The boy and girl in the historical records are a good candidate for picking up soap.

But He Shen, who was kneeling in front of Liu Wei at this moment, turned out to be a film and television image in his memory, with a round face, a fleshy figure, and a full, somewhat excess Heavenly Court that could even run a horse. A pair of small eyes narrowed together when they laughed, as if they had been ploughed twice in the face by a sugar cane skin.

"This system is really funny!" Liu Wei looked at He Shen who was kneeling at his feet silently, and groaned secretly in his heart.

"He Shen in the historical records is deeply favored because he looks like a concubine who died of Qianlong, is handsome, and can slap horses. How did a film and television version come out here, is it because I am worried that my journey will be long, so I give a funny character to have fun? ”

He Shen, who knelt in front of Liu Wei, did not have big braids, his slightly sparse hair was wrapped in a gray scarf, and he was scattered behind him, and he did not call himself a "slave" when he knelt on the ground. In addition, this He Shen is almost exactly the same as in film and television dramas, and even his voice is the same, and before he speaks, he makes people feel the urge to laugh.

The wood has become a boat, this He Shen has come to this world, and Liu Wei can only go with the flow. With such a funny companion by your side, maybe it can bring some fun in the future, which can be regarded as a gain or loss!

"Flat!"

Liu Wei solemnly beckoned He Shen to get up, trying to leave him with a first impression of not smiling, lest this guy think that he was a faint gentleman who could be bewitched lightly, and he would use his crooked brain every day in the future.

"Thank you!"

He Shen thanked him in that slightly funny voice, quickly got up from the ground, and said with a smile on his face: "Oops...... In the past two years, His Majesty has looked so heroic, the gentleman is really pleased, the queen mother's aunt really gave birth to a good emperor! ”

He Shen's implantation identity is the son of He Biao, the cousin of Empress Dowager He, who came to Jinling from Wancheng more than a month ago. Then he tried his best to enter the palace to see the Empress Dowager He, and offered a generous gift prepared in advance, and won a lot of favor from the Empress Dowager He with her three-inch tongue.

But Empress Dowager He didn't want to interfere in political affairs, so she just gave He Shen a mansion and ordered him to live temporarily in Jinling City, and then canonize him after the emperor returned to Beijing. He Shen had no choice but to wait honestly, wandering around the gate of Qianyang Palace every day, deliberately building a good relationship with the guards and eunuchs, relying on his identity as the queen mother's cousin, but he was also very prosperous.

Hearing that the Son of Heaven had returned to Qianyang Palace, He Shen hurriedly came to meet the saint, striving to leave a good impression on the Son of Heaven. In He Shen's view, the meaning of today's face saint is absolutely different from tomorrow's face saint, and there is a lot of knowledge in it!

"I'm a little tired, you can go back first, and come back to see me another day!"

After a brief greeting, Liu Wei waved his hand and motioned for He Shen to step back, and summoned him when he was interested.

"Obey the order!"

He Shen's purpose had been achieved, and he naturally understood that the emperor wanted to make love to the woman and his son who had been reunited for a long time, so he immediately bowed down and retired, and watched the Son of Heaven go to the back / palace surrounded by concubines and eunuchs.

After walking away, He Shen stood up straight and walked out of the palace gate humming a little song. When you walked to the door, you didn't forget to stuff a few pieces of broken silver the size of a fingernail into the pocket of the chief guard who led the team.

The chief of the guard looked embarrassed: "Mr. He, Commander Deng has ordered, His Majesty has returned, the guards of the palace need to strengthen their vigilance, I don't dare to let you into the palace like this next time!" ”

"Cut...... Look scares you! I have a waist card rewarded by the Queen Mother, and I can freely enter and exit the Qianyang Palace, even Deng Taishan can't stop me here! He Shen looked indifferent, and waved his hand to signal that the head of the guard didn't have to worry too much.

"Mr. He says this every time he enters the palace, but I haven't seen what your waist card looks like?" The head of the guard asked incredulously.

"You are so bold that you suspect that I have a waist card? Do you also doubt my relationship with the Queen Mother, see if I don't look back and don't join you in front of the Queen Mother! ”

Unexpectedly, this little head of the guard dared to question himself, He Shen immediately changed his face and took a tough posture. In the eyes of the chief of the guard, he turned over his horse and whipped away.

He Shen's mansion was only five or six miles away from Qianyang Palace, and at the same time that Liu Wei went to Shou'an Hall to greet Empress Dowager He, he had already returned to his home.

"Mr. He, have you seen Your Majesty?"

As soon as He Shen entered the door, a slender and thin young man of seventeen or eighteen years old greeted him and took the reins from He Shen.

This person's surname is Bu Mingzi Zishan, a native of Huaiyin, Huainan, who has read poetry and books since he was a child, and has a lot of strategy in his chest. Hearing that Jinling was recruiting talents, he crossed the Yangtze River to apply, and happened to get acquainted with He Shen, who came to seek refuge in the Empress Dowager He, at the Moling Ferry.

He Shen saw that Buqi was a talent, talked extraordinary, and came to apply for an official, so he enveloped him, and boasted that he was the nephew of the Queen Mother, and he was cared for by the Queen Mother in every way since he was a child.

Learn the art of literature and martial arts, and sell it to the emperor's family. Which scholar is not here to get out of the cabinet and enter the prime minister, and which martial artist is not to be a marquis and pay homage to the general? Since this He Shen's identity is so prominent, Bu Qi naturally treated He Shen with great respect and stayed with him for more than a month, waiting for the return of the Son of Heaven.

Although the one-month wait was long enough, Bu Qiu understood that if he signed up for the recruitment, that is, starting from the county government clerk, if he wanted to get ahead, he would definitely not be famous if he had been in the office for ten years or eight years. But if it is recommended by He Shen, he can definitely save himself from fighting for ten years, so he has been accompanying He Shen and other emperors to return with peace of mind.

After tying the horses, He Shen and Bu Qi entered the guest hall one after the other, ordered the newly bought maid to make tea, and sat down as guests.

He Shen took a sip of tea, and his little eyes rolled around: "Zishan, I just met His Majesty, this is a very assertive emperor, I'm afraid that the Queen Mother's words won't have much effect!" If we brothers want to get ahead, we must think of more ways! ”

"It's good to be assertive, to prove that this is Mingjun!" Step up and bow in approval.

"Brother He, you are the cousin of the Queen Mother, if you don't have a way, the younger brother has nothing to do! Otherwise, I'd better go to the recruitment bureau to sign up, and start as a writer! Bu Qi sighed and decided to start from the grassroots in a down-to-earth manner.

He Shen narrowed his eyes and said stupidly: "In this troubled world, martial artists are easy to get ahead!" Although the Zishan brothers are a little proficient in martial arts, they are also at the level of a centurion, and it is really difficult to become famous. If you start as a clerical clerk, I'm afraid that you can only get one county order in ten years, right? ”

"It's not bad to be able to do the county order in ten years, after all, the younger brother is still young!" There was no discouragement in Buqi's tone.

He Shen's eyes suddenly opened, and his eyes lit up: "I found that His Majesty has only four concubines around him, including the queen, which is obviously inconsistent with the identity of the Son of Heaven, and it is not even as good as a small county order with a group of wives and concubines, I don't know if there are beautiful women in the Zishan brothers' family?" ”

"Beauty?" Bu Qi was stunned for a moment, and quickly thought of his clan cousin Foot Trainer, "There is a cousin in the clan, named Trainer, fifteen years old this year, known as the first beauty in Huainan." ”

He Shen was overjoyed, clapped his hands and said: "Very good, then you quickly go back to your hometown, take your cousin to Jinling, and my brother and I will arrange for you to enter the palace." As long as we can make His Majesty favored, our brothers' will be able to soar! ”

"Although our Bu family is still quite famous in Huainan, compared to the big families in Jiangdong, it is not worth mentioning, how can Your Majesty look down on our Bu family?" Although Bu Qi was a little moved, he was still not optimistic about this matter.

He Shen was full of ambition: "Isn't there a queen mother, the emperor's side can't get through, let's start from the queen mother's side." I promise to send your sister to the palace! ”

When the plan stopped, He Shen was overjoyed, humming a little song and instructing the maid to prepare wine and food, and to drink with Bu Qi Bing Candle.

Qianyang Palace, Shou'an Palace.

After Liu Wei paid homage to his cheap mother, he chatted for a while and then got up and retired. I ran wildly for four or five days on the way, and my body was really tired. Since the Son of Heaven wants to rest, the queen and the concubines will naturally not stay here with the Queen Mother, and they will withdraw from the Shou'an Hall together.

As soon as the Son of Heaven and his entourage left, Shangguan Wan'er whispered to the Empress Dowager He: "Empress Dowager Qi, the slave maid just heard that Wu Ruyi said that she was pregnant when she greeted His Majesty......"

Empress Dowager He was stunned: "What? Didn't the imperial doctor say that the Wu clan had lost their fertility? There must be something strange in this, and the emperor will go on the expedition half a month after his wedding, will the Wu family be pregnant so early, and they also need to investigate it carefully? ”

"The slave understands, just give this qiē to Wan'er!" Shangguan Wan'er solemnly accepted the order, and her eyes showed joy.

Liu Wei left the Shou'an Palace, and the next thing he had to face was the question of where to spend the night.

The Son of Heaven returned to the palace after a long absence, and according to the rules and regulations, he should spend the night at the queen's place first. But the system is dead, people are alive, and the emperor is long live the high. If you don't like the queen, you can choose to go to other concubines to spend the night, and no one dares to say anything, even if you say it, it's useless, the emperor won't let someone else decide if he wants to sleep with that woman!

Although the relationship between the emperor and the empress is quite harmonious, the empress is five months pregnant, Wu Ruyi also said that she is pregnant just now, and Mu Guiying has just given birth for three months, so this makes Feng Yu see the hope of being a pet. After all, the emperor is a man who is alive and well, and he also has physical needs, since the other three women are inconvenient, then this dew can only be enjoyed by himself tonight!

Therefore, he offered a courteous invitation: "Your Majesty, you see that the queen's sister, Concubine Mu Xian, and Wu Zhaorong are not in good health, so let's go to the concubine to stay tonight, and let the concubine relax your body and relieve the pain of the journey!" ”

Facing a group of beautiful and delicious women, Liu Wei, who has not smelled fishy for a long time, naturally has impulses, but after weighing it, he still restrained his desire and said in a deep voice: "The minister is newly mourned, the country is damaged, and I won't go anywhere tonight!" Just rest in my Zhaoyang Palace, and you all go back to rest! ”R1152