—— Since you are going to pretend to be a saint in front of Lu Bu, buddy will let you know that it is very terrible for men to be shameless. Sun Yu hugged Diao Chan around, rubbing his fingers on her chest, and soon the two bumps on the hill hardened.

Diao Chan sweats profusely, although she is ruthless to Sun Yu, she also has a certain good impression, after all, she is the only man in the world, and she feels much better about him than for other men, and she borrowed Sun Yu's face from her spring dream just now. It is impossible to be embraced in the arms of a different surname who has a good feeling, and the body does not react.

She hurriedly covered Sun Yu's hand and wrote with her fingers in Sun Yu's palm: "Don't make trouble, don't alarm Bubu." ”

Cut, I'm not a fool, don't make trouble at this time, when will you make trouble? Sun Yu is no longer a naïve scientist, after the edification and infection of the female hooligan and the little witch, the current Sun Yu can be said to be a demon king in the affairs of men and women, he has already understood a truth, women say don't want in their mouths, but they actually want it in their hearts.

Now the situation in the room is so ambiguous, a big beauty is lying next to her, and there is a newly adult Lori taking a bath next to her, as long as she is not a eunuch, she will react at this time. Xiao Sun Yu stood up angrily, and a pillar of optimus pressed against Diao Chan's girl's buttocks, pushing a small pit into her soft skin.

Sun Yu wrote with his finger on Diao Chan's back: "If you don't make trouble, you can't do it, do you feel it?" A man's ** can't be held back. ”

Diao Chan gritted his teeth, and in order not to alarm Bubu, he fought hard! She parted her legs slightly, and pulled her hips back in a gesture of whatever you wanted.

But Sun Yu didn't go any further, he is still a man who adheres to the bottom line in general, he doesn't need to love him without an emotional foundation, and it's just a mistake made by the black light at the beginning, and now he knows that the woman in front of him has no feelings for him, so he can't be too much.

Sun Yu retreated a little, saying that he was no longer making trouble, and Diao Chan breathed a sigh of relief. The two of them lay quietly on the bed, listening to the sound of water made by Lu Bu.

After a long while, Diao Chan suddenly opened his mouth and asked Lu Bu in the bathtub, "Bubu, did you have fun tonight?" ”

Lu Bu grinned and said: "Happy, Gongsun Jun's mansion is really fun, everyone is still playing the game of grabbing lanterns in the dark in the middle of the night, and most of them are playing quietly, not noisy or noisy." Our Dong Zhuojun's people are rigid and boring. ”

"It's good to be happy, if you're happy, my sister is happy." Diao Chan sighed, it's okay, it's already like this with Sun Yu, and I can't get it back, so I'll have a good time when I suffer a little loss in exchange for my sister.

"Bubu, after taking a shower, you can lift the lantern downstairs to a distance and throw it away." Diao Chan said softly: "Anyway, it's useless to rob it, and it will affect the sleeping effect of hanging on the side of the building." ”

Lu Bu nodded, she quickly finished taking a shower, then put on her clothes and went downstairs, took off a large pile of lanterns hanging in front of the small building, and went into the distance.

While Lu Bu was leaving, Sun Yu also hurriedly got dressed and walked out of Diao Chan's small building. Diao Chan didn't have any grudges against him, although her chastity was ruined on Sun Yu, she didn't hate Sun Yu at all. This is due to the general environment of women being inferior to men, and the second is because the defense of men and women in the Han Dynasty was not as strict as that of the Song Dynasty and the Ming and Qing dynasties.

In the Ming and Qing dynasties, women who lost their virginity would be sprayed to death with saliva, but in the Dan Han Dynasty, and even in the later Tang Dynasty, this was a trivial matter.

Diao Chan sent Sun Yu out of the small building, looked at him silently for a while, and then said: "Don't be called the emperor, isn't it good to obediently obey Her Majesty the Empress?" It turned out that Dong Zhuojun's people had already heard that Sun Yu planned to be the emperor, and Diao Chan naturally knew about it.

Belch! Sun Yu shrugged his shoulders unhappily and said, "What if...... I mean, if ...... After I became emperor and defeated Dong Zhuo, where are you going to go? ”

Diao Chan frowned and thought for a while: "Of course, it is to find the emperor and re-establish him as the emperor." I will not admit a usurper fanatic like you. ”

"If Emperor Xian is dead?" Sun Yu continued to ask.

Diao Chan shook his head and said, "Then there are also the sons, daughters, and sisters of Emperor Xian...... No matter what, it won't be your turn, even if you marry Liu Zhang, you are only a relative, and you can't get the unification of the world. ”

"Then let's ......" Sun Yu smiled bitterly: "We are finally close people, you don't help me, but what do you help the son and daughter of the emperor?" ”

Diao Chan pondered for a while and said: "I can't say for sure, in short, I am loyal to Her Majesty the Empress now, and I don't think about anything else." ”

Uh, troublesome women, no wonder Zhuge Liang advised us not to remove the "usurpation" effect of her and Lu Buzhong first, if they don't obey Dong Zhuo's orders, maybe there will be some kind of demon moth.

Sun Yu turned around and wanted to leave, but Diao Chan finally added: "Sun ...... "She originally wanted to call Sun Yu ......, but then she felt that both of them were like this, and she also called Sun Yu a little raw, so she changed her words to find the truth."

"If the Gongsun army is defeated, you don't kill yourself, I will ask Her Majesty the Empress to give me your marriage, so that you can not die." Diao Chan hesitated for a while, and finally said this sentence, it seems that the ambiguity just now still has a little impact on her after all.

Sun Yu nodded and walked away.

The garden at night was quiet, Sun Yu walked for a while, and began to feel unhappy, sister, Lao Tzu was happy to find beauty in the middle of the night, how did it become like this? There must be some conspiracy in between, someone must be playing tricks...... By the way, this kind of silver trick must have been done by that female hooligan. Thinking of this, Sun Yu immediately roared at the dark garden around him: "Zhuge Liang, you come out for me, I know you are using 'reconnaissance' to peek." ”

As soon as the words fell, a light lit up in a small pavilion not far away, and a small figure sat in the pavilion, it was Zhuge Liang, who was wearing a Taoist robe and was smiling.

Sun Yu ran over angrily, grabbed Zhuge Liang, and slapped his ass three times: "Say, what tricks are you playing?" ”

"Let's test Diao Chan's reaction and see if we can lift her 'usurpation' now." Zhuge Liang didn't mind being spanked three times at all, shaking the goose feather fan proudly.

"Aren't you afraid that I will be rude to Diao Chan and be chopped up by the angry Lu Bu?" Sun Yu was furious.

Zhuge Liang spread his hands and said: "Impossible, Diao Chan is not thirsty for killing, and it is even more impossible to agree to Lu Bu to kill, the two battles of Tiger Prison Pass and Chibi both illustrate a problem, Diao Chan and Lu Bu never kill people, you will definitely not die." If you don't believe it, let's make a bet, you rush to the door now, and forcibly push Diao Chan down on the bed in front of Lu Bu, and you won't die afterwards, at most you will be beaten. ”

I rub it, I don't want to try, Sun Yu said angrily: "Why do you always play hooligans in your strategy?" Dare to be serious? Every time I stuff women into my bed, I get so many women to have a fart. ”

"Cut, how can a woman be useless?" Zhuge Liang shook his head and said, "Let me tell you, women are very useful to men. When you're in a good mood, you can drag a woman to the bed, snap, and then you're in a better mood. When you're in a bad mood, you can also drag a woman to the bed, snap, and then your bad mood can get better. When you are too busy to breathe, you can find a woman to press down on the bed and pop, and you will have a sense of pleasure in being busy. When you have nothing to do, find a woman to drag to the bed and pop to pass the boring time. When you ......"

"Stop!" Sun Yu sweated wildly: "You girl, what kind of mess are these." ”

Zhuge Liang smiled evilly: "Hawkers, don't talk about these things or not, anyway, you have something to gain tonight, at least ...... You got a gold medal for avoiding death, even if we really lose to Dong Zhuo in the future, Diao Chan will save your life, do you still think I'm cheating on you? ”

Sun Yu was dumbfounded.

Zhuge Liang continued: "Last time you hummed a song to the soft girl, called "I love you very much", there are no lyrics in it that sing: I want to do something for you, something that makes you happier, so that I can bury my name in your heart, and ask for time to quietly make this kind of seed come true when you are not paying attention. ”

"What we are doing now is to plant a seed in Diao Chan's heart, when this seed bears fruit, we can ask Cai Yan to make a move, remove the 'usurpation' on her, and then Diao Chan Lu Bu will be used by our army, and we will be invincible in the world."

Belch...... Well, count you hard! It's impossible to play hooligans with female hooligans, Sun Yu sighed to himself.

"But, what about my **?" Sun Yu said indignantly: "I came out in the middle of the night to have fun, I didn't come to talk to you about the general trend of the world, I should have hugged Huang Yueying's sister, Qingqing and me." ”

Zhuge Liang laughed, clapped his hand and said, "Seeking the truth, do you know what the relationship between me and Huang Yueying is?" I've been friends with her for many years, do you think I'm going to cheat her? Go back to your own house, Yueying has been waiting for you there for a long time. ”

Sun Yu is overjoyed!

I see, after making a fuss in the middle of the night, Zhuge Liang had already calculated that it would be so big, and in the end I would get nothing, so I still had to go back to my house in disgrace, so I had already asked Huang Yueying to go to me.

I couldn't get half up and down at Diao Chan just now, and it wasn't cool at all, so the next thing is the main event.

Sun Yu sighed, ignored the female hooligan, and ran towards his house.

When I ran to the door, I saw that the little secretary Huan Jie was actually guarding the door, and said with a small mouth: "General, a woman I don't know came here just now, and she refused to leave, saying that she was your old friend." I didn't allow her to go in, but Master Zhuge helped her talk and forced people into your room. ”

Belch? Huang Yueying, why don't you know each other? Could it be that Zhuge Liang took some strange woman out to pit me? Sun Yu stepped into the room, only to see a beautiful and charming girl sitting in the warm light, with picturesque eyebrows, soft and moving, it turned out that ...... It's Huang Yueying who has been whitewashed, no wonder the little secretary doesn't know it, once the coarse grain girl is whitewashed, there are really few people in the Gongsun Army who can recognize it.

"Hey!" Sun Yule: "**A moment is worth a thousand gold, let's ...... the ink"——

Scientists say:

Getting along with people is both simple and complex.

If you're simple, others are simple, and if you're complex, others are complicated.

When the whole yard was full of chickens and dogs, the coarse grain girl waited quietly for me in my house, and it turned out that the simplest way was much more effective than hanging a lantern and then snatching someone else's lantern.

I think I understand what Dugu Nine Swords is, that is, to win with no moves, and to respond to all changes with no change.

Zhuge Liang is a good master, and she has many things worth learning from me.

Sun Yu remembered in the summer of the third year of the demon

(To be continued)