Meow~~

At this moment, a fat and big white cat appeared out of nowhere.

"Hee-hee, this is the princess, your "invincible general", right? It's been hidden, but today it's for Wan'er to see. ”

With a move of Shangguan Wan'er's right hand, the white cat jumped into her arms extremely obediently and let her stroke her soft and slippery back.

……

……

Cui Geng stabilized his mind and told him about the negotiation with Chen Ziang. In the end, he gave Lai Junchen some eye medicine.

He smiled and said: "Obviously, this guy who came to Junchen wanted to use this three-day appointment to provoke the relationship between the lower officials and the upper officials. Shangguan Sheren, you show off your wisdom and look like a torch, you will definitely not fall for the evil of this guy, right? ”

"Oh? Is it? Shangguan Wan'er said slowly: "If the Benshe people are not so good-looking, and come up to Junchen's evil deeds, what are you going to do Erlang?" ”

Isn't this a bar lift?

Cui Geng was depressed for a while, and his eyes rolled and said: "Even if Shangguan Sheren is smart and confused for a while, but you are kind-hearted, you will definitely not die without help." Therefore, Chen Ziang had to be released in the end. As for the lower officials...... Of course, Brother Ang is here to thank you for your life. ”

Shangguan Wan'er raised her eyebrows and said reluctantly: "Oh? So what if the people of Bensha are confused for a while, and they are not so kind-hearted? ”

Flutter~~

Before Cui Geng could speak, Princess Taiping couldn't help laughing out loud and said, "Just now, I asked the palace not to embarrass Cui Zuo, but now you are an aunt, but you are not soft at all." ”

The corners of Shangguan Wan'er's mouth twitched slightly, and said, "Hmph, haven't you heard that people are one by one?" I think of myself as an aunt, and Cui Shushu may not be willing to be this nephew and son-in-law. ”

This is really not wrong Cui Geng. If he marries Lu Lihua, then there is nothing to say, he has to follow Lu Lihua to Shangguan Wan'er as his aunt, but he is married to Lu Ruolan. To tell the truth, Lu Ruolan worships Lu Xiong as her godfather, and it is a bit far-fetched to call Shangguan Wan'er an aunt, not to mention his cheap son-in-law?

But now, in order to save Chen Ziang, Cui Geng couldn't care so much, so he hurriedly hit the snake with the stick, and said: "Since Chen Ziang is my good friend, he is also your junior." Auntie, you have a lot of them, so spare him this time. ”

"That's pretty much it." Shangguan Wan'er stroked the white cat's supple tail and said, "Since your aunt has called, the people of this house will also take a step back." It is not difficult for me to spare Chen Ziang, as long as he does not write poetry in the future. ”

"This ......" Cui Geng smiled bitterly: "Speaking from the heart, my aunt's concession is not small, but Chen Ziang is a donkey temper, I'm afraid he won't agree!" ”

When Shangguan Wan'er heard this, her face sank at that time, and she said coldly: "If he doesn't agree, is it easy to provoke the people of Benshe?" Let this step, the Benshe people have done their duty. If he seeks his own death, no wonder Bensheren is ruthless! ”

Aim~~

As she spoke, she twisted her right hand hard, and the white cat couldn't help but scream, and ran away.

Damn, this little lady who looks delicate is really ruthless!

It was only now that Cui Geng connected the person in front of him with the Shangguan Wan'er in history.

In short, this is a trumpet Wu Zetian! Assuming that she changed places and strangled her own daughter to death in order to achieve her goal, she might not be able to do it. What's more, it's to kill a little Chen Ziang?

Shangguan Sheren was angry...... There is a way, there will always be a way......" Cui Geng thought about it and said: "What the little son-in-law means, don't you just want Shangguan to carry forward?" In fact, it doesn't matter whether Chen Ziang writes poetry or not in the future. ”

Shangguan Wan'er said: "Erlang, your words are a bit strong, Chen Ziang is unparalleled, if he always adheres to the original style of writing, the world will think that Shangguan is outdated, how can it be called unimportant?" ”

"How could that be?" Cui Geng said in a big way: "If he makes one poem, I, Cui Feijiang, will make ten poems in Shangguan style, and completely crush him to lose his temper!" ”

If today's famous poets are not accepted, if you want to compete with Chen Ziang, you have to say that you have to say that it is Cui Feijiang!

Shangguan Wan'er's eyes suddenly lit up, and she said, "Is that really the case?" ”

"That's nature. If you don't believe me, listen up......"

Cui Genglang chanted: "At the beginning of Yexia Dongting, Sijun is more than 10,000 miles. The fragrance of the dew is cold, and the moon falls in the void. If you want to play Jiangnan song, you can covet the book of Jibei. There is no other meaning in the book, but a long time away. ”

"Well, yes, very good!"

Shangguan Wan'er is no longer a light in her eyes, but a light in her eyes!

She said excitedly: "This poem is tactful, the love is hidden inside and the hair is outside, which can be said to have won the true meaning of Shangguanti." Shangguan has characters like Erlang, why not carry it forward? ”

Cui Gengxin said nonsense, this poem was originally written by you later, and it is your masterpiece "Coloring Book Resentment", can you not feel good?

He got cheap and behaved, and said: "Aunt thinks that this poem is still eye-catching? ”

"It's too eye-catching, is there anything else?"

"Of course, you listen to this one again: climbing a mountain for a long time, it is the beginning of spring. Knotting the street filling technique, Lu Yan is full of dwellings. Dou Xuemei vomited first, and the frightened willow was not comfortable. Straight to the sunset, not afraid of wine and dignity. ”

……

In this way, Cui Geng copied more than ten poems in a row, and the first capital was Shangguan Wan'er's later masterpiece, which scratched the itch of the beauty.

After Shangguan Wan'er heard this, her breathing gradually became heavier, and her beautiful eyes were full of brilliance, and she couldn't wait to treat Cui Geng as a confidant in her life.

Seeing that Shangguan Wan'er had the intention of relieving her mouth, Princess Taiping was a bystander: "Cao Zijian made a poem in seven steps, and that was also a poem." Bengong doesn't believe that you can make so many poems in one breath! Don't ask, these poems are your old work. Chen Ziang makes one poem, and you can make the promise of ten poems, which is not very reliable. ”

Cui Geng was arrogant, shrugged his shoulders, and said, "Then how do you say this matter should be verified?" Do you want me to do ten more poems? ”

"Ten more songs doesn't mean anything. Unless ......"

"How?"

"Proposition is poetry!"

"I ......"

Cui Geng was a little dumbfounded at the time, he was not afraid to make another twenty poems, there are more than 30 poems that Shangguan Wan'er has passed down to future generations? Even if it's not enough, you can still fill it up with other poems of similar style.

But this proposition is troublesome to make a poem, who knows what tricky and weird topics Princess Taiping will have? Taking a step back, even if there is really a situation, if it is not Shangguan, it can't pay the difference, right?

Cui Geng was playing a drum in his heart, but his face was as calm as usual, and said, "Please ask the princess to ask the question." ”

"Well, what kind of topic should I give Erlang?" Princess Taiping muttered: "By the way, let's take the theme of daughter incense." ”

"Daughter...... Fragrant? ”

Princess Taiping licked her sweet lips very charmingly, nodded and said: "Yes, not only do you want to write about your daughter's fragrance, but also write about it very fragrantly, I don't know if Erlang's talent can do it?" ”

Shangguan Wan'er felt that Princess Taiping's request was too much, and said, "Erlang may still be a child, isn't it too embarrassing to write this?" ”

Princess Taiping said disappreciatively: "Cui Shu also wrote a poem of resentment just now, could it be that he is a woman?" Hongu thinks that there is nothing wrong with this topic. ”

He also threatened: "In addition, Cui Shu, don't forget that Chen Ziang's crime of entering the Luoyang Prison is to steal the treasures of the palace." If you want to let him out, it's useless to just have Wan'er agree. ”

The situation is stronger than people, and Cui Geng can only respond: "Okay, then the lower officials will do their best." ”

Daughter Xiang ...... Daughter Xiang ......

Cui Geng thought about it carefully, not to mention whether it was appropriate for the situation, it seems that there is not even a poem on this topic!

Damn, did I provoke you? Princess Taiping, this sassy fox, is really embarrassing!

The more Cui Geng thought about it, the more anxious he became, and a thin layer of cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Princess Taiping observed her words, yawned and said: "By the way, this palace forgot to say, it is not enough to make a song "Daughter Xiang", to prove that you Cui Fei will overpower Chen Ziang's strength, and you can do the same topic...... Ten songs! ”

Cui Geng wants to cry without tears, he can't do one song, how can he make ten songs...... Eh, there is!

The word "ten" made his mind flutter for a while, and his eyes suddenly brightened.

Cui Geng stood up and said proudly: "Isn't it just ten daughters of incense?" What's so hard about that? Princess, please listen: the green silk is seven feet long, and it is used for inner makeup; I don't know how to sleep on the pillow, and I feel the fragrance of green clouds. ”

Princess Taiping originally wanted to tease Cui Geng and see his embarrassment. Unexpectedly, this shy and handsome gentleman really made it according to the topic!

She was slightly stunned and said, "Well, this poem is also pertinent." However, it's a pity that the fragrance is slightly insufficient. ”

Cui Gengdao: "Then you listen to the next one: the red silk is strong, and the white jade light is light; Try to open the chest to explore, and Yubi is crispy. ”

"Phew! I can't imagine that Erlang you can even make this kind of poem, I really misread you before! Shangguan Wan'er understood in an instant, her cheeks couldn't help but turn crimson, and she took a sip, showing her little daughter's style.

However, this poem was very popular with Princess Taiping, and said: "This palace didn't expect that Erlang would be so knowledgeable and interesting." Good, good, very good, uh...... And what about the remaining eight? ”

"Hibiscus loses its new look, and the lotus flower loses its old makeup; The two are always comparable, but they can be like pink cheeks. ”

"Anything else?"

Cui Geng had already exhausted his discipline at this time, and said, "What kind of grub is it?" The long beard learns the phoenix; Last night, on the arms, it should provoke the fragrance on the neck. ”

……

In this way, he read the "Ten Fragrance Words" in one breath, and finally ended with "Cough saliva thousand flowers brewed, skin lily packed." It's nothing more than looking at the sinking water, and being born full of incense" as the end.

According to legend, these ten poems are written by Xiao Yanyan, a famous talented woman in history, with beautiful words, graceful and exquisite, and extremely fragrant.

When Shangguan Wan'er and Princess Taiping heard the end, they finally realized that this is not just ten fragrant poems, but also the whole process of love between a man and a woman.

can write this kind of thing fragrant but not obscene, arousing reverie without a single obscene word, this Cui Erlang's talent is really limitless, this Cui Erlang's character is ...... Belch...... That's it.

Shangguan Wan'er said hatefully: "If you hadn't hooked up with countless women, how could you write such a wonderful poem in an instant?" I really don't know if Ruolan married you a blessing or a curse! ”

Cui Geng hurriedly called out to Mantianqu and said, "Auntie, don't let Ruolan know about this." Actually, I'm really a child, and it's pure imagination to write this, pure imagination! ”

"Oh? Is Xiao Langjun really a child man? Princess Taiping's voice was a little hoarse, and she said, "Just relying on imagination, it's really a waste of your talent, or let's ......."

"Li Lingyue!" Shangguan Wan'er interrupted loudly: "Erlang is different from your faces, you are not allowed to beat him!" ”

"Well, I won't beat his idea. Your own fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders! ”

I~Day!

Although it is said that you are thirty like a wolf and forty like a tiger, but you are a dignified princess of Zhou, can you not be so dirty?

Cui Geng was afraid that she would say something ugly again, so he quickly changed the topic and said, "Auntie, you see, the son-in-law is so sincere, can you raise your hand in Chen Ziang's matter?" ”

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