The two looked down at Wei Xiaobao's cigarettes at the same time, how could a person like Wei Xiaobao who was addicted to smoking discard cigarettes?

The two turned their heads to look at Kangxi's hands again, and seeing that Kangxi's hands were empty, Kangxi smiled awkwardly and said, "I just wanted to try your kung fu, so I threw the cigarette aside." ”

The two of them circled around the room and suddenly screamed, "Oops, it's on fire."

I saw that Kangxi's desk was already burning, and the frightened two quickly escaped, Wen Youfang and his brothers were waiting outside the door, and when they heard the noise, they hurriedly pushed the door and rushed in, at first glance, both of them were scared stupid.

The heart said, "It was good just now, why did it catch fire after a while" Without the emperor's orders, the two hurriedly went out to find someone to put out the fire, and suddenly Wen Youfang saw the cigarette in Wei Xiaobao's hand, and from time to time he thought that Wei Xiaobao was the culprit, Wen Youfang shouted at Kangxi, "Your Majesty, do you want to find someone to take down Xiao Guizi, he dares to play with fire in the imperial study, and he should be killed."

Kangxi looked at the cigarette in Wei Xiaobao's hand, Wei Xiaobao was so frightened that he quickly extinguished it with his heel, glared at the nosy Wen Youfang, Kangxi smiled and said, "This matter is not about Xiao Guizi, the two of us are studying fireworks inside, Xiao Guizi took a cigarette as a demonstration, regardless of his business, you should quickly find someone to put out the fire." ”

Wen Youfang nodded apologetically at Wei Xiaobao and retreated, and soon the 'fire' in the imperial study was extinguished by everyone, and many people carried water to drain outside, waiting to splash water to fight the fire, and the fire was gone.

Wei Xiaobao finally saw the difference between the palace and the countryside, a small flame was saved by hundreds of people carrying water, which was not much faster than those modern firefighters. Fire in the countryside. It would be nice to have a few neighbors to help get some water. It's a false alarm.

Tossed it a bit. There was no interest in talking, Kangxi took Wei Xiaobao's hand and said, "Let's go, don't you like to eat things in the imperial dining room?" I'll let you eat enough today. ”

Thinking of the last time he ate in the imperial dining room, Wei Xiaobao's stomach was tickled, and the horns flowed out along the corners of his mouth, Wei Xiaobao nodded vigorously and asked, "Your Majesty, where are we going?" ”

Kangxi said, "Go to my Qianqing Palace, and let the imperial dining room pick your favorite food to make a table." There are no outsiders, so let's just have a good meal and drink, how about it? Don't say it, with you once, my heart is happy. ”

The eunuchs and palace maids on the road saw it, and saw Kangxi holding the hand of a little eunuch, all of them were surprised, and they all sounded, and a palace maid said, "Who is that little eunuch?" The one said, "What else do I want to ask you?" You ask me, who do I ask? ”

A nymphomaniac. looked at Wei Xiaobao's back, drooling, and muttered, "That kid is really handsome." Even if it's a eunuch, it's so outstanding, no, you must get to know each other when you have a chance. ”

A stout, fat-fleshed palace maid snorted at these palace maids, "Hmph, don't think about it, none of the eunuchs that my aunt and grandmother look at dare not obey me, I'll go to him for a tryst today, don't rob any of you." ”

After the palace maids entered the palace, most of them were old and yellow, and after the death of youth, they were allowed to go home to save their relatives, or find someone to marry, they entered the palace from the age of about ten, and when they were young and restless, they stayed in the deep palace when they were in their prime, and faced these eunuchs who were not men and women all day long, except for eunuchs, who else could they find to vent.

So in private, eunuchs and palace maids live with each other everywhere, you think so many eunuchs, palace maids thousands or even tens of thousands, although there is no life, but it is much stronger than women, how much of the body is a little hormonal, a little manly, it is useless, it is better than nothing, how much is also a 'person with it'.

It is understandable that the palace maid is crazy about Wei Xiaobao, but the eunuchs are also fighting very hard, and one said, "Isn't that the grandfather of Gui in the imperial dining room?" In the blink of an eye, he became a celebrity in front of the emperor? No, if I can't find an opportunity, I must ask Grandpa Gui to go to Xiangmanlou for a meal and drink, and let Grandpa Gui mention it. ”

The one pointed to the stomach of the eunuch who spoke, and said with a smile: "Just your bucket belly, you are not afraid to flash your waist when you talk big, it is strange that such a handsome and dashing person as Gonggong Gui will take a fancy to you." Look at your virtues, it's better to pee and look in the mirror. ”

The eunuch who spoke at first stopped doing it, and was ridiculed like this, everyone pointed to his big belly and laughed at him, he glanced at the eunuch who ridiculed him, and resisted, "You are no better, you look like a bamboo pole, Gonggong Gui will take care of you, you are not as good as me, do you know what I call it?" It's called plump, do you know what it means that the prime minister can hold the boat in his belly? Others are still envious of you, and they don't bother to pay attention to you. "I didn't expect this guy to be scolded.

The thin bamboo pole-like eunuch suddenly became the target of everyone, in short, the theme of everyone's discussion and contention is that Gonggong Gui has become a celebrity, and everyone wants to tie up with Wei Xiaobao and have a good relationship with Wei Xiaobao, it is best to mix a 'united front'.

These Wei Xiaobao didn't know, not a lot of effort, Wei Xiaobao followed Kangxi to the Qianqing Palace, only to see everywhere magnificent, splendid, everywhere antique calligraphy and paintings, inlaid with golden dragons, all kinds of golden dragons, teeth and claws, soaring for nine days, lifelike, immersive, giving birth to a sense of not daring to offend.

Wei Xiaobao let out a sigh of relief, and Kangxi instructed a little eunuch, "Go and take the recipe from the imperial dining room and show it to Grandpa Gui, and Grandpa Gui will give you something later, which is what I will eat at noon today, understand?" ”

The little eunuch 'chirped' in response, turned around and went out, and took a few recipes in a short time, Wei Xiaobao took a look, Mom, what hot dishes, cold dishes, soups, medicinal meals, burned, baked, fried and so on, Wei Xiaobao looked at it and never ate any of them, in the end, there was no way, I couldn't order all the meals, anyway, I thought that the coming day was long, and after a long time, I could taste it sooner or later.

Wei Xiaobao casually ordered more than 80 dishes, what abalone, lobster, bear paw or something, and when the little eunuch took over the recipe handed over by Wei Xiaobao, he could put two duck eggs in his mouth open.

Wei Xiaobao looked at the eunuch's appearance and said with a smile, "What's wrong?" It can't be too little, right? The emperor is compassionate and advocates simplicity in everything, and I am also thinking about the people of the world, so let's eat less and go to the food. ”

One sentence almost didn't make the little eunuch angry, and said in his heart, "Feelings are this master, he doesn't have a draft when he talks nonsense, take the emperor to talk about things, look at the emperor's attitude towards him, it seems that this is a celebrity around the emperor, but why haven't I seen it, this one is too good to eat, order more than 80 dishes and say a little less, what is thrifty or something, bragging is about to catch up with drinking water so casually." (To be continued.) )