Chapter 587, The Monkey Was Abused

What's more, the treatment of the red star, the lowest salary is one hundred and ten taels of silver a month, twenty taels who will put it in his eyes, no way, Prince Kang was ruthless, and gave an extra fifty taels, and each guard gave a red envelope, this effect is different, everyone sees that Prince Kang is so 'sensible', and he comforted him with kind words, "Our helper doesn't want to see you, you don't want us to touch the nails, this will be the kung fu boss and a few hall masters are busy discussing big things, you have to be patient or wait, maybe the boss sees that you are old." , as soon as my heart softened, I agreed to see you. ”

Prince Kang wants to cry without tears, isn't this nonsense, dare to love this silver is given away for nothing, Wei Xiaobao's means of fishing for silver Prince Kang has been taught, I can't imagine that her subordinates are such masters, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, what he said is true, this cold day, it is strange that my old bones are not frozen to death, isn't it just a dog, as for? It's all my troublesome girl, hey, who made me her Laozi, I can only fight for her.

Standing for another hour, not to mention Prince Kang, even the soldiers who accompanied Prince Kang were a little unbearable, swaying in the wind one by one, shivering, trembling in their legs, shaking their shoulders, and moving like a robot on the string, Prince Kang's face was flushed, his hands were rubbed, he was panting, and a layer of ice was formed on his nose and lips.

Two hours later, the Red Star guard finally changed the guard, and the original group happily rubbed their hands and went back to the house to play cards and play money, and before leaving, they did not forget to glance at Prince Kang with the eyes of a fool, and said in their hearts, "King Ningre, Brother Mo Yalong, remember this and keep it for life." ”

Three hours later, Wei Xiaobao was restless and had no intention of gambling, looking at Wei Xiaobao restless, looking restless, Yue Shuai smiled, glanced at the monkey, the monkey understood, got up and smiled and said, "Brother Long, I'll go out for a while, I drank too much in the morning, go and drain the excess water in the body." ”

Seeing that his younger siblings were not there, Wei Xiaobao laughed and said, "You kid honestly explain, did you grab milk from your 'son' to drink, we can't be so immoral, when your son is born, when he grows up, he knows that you will withhold his grain and grass, so I have to fight with you." Everyone laughed, the shy monkey with a small face and a monkey butt was as brilliant as she finished speaking, and as soon as she finished speaking, the monkey wife, the tough eldest sister, walked in from outside the door.

"Hey, it's all here, why are you laughing so lively, tell me about it." The eldest sister is refreshing, not shy, she is familiar with people, Wei Xiaobao and others usually don't have any fights, everyone gets along very well, Wei Xiaobao smiled and said, "It's nothing, the monkey said that his younger sister abused him, and he sued us, and asked me to help him make the decision, hey, I'm the boss, I'm worried about my life." ”

"Hmph, monkey, come over to me." After listening to what Wei Xiaobao said, the monkey broke out in a cold sweat, and said in his heart, "Isn't this a pastime for me, deliberately provoking our husband and wife to 'fight between the two countries', my family, don't you know that it belongs to the tiger, and it can eat people when it is fierce." ”

The monkey plucked up his courage and said loudly, "It's nothing, Brother Long is joking with you, you are really serious, you don't have a long brain, right, you don't have the ability to distinguish between right and wrong, okay, go back to the house, don't be embarrassed with me here." ”

"Ah, Brother Long, look at this monkey, just a few days after I passed the door, he bullied me like this, how can this slave family live in the future, you have to make the decision for me." After hearing this, Wei Xiaobao understood a truth, what a strong woman, she also likes to complain and make small reports.

Wei Xiaobao smiled bitterly, "Which one of you two are singing, you will talk about him for a while, she will say you for a while, she will say you for a while, as the saying goes, it is difficult for a Qing official to cut off family affairs, I don't care, you can solve it yourself." ”

After listening to what Wei Xiaobao said, the monkey wife rubbed her hands excitedly, and smiled embarrassedly at Wei Xiaobao, "Brother Long, then you're welcome." After speaking, he turned around and grabbed the monkey, with both hands, the small body of the monkey of 100 catties was lifted above his head by his wife, and the monkey was carried into the house by his wife on his back to 'lecture'.

Wei Xiaobao waved his hand at everyone, everyone quietly stuck to the wall, and Brother Xuezu played 'Voyeurism is not guilty'.

I heard a plop in the house, and the monkey was thrown to the ground, and then oops, oops, let out a scream, it seems that it was 'loosened', and the monkey's wife scolded in a gong-like voice, "If you don't care for one day, you will be uncomfortable, and if you don't care for three days, you will go to the room to uncover the tiles, right, you can endure it, see how I clean you up." ”

Then there was a burst of punching and kicking, mixed with endless shouting and scolding, the sound of the monkey killing a pig did not stop, Wei Xiaobao and the others, you look at me, I look at you, my face was flushed and I wanted to laugh but dared to laugh, and I heard the sound of the monkey begging for mercy from the house, "Xiao Tiantian, little baby, little girl, you can spare me, Brother Long, they are still outside, can we remember the account first, and then calculate it later, and save some face for your man, okay?" You don't want your man to be poked in the back and laughed at, do you? ”

Wei Xiaobao couldn't hold it back, she was still Xiao Tiantian, Xiao Yantian, that mother-in-law was in her thirties, her body was generally wide from top to bottom, five big and three thick in length, she wanted to have no figure, she wanted to look like nothing, she called her Xiao Tiantian, she was afraid of the world, and she was the only one, it is estimated that this title was also forced out by the quilt, it seems that the monkey is kneeling on the washboard, and he is a man to do his job, hey...... What a tragic word, for the monkey is a 'tragic experience', Wei Xiaobao and others can only collectively mourn for him for three minutes to express deep sympathy.

"Okay, see that you are still obedient, and you know how to save face, remember, if you want me to save face for you, you have to be obedient, so let's do it, if you promise to give the old lady five times at night, I will spare you." After hearing this, Wei Xiaobao and others fainted collectively, they were too strong, and openly 'asked for bribes', of course, not asking for money, but asking for 'gold-guns', thirty like a wolf, forty like a tiger, the ancients did not deceive me, fortunately, Lao Tzu is enough man.

The monkey reluctantly agreed, the fat sister smiled, and the flowers and branches trembled and helped the monkey out, the two looked like indescribable affection, endless affection, and nine times out of ten they would be deceived by their own eyes. So don't trust what your eyes see too much, sometimes your ears hear more realistically.

Taking advantage of the monkey going out to 'release water', Wei Xiaobao and others saw the fat sister go out, the fat sister just went out on the front foot, everyone plopped and pounced and couldn't get up with laughter, the taste of holding back for a long time was not comfortable, and the four eyes said, "The monkey's mouth is really fierce, no wonder the monkey secretly said, he is a woman enough, it turns out that this kid has a masochistic fetish, it is really unexpected, I will see how he fights with me in the future, if he provokes me again, I will run a tabloid, and it will be named the story that the monkey and the tiger have to say, Brother Long, how do you say?" ”

"Yes, one is a monkey, the other is a tigress, this name is apt, it seems that the eyes of the four eyes are not white-branded, and there is a lot of ink in the stomach, so you can simply change your career to become a military advisor in the future." Wei Xiaobao nodded in praise, and did not hesitate to speak, everyone laughed and nodded in agreement. (To be continued.) )