Chapter 2: Doesn't Seem Great
I don't know how many months the weather has been, the sultry air waves are blowing one by one, and Lu Zhe, who was wearing a coarse linen coat and leaning against the thatched hut and looking at the yellow weeds in front of him, looked a little stunned.
It has been a month since he woke up, and in the face of an uncle who can only speak a certain dialect, Lu Zhe can't get any useful information under the language barrier, and he doesn't even know if Lu Dao is still China.
There are no tall buildings in sight, not even a trace of the wires that the small village usually looks like a spider's web. There is no modern environment, in addition to the clear sky and fresh air, for Lu Zhe, it is like coming from civilization to the wilderness, everything seems so unaccustomed, and there is a strong sense of incompatibility.
Take things as they come? Lu Zhe has not been heartless to this point, as a "modern person" who has never suffered much, he doesn't like those foods that are difficult to swallow, and he is not used to drinking water that has not been boiled, and he hates the "bed" that is randomly piled up with weeds! But what about these? It's not that he didn't try to leave, but he walked in one direction for three days in a row, and before he was brought back by the uncle, not to mention the four-wheeled car, he hadn't seen a two-wheeled one, and the most strange thing was that he hadn't even seen a few people, and they all spoke in tongues!
Lu Zhe has been running away persistently since then, without a single accident, he will definitely be pulled back by the uncle after a few days, fortunately he was not beaten.
Through? Lu Zhe didn't think about it in this direction at all, he deeply suspected that he was knocked on a stick, and then he was sold to a certain deep mountain to be his son. Not? Yes! It is the kind of incense tool that follows other people's surnames and is only for the sake of inheritance.
Woman? All right! So far, there has only been an old woman who has come over and doesn't know what to do, and the young woman has not. But! Lu Zhe is convinced that one day the uncle will bring a woman over, and that day will be the beginning of ** life......
"Rice!"
Seems to be these two pronunciations, right? Lu Zhe has understood the meaning of this syllable so far, and the world is the biggest eater. When he turned his head to look, the uncle stood in front of a stone table as usual, with a black jar in each hand, and motioned to hurry up.
The stone table is really made of stones of different sizes and sizes piled up to form an oval vertical stacking shape. The table top is not flat, the jar is slightly inclined on the relatively fine stones, its shape is very simple, round and not deep, and there is some water mixed with soybean in it, and there is no oil splash in sight.
Soybean is actually a type of bean, and this thing tastes just to be full, and it doesn't taste good at all.
Lu Zhe has been wondering a little, people here eat this kind of food that can't be named, it doesn't matter if it's not oily, but it has almost no saltiness when eating, but it's over after putting up with it. But! Why don't you have chopsticks, but use some kind of plant root that has been slightly modified to look like a spoon?
The uncle stared at him, holding the jar and "chirping" the beans and sending them to the big mouth, which is almost the repetition of the picture every time he eats. Look at the clumped eyebrows, there is an inexplicable hideousness in that look. I have to say that I can eat like this...... To say that he looks like a bandit is well-founded and vivid.
In the past, when eating, the uncle always squatted and only cared about picking beans, but today it is a little different. He would always stop to look at Lu Zhe after a few bites, and his expression had an indescribable taste, as if he was ashamed or helpless.
Lu Zhe noticed the abnormality of the uncle, and even felt a little furious when he was looked at by that strange look. He listened to the dialect that he didn't understand at all, and he couldn't help but think, "It seems that he is looking for a woman to inherit the lineage?" Is life about to begin? And it seems that there is still a little expectation in my heart? Just pray that the woman who found it wouldn't be too bad.
Very unexpectedly, the uncle suddenly took out something from his arms and handed it to Lu Zhe, a pair of thick eyebrows and big eyes blinked, and his lips kept opening and closing.
If you can understand it, the uncle is saying: "Housheng, this matter is a bit unauthentic, but I also have no choice, there are no strong men in the family to serve in the military." After eating this dried meat, he went to the outside of the plug to save his life. ”
Lu Zhe looked down at the pimple that looked like meat, and took it to his nose and sniffed it, shaking his head very resolutely: "Uncle, eating this thing will cause diarrhea." "Can you not have diarrhea? I don't know how long this thing has been hidden in my arms, and it smells of sweat.
The uncle couldn't understand what Lu Zhe said, but he could understand what it meant by looking at the movements. He seemed to be a little apprehensive when he was rejected, it was strange that he didn't eat meat in this later life? Miraculously, instead of yelling as usual, he put down the empty jar he had eaten, sighed and walked to the hut.
Lu Zhe had a very bad feeling, he didn't come up with a reason, the uncle came out with a package in his left hand and a long object that looked like Ge in his right hand.
In an instant, Lu Zhe was completely dumbfounded, that long object was not a resemblance, it was simply a pole!
"Take it off, put it on."
The uncle didn't care what Lu Zhe was stunned about, stuffed the package, handed it over, turned around and entered the hut again.
Lu Zhe looked at the somewhat heavy object in his hand a little stunned, and opened the package curiously to take a look, inside was a set of pure gray linen clothes, which seemed to be a little old? Flipping down, it actually touched the metal, and he looked stupid again, it was clearly a armor sewn with bronze sheets! Looking at it, this armor seems to be a little old. As for the guy in his hand, although it is well maintained, it cannot hide the years. He tapped the blade, and it seemed that he could still hear the "buzzing" sound.
It's just that...... Lu Zhe is stupid because the uncle is doing these antiques for him? He was stunned: "Could it be ...... Uncle is a cultural relics dealer!? ”
When the uncle came out again, he was holding a leather helmet very solemnly, with a heavy package hanging from his back.
"What's ......? It is illegal to sell cultural relics, and you will be invited by the state to eat peanuts! ”
Peanuts are bullets, but uncle, don't say that you can't understand what Lu Zhe is saying, even if you do, you won't care, right?
The uncle said something, and expressed his dissatisfaction with Lu Zhe for only standing and not changing his clothes. He shouted something, but he actually put his hands on it.
The final result was that Lu Zhe was stripped off his coat in a daze, put on the gray long shirt in a daze, and put on the armor at a loss.
This is not the end, Lu Zhe was almost stunned and became a doll, except that his hair was not long and he couldn't get a long crown, he was tied with a belt and leggings, and the leather helmet was buckled to his head, and then he stood for a while, with a strong big head, it really looked a little majestic.
The long shirt is not the kind of long-sleeved clothes worn by Confucian scholars that look person-like, but it is actually a slightly longer short shirt. According to the ancient saying, it is the kind of Hufu in the Hufu of King Zhao Wuling.
The armor is only inlaid with a very small number of bronze pieces of various sizes, and these blue-glowing metals vary in size, the largest being eight centimeters long and three centimeters wide, mainly protecting vital parts such as the heart.
As for the leather helmet? It's actually more like a melon seed, with little defense.
The uncle looked at it a few times and seemed to be very satisfied, yelled something, and ran into the hut very quickly and took a sword out. He placed it on Lu Zhe's waist for a while, then tied the sword to the belt, took two steps back, bowed, clenched his fists, and shouted!
"I ...... I ......" Lu Zhe understands now, and he is armor-piercing, holding a sword, and holding a sword, "I ...... Thunderstruck through! ”
The soldiers of the Qin army, wearing long shirts, leather belts around their waists, shorts under them, legs tied in hems (i.e., leg wraps), shallow shoes, round buns on the right side of their heads, and weapons such as bows, crossbows, ge, and spears were held - they were light soldiers (light infantry)!