Chapter 515: Drink a donkey to quench your thirst
The reason why Cui Geng came up with the bad idea of letting Princess Taiping accept the face is mainly inspired by the records of later generations.
In the records, Cui Yu once shamelessly committed adultery with Princess Taiping and then with Shangguan Wan'er, not only that, but also introduced his two brothers, Cui Di and Cui Li, to these two beauties.
Therefore, Cui Geng had an idea and thought: The old Cui family is full of talents, what is the difficulty of finding a few people to be teachers for the inmates of Chengjun Prison?
Since in history, Cui Xiang did Shangguan Wan'er's face without discipline, and now it should be no problem for him to take on a false name. As for whether they will fake it or not in the future, they can't care so much. Anyway, a baby ~ woman, a good ~ lust ** silk, no one can talk about suffering, each takes what he needs.
Now that Princess Taiping asked, Cui Geng immediately introduced the Cui family brothers. Of course, not only the three Cui brothers, but also Cui Qi, who is proficient in arithmetic, and Cui Chenggou, who is proficient in law.
At the beginning, Cui Geng was in Huangcheng Village, competing with the young talents of the Boling Cui clan, although he relied on the memory of later generations to win these two, but he understood that if you want to talk about real kung fu, others are far above him.
After hearing this, Princess Taiping frowned slightly, and said, "Why are they all Cui family?" Isn't that a little too deliberate? ”
"Uh......" Cui Geng smiled bitterly and said, "In a hurry, the officials can only find people from their own clan." ”
"Then you just said that they are all erudite and handsome, it won't be an exaggeration, right?"
"Don't worry, princess, it's absolutely true."
"That's ......"
Princess Taiping pondered for a long time, then suddenly smiled, and said, "It's not difficult to get this princess to promise to help Erlang, but it's ...... You have to promise me one thing. ”
"What's the matter?"
"In addition to these brothers, you are also my face!"
"I ......" Cui Geng was speechless for a while.
"What? You don't agree? Princess Taiping was really angry this time, and said: "This princess doesn't understand, I only ask for a spring breeze, and I won't let you abandon your wife and children, is it possible to wronged you Cui Erlang?" ”
"What ...... this?"
Cui Geng can't say that he doesn't want to go out to buy something, and he meets seven or eight "comrades-in-arms", right? That's too hurtful, too. However, if you don't say that, how can you refuse Princess Taiping's good intentions?
Suddenly, his eyes rolled and he remembered a joke from later generations.
The teacher asks in class, "What is your ideal?" Someone replied, money and beauty. The teacher is furious, vulgar! The other replied, career and love. The teacher praised it and said, "Lofty and noble!"
It can be seen that if the same thing is said from different angles, the effect is very different.
Thinking of this, Cui Geng suddenly made a move, held Princess Taiping's wrist, and said in a low voice: "Princess, I love you." Do you know? From the first time I met you, I fell in love with you. You are noble, graceful, and deeply attracted me with every smile and smile. I've had countless dreams, and every dream has you; I've had countless fantasies, and in every one of them is you; I've prayed hundreds of times, and in every prayer you ......"
Okay, Cui Geng is really willing to spend the money, and copy a few paragraphs of classic love stories from later generations, every word is beautiful, and every sentence is affectionate.
These words are not only easy to understand and full of affection, but also do not use the language habits of the Tang Dynasty, and even have psychological content in them, how has Princess Taiping ever seen this kind of battle?
She originally had a lot of good feelings for Cui Geng because of the similarities between Cui Geng and Xue Shao, and after listening to these love words, she felt that she couldn't resist it.
Suddenly, the feeling of seeing Xue Shao for the first time surged into Princess Taiping's heart.
In a trance, Cui Geng's handsome face gradually became one with her deceased husband.
Suddenly, Li Lingyue blushed and was hot, like a girl with a spring and a lover at the beginning.
"Erlang, you...... You say that...... How can people say it so well? Princess Taiping lowered her head, and Xia Fei's cheeks were like a shy little woman.
However, she immediately felt that she was too weak now, and said, "Okay, isn't it just Chunxiao once, being a dewy couple?" Look at what you say, it seems to be serious. Come, Erlang, let's go to the couch! ”
"No, princess, you misunderstood!" Cui Geng hurriedly said to the poor dagger: "It is precisely because I like you so much that I don't want to be your face, let alone be a dewy couple with you." ”
"What did you say?" Princess Taiping's face suddenly fell.
Cui Geng stared at her eyes and said, "I said, I want to have a spring breeze with you, because ...... I'm afraid I can't stand it! Every time I think of you and other men, my heart is like a knife, I can't sleep at night, and I even want to break your male pets into pieces, including Si Li Cheng Gao Jian! Now, if you find another man after I get you, I'm afraid I won't be able to stand it......"
As he spoke, Cui Geng squatted down in pain and said, "I'...... I can't stand it! When the time comes, I don't know what I'm going to do. I don't know, can I still live? Princess, can you promise me that after the spring breeze is over, we will not look for anyone else? ”
"Erlang, you are such a poor little boy!"
Princess Taiping was really confused by Cui Geng, and she only thought that he had a deep love for herself, and suddenly a tenderness flooded in her heart.
Of course, that's all, and if she wants to give up the whole forest for a big tree, that's not willing.
Princess Taiping helped Cui Geng up and said, "Okay, this palace won't force you." Later, when you figure it out, my door here is always open for you. Even if you didn't figure it out...... If you encounter any difficulties, just come to me! ”
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Cui Geng secretly breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Then the matter of Chengjun Prison ......"
Princess Taiping smiled narrowly and said, "Didn't the palace say it just now?" As long as Jiro agrees to be my face, there will be no problem. Now that you didn't say yes, of course I can't help it. ”
"You ......" Cui Geng's face was full of astonishment.
"Okay, I'm not going to tease you." Princess Taiping said softly: "Of course, this palace is reluctant to embarrass Erlang. Well, so be it, you can do it if you don't make a real face of the five products. But, on the surface, you have to admit it. ”
In fact, now, Princess Taiping is just an ordinary princess in the eyes of ordinary people, and they don't know that she has participated in a lot of political affairs.
Therefore, if someone does such a beautiful and beautiful person's love ~ person, people will only praise that person for being blessed and will not have other ideas. For example, Si Licheng Gao Jian, this princess of Taiping's public lover ~ person, has a very good reputation.
But Cui Geng knew that with Princess Taiping's politics in the future, her reputation would take a sharp turn for the worse. Even her love~ people will be regarded by the world as greedy for wealth and despise.
So, with a sad face, he said, "Why? ”
"What? You don't want that? Princess Taiping was dissatisfied: "Aren't you just worried that after sleeping with me, you will be jealous of those beautiful men?" Now it's just a false name, what does it affect you? ”
Cui Geng was really stopped by her, so he had to say: "But if I have a false name, it won't do you any good to the princess?" ”
Princess Taiping's eyes flashed with excitement, and she said, "Why is it not good?" You can prop up the field for Hongu! I thought this loss was a certainty, but I didn't expect God to send Erlang to you, God really helped me! ”
Cui Geng instantly had the feeling of pretending to be someone else's boyfriend in the future life, and said in surprise: "What? Hold up the field? Could it be that you have a love affair with a princess~ person, don't fall in love with empathy?