was a creak, the door was gently pushed open, and Wei Xiaobao saw a girl wearing embroidered shoes and a purple gauze skirt walking in from under the table, "Miss, where is the child?" How not in the house. ”
"He, go out to catch mice, don't worry about him, pack up the futon and go out, I'll go to Juyi Hall to take a look, today is a big day for me to wash my hands, and I can't be careless when I hold a succession ceremony later." Saying that, the silver shark turned around and was about to go out, Cailian said, "Miss, do you really plan to give up the position of the helper to Childe?" ”
What, give me the position of the gang leader, what kind of thing is this, Lao Tzu's own gang has no time to deal with it, how can you take care of this thing, you are good, learn from me to be the shopkeeper, pick and choose, this is too unexpected. Wei Xiaobao really wanted to jump out from under the table to obstruct it, but he was worried that he would be gone, so he held back.
Waiting for the silver shark to walk out, Wei Xiaobao lowered his head and pondered, what happened in the past two days is too weird, I'm afraid no one will believe it when I say it, I will be forced to marry domineeringly, and then I will give way, what will happen in the future, the ghost will know? (To be continued.) )