Feng Sicai sighed, shook his head and said: "This Turkic envoy Sai Muchao was particularly rude to Zhang Tingshi after coming to Yangzhou, and Wei couldn't look past it at that time, so he argued with him for a few words. At the time......"

Feng Sicai told what had happened.

Don't look at Wei Miao, who doesn't like to talk, but his brain is flexible, every sentence is to the point, and if he doesn't argue for a while, Sai Muchao can't support it.

Finally, he took out a fruit, "This is the unique 'dumb fruit' of our Turks." After eating, it will be dumb for three months. I don't know if Wei Senjun dares to make a bet with this envoy, whoever loses will eat this fruit. ”

Wei Miao secretly thought in his heart, if Sai Muchao loses, after eating the dumb fruit, he can't trouble Lord Thorn Shi anymore, this business can be done. So he nodded and said, "I don't know what the envoy wants to bet on??" ”

Sai Muchao said: "This envoy wants to compete with you in a hurry!" ”

Wei Miao was happy to hear this, don't look at him talking outwardly, but that was under normal circumstances.

When it comes to tongue twisters, ordinary people really can't compare to him, so they nodded in agreement.

But this time, Wei Miao was fooled, and Sai Muchao said it was an urgent command in Turkic!

Wei Miao was defeated, willing to gamble and lose, ate the "dumb fruit", and was severely humiliated by Sai Muchao.

……

After Cui Geng heard this, although he was angry in his heart, he was not confused, and asked, "After eating that dumb fruit, can you really recover in three months?" ”

Feng Sicai said: "I have heard about the rumors about the dumb fruit a long time ago, so this should not be wrong." In fact, it won't take three months, and you can speak again after a month, and it's almost fine in more than two months. ”

"Then I'll be relieved." Cui Gengchang breathed a sigh of relief and said, "However, this matter is not over!" Damn, I've taken this stubble! ”

After speaking, he shook his spirits and returned to the high platform.

smiled coldly at Sai Muchao and said, "Special Envoy Sai, I didn't expect you to make a bet with Wei Senjun just now." There's nothing to say, your school official has taken it! But there is one section, which is both an examination school and a gambling contract. If you can't pass the exam, you have to taste one of this dumb fruit. ”

"No problem!" Sai Muchao is very conceited.

Immediately, the two sides agreed on the details of the examination, a total of three questions. Sai Mu out of two test Cui Geng, Cui Geng out of one test Sai Mu Chao, the two sides won two out of three games!

After the agreement, Sai Muchao announced to the audience in a loud voice: "Everyone, please listen, I am the Turkic envoy Sai Muchao. When I came to Yangzhou City today, I heard that the people of your country are outstanding and want to meet the heroes of Yangzhou for a while. If this bet is lost, the rumors will be admitted. If this envoy wins, hum, then it means that you are Yangzhou...... and even the heroes of the entire Tang Dynasty, but that's it! ”

There is no doubt that this guy has linked this gambling fight with the dignity of the two countries in order to take credit after returning to China!

Not to mention, today's Central Plains people are very proud, but they can't stand the excitement of foreigners, and the audience is suddenly angry!

"Cui County Order, kill him!"

"It's ridiculous, a small envoy of a feudal country dares to gamble with our Cui Qingtian, I really don't know whether to live or die!"

"Hehe, this is called the frog at the bottom of the well, Yelang is arrogant!"

……

……

Sai Muchao listened to these sarcastic words, but there was no shame on his face.

When the voice in the audience gradually lowered, he said loudly: "It seems that you are very optimistic about Cui County's order?" It doesn't matter, in a common saying of your Datang, it's a mule or a horse, let's take it out for a walk. ”

As he spoke, he took out a brocade box from his sleeve pocket, opened it, and found something inside.

Under the light of the sun, this thing is shining, shiny, beautiful, dazzling eyes!

Sai Muchao exalted this thing and said: "This product is from the land of Taixi, called 'Tears of the Gods', also known as 'Thor's Wrath". It is rumored to be a divine creature in the heavens, and nothing is vulnerable to it. ”

At this time, a Turkic companion walked up to the high platform and handed over a porcelain beauty statue more than three feet high.

Sai Muchao first used a sword to cut the beauty statue, and the final result was, of course, that the beauty statue was unharmed.

Then, he used that kind of sparkling thing to cut the neck of the porcelain beauty.

Gazzi~~

After a screeching sound, the beauty's head fell in response!

Smack!

The beauty's head was shattered, and Sai Muchao's face showed a smug smile, "Our Turkic army, just like this 'Thor's Fury', is invincible!" Now the question is, Cui County Order, I don't know if Da Zhou has the same sharp weapon, which can compete with the Wrath of Thor in my hands? ”

“……”

As soon as the words fell, the audience was silent.

Thor's Fury? Tears of the gods? Not to mention that I haven't seen anything like this, I haven't even heard of it!

Can cut the porcelain hard, how hard does this thing have to be ~ hard? The legendary sword and sword can't do it!

Could it be that this thing is really a heavenly artifact? Is our big Zhou really pill?

Sai Muchao glanced around, and said, "In this way, this special envoy will relax the conditions for the gambling game again, not limited to Cui County's order, but also everyone present." Whoever can provide the weapon to defeat the Tears of the Gods will be considered to be the one who loses. ”

"I wonder who dares to come on stage?"

"I wonder who dares to come on stage?"

"I wonder who dares to come on stage?"

He shouted three times in a row, but no one answered, and he became more and more proud, "It is said that Yangzhou is a god and a god, and the Great Zhou is the kingdom of heaven." See you today, but Erer, but Erer. Ha ha! Ha ha! ”

Sai Muchao's laughter was so loud that he was so ashamed that almost all the Central Plains people present lowered their heads, except for Cui Geng!

He seemed to be smiling, staring at Sai Muchao quite playfully, his eyes seemed to be looking at a clown!

Sai Muchao was stared at by him for a while, and said angrily: "What are you looking at? Speak! Do you think that if you don't speak, you can not admit defeat? ”

Cui Geng shrugged his shoulders and said lazily: "Hehe, it's not that the official doesn't speak. Rather, I don't know how to say it. ”

"I don't know what to say? You admit defeat happily, isn't it over? ”

"Throw in the towel? Which ear do you hear that this official is about to admit defeat? Cui Geng smiled and said, "What does this official mean...... There are too many ways to crack your "Thor's Fury", and I really don't know which one to choose. ”

"Hahaha......"

Sai Mu laughed loudly, "There are still many ways? Cui County Order, you brag! ”

"What? But the envoy doesn't believe it? But I wonder how many so-called Thor's Fury you have? ”

"Two."

"That's right, this official is in front of the big guy, using two different methods to crack your bullshit Thor's wrath!"

Others can't think of a single way, Cui Geng's side is casually two methods, not to mention that Sai Muchao doesn't believe it, and the Yangzhou gentry and wealthy businessmen present don't believe it either.

People looked at each other, showing suspicious expressions, and whispered one after another.

Feng Sicai was even instructed by Zhang Qian, walked up to Cui Geng, and said in a low voice: "Cui County Order, to crack the wrath of the thunder god, there is a way to do it." There are two more methods, isn't that a snake to add to it? If the other one messes up, ......"

"No, no, put your heart in your stomach!"

Cui Geng said: "It seems that everyone doesn't believe in Cui someone." Well, this official will first introduce to you what the origin of this so-called Thor Fury is. Actually, it is not a special product in the land of Taixi, Tianzhu also has this thing. It's also called a diamond, or a diamond, and I'll tell you a little story......"

He said that 60 years ago, an envoy from Tianzhu came to Datang, and he also took out a diamond to pretend to be forced, claiming that this thing was a "Buddha's tooth", and nothing was urged.

The Tang Dynasty monarchs and ministers were at a loss, and at this moment, Taishi Ling Fu Yidao revealed the origin of the diamond, saying that he could hit it with antelope horns.

In the end, the diamond shattered in response, and the Tianzhu envoy hid his face and left.

After listening to this story, anyone with a little brain can figure out the cause and effect of this incident.

Tianzhu is the origin of Buddhism, and it is not surprising that there is a study of diamonds.

The Turks are a bunch of barbarians, so they know how to cut such a wonderful diamond by herding horses and feeding sheep?

No need to ask, it must be Sai Muchao who also read this story in the classics, and deliberately managed to buy two diamonds, and then change the name, which made it difficult for everyone.

The audience immediately burst into laughter, with a sarcastic look on their faces - it's not that you can't go out of the school to take the Tianzhu people's exam, but even the means are pirated Tianzhu people, and it's too unproductive, right?

And that's not all.

I only heard Cui Gengdao: "At the beginning, Fu Taishi Ling still gave the Tianzhu envoy face, saying that he had to use precious antelope horns to break the diamond. Actually, there is a better way for this officer...... Feng Changqing! ”

"In!"

"Fetch your axe and an anvil!"

"Whoa!"

Feng Changqing agreed, and it didn't take much effort, so he came to the stage with the things Cui Geng requested.

Feng Changqing walked up to Sai Muchao, spread his hands, and said, "Take it!" ”

Sai Muchao was stunned: "What? ”

Feng Changqing glared at him: "What are you pretending?" Diamond! ”

"I ......"

This diamond is precious, one is up to a thousand!

The Turks are poor, don't look at Sai Muchao's father is a high-ranking ~ official who can count the Turks, whether the family property has more than 10,000 yuan, it's really hard to say.

Sai Muchao took out the diamond, and suddenly there was a pain in his flesh.

But Feng Changqing didn't care about that, he snatched the diamond with his hand, put it on the anvil, exhaled, and said, "Break!" ”

While~~

A shrill sound rang out, and the diamond had turned to powder!

Cui Geng took the opportunity to raise Feng Changqing's arm high and shouted, "What does it mean to be indestructible? This is called indestructible! My big Zhou man, invincible, indestructible! The soldiers of the Great Zhou, ten thousand victories, ten thousand victories, ten thousand victories! Her Majesty, long live long live long live! ”

Honestly, what's the point of breaking a diamond with antelope horns?

Smashing it with a sledgehammer is in line with people's appetite during the Tang Anniversary!

Convincing or not? If you don't accept it, you will be convinced!

If you still don't accept it, you will be beaten to pieces!

Don't pretend, don't talk about it, don't make noise if you can do it!

Coupled with Cui Geng's incitement, the enthusiasm of all the people of Da Zhou present was suddenly ignited.

They shouted in unison: "Great Zhou soldiers, ten thousand victories, ten thousand victories, ten thousand victories!" Her Majesty, long live long live long live! ”

Thousands of people shouted in unison, including Cui Geng, including the wealthy businessmen below, including high-ranking ~ officials and dignitaries, as well as the officials of the fly camp and dogs, and even the hawkers who ran around all day long for their livelihood.

There is even an old Zhang Qian who has always been slippery!

The sound shook the sky, resounding through the sky, at this time, the city is united, and the wind of the prosperous Tang Dynasty fills the heaven and earth!

Sai Muchao was frightened, and with a chance in case, he asked, "Cui County Order, you said there is a second way?" It can't be smashed too, right? In that case, I'm sorry for your reputation as a great power. ”

Cui Geng said: "That's nature. Seeing that your kid is from a barren land, there should be no culture. Before the second method of cracking, the county order will first tell you another story, and then increase your knowledge and culture......"

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