Xiao Guizi was originally wearing a eunuch hat, this will be beaten, the hat has already rolled out a long way, and the hair on his head has also spread out, although the pain on his body is terrible, but he is still afraid of Wu Liuqi, Xiao Guizi raised his head with a frightened face, Wu Liuqi and Wei Xiaobao and others saw Xiao Guizi's appearance clearly, and couldn't help but 'huh' at the same time.

Wu Liuqi looked at Xiao Guizi, turned his face and looked at Wei Xiaobao again, and suddenly laughed, Wu Liuqi took Wei Xiaobao's hand and said with a smile: "Xiaobao, you tell my brother, is this little eunuch your brother or younger brother, or it looks so similar, you really can't see it if you don't look carefully." ”

Wei Xiaobao also wondered, Xiao Guizi looked white and clean, his face was handsome, looking at him was no different from looking in the mirror by himself, the only thing missing was the evil smile and cruel eyes at the corners of his mouth.

Wei Xiaobao said in his heart, "It's really fate, I want to be his stand-in and enter the palace as a eunuch, but there are so many harem beauties in the palace, go in and mingle, maybe you can still have a friendship with Kangxi, talk about sister and brother love with the queen mother, it's not bad to be a deer and a dinggong, how can you not treat yourself, not to mention dealing with Aobai, there are many opportunities in the palace, it just so happens that Kangxi has also tolerated Aobai for a long time, it seems that it is God's arrangement." ”

After thinking about it, looking at the surprised guests around, Wei Xiaobao nodded, and said with a smile, "Yes, this is my distant relative, I couldn't help it when I was a child, my family was poor, and I was forced into the palace to be a eunuch, it hurts to think about it, cousin, you can make me easy to find." ”

Wei Xiaobao was afraid that Xiao Guizi would talk nonsense, so he secretly put the flying knife on Xiao Guizi's body.

Xiao Guizi suddenly heard that Wei Xiaobao and himself were actually relatives, and wondered in his heart, and said in his heart, "I am an orphan, where did I come from, if I have relatives, who would want to enter the palace as a eunuch." ”

Xiao Guizi just wanted to shake his head and not admit it. Suddenly felt that the knife was on his waist, and the frightened little Guizi's body trembled, his teeth fought, his legs did not obey the call, and he was about to fall.

Wei Xiaobao said in a low voice, "You kid had better be honest and disobedient." Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you right now. Saying that, the knife in Wei Xiaobao's hand was handed forward, Xiao Guizi let out an 'ah' sound in pain, knowing that Wei Xiaobao was really moving, he quickly nodded in fright and said, "Yes, this is my cousin, I was panicked and frightened by the fight just now, which made everyone laugh."

Wei Xiaobao nodded, clasped his fists at Wu Liuqi and Mao Shiba, and smiled, "Two big brothers, it's rare for me and my cousin to join the team today." I won't drink with you, I'll be with you another day, and I'll have to take my cousin out for a while." ”

Saying that, Wei Xiaobao glanced at Wu Liuqi and the others, and pointed at Xiao Guizi's buttocks, Wei Xiaobao pulled Xiao Guizi out of the inn. It's like a naked fan at the World Cup, it's eye-catching. was surrounded by people all of a sudden, and became the focus of everyone's discussion.

There was no way, Wei Xiaobao took out a hundred taels of silver and shouted at the onlookers, "Whoever is willing to take off his pants and sell them to my brother, I will pay one hundred taels, pay the money with one hand, and deliver the goods with the other." Tong Su is not bullied. ”

In a word, the people exploded, and some didn't believe it at first, but seeing the silver shining in Wei Xiaobao's hand, after staying for a while, there must be a brave man under the so-called heavy reward. Everyone took off their clothes on the street, the speed, the scene was about to catch up with the fashion show, of course the young woman was too shy to take off on the street, but some old ladies actually took off their pants on the street, and the speed was almost comparable to 'Liu Xiang the Flying Man'.

Wei Xiaobao was taken aback, he didn't expect the people's enthusiasm to be so high, even the old lady went into battle, and after a while, it suddenly became a beautiful scenery on the street. It's almost time to catch up with the naked people in the United States.

Everyone ran to Wei Xiaobao with their clothes, and shouted one after another, "Childe, buy mine, the size is absolutely when, it is comfortable to wear." The other shouted, "Childe still buys mine, I'm made of silk, the material is good, it's definitely a pleasure to wear, and you don't want to take it off when you wear it." ”

Everyone squeezed like this, almost squeezed Wei Xiaobao down, Wei Xiaobao's body was like a flat boat in the sea, and there was a possibility of capsizing at any time.

Looking at an old lady on the side, holding a pair of coarse cloth pants in her hand, she looked at it that her family was poor and couldn't afford to buy clothes, so she made it with needle and thread, Wei Xiaobaoxin said, "The life of the elderly is not easy, not to mention the 'spring leakage' in public on the street, this courage is also very avant-garde and trendy in the previous life." Besides, it's not that you wear it yourself, what's the tightness of a little eunuch wearing an old lady's clothes. ”

Wei Xiaobao squeezed through the crowd, walked up to the old lady, and shouted at the old lady, "Old man, I think your clothes are good, warm in winter and cool in summer, comfortable to wear, and you feel like you are going home when you wear it, so I will buy yours, old man, you take this one hundred taels of silver, go back and do some small business, make some money and have a good old age." ”

Saying that, Wei Xiaobao handed the silver to the old lady, the old lady was excited for a long time without speaking, and looked at the white silver in her hand, only to know that it was not a dream, look up and look again, where is there Wei Xiaobao's shadow, in the envious eyes of everyone, the old lady strode and ran home with a high spirit.

Wei Xiaobao pulled Xiao Guizi to find a few people in the alley, and asked Xiao Guizi to change his pants, although it is a bit nondescript, but it is expensive to be able to cover **** and prevent the bottom from being exposed. Wei Xiaobao covered his nose and watched Xiao Guizi hurriedly change into his pants, accidentally saw the baby on Xiao Guizi's lower body, and quickly turned his head disgusted.

In a word, the eunuch who was castrated, his lower body was full of pits, where did he still look like a man, not even a woman, at least there was a hole, but the eunuch was a rotten pit full of scars, and he was unappetizing when he looked at it, Wei Xiaobao swore that he would never be a eunuch when he entered the palace, and would not sacrifice his precious treasure.

After Xiao Guizi changed his clothes, Wei Xiaobao pulled Xiao Guizi to a place where no one was around, and looked at Xiao Guizi, who looked seven points similar to himself.

Wei Xiaobao smiled, "Little brother, I'm very embarrassed now, you look too similar to me, maybe it will ruin my big thing, but I'm very kind-hearted and don't want to kill, what do you think I should do?" ”

"Ah, didn't you say it was my relative? Why do you want to kill me, please let me go, I am willing to do whatever you ask me to do, as long as you don't kill me and leave me a small life, I can kowtow to you and burn incense every day. ”

Wei Xiaobao kicked Xiao Guizi and scolded, "What are you talking about, can you speak?" I'm alive and well, why don't you kowtow to me and burn incense, do you want to curse Lao Tzu to death? I'm telling you, you'd better not think cranky in your heart, tell you that Lao Tzu can read minds, what do you think in your heart, I guess it, don't think about playing with me. (To be continued.) )