In the evening, Zhao Kuangyin took Zhao Pu, Hu Yanqing and dozens of entourages, holding umbrellas and braving the autumn rain to Chang Yuchun's residence.

"Please forgive General Zhao, my general said, I won't see any guests in the past few days!" Without waiting for Zhao Kuangyin to speak, the leader of the gate took the initiative to turn Zhao Kuangyin away.

Zhao Kuangyin didn't answer, waved his hand at Hu Yanqing, and spit out two words: "Move away!" ”

"No!"

Hu Yanqing agreed, strode to the stone lions on both sides of the vermilion lacquer gate, squatted down and stepped down, grabbed the edge of the stone lions with both hands, sank into the dantian, and shouted "up" violently.

With Hu Yanqing's shout, I saw that the stone lion of more than 1,000 catties was forcibly lifted by him, held it in his arms at the same height as his navel, and then walked towards the other side of the street and alley step by step. The dozen or so soldiers guarding the door were stunned, and at the same time, the second monk was confused.

In this era, the stone lion standing at the door was not only an ornament, but also the face of the owner. It wasn't until Hu Yanqing walked out of the streets and alleys with the lion in his arms that the leader of the gate woke up like a dream and hurriedly rushed into the mansion to report Chang Yuchun.

Chang Yuchun, who was already seven points drunk, had just fallen asleep on the bed, and when he heard that someone had moved the lion in front of his mansion, he couldn't help but get angry, and rushed out of the gate with a knife in his hand: "Which one of the ambitious leopards dares to break ground on Tai Sui's head?" ”

"Haha...... Zhao Kuangyin is polite! Zhao Kuangyin laughed and stepped forward to pay respects, "General Chang is really happy, a person is drunk and dreams of death, Zhao can't ask to see him." I can only make this decision, and I hope Brother Chang will forgive me! ”

In the end, it is a colleague. Moreover, Zhao Kuangyin is at the level of a miscellaneous general, and he is also the No. 2 person in Wuguan; If you don't meet. Chang Yuchun can also let his subordinates prevaricate that they are unwell, or drunk, and so on, looking at each other at the moment, Chang Yuchun is not good at saying anything.

At the moment, the knife was put back into its sheath, with an impatient expression: "Which one of my lifeless dares to spread wild in front of my Chang Yuchun door, it turned out to be Zhao Da?" If you have nothing to do, you two brothers will come to me with your front foot and back foot. It's sending a woman and moving a lion, what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd? ”

Zhao Kuangyin took over a delicate wine jar from Zhao Pu's arms, and said with a haha: "How boring it is to drink alone." I have here a jar of wine made by the descendants of Du Kang, which has been cellared for 30 years, and I specially brought it to drink with my brother today! ”

As Zhao Kuangyin spoke, he pulled out the wine stopper and held it in front of Chang Yuchun: "Brother Chang, smell it, is the taste of this wine high-quality?" If Brother Chang doesn't say a word, I, Zhao Kuangyin, will turn around and leave! ”

Chang Yuchun has two major hobbies in his life, one is to kill prisoners and the other is to drink, and at this moment he smelled the mellow smell of the wine jar in Zhao Kuangyin's arms. Immediately overjoyed, and praised repeatedly: "Good wine, good wine!" I don't know how many times stronger than the wine that my turtle grandsons bought! ”

"Haha...... Brother Chang is indeed a connoisseur of wine. Zhao Kuangyin smiled and re-plugged the wine jar, and then handed it over to Zhao Pu's arms. This is a fine wine that I have worked so hard to buy, and how can it compare to the inferior wines sold in the neighborhood? Brother Chang is not going to order someone to prepare the food quickly, you and I will have a cup together! ”

"Haha...... Lao Zhao is an interesting person. Your way of doing things and my appetite. Chang Yuchun had a good impression of Zhao Kuangyin, and waved his hand to instruct his subordinates. Hurry up and prepare a wine feast, I want to drink three glasses with General Zhao! ”

There was a pause. He said to Zhao Kuangyin again: "But you have to let your subordinates move my lion back first, isn't this a slap in my usual face?" ”

Zhao Kuangyin laughed and clapped his eyes, and shouted at the end of the street: "Yanqing, exchange the lion for General Chang!" ”

Hu Yanqing, who was resting at the corner, was instructed by Zhao Kuangyin, and immediately picked up the stone lion and moved it back to the front of Chang Yuchun's mansion, and then put it back in place with a light weight. He apologized to Chang Yuchun without panting and blushing: "General Chang, I'm offended!" ”

Chang Yuchun glanced at Hu Yanqing up and down, looking like he was about to get angry, and suddenly laughed at the end, and the whole person was full of anger. Stretched out his hand and patted Hu Yanqing's shoulder a few times, and laughed: "Good boy, it's a man, Chang likes it!" Come along for a drink! ”

At that moment, Chang Yuchun led the way in front, Zhao Kuangyin followed, Zhao Pu held the wine and Hu Yanqing, left and right, and entered Chang Yuchun's mansion together. In a few moments, the house was filled with aromas, the cook prepared the delicious food on the table, and the wine feast began.

"Yin has a few private words to talk to Brother Chang, please retreat." After a glass of wine, Zhao Kuangyin began to quietly turn Chang Yuchun into the pit.

Chang Yuchun didn't think much about it, and waved his hand to signal left and right to withdraw, "Retreat for me!" ”

"Governor Yue Du ordered General Chang to raise troops to recruit Jiangxia, why did he suddenly transfer Wuguan again?" Seeing Chang Yuchun's personal soldiers withdraw, Zhao Kuangyin was overjoyed in his heart and began to act according to the plan.

"Alas...... Don't mention it! ”

Chang Yuchun was full of anger when he thought of this, picked up the wine jar and poured himself a glass, raised his head and drank it all, "It's not because I killed thousands of prisoners, I was impeached by Xu Rong, Xu Shu, Cheng Yanjin and others, and I was reprimanded by Yue Feixiu, and I was admonished by the Son of Heaven, and I was impeached by the Manchu Dynasty civil and military, alas...... Who did I recruit and provoke in the spring? Didn't you kill 4,000 captives? The captives are not allowed to be killed, so what kind of battle are they fought? ”

"The general is not subject to the orders of the monarch outside, General Chang is the chief general of the three armies, and he has the right to deal with it according to the situation, killing thousands of prisoners, and the court treats meritorious ministers like this, which is really chilling!" Zhao Pu quietly continued to pour wine for Chang Yuchun, adding fuel to the fire.

"The hero doesn't mention the courage of the year...... Alas, don't mention it! Chang Yuchun sighed non-stop, picked up the wine glass and drank it all, "Fill it up for me again!" ”

Zhao Kuangyin turned the wine glass in his hand, his eyes were cunning, and he took a sip gently: "That Bai Qi once killed 400,000 Zhao troops in Changping, and that Xiang also killed 200,000 Qin troops in Julu." Today, Brother Chang only killed a few thousand captives, how can this Manchu Dynasty civil and military treat us soldiers on the bloody battlefield like this, it's really chilling! ”

The night is getting darker, and Chang Yuchun is under the guidance of Zhao Kuangyin and Zhao Pu. kept complaining, and brought his grievances one by one.

"I think I often meet spring and follow the Son of Heaven for many years. Kerunan, Ba Shouchun. Capture Ji Ling, break the yellow scarf, defeat Wenpin, and go through dozens of battles in large and small battles. I can't imagine that I will fall into such a field today, others are in Jingxiang to grab war achievements, waiting for the future to be crowned a marquis and worship the general, and shelter the descendants, but I am here with my brothers to watch the gate, I am ashamed of my brothers! ”

I often meet the sadness of spring. In addition, he was already drunk for eight or nine minutes, and he couldn't help but burst into tears when he vented his complaints.

"Alas...... Why isn't Zhao like this? Zhao Kuangyin also shook his head and sighed, "I am both fallen into the world, my Zhao Kuangyin and Brother Chang are simply difficult brothers, and I am also ashamed of my brothers!" ”

Chang Yuchun drank another glass of wine: "It's all to blame for this Yue Fei's fake public and private affairs, and he gathered all the obedient people who can fight under his own hands, who are they for me?" Descend to Xu Rong, thorn Yang Qilang, and scoundrel Cheng bite gold. There is also a milky and dry Zhuge Liang, what kind of people are they? I don't even understand the truth of the speed of soldiers, so I know that I am impeached behind my back. Then Yue Fei pushed the boat down the river and transferred me to Wuguan, I suspected that this was planned by Yue Fei! It must be this guy who is afraid that I will suppress his limelight. snatched his position as governor, and then united with the generals to rectify me! ”

"What Brother Chang said is extremely true!" Zhao Kuangyin poured another cup for Chang Yuchun, "Why don't you Yue Fei be a thing." This Li Jing is not a thing, the reward and punishment are unknown! Meritorious service is not rewarded. There has been no punishment, and he shielded himself from a military general who looked pleasing to the eye. These civil and military ministers of the Eastern Han Dynasty did not have many good things. It's all a raccoon dog! ”

"Alas......" Chang Yuchun sighed silently, drunk and hazy.

"Not only is this Li Jing and Yue Fei not things, but this Liu Wei is not a thing! Listening to slander and cronyism, what is this Wei Qing? What is this Huo Quji? What is this Chen Qingzhi, so he died...... Don't mention it, and Qi Jiguang and Wei Chigong, ah, listen to it, who are they? And it's all three words of cheapness...... was all entrusted with important tasks, what kind of Daomingjun is this? Zhao Kuangyin foamed at the mouth and scolded.

"Ah......" Chang Yuchun burped and said drunkly: "I said Zhao An, Zhao Kuangyin, what do you mean by this?" I often meet spring is also three words, aren't you referring to Sang scolding Huai? ”

"How dare you, how dare you ......" Zhao Kuangyin hurriedly took out a handkerchief from his sleeve to wipe the oil stains on the corner of his mouth, "Brother Chang's name is powerful all over the world, and he has long been famous all over the world, how can these cats and dogs be compared?" ”

"Ahem...... And it's not okay for you to scold the Son of Heaven like this? Chang Yuchun leaned on the pillar with drunken eyes, and muttered, "Speaking of which, His Majesty is still not thin on me Chang Yuchun, no matter what, I Chang Yuchun is also a general of Pingdong, and there are no more than ten generals in the entire Han Dynasty who are pressed above my head." I only hate the wine bags and rice bags that impeached me, and the civil and military officials in the court and the central government, I don't hate Your Majesty xià......"

Zhao Kuangyin hurriedly pulled Chang Yuchun back into the pit: "I not only want to scold Liu Wei today, I also want to scold Liu Bang!" Their old Liu family is not a thing! This Liu Bang is just a pavilion chief, how can He De be the respect of the Ninety-Five, compared to Xiang Yilai, he Liu Bang is a scoundrel. If such people are worthy of being emperors, then we can also be emperors! ”

"Haha...... It's not bad to be able to live an emperor addiction, even if it's worth dying! Compared with Liu Banglai, this borrowing is a hero who stands up to the sky, and the person I often admire most in Yuchun's life is the overlord of Western Chu. What treats the captives well, what treats each other with kindness, Lao Tzu will kill if he wants! Lao Tzu dreamed of killing him for a 300,000 and 200,000 overtime, and he would succeed in ten thousand bones, so that he was worthy of the word general! ”

After drinking several catties of liquor at the end of the day, Chang Yuchun couldn't support it anymore, drunkenly spit out the last sentence, and began to snore loudly on the table.

"Put it on him!" Zhao Kuangyin pursed his lips and sneered, waved his hand, and commanded Zhao Pu.

Zhao Pu quickly walked to the door, took a package from his entourage and returned to the room, and when he shook it open, he was surprised by two yellow dragon robes.

The Han Dynasty inherited the Qin system, and the dragon robe was mainly black at the beginning, and it was not until the time of Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty that it gradually turned to earthy yellow. It was not until Liu Xiu established the Eastern Han Dynasty that yellow gradually became a symbol of the emperor, and the common people were not allowed to wear it without authorization, otherwise they would be complicit in the crime.

Zhao Pu and Zhao Kuangyin worked together, first put on a dragon robe for the drunk Chang Yuchun, and then Zhao Kuangyin put on another one, returned to his desk and lay down to pretend to sleep, "After Chang Yuchun wakes up later, call all the brothers and his people in." This Chang Yuchun will definitely be frightened on the spot, it is difficult to ride a tiger, and it will not be possible if you don't think about it! This guy is not the material to be the master, you and I will be able to make him obediently join the gang and cause trouble! ”

Hu Yanqing was a little puzzled and asked, "Why did General Zhao also wear a dragon robe, this is a big rebellion." That Cao Cao's power is so strong, and he didn't dare to call himself the emperor without authorization, I am afraid that you will cause dissatisfaction among the princes like this, and become the target of public criticism like Yuan Shu. ”

Zhao Kuangyin said: "I naturally know about this, but I don't wear a dragon robe, don't I want to worship Chang Yuchun as the lord?" In this way, at least I am at the same level as Chang Yuchun, and he will definitely take the initiative to surrender to me. The matter of being called the emperor is only known to the people present, as long as Chang Yuchun is forced to rebel, everyone is not allowed to mention this matter again! When he is strong and strong, I will do my care! (To be continued......)