Chapter 789, Lu meets the county lord
This person is not a bystander, but Wei Xiaobao, who is incarnated as a monk 'Weifu Patrol', at this time he is known as Jishi, Wei Xiaobao has come all the way, with a handsome face, coupled with a pair of sharp teeth, begging for food, eating meat and drinking, and has a unique artistic conception. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
When he came, Wei Xiaobao already knew the address of Qingliang Temple in his heart, and he wanted to use the identity of a monk to blend into the temple so that he could find out.
Originally, I wanted to get rid of my hair and get a big bald head that Zeng Mingwa shiny, but Wei Xiaobao thought about it and was very reluctant, and sacrificed the three thousand green silk that he was proud of for an old man - this is the capital of picking up girls.
However, there are many monks in Wutai Mountain, Buddhism is prosperous, eating fasting and turning into fate, sightseeing and appreciating beauty by the way, but it is also very pleasant, seeing that it is about to be noon, the stomach is going to sing the empty city plan again, Wei Xiaobao is helpless, see the front of the mansion, the courtyard wall is tall, the door is wide, the bluestone paving in front of the door, the tall stone lions sit on both sides, mighty and extraordinary, obviously a generous family, Wei Xiaobao is in the middle of the road outside the door, sitting on the ground, and there are words in his mouth. (Actually, it's chirping)
In the distance, the horse stepped on the luan bell, a pair of horse teams came, and there was a big red sedan chair behind him, Wei Xiaobao opened his eyes and saw that the horses were divine horses, all fat and wide, with bright fur and four strong hooves, and they were all first-class Mongolian horses at a glance, and they were all dressed as soldiers, wearing armor and holding scimitars.
The first one is a young man in his early twenties, who is okay in length, with a strong figure, riding a black horse, holding a crescent scimitar in his hand, wearing a hat on his head, wearing a brocade robe, footstool and high boots, and what is amazing is the pair of golden big earrings on his ears, Wei Xiaobao thought about it and understood, these people are Mongolians, looking at this man's extraordinary appearance and well-dressed, he must be a person with some background.
Wei Xiaobao still sat on the ground, pushed the purple gold bowl next to him forward again, closed his eyes again, and chattered, "Huh..." ”
"Amitabha, the poor monk is polite, the donor Hugh wants to be angry, as the so-called, the road leads to the sky, each goes to one side, this road is so spacious, I am a monk, how can I stand in the way?" Wei Xiaobao suppressed his anger and clasped his hands together.
"How can it be!"
Before the man could finish speaking, the sedan curtain was lifted, revealing a woman in the sedan chair, and the woman asked, "Zarhan, what's wrong?" Why the dispute? ”
The voice is crisp, like a yellow warbler, Wei Xiaobao followed the voice, looked up, the woman in the sedan chair, Danfeng eyes, willow eyebrows, muscles like clotted fat, face like Fu powder, a pair of bright big eyes, eyes like autumn water, deep and attractive, as if I had seen it somewhere, Wei Xiaobao smiled at the woman, the woman was suddenly ashamed, and her snow-white face was a touch of redness.
"Back to the county lord, this little monk is in the middle of the road and won't give us way." Zarhan pressed the knife on his waist and suppressed his anger.
"Zarhan, let's not worry about the little monk, let's take a detour, right?" The woman glanced at Wei Xiaobao and said to the young man, and after speaking, the county lord dropped the sedan curtain.
"County lord, how can the official sedan chair be detoured." As he spoke, Zarhan stepped on Wei Xiaobao's calf, and Wei Xiaobao, who was in pain, frowned, and his heart was on fire.
"Stinky monk, you don't give way, don't blame Ben Shuai for being unreasonable, come to someone, and lift the sedan chair over the monk's head." As soon as Zarhan waved his hand, the official sedan chair behind him was lifted.
"Donor, the monk's head is the place where birds and beasts passed, how can you pass the official sedan chair, please think twice."
It's rare to be a monk once, and you actually met such an arrogant person, Wei Xiaobao felt sympathy for those who were monks at this time, he had only been a few days old, and he encountered something unpleasant, wouldn't those who have been for decades... Hey (He didn't want to know who had him sit in the middle of the road.) )
"Come on, carry the sedan chair."
Zarhan ignored it, and with a wave of his hand, everyone carried the official sedan chair to Wei Xiaobao's head, and the sedan chair was carried over on his head, and it was a woman, to say something unpleasant, that is, to pass under the woman's crotch, it was unbearable, Wei Xiaobao couldn't tolerate this, Wei Xiaobao's palm turned over, his palm was up, his palms were forced, and a huge force slammed into the sedan chair on his head, and he heard an explosion, and the sedan chair on his head clicked and exploded, and the woman screamed, and her body flew up more than a foot high.
The woman is obviously good at martial arts, frightened, her body turned in the air, stabilized her figure, and fell, but unfortunately, her legs fell on Wei Xiaobao's knees, and her upper body suddenly fell to the ground, Wei Xiaobao quickly reached out to hug the woman, her arm was forced, and the woman's homeopathy fell into Wei Xiaobao's arms, subconsciously grabbed Wei Xiaobao's shoulders, her body was crooked, her face fell to Wei Xiaobao, and she was kissed by Wei Xiaobao.
The woman was stunned for a long time, a pair of wonderful eyes stared tightly, Wei Xiaobao didn't expect this, he was a monk and was kissed by a woman in public, it was really embarrassing.
"County Lord, are you alright?" Zarhan and others were also shocked.
The woman came to her senses at this time, looked down and saw such an ambiguous posture between the two, and suddenly became embarrassed, her little face was like a peach blossom, and she was not so red! Wei Xiaobao saw the shyness of the woman, smiled at her, it was originally kind, but the woman was even more shy, pushed Wei Xiaobao away, and was about to stand up.
Hearing the sound of "snort", the woman's skirt suddenly tore off a piece, revealing a crystal half of the jade legs, white as jade, tender as if she could pinch out water.
"Ahh
Wei Xiaobao saw that the woman was going to be furious, and hurriedly rushed down to Nunu's mouth, the woman looked down, only to see that the hem of her lower body skirt was just pressed under the feet of the monk, no wonder together, the skirt would be torn, the woman was annoyed and angry, and the right palm slapped at Wei Xiaobao's face, Wei Xiaobao lowered his head, flashed over, and saw that the woman was about to move again, Wei Xiaobao picked up the purple gold bowl on the ground, flashed, and jumped aside.
"Female donor, the monks have no grievances with you, why do you have to force each other, the poor monk has taken his leave."
After speaking, Wei Xiaobao's figure flashed under his feet, his body was like a galloping wind, and he walked out more than ten meters in a blink of an eye.
"Huh? What about people? I was here just now, but I disappeared after a while. ”
chased to a wood, and disappeared Wei Xiaobao's trace, and the county lord looked anxiously left and right.
"Amitabha, the female benefactor, the poor monk is polite."
Before the words fell, a figure floated down from the treetops above the woman's head, "It's you, you stinky monk is so rude, you don't give way to the palace, you still dare... Dare to humiliate me. The woman turned over and dismounted, stepped forward and asked, saying the word humiliation, and bowed her head in shame, not daring to look at Wei Xiaobao again. (To be continued.) )