"Ah......h

Lu Chengqing, who was naked and naked, was the first to scream, and suddenly straightened up and covered his crotch with both hands to prevent the giant ** spring light from leaking, and then-

With a bang,

Running bare-bottomed onto the bed, he lifted the red silk brocade quilt and was about to get into it.

Sun Simiao reacted slightly, ignored Guo Ye, and shouted hurriedly at Lu Chengqing's face:

"Lord Thorn, please be careful, you have a ...... on your back"

"Wow...... It hurts the official to death!!! ”

No matter how fast Sun Simiao spoke, he was still a step late, and in the end he didn't stop Lu Chengqing from getting into the nest and curling into a ball.

However, this drill is not tight, the key is that there are more than a dozen silver needles densely pierced in his back, all of which are key acupuncture points in his body.

Under the squeeze of the satin brocade quilt, these silver needles entered the flesh again, and Lu Chengqing, who was fat and full of fat, suffered this old sin, how could he not be in pain?

Hearing Lu Chengqing's fierce scream, Sun Simiao frowned, and hurriedly ran over to investigate the aftermath.

When Guo Ye saw this scene, he didn't know whether to laugh or not.

Where does Lu Chengqing in front of him still have the demeanor of a state stabbing history, and now he is a big pig's head with a fat head and big ears.

After Sun Simiao's aftermath, pulling out needles and massage, Lu Chengqing finally stopped the howl like killing pigs.

Then he was wrapped tightly in the brocade quilt and covered his body, and said angrily at Guo Ye: "Guo Ye, you are so bold? This official has not settled old accounts with you, and you still dare to set up troops to assassinate Shifu today, who gave you this guts? ”

Old accounts?

Guo Ye naturally knew what Lu Chengqing was referring to, it was nothing more than that he had clearly promised to escort the sand table into Chang'an for him, but he changed to northern Xinjiang halfway.

Hey, Guo Ye also knows this, and what he did is a little inauthentic.

However, it is clear that he is cheating on Lu Chengqing, so it doesn't matter whether he feels guilty or not. Besides, Lu Chengqing is not using himself.

Anyway, I have already offended Lu Chengqing once, and I don't care about one more time, twice.

immediately smiled, not wanting to entangle with Lu Chengqing for too long on the old matter, and said: "Lu Tingshi, all this is a misunderstanding, he has time in the future, Guo is talking to you about the things in detail." Today, Guo came specifically to find Sun Shen to heal and save people. ”

Guo Ye used to call himself a lowly position and an official to Lu Chengqing, but today Guo has claimed to be a self-proclaimed, which shows the change in his heart.

Lu Chengqing is not a stupid person, and he also heard the change in Guo Ye's title, and still snorted angrily: "Guo Ye, don't think that if you get a martial arts captain, you can act arbitrarily and without dignity. This official is the Yizhou Assassin of the Imperial Court, and in front of you, a six-rank martial arts captain, he is still worthy of your Shangguan courtesy. As for your Rausch son Xichuan Xiaodu Hu, hum, a small border Tucheng, why worry about it! ”

Paralysis~~

Guo Ye, even if he is a clay man, he also has three points of anger, not to mention that on the side of Guo Mansion in Longxi, his critically ill father no longer allows him to delay.

Then he pulled down his face and said in a deep voice: "Lu Tingshi, it is true that you are the fifth-grade Yizhou Thorn History, and this official is a sixth-grade martial arts captain, which is also true." However, in the holy decree and in the court documents, it is clearly stated that this official and you are generally able to be controlled by the general manager of Jiannan Province. ”

Guo Ye told Lu Chengqing clearly, don't look at you as a fifth-grade martial artist, Lao Tzu is a sixth-grade martial artist, but you and I have no distinction between superior and subordinate at all, we are all under the orders of the chief governor of dozens of states and counties in Jiannan Province, and listen to him alone.

To put it apart, if Jiannan Dao is the Organization Department of the Provincial Party Committee, then both of them are provincial cadres, but they are treated differently and have different levels, and there is nothing to say about who cares about whom.

"You ......"

Lu Chengqing was choked by Guo Ye, and he couldn't refute it, because Guo Ye's bastard was indeed telling the truth.

If you are more serious, Guo Ye can at most be regarded as a military and political governor in the Xichuan area who came to the Yizhou area as a guest.

Soon, he reacted, came up with another reason, and scolded Guo Ye: "This is the mansion of this assassin history, you are uninvited, and you dare to break in, what do you want?" Get out of here, you're not welcome here! ”

There was no trick, he was also forced into a corner by Guo Ye, in a dilemma, he could only come up with this worst reason, and first take a bad breath in his chest.

Guo Ye's dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, anyway, he is here, and he is hard to break in, what can you do?

Smug snorted: "Don't be sentimental, do you really think that if you have constipation, Guo has to come to visit you?" Don't put gold on your face. This official came over this time, and he made a special trip to invite Sun Simiao and Sun Shenyi to return to Longxi. ”

After saying that, he still didn't forget to bow to Sun Simiao, and said politely and sincerely: "Doctor Sun, the so-called doctor's parents' heart, my father is now critically ill, and Dr. Langzhong in Longxi asserted that my father will not survive tomorrow night." I know that you have excellent medical skills, and I hope you are willing to take the time to help save my father's life! ”

When Lu Chengqing heard that Guo's father was critically ill, he immediately gloated, and said with a happy face: "Don't think about it, Doctor Sun was invited by this official, why should I let you?" Your father's illness is a disease, but isn't the disease of your ruler a disease? Guo Ye, you better go back to Longxi obediently, and while you still have time, do your filial piety in front of your father. ”

Speaking of this, there was a burst of joy in his heart for no reason, and he naturally ignored Guo Ye's existence, and said to Sun Simiao with a shy face: "Doctor Sun, let's continue, after your acupuncture just now, the pain in the back has indeed stopped a lot." Let's move on......"

As he spoke, he took the initiative to lie on the bed like a corpse, and the brocade was covered with shame on the lower half of his body, exposing his back, and letting Sun Simiao continue to prick needles.

Who knew that Sun Simiao suddenly stopped the movements in his hand, turned around and squatted on the ground to pick up the gold needles and wooden needles scattered all over the ground, and then carefully put them into the wooden box.

After cleaning up, he said to Lu Chengqing: "Master Tingshi, the disease you are suffering from is hemorrhoids, the affected area is in the back buttocks and anus. In the near future, as long as you eat less spicy and avoid glasses of wine, keep your mood calm and less angry, and then grab a few pieces of heat-clearing and fire-reducing herbs, boil them into three bowls of water, one bowl in the morning, one in the afternoon, and one in the evening, and within seven days, you will be able to recover as before. ”

As he spoke, he paused, put the prescription he had written on the table, and sighed: "The so-called doctor's parents' hearts, Lord Guo's filial piety and righteousness, came from Longxi in a hurry, presumably the old father at home can't delay." At present, Lord Shi is no longer in trouble, and he can see which is more important at a glance. ”

At this time, where is Lu Chengqing willing to let Sun Simiao leave? can watch Guo Ye be unlucky, and he can watch him lose his father at present, he is very happy.

Anxiously and shamelessly, he got out of the quilt with his bare buttocks, quickly put on his clothes, and pulled Sun Simiao's soft grinding and hard bubbles, stunned and refused to let go.

In and out of the words, there is a hint of threat, which means that it is quite unrighteous for you to know that there is a feud between Ben Tingshi and the surname Guo, and you still want to abandon Ben Tingshi and go to treat Guo's father. In the future, it will be very inconvenient for you to walk around in Yizhou.

Sun Simiao was not afraid of the threat, and continued to pack the medicine box by himself, obviously going to go with Guo Ye.

Suddenly, Guo Ye laughed, patted his thigh and exclaimed, "Isn't hemorrhoids just hemorrhoids?" ”

Then he joked at Lu Chengqing: "Oh, I'm grass, aren't you constipated in Lu Tingshi?" It turned out that I had a shameful disease like hemorrhoids. How lacking in virtue you are, you have such an unspeakable stubborn disease. Do you want this official to preach all over the city for you, and see what kind of stubborn disease we have in our dignified assassination of Lord Shi, and even hide it! ”

"You fuck ......"

Lu Chengqing didn't care about the reservedness of the scholar at this time, and the only fig leaf was lifted by Guo Ye, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Don't underestimate hemorrhoids, in the eyes of readers, hemorrhoids and willow disease (venereal disease) are definitely two diseases that lose people's character and lose their personality.

Lu Chengqing was annoyed and angry, but Guo Ye was not salty or light, and asked, "What's the matter, Lu Tingshi?" Are you willing to let Doctor Sun out of the house? ”

"Roll Roll !!!"

Lu Chengqing was so angry that his face was as red as Guan Gong's drunkenness, and he roared out the fire in his heart.

The corners of Guo Ye's mouth raised, he didn't bother to look at Lu Chengqing anymore, and said respectfully to Sun Simiao: "Doctor Sun, if you're tired, let's set off!" ”

Sun Simiao didn't want to quarrel with the two, even if he didn't like Guo Ye to make a fuss about other people's **, but in line with the attitude of the doctor's parents, he still nodded at Guo Ye and walked out of Lu Chengqing's room with him.

As soon as he walked to the door, a white-robed soldier flashed in the distance, Guo Ye vaguely remembered that this was the brother he had arranged to guard the door of the Assassin's Mansion.

I saw that the soldier hurriedly shouted: "Lord Duhu, Wu Kui of Yizhou County brought nearly a thousand soldiers to rush to the Duwei Mansion, and surrounded the entire Thorn History Mansion, saying that we rebelled with a sword and wanted to murder Lu Thorn Shi of Yizhou Mansion." ”

Paralyzed, Guo Ye scolded secretly, it was Wu Kui's rat again.

This old dog is really a hundred-legged worm that dies but does not stiffen.

And Lu Chengqing, who was still embarrassed and blushing in the room just now, suddenly turned cloudy, his eyebrows were a little more excited, he rubbed his hands, and blurted out praise: "Okay Wu Kui, you came at the right time, and it is not in vain that the history of this assassin has always trusted you." ”

Praise, complacent in his heart, the soldiers came to the rescue, hehe, finally can vent the evil anger. This time, the official must settle the new account and the old account with the little bastard surnamed Guo! , the home of reading! Unique URL: