It turned out that the kittens did not rush to the money bag of Sadamizhu, but to the man who sold the mutton!

Doesn't that illustrate...... The pile of copper plates in this money bag, there is no fishy smell?

The copper plate does not smell fishy, which naturally shows that this money bag has nothing to do with the fish girl Sadami beads!

As a result, Tomoguden did not wronged the wrong person!

"King Huaiyang, I'm sorry!"

Just when Cui Geng was stunned, the girl Sadamizhu greeted Cui Geng apologetically, and then fled quickly.

Her skills are extremely agile, and she has disappeared into the crowd!

Depend on!

Sure enough, this beautiful girl is really a thief, judging people by their appearance, what a lost son of Yu!

But Cui Geng wondered, since she has such a "legitimate profession" as a thief, why is she still selling fish? I don't have much money in my purse, and I don't even have enough money to buy these fish.

"Master Pony, what do you think you can do about this?" Tomoguden asked, a bit of a teacher asking for sin.

Cui Geng spread his hands helplessly and said, "Anyway, the person has already run away, and this king can't arrest him back now." Commander Tomoguden, what do you say? ”

"Uh......" Tomoguden thought for a moment and said, "It's not that the official is lying to you, this girl is a habitual offender, not only stealing my money, but also stealing the money of many of my colleagues......"

"Okay, don't talk about it, how much money do you want to give up?" Cui Geng is ready to be knocked hard.

"How can you get five...... Ten runs! ”

"What?" Cui Geng was taken aback.

"Fifty times!" Tomogudin repeated it again.

So little?

Cui Geng was a little confused.

Dare to love this Tomogudeng to catch that Sadami Zhu, he really doesn't want to make money or lust, but he really wants to bring her to justice!

It seems that this time I really did something wrong with good intentions.

What else did he say, he hurriedly beckoned Song Genhai and took out five taels of gold as compensation for Tomogudeng.

After such a mess, Wu Yanxiu's plan to pick up girls was completely lost, so she had to turn around stupidly. As he walked, he muttered in his mouth, "A beautiful woman, but a thief", and couldn't help sighing.

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After a day's rest in the town of Tsing Sha, the Heqin delegation continued on the road.

There is a way that the love field is frustrated, and the officialdom is proud.

Perhaps it was the Turks who opened their minds to the fact that from the day they left Qingsha Town, the Turkic officials who passed through along the way became enthusiastic about the peace mission. Although there are still no special officials to greet them, whenever they go to a place with abundant water and grass, the tribes they meet will be warmly welcomed.

Although Yan Zhiwei is a villain who is greedy for life and afraid of death, he is indeed good at dancing with long sleeves, but he is also happy with the guests.

On this day, the Heqin delegation arrived at the Turkic town of Tugucheng.

The Turks are nomadic people, living in pursuit of water and grass, except for the five courts in the southeast, northwest, and northwest, there are only six cities, and this ancient city is one of them.

Not only that, Tugucheng is also the city with the highest degree of Turkic sinicization, and there is a large amount of arable land outside the city.

Generally speaking, even in the capital of the Turkic state, there were felt tents everywhere, and the khan also lived in the felt tents.

The city lord of the ancient city is called Liu Yandao, although he is a Turk, but he admires the Han style, not only gives himself a Han name, but also imitates Chang'an Luoyang to transform the ancient city, which has the charm of Erjing.

Knowing that the envoy was coming, he took the civil and military officials of the city out of the city twenty miles to greet him, and politely welcomed everyone into the city lord's mansion.

That night, in the main hall house.

Liu Yandao gave an order, the maids shuttled, the pipa sounded, all kinds of wine and delicacies were served at a low price, and everyone drank happily.

At the banquet, it was quite confusing, the city lord Liu Yandao had a general attitude towards the authentic horse master Wu Yanxiu, but he was very enthusiastic about Cui Geng and frequently raised his glass.

The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors.

Liu Yandao suddenly coughed lightly and said, "Cui Changshi, your poem "Famous Moon in the Qin Period" is well-known, and it can be called a swan song for the ages. But...... It's a bit of a fly in the ointment! ”

Cui Geng sighed and asked, "What fly in the ointment?" The lord of the castle came to hear it. ”

The first two sentences are fine, but the last two are inappropriate. But to make the dragon city fly will not teach Humadu Yin Mountain. You Central Plains people call us Turkic people Hu people, doesn't this poem mean to be our Turkic enemies? Liu Yan said matter-of-factly.

Cui Geng shook his head slowly and said, "City Lord Liu's words are wrong! Don't teach Humadu Yin Mountain, the intention is to guard. The official thinks that as long as you Turks keep to yourself, this battle will not be fought. ”

"That's not right either." Liu Yandao drank a glass of wine by himself and said, "Now that you and I have made peace with each other, we should be like a family." Your poem is full of strong hostility to my great Turks, which is very inappropriate! ”

"You Turks are so messy and messy!"

Song Genhai sneered and said, "This poem was written by my family a few years ago, and he didn't know that the two countries would make peace in a few years. Isn't that a strong argument when you say that? ”

Liu Yandao said with a smile: "Of course, the city lord is not a fool! I mean, Qin Shi Mingyue is widely sung, and there is no way to change it. But Cui Changshi made a poem again, overshadowing Qin Shi Mingyue's poem, wouldn't this matter be solved perfectly? ”

Even if you make another good poem, at best, there is one more good poem in the world, how can you completely eliminate the influence of the previous poem?

Liu Yandao's words are not nonsense to Cui Geng's ears, but better than nonsense!

Cui Geng gently put down the cup and said, "City Lord Liu, what if this official can't make the other poem you said?" ”

Liu Yandao also put the cup on the table and said, "That shows that Cui Changshi has no sincerity towards Heqin!" A glimpse of the whole leopard shows that your Da Zhou is also insincere about the matter of harmony! ”

"Yes, make a good poem quickly, otherwise your Great Zhou is not sincere to our Great Turks!"

"If you want to marry our princess, how can you do it without some sincerity?"

"It's a big deal, we're going to break up with you Central Plains people!"

"If you provoke us, we will chop you up first, and then set foot on the Central Plains!"

The Turks present responded one after another, and some even drew their blades.

A group of tigers, I really don't know what hospitality and etiquette are!

Cui Geng secretly complained, and then his heart tightened slightly, secretly wondering, what's going on? Could it be that he was ready to turn his face in advance? So I made such a clumsy excuse.

Yan Zhiwei's face was already pale with fright at this time, and he said in a loud voice: "Cui Changshi, it is a matter of diplomatic relations between the two countries, don't take Qiao, count General Ben begging you." ”

Liu Yandao advised: "Cui Changshi, this city lord should be reminded. It is not perfunctory to make a poem casually, this poem must meet four points: first, it should be suitable for the situation; second, like the bright moon of the Qin period, it is also a military poem; Third, this poem is better than "Qin Shi Mingyue", which should overshadow Qin Shi Mingyue; Fourth, it expresses hostility towards our Great Turks. ”

That's a lot to ask for!

At this time, Cui Geng couldn't see that Liu Yandao was making things difficult for himself, so he was a mallet!

His mind was racing, he casually picked up the wine in the cup in front of him, drank it all, and asked, "Could it be that City Lord Liu thinks that these requirements are really rare for me Cui Geng and Cui Erlang?" ”

Liu Yandao smiled, "Huh? If Cui Changshi is confident, he will make a poem to open his eyes. ”

"What's so hard about that? Everyone, listen up! ”

Cui Geng took the cup of wine and recited slowly: "Grape wine luminous cup, if you want to drink the pipa, urge immediately, drunk and lying on the battlefield, Jun Mo smiled, and a few people came back to fight in ancient times!" ”

This poem was written by the Tang Dynasty poet Wang Han twenty years later, and from an artistic point of view, it is definitely not under the "Qin Shi Mingyue Han Shiguan".

The most important thing is that they also met Liu Yandao's bullshit requirements one by one.

In the bright moon of the Qin period, "do not teach Humadu Yin Mountain", it can be said that it is aimed at the Turks. But "drunk and lying on the battlefield", he can't find fault with it. There are still thieves and grass robbers in Datang, and Cui Geng wants to destroy the village, can you manage it?

"Good! All right! ”

The audience was cold for a while, and suddenly applauded like thunder.

There are many cultural people on the side of the Tang envoys, and they really understand. However, the Turkic side is mostly rough, and the reason why it is applauded is because Liu Yandao was the first to applaud.

Liu Yandao stood up suddenly, bowed to the end and said: "As soon as Cui Changshi's poem comes out, I will go to the ancient city to shine, thank you, thank you!" Belch...... Liu was rude just now, and I hope to forgive my sins. ”

This sharp turn has become so easy to talk again?

Did I guess wrong? Nothing to do with Mur Khan?

Seeing that Cui Geng was a little stunned, Liu Yandao said: "The city lord was joking with Cui Changshi just now. Otherwise, how can Cui Changshi's epic poem be forced? In this way, in order to show sincerity, Bencheng Pig gave Cui Changshi a gift as an atonement! ”

With that, he clapped his hands twice and shouted loudly outside, "Come on, bring them up." ”

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