Chapter 332, acting genius
Looking at Hai Dafu, who was 'asleep' peacefully on the bed, Wei Xiaobao waved his hand, sighed and said, "Hai Dafu, I want you to be strong in martial arts all your life, even if you are reckless, you can also be a mountain king, but you just enter the palace to be a eunuch, a good man is not appropriate, you have wasted a good martial arts, and it is just a matter of being a eunuch, but you have offended me, a handsome and merry man." Jade-faced little white dragon', Lao Tzu has always been fair, you respect me a foot, I will pay you back, and vice versa, I hope you can understand when you die, some people can't be offended. Go all the way. I hope that after your kid dies, he will behave well in the underworld, maybe the prince of Yama will be happy, and maybe you will be a good man, and you will be a complete man in the next life, and it will not be in vain for me to 'work hard'. ”
Wei Xiaobao picked up the package and lit a few 'ignition equipment' that had been placed, (the principle of ignition is to light the end that is not connected to the match, and when the incense burns to the side of the match, it will automatically ignite the sulfur, and then catch fire, you can ignite the thing, everyone knows that incense burns very slowly, so Wei Xiaobao is no longer suspected of being at the scene of the crime.) )
Wei Xiaobao closed the doors and windows, swaggered to the imperial dining room, and occasionally met a few little eunuchs, Wei Xiaobao actually took the initiative to greet the little eunuchs, this is Wei Xiaobao came to the palace, and he came back on the first day of the New Year. So those little eunuchs almost didn't die of emotion, and everyone said in their hearts, "Why did the sun come out of the west today, Father-in-law Gui wouldn't dream of marrying a daughter-in-law, or how to talk and sing, could it be that he picked up money, and it didn't look like it." ”
Wei Xiaobao just talked to everyone, it was for a purpose, if there was a fire on Hai Dafu's side, everyone could testify for Wei Xiaobao, Wei Xiaobao was not suspected of being there, and the matter passed unconsciously.
I'm walking. A few imperial guards walked in front, and the imperial guards were all wearing white helmets and white armor, with golden ribbons tied around their necks, and the golden was the emperor's proof, and Wei Xiaobao from a distance could see it at a glance.
Wei Xiaobao greeted him with a smile, "Brother Zhang." Brother Zhao, you are on duty today, it's been good lately, but my brother has been missing the two big brothers very much. ”
"Oh, isn't this Grandpa Gui? We've been talking about you for the past few days, what happened last time, I'm really sorry, we are also acting on orders, and I still think about it and feel sorry for Grandpa Gui, Grandpa Gui, when are you free. We have always wanted to find an opportunity to make amends to Grandpa Gui. Zhang Kangnian said apologetically.
Wei Xiaobao didn't expect that things had passed for so long, these two were still so stubborn, it seemed that they still valued themselves very much, and they didn't want to hurt their brother's harmony, Wei Xiaobao smiled and said, "Two big brothers, didn't I say it, I don't blame you for the matter, let's talk about the will of the Queen Mother." You are also weak-hearted, my little Guizi is not a person with a small belly and chicken intestines. Besides, I regard the two eldest brothers as good friends and brothers, and you always see each other like this, which is to look down on my little Guizi, and then like this. I don't have the face to see my two brothers. ”
If you deceive people, although Wei Xiaobao came with his mouth open, but this time the moisture was significantly reduced by at least 50 percentage points, Wei Xiaobao attaches great importance to the relationship with Zhang Kangnian and Zhao Qixian, not only because the two in "The Legend of Deer and Ding" are die-hard fans of 'Wei Xiaobao'. is also because Wei Xiaobao feels that these two people value love and righteousness, and they are the best choice to be good friends.
Wei Xiaobao said so touchingly, and said so emotionally, that Zhang Kangnian and Zhao Qixian were greatly moved, and they both felt that they were too small, and they were a little bit small-bellied, Zhao Qixian said embarrassedly, "Since my brother said so, the two of us have nothing to say, I don't know when Grandpa Gui will be free, we have long wanted to invite Grandpa Gui to have fun together." ”
As soon as Wei Xiaobao wanted to speak, he saw that there was a fire on the other side of Hai Dafu's house.
Wei Xiaobao knew that 'something big must happen', Wei Xiaobao shouted anxiously, "Two big brothers, look over there, it seems to be the house where I live, but Father-in-law Hai is still in it." Saying that, Wei Xiaobao jumped out of the rabbit generally.
Kung fu of acting, Wei Xiaobao thinks he is second, who dares to admit first, seeing that Wei Xiaobao is so anxious, Zhao Kangnian and others hurriedly chased after him, it stands to reason that even if there is a fire, the imperial guards will not go to the fire, but because the two regard Wei Xiaobao as brothers, so the brothers are 'in trouble', of course the two are duty-bound to help each other.
Wei Xiaobao had already calculated the time, the house was on fire, and Hai Dafu would be burned to ashes as soon as possible, and when he saw the fire in the distance, the fire was actually burning very strongly, even if it was extinguished, Hai Dafu had become an underground ghost, and people could not be resurrected after death.
Wei Xiaobao ran fast, shouting as he ran, "Father-in-law Hai, you can't have an accident." "And he kept squeezing out 'tears' from his eyes In fact, Wei Xiaobao had already prepared, get some chili pepper and ginger, and the tears flowed as much as he wanted, and when he saw Wei Xiaobao's appearance without knowing it, he felt puzzled, and he didn't know what was going on, and when they saw Hai Dafu's house on fire, they understood.
A eunuch said, "I really didn't expect Grandpa Gui to be so worried about Grandpa Hai, you see how anxious he looked, and he cried sadly, let's go, let's hurry up and help." ”
When Wei Xiaobao arrived, there were already many eunuchs and palace maids carrying water to put out the fire, Wei Xiaobao took a look, and saw that the people who rushed to the sky had almost burned the house, even if it was extinguished, it would be a pile of ashes, I am afraid that it is not much stronger than the Eight-Nation Alliance army burning the Old Summer Palace, and it would be good to have one or two pieces of intact wood left.
Wei Xiaobao cried and rushed in, everyone was grateful to stop, and after a while, Zhang Kangnian, Zhao Qixian and others chased after him, and when they saw the situation, they saw Wei Xiaobao rushing into the burning house, and hurriedly came over and reached out to hug Wei Xiaobao's tiger waist, Zhang Kangnian persuaded loudly, "Father-in-law Gui, calm down, the fire is so big, you can't go in, want to open it, don't you take your life in vain when you go in?" ”
Wei Xiaobao is for acting, if no one stops him, he doesn't know what to do, even if he lets him in, he won't go in and die, everyone stopped him, Wei Xiaobao smiled in his heart, the corners of his mouth showed a beautiful arc, and he said in his heart, "You stupid hats, it's strange that Lao Tzu will go in and send him to death, this trick will deceive you stunned young people." ”
Wei Xiaobao 'struggled' a few times, and shouted loudly, "Haigong was so good to me when he was fair, how could I see death and not save me, you guys let me go quickly." ”
Zhang Kangnian said, "Father-in-law Gui, you want to open a little, everyone knows that you have a deep affection for Father-in-law Hai, if Father-in-law Hai really has an accident, I believe he will not blame you, your friendship with his old man is really admired by the brothers." You have to take care, in case something happens to you again, we won't be able to explain it to the emperor." (To be continued.) )