Chapter 4 Xu Huang washes stinky socks
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Jian Chun was waiting in the mansion gate, and she entered from another door, so she returned to the mansion before Liu Bei.
"Madame, please."
Liu Bei held Jian Chun's hand and helped her up, she hadn't seen her for two years, and the little sister-in-law who was a little young before had become much more mature, and her loose straight-lined robe made it impossible to see her figure, but just looking at her face was also pleasing to the eye.
Maybe she hadn't seen her for a few years, or maybe she was too shy, Xia Sheng cheeked, quietly withdrew her little hand, and said in a low voice: "Hello two strong men, the slave has sent someone to clean up the room for the two, you might as well go and wash up first." ”
"Thank you, ma'am."
Dian Wei's honest face hides the heart of a rotten man, and he has been spoiled by Zhang Fei these days.
Chen Zhi opened his mouth to speak, but he didn't move at all, Dian Wei pulled him and left: "Wen Zhi, don't get in the way of the lord!" ”
Chen Zhi was stumbled a few steps by Dian Weila, Liu Bei glanced at Dian Wei, and said, "Wen Zhi, go!" ”
"No!"
Liu Bei looked at the two who left, and always felt that this picture seemed to be reversed, shouldn't it be Chen Zhi pulling the honest Dian Wei away?
Liu Bei suddenly seemed to remember something, but then forgot about it, and then was attracted by Jian Chun, who had a good face, pulled her hand, raised the corners of her eyes, and said in a flirtatious tone: "Madam, what's the next trip?" ”
Jian Chun was obviously a little uncomfortable with Liu Bei's sudden change in painting style, and after a while, he bowed his head and said, "The slave prepared bath water for the master." ”
"Madame with me."
Liu Bei pulled Jian Chun's hand and didn't let go, Jian Chun couldn't pull it out after a few times, and when he saw that there were no outsiders, he gave up, and the joy of the boudoir could not be described in detail, so he made up for it by himself.
Liu Bei moved his mouth, Xu Huang was tired into a dog, and the hundred soldiers he brought were responsible for guarding the Hou Mansion, and several generals and hundreds of Bai Yu soldiers were all brought home by him.
Fortunately, the lord is wise, and the general's mansion is connected together, Rao is like this, he is busy and it is an hour later, everyone else is bathing, but he is like bathing.
However, he still walked straight to the barracks with great interest, crossed the guard's twin spears, and said mechanically: "Please show the token when you travel." ”
Xu Huang was not annoyed and lost his hippie smile, took out his waist card, and reported seriously: "No. 108 of Camp A, 100 people will be Xu Huang." ”
"Hmm!"
A human head appeared in a sentry booth in the gate, and he glanced at Xu Huang and nodded: "It's him." ”
The doorman put away the crossed spear and returned it to its carved wooden state.
Inside the door, there was a scene in full swing, the military columns walked up, crawling forward for training, and small goose-shaped formations and arrow formations were drilled.
On a platform in the middle of the school yard was a thin man, and there were four soldiers holding four-color flags, and the big man's eyes rolled around from time to time, frowning every time he saw dissatisfaction.
The soldiers on his side looked at the degree of frowning of his brows, one waved the blue flag, two waved the blue flag, and the third was the purple flag.
Fortunately, the instructor didn't frown too much recently, but suddenly the instructor frowned, and the non-commissioned officer hurriedly raised his eyes to look, only to see a non-commissioned officer who was too far away when practicing the goose-shaped formation.
"Doot toot!"
The slogan in the soldier's mouth sounded, the flag in his hand pointed to the team, and the green flag in his hand waved three times.
Yu Ban's gaze aside, and the soldier breathed a sigh of relief, secretly rejoicing in his heart: there is another unlucky egg washing the stinky socks for the whole battalion.
"Report to the instructor, Xu Huang is here to give the order."
Xu Huang hurried over, came to the big man, slammed his left and right heels, held the handle of the head knife at his waist with his right hand, and pressed his left hand against the edge of the armor, shouting.
Yu Ban glanced around unhurriedly, and Fang looked at Xu Huang: "How is it?" ”
"Report to the instructor, no anomalies."
Xu Huang looked ahead, and Yu Ban nodded: "Hmm!" Get in the ranks! ”
"Yes."
Xu Huang turned to leave, not paying attention to the meaningful smile on the face of the forbidden soldier.
The sun was gradually setting in the west, and the hard training of the day was over, Xu Huang breathed a long sigh of relief, and was about to go to Yu Ban to prepare to go to the lord's mansion for a banquet together.
Yu Ban's personal pawn strode over, and Xu Huang smiled: "Brother Dog is here!" ”
If Liu Bei knows a certain amount, this is the dog who has had a grudge with him before, although he was beaten by Liu Bei a few times, after the officers and soldiers slaughtered the village, he integrated into the Liu clan, and he was the first to sign up for the recruitment of soldiers, plus he was a little ruthless, and he rose quickly to be favored by Yu Ban and became a law enforcement gendarme.
Dog leftovers, oh! Of course, he has a big name, called Liu Guisheng, it is said that there is a kind of Guisheng is an immortal robe-style Dayu, and he also has some beliefs, hoping that one day the crow will become a phoenix and become an immortal master like an idle cloud and a crane.
But people who are familiar with him still call him a dog.
was called the old bottom, and Liu Yusheng was not angry, not only because Xu Huang was the person Liu Bei fancied, but also because he didn't have to wash his own stinky socks for ten consecutive years: "Xu Baijiang, hard work!" ”
After Liu Yusheng finished speaking, he took out a cyan bamboo stick and handed it to Xu Huang.
Xu Huang's face turned pale in an instant, these fools, I'll leave for a while! They gave me the opportunity to wash my smelly socks for ten years.
Idiot, idiot! Xu Huang really wants to practice such a guy again, but the instructor has a rule that he can't practice for no reason.
Xu Huang turned out to be a bamboo stick and slashed off his subordinates.
The two team leaders bowed their heads in shame, they hadn't washed other people's smelly socks since the first month, but others often washed them. Think about how you usually humiliate others, and today you must have doubled it back.
No matter how much Xu Huang picks up, he can't change the stinky socks that have been washed for ten years for others, and the disgusting smell of the stinky socks of more than 1,000 people in the camp is almost suffocating.
Xu Huang finished washing as fast as possible, and quickly walked into the forbidden camp tent, and Yu Ban, who was perfecting the infantry drills, glanced up at Xu Huang, and then buried his head in the bamboo stick.
As for the faint smell in the air, Yu Ban was stunned, he put down the pen and lifted the pen, and the pen and the pen were raised, and the smell became stronger, Yu Ban frowned, and put the pen down with a snap.
Yu Ban glared at Xu Huang: "What?" Complaining about injustice? ”
"The subordinates don't dare."
Xu Huang hurriedly said, others don't know how this idea came about? How could he not have known that this was the lord's idea?
Yu Ban looked like he didn't dare to forgive you: "Then what's the matter with you?" Come and bask in your rewards? ”
Xu Huang looked aggrieved, posted a reward, and washed stinky socks as a reward?
"Don't pretend to be wronged, the ghost idea in your kid's belly, can't you guess it?"
Yu Ban looked at Xu Huang's expression with contempt at this moment.
Although the two of them are generally old, since Yu Ban got Liu Bei to teach the infantry drill code, he has been immersed in this and written a book, which is an opportunity to go down in history.
Although Yu Ban was excited, he didn't get carried away, he wouldn't forget Liu Bei's purpose in sending Xu Huang to him, to test whether the gods could be mass-produced?
This guy has more responsibility than he bears!
Xu Huang sneered: "The lord ordered: Tonight's banquet generals, please invite the instructor to the banquet." ”
Yu Ban nodded: "Let's go." ”
In addition to the barracks, Xu Huang was reluctant to go along, and Yu Ban was puzzled: "What's wrong?" ”
Xu Huang grimaced: "I can't go like this!" ”
Yu Ban laughed, yes, he was busy for a long time and trained for a long time, and washed his stinky socks, and the smell of stinky sweat and stinky socks was mixed, which was really embarrassing for him.
"Go ahead!"