Chapter 700, Cheering Programs
Starting from the capital in early spring, it has been late spring to Shanxi, seeing that the weather is getting hotter and hotter, everyone finally arrived at the destination, surrounded by mountains and mountains, and the number of big temples and small temples is not counted, it is no wonder that Wu Zetian is harmful, who made this 'the first strong woman in ancient and modern times' so persistent in Buddhism, and the people have a good life, but they abandoned their wives, stayed away from the red dust, shaved their heads well, and learned to be monks. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"What's so good about a monk, you can't drink alcohol, you can't eat meat, and more importantly, you have to solve your own physical problems, and you don't have any fun in life at all." Wei Xiaobao reclined on the chaise longue prepared by the local wealthy businessman and muttered leisurely.
"What Lord Wei said is that his subordinates and others have been taught."
The bored flies next to him flocked to it, and kept patting the horses and whiskers beside Wei Xiaobao, blowing and blowing, which made Wei Xiaobao have a headache.
"Hey, being a celebrity, especially a powerful celebrity, is really troublesome, but it's also a great joy in life to have someone pretending to be a grandson without spending money." Looking at the 'ugly state' of the wealthy businessmen and officials around him, Wei Xiaobao felt secretly happy in his heart.
"Report the ......" not long after, someone came to report, Wei Xiaobao waved his hand, and the minions who reported the news trotted all the way to Wei Xiaobao's approach, landed on one leg, gave a salute with his crossed hands, his movements were clean and neat, and he did it in one go, Wei Xiaobao nodded slightly, and was very pleased with the performance of his subordinates.
"Speak." Wei Xiaobao waved his hand.
"Back to the lord, the little ones patrolled around, searched all around Wutai Mountain, and so far they have not found a temple called Qingliang Temple, and the local people are also shaking their heads about this, and they don't know about it, the little ones are incompetent, and they hope that the lord will punish them." After the news was finished, everyone collectively chuckled, and no one dared to take a breath.
Lord Wei is a member of the imperial court, and he is a celebrity of the first rank with the emperor, and he has the right to cut first and then play, don't look at the current and amiable, like a smiling Buddha, start a fire, that is the lord who will kill people, since he hit the Wutai Mountain, Wei Xiaobao let out the words, be sure to find out the location of Qingliang Temple within three days, but now, it has been seven days, if it weren't for everyone crying grandpa, suing grandma, pleading and pretending to be pitiful, and inviting Zhang Kangnian and Zhao Qixian to talk clearly, Wei Xiaobao had already chopped up this group of rice buckets and fed them to Wang Ba.
"I didn't find it, haha, it's a trivial matter, it's none of your business, go down."
Wei Xiaobao waved his hand casually, his tone was surprisingly calm, and his tone of voice was polite, so that everyone thought that there was something wrong with his ears and heard it wrong, the minions who reported the news were stunned for a long time, looked at Wei Xiaobao stupidly, and didn't dare to move his footsteps for half a minute, who knows which one Wei Xiaobao is singing, is it that the sun came out of the west today, or is Lord Wei eating fast today and not killing.
"What's wrong with everyone, they're all uncomfortable, or how to drop, it's okay to play with statues here." Wei Xiaobao had a curious expression, and swept around the officials with cold eyes, and everyone shook their heads and nodded, and hurriedly agreed.
Zhang Kangnian looked at Wei Xiaobao and said in his heart, "It seems that Brother Wei is in a good mood today, and thank God that he won't make any trouble." ”
Zhang Kangnian hurriedly waved his hand at the soldier who reported the news and said, "Don't kowtow yet, thank you, you are lucky today, go down." ”
The messenger hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed, seeing that the matter was over, and everyone was secretly happy in their hearts, Wei Xiaobao suddenly said, "By the way, I've been bored lately, why don't you do this, after noon, how about asking the brothers in the patrol camp to do some fun shows?" ”
"Ah......" everyone's mouths were all wide open, as if they had seen the ghost god Yama, the collective was stunned, and their hearts were beating wildly, fortunately, everyone was in the officialdom, and they had already practiced a copper wall and iron walls, and they were not scared to death by Wei Xiaobao. Everyone secretly breathed a sigh of relief, feeling very glad that they were not Inspector Ying, as for what would happen to Inspector Ying, everyone had a gloating look of expectation.
No one knows what kind of 'treatment' the patrol camp will have, Wei Xiaobao didn't say much, he pretended to be like a nobody, stretched his waist, and continued to close his eyes to recuperate.
glared at this group of wine bags and rice bags fiercely, it's okay not to stare at them, after staring, everyone is collectively dumb, Wei Xiaobao doesn't care, this group of people, Wei Xiaobao really can't be angry with them, angry and hurts his body, it's not worth it at all, but when you're bored, you just use this group of people as a drink to help the fun.
After noon, everyone in Wei Xiaobao's 'leadership', hula a large group, to the camp stationed, heard Wei Xiaobao to inspect, a whistle, everyone hurriedly ran the team, one by one like rabbits, not a lot of effort, the empty playground is full of teams of brushes, among which the patrol camp military posture is the most neat, who let this group of people unlucky today, all of them are cautious, for fear of making mistakes again.
An enthusiastic opening remarks, the content is nothing more than encouragement and praise, recognition and encouragement of the work of the soldiers, this kind of speech, Wei Xiaobao came easily, in the TV broadcast in his previous life, he was tired of listening to this tune, but it was just a slight change, and it became Wei Xiaobao's personal patent.
In the end, Wei Xiaobao looked at the team of the patrol camp, and said with soft luck, "Everyone has been very hard recently, especially the brothers of the patrol camp, they are day and night, not afraid of hard work, they patrol and guard for us day and night, collect intelligence, every brother is good, first of all, I want to thank them, come to applaud and encourage the brothers in the patrol camp." ”
"Whoa......
As soon as Wei Xiaobao's voice fell, the audience was boiling, whether it was sincere or not, anyway, the movement was quite big, and the brothers of the patrol camp were confused, and they were in the fog, and they didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Wei Xiaobao's gourd.
"The brothers in the patrol battalion are all good and do a good job, but what about ......" Wei Xiaobao's voice changed, and the audience was dumbfounded, they had long known that Wei Xiaobao would come out like this, and when the patrol battalion heard this, they all accidentally jumped in their livers and broke out in a cold sweat.
Wei Xiaobao looked leisurely and enjoying, and said very kindly, "Brothers, follow me to the north and south, to fight in the east and west, to come in the rain and go in the wind for so long, don't I know what I Wei Xiaobao is like?" As the so-called solo music, it is better to be happy with everyone, everyone has worked hard for many days, come to play him today, the brothers of the patrol camp have worked hard, let them perform some programs for everyone, in order to help everyone say okay?
Wei Xiaobao spoke, who dared to say half a word, from the military academy to the sergeants, all applauded, but it was a waxed head of the patrol battalion, like a dead father.
Wei Xiaobao's words, they didn't listen to it, only remembered the words of the performance program in their ears, Wei Xiaobao has always had the most ghost ideas, what tricks will be played this time, everyone can't figure it out, but seeing Lord Wei's playful eyes and strange smile, everyone has pinched a cold sweat for the patrol camp. (To be continued.) )