That night, the Mi Mansion was lit up, and the Mi family was even more busy.

In the memory of the housekeeper Mi Qiang, he will only be so busy during the Chinese New Year.

However, today is an exception, Mi Zhu, the owner of Mi Mansion, wants to treat Zhang Yan warmly, and the dinner party will naturally be more sumptuous.

Zhang Yan and Mi Zhu sat in the hall chatting, but Xu Sheng, who came with Zhang Yan, stood straight outside the hall, motionless.

For a whole afternoon, Xu Sheng let the wind and snow blow, his face was frozen and blue, and he didn't move at all.

When Mi Zhu got up to go to the toilet, Mi Zhu noticed the big man standing outside the door, and couldn't help but have a little admiration for Xu Sheng.

"Brother Xian, this is ......," Mi Zhu asked, pointing to Xu Sheng, who was standing motionless outside the hall.

"His name is Xu Sheng, and he is my confidant." Zhang Yan replied.

When Xu Sheng heard this, his heart warmed.

"Brother Xian's henchman, that is, my confidant. Xu Zhuangshi, it's cold outside, please sit inside. Mi Zhu made a gesture of please.

However, as if he hadn't heard, Xu Sheng still stood there, motionless, like a statue.

"He's not going to freeze to death, is he?" Mi Zhu saw that Xu Sheng's eyes were not moving, his face was even more iron-blue, and he said worriedly.

"Brother Xian, rest assured, this temperature can't freeze him to death. Xu Sheng, since Lord Mi asked you to come in and eat together, then you can come in and sit next to me. Zhang Yan said.

When Xu Sheng heard Zhang Yan's order, he said "whoop", turned around and stepped into the hall, passing by Mi Zhu without squinting.

Mi Zhu realized that Xu Sheng only listened to Zhang Yan alone. He sneered and said, "Brother Xian can have such a confidant, I really envy the foolish brother!" ”

"If Brother Xian also wants, I can let Xu Sheng follow Brother Xian from now on."

"A gentleman doesn't take away the beauty of others, not to mention that a virtuous brother also needs a henchman like Xu Zhuangshi, I don't want it."

After speaking, Mi Zhu went straight out of the hall and went to the toilet.

Zhang Yan saw that Mi Zhu was gone, so he glanced at Xu Sheng, who was sitting beside him, and asked with concern, "Is it cold outside?" ”

"It's not cold."

"Tell the truth."

"Cold!"

"Why are you so stupid? Even though you know it's cold, you're still standing there motionless? You won't find a place to hide from the cold? ”

Xu Sheng said: "I am responsible for protecting the master, I will not go anywhere, even if it is a little colder, I am not afraid." ”

"Fool! If you freeze to death, who will protect me? As he spoke, Zhang Yan took off a cloak on his body and draped it directly on Xu Sheng's body, although it was a little thin, it could block some wind and cold for him.

Xu Sheng felt a warmth in his heart, and he was even more grateful to Zhang Yan.

After a while, Mi Zhu came back from outside and saw Xu Sheng wearing Zhang Yan's cloak, so he ordered his subordinates to get a thick coat and handed it to Xu Sheng directly.

Xu Sheng took the thick clothes and draped them on his body with Zhang Yan's consent, and returned the cloak to Zhang Yan at the same time.

Zhang Yan got up and asked, "Brother Xian, where is the latrine?" ”

"I'll take you ......"

"No, you tell me the location, and I'll go myself. This kind of thing, how can it bother Brother Lao Xian? ”

Mi Zhu then informed Zhang Yan of the location of the latrine, Zhang Yan went out of the hall, turned a few corners, and then came to the latrine.

If you want to say that you have money, even the thatched latrines are built extraordinary, and they are located in a large house of about 50 square meters, which must be extremely luxurious if you rest in a modern society where every inch of land is gold.

Zhang Yan entered the toilet, took off the belt of his trousers and squatted down, after a little humming, the stomach and intestines that had not been cleaned for a few days were all released at this moment, how can a cool word explain.

Since coming to this era, Zhang Yan has never pooped, he ate little a few days ago, and he has been constipated, no matter how he pulls out, today he can pour it well, and all the organic matter is thrown into the manure pit of Mifu.

When he was done, a puzzle popped up.

Not to mention toilet paper in the toilet, there is not even a leaf, how can he wipe his buttocks?

When Zhang Yan came in, there happened to be an old man outside the latrine, so he shouted, "Hey! Who's out there? ”

"I'm outside, I don't know what the adults command?" The old man walked into the latrine, and there was only a wall between him and Zhang Yan.

"I said, is there any paper in the house?"

"What's the use of an adult asking for paper? Isn't it poetry that is booming, and you want to write poetry, or write fu? ”

"I'm going to wipe my ass!"

"Wipe your ass? Adults are really joking, if you want to wipe your buttocks, aren't there toilet chips behind adults? ”

Zhang Yan turned his head and glanced at the so-called "toilet chip", which was actually a slender bamboo strip. At the thought of using such a hard thing to wipe his chrysanthemum, Zhang Yan was reluctant from the bottom of his heart.

"You go and get me paper, I'm full of poetry, I want to compose poems, go quickly!"

"Lord Haode, I'll go tell the housekeeper and go to the street to buy paper."

At this time, paper was not very popular. Although Cai Lun invented papermaking, but did not popularize, government documents are still written in simple slips, silk, until the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, paper was slowly promoted, and the use of toilet paper, but in the Ming Dynasty gradually prevailed.

When Zhang Yan heard that the person quickly ran away, saying that he was going to buy paper on the street, his heart was cold. He squatted in the latrine, looking at the hard piece of bamboo, and really didn't want to use it.

zuihou, he had an idea, tore off the corner of the cloak he was wearing, and used it as toilet paper, so that he finished wiping his butt comfortably.

At the same time, in his heart, he also had an idea that he must vigorously promote the use of paper and toilet paper in the future!

He washed his hands, and when he returned to the hall, it was already full of wine and food, and Mi Zhu saw that he was back, so he hurriedly welcomed him warmly, pouring wine and vegetables, which made Zhang Yan a little embarrassed.

That night, Zhang Yan and Mi Zhu drank heartily, but unfortunately Mi Zhu couldn't drink well, Zhang Yan just drank hard, Mi Zhu was already drunk, and was helped back to the room by the family to rest.

In desperation, Zhang Yan had no choice but to drink with Xu Sheng, but Xu Sheng's alcohol consumption was not as good as Zhang Yan's, and he soon lay down and was carried back to the room by the family to rest.

Zuihou Zhang Yan felt very disappointed, and was about to get up to leave, when suddenly a slender jade hand reached in front of him, holding a glass of wine in his hand.

"It's really hard for adults to escort the little girl all the way, and many times to save the little woman in danger, the little woman is grateful, and I come to toast the adults with a cup, and please be sure to drink this cup!"

The sound is like a silver bell, the voice is soft, with some spurs, and everyone who listens is crispy.

Zhang Yan looked at the slender jade hand, and the one standing in front of him turned out to be Mi Zhen, who had changed into women's clothes.

Several copper tripods in the hall are burning with raging flames, and the whole hall is as warm as spring.

Mi Zhen is wearing a lilac dress, her hair is coiled, her snow neck is slender, her face is fair and beautiful, gentle and quiet, full of classical beauty, and she exudes a mature charm and noble atmosphere, her breasts are plump and tall, and her waist is slender and unbearable.

A pretty face as beautiful as a fairy smiled lightly, and a pair of big eyes looked forward to life, quietly waiting for Zhang Yan's reply.

After Zhang Yan saw it, he had a feeling: beautiful!

Mi Zhen at this moment was more beautiful than anything he had seen before, and there was a hint of feminine charm.

Zhang Yan looked at Mi Zhen stupidly, a little dumbfounded.

"Your Excellency...... Fill this cup! Mi Zhen was a little embarrassed by Zhang Yan, and hurriedly reminded her with words.

Zhang Yan hurriedly took the wine glass from Mi Zhen's hand and drank it all.

"Adults have a good amount of alcohol, but unfortunately I have no one to drink, if the adults don't dislike it, I'm willing to drink a few glasses with adults, I don't know if adults are willing?"

"With such a beautiful woman as my company, how could I refuse. Just ......"

"Just what?" Mi Zhen asked.

Zhang Yan said: "It's nothing. ”

He poured himself a glass of wine and drank it all, but secretly thought in his heart: "Now Mi Zhen raises her hands and feet, showing the temperament that everyone should have, but Weishenme was so hot and obedient before, isn't Mi Zhen also a twin sister?" ”

He just thought so, but he didn't say it directly.

Mi Zhen saw Zhang Yan's thoughtful look, and asked, "I guess, the adults must be guessing, I and Weishenme are like two people, right?" ”

"Hmm." What Zhang Yan thought in his heart was broken by Mi Zhen's words, but he didn't quibble, but admitted it very sincerely.

Mi Zhen poured two glasses of wine in a row, picked up one of them herself, handed one of them to Zhang Yan, and said with a smile: "Actually, adults don't know that the current me is the real me." Everything before was my disguise......"

"Oh? If the one sitting in front of me now is the real eldest lady, then can I guess that the reason why the eldest lady is pretending is to politely reject certain people? ”

Mi Zhen is smart, Zhang Yan is not stupid, such a fairy-like beauty, everyone loves her, and flowers bloom, how can she not be liked.

Mi Zhen has been in the boudoir, and Zhang Yan thought it was related to Mi Zhen's personality and temper. Because ancient people liked virtuous and virtuous women, Mi Zhen was so temperamental and characterful, it would not be accepted by the public at all. But in Zhang Yan's view, this is exactly her honest side.

Originally, Zhang Yan was ready to accept Mi Zhen's character and temper, but Mi Zhen's words just now overturned his previous conclusion about Mi Zhen.

This woman can disguise so well and hide so deeply, it's really not simple.

However, why did such a hidden person deliberately reveal the secret in front of him?

Zhang Yan couldn't figure it out.

After Mi Zhen heard Zhang Yan's words, she smiled faintly and said to Zhang Yan: "The adult is smart, and the little woman admires." I'll toast you again! ”

Zhang Yan didn't refuse, and after slamming the cup with Mi Zhen, he drank it all again.

"Miss Mi, I don't know something, and I want to ask Miss Mi for guidance."

Mi Zhen lifted the flask again, poured the wine, and said, "My lord, please speak." ”

"Miss Mi is very well disguised, if Miss Mi doesn't say it, with my stupidity, I'm afraid I will never guess that Miss Mi is in disguise. It's just that I don't understand, Miss Weishenme Mi wants to tell me about this? Isn't Miss Mi afraid that I will publicize this matter? ”