Chapter 306, you fight for me
Kangxi Xi nodded, agreeing with Wei Xiaobao's opinion in his heart, Kangxi slowly helped Wei Xiaobao up, pointed at Jianning, and asked with a little doubt, "Jianning, what's wrong with you?" Why is it so embarrassed, a princess is lying on the ground and is not afraid of other people's jokes, what kind of system has it become? ”
Jian Ning covered his buttocks, glared at Wei Xiaobao fiercely, and muttered, "It's not a ...... yet" Seeing that Jian Ning's eyes were not right for him, Wei Xiaobao thought to himself, "Don't let this little girl spoil her own business, if she talks nonsense, then I won't be able to argue." ”
Wei Xiaobao hurriedly shouted, "It's like this, the princess saw that the emperor fainted, and suddenly lost her proportions, and fainted to the ground sadly, your majesty, you didn't see it, the princess was crying just now, she was so sad that she was overwhelmed with grief, making the listener sad and the listener crying."
The princess's brother-sister affection for the emperor is really admired by the slaves. While speaking, Wei Xiaobao kept winking at Jianning, Jianning squeaked for a long time, remembering what Wei Xiaobao said to himself, he was so frightened that he had to nod and admit it.
Kangxi walked in front of Jianning, stretched out his hand to pull Jianning up, patted the dust on Jianning's dress with concern, and said with a smile, "You little naughty, I didn't expect to be so good to the imperial brother at a critical time, I really didn't hurt you little girl in vain." ”
Finally after the matter passed, Wei Xiaobao stood aside obediently, watching Jian Ning and Kangxi brothers and sisters chatting there, thinking that he could get 'off work' so easily.
But Jian Ning looked at Wei Xiaobao, who was idle and bored, smiled at the corner of his mouth, pulled Kangxi's sleeve and said coquettishly, "Brother Huang, Jian Ning is so sensible today, shouldn't you reward me well." ”
Kangxi smiled slightly. "You." I know that you didn't press well. There must be something else, let's say, this time I want the royal brother to reward you with jewelry, or what kind of calligraphy and painting antiques, is it lady embroidery? ”
Jianning shook his head, and Kangxi wondered, "You don't want this, you don't want that, then you tell me." Whatever you want, as long as I can do it, I will definitely satisfy you. ”
Jianning rushed to Wei Xiaobao to 'flutter' for fun, Wei Xiaobao knew in his heart, looked at Jianning's eyes and felt that it was wrong, and secretly said, "It's not good, I'm afraid I'm going to suffer, Jianning won't want to give Kangxi to me, then I'm finished, what's the fun of accompanying a crazy girl." ”
Wei Xiaobao was restless. But to no avail, sure enough, Jianning said, "I don't want any reward." Brother Huang, I want this little eunuch to play with me, okay? While saying Jianning, he shook Kangxi's shoulder, Kangxi looked embarrassed, and looked at Wei Xiaobao, who was standing restlessly on the side, Wei Xiaobao shook his head at Kangxi, which means that the emperor, don't agree, let me stay by your side.
Kangxi sighed, his face was embarrassed, "Jianning, if it's another request, it's fine, but Xiao Guizi is my confidant, and I still have a lot of things to hand over to him, so you still want other rewards." ”
"No, Brother Huang, you promised me just now, as soon as the emperor's golden mouth opens, you can't regret it, aren't you afraid of the shame of the world? Then the imperial brother has no authority to command the world. Jianning argued with reason, pressing step by step, and it seemed that Wei Xiaobao was determined to win.
Xiaobao thought it was funny, but he didn't expect that "Kangxi and Jianning both rushed to ask for me and treated me as a baby, it seems that Lao Tzu's face is really not small, you two had better fight, and fight to lose both, then I will become the No.1 eunuch in history throughout the ages." It is really in vain to let the emperor and the princess 'fight for the wind and be jealous' for a eunuch. ”
Kangxi secretly hated that he had just said the wrong thing, glanced at Wei Xiaobao with some reluctance, nodded helplessly, Kangxi said, "That's it, Xiao Guizi is my henchman, you are not allowed to mess around in Jianning when you have something to do, when you are fine, let Xiao Guizi accompany you, don't be rude and willful, and bully Xiao Guizi casually." ”
Jian Ning nodded and smiled, "Thank you, Brother Huang, I know that Brother Huang loves me the most, and Jian Ning will retire." ”
Saying that, Jianning turned around and showed a victorious smile at Wei Xiaobao, and ordered, "Come with me, the imperial brother rewarded you to me." ”
Wei Xiaobao gritted his teeth and glared at Kangxi, Kangxi lowered his head helplessly, he didn't dare to look at Wei Xiaobao guiltily, Wei Xiaobao still wanted to fight for it again, but he was still reluctant to follow Jianning in his heart, Wei Xiaobao 'pounced' and knelt on the ground, and his voice choked up, "Your Majesty, Xiao Guizi is reluctant to you, don't you want me?" The slave can't leave the emperor's side for a moment. ”
Kangxi got up and walked to Wei Xiaobao's side, his expression was a little moved, he helped Wei Xiaobao up, Kangxi said, "Didn't I say it, I will serve here when I have something, rest assured, Jianning knows the severity." ”
Then Kangxi attached his ear to Wei Xiaobao's ear, and shouted in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "Xiao Guizi, I also have a hard time, so I have to wronged you this time." Wei Xiaobao snorted and replied in a low voice, "Remember, you owe me a favor." ”
Looking at the reluctant Wei Xiaobao, Jian Ning couldn't wait, stepped forward and twisted Wei Xiaobao's ear, and shouted, "What's the word, you are now the princess's person, don't you hurry up and follow me." Wei Xiaobao screamed in pain, and his body involuntarily followed Jianning out, looking at Kangxi tightly, Wei Xiaobao's eyes were full of endless 'despair' and 'helplessness'.
Jianning lives in Chuxiu Palace, which is very close to the Cining Palace of the fake queen mother, Wei Xiaobao has been up and down in his heart, for fear of being discovered by the fake queen mother, but after thinking about it, "I am a fake eunuch, she is a fake queen mother, if it is about the size of the crime, I compare with her, it is a drop in the bucket, it is not worth mentioning, it is a big deal to tear each other down, no one wants to have a good life, Lao Tzu is a big deal to slap his ass and leave, go back to Yangzhou to be my red star boss." ”
Thinking of Red Star, Wei Xiaobao really misses those brothers in his heart, I don't know how Red Star is developing now, whether Sun Jun and others have been discovered by the government, and his own mother kisses them, oops.
Thinking of the group of women in his family, Wei Xiaobao couldn't help but sigh, and said in his heart, "No way, Lao Tzu is the reincarnation of a merry ghost, even if he wants to, he can't take care of it, there is still a princess of Zhining." ”
Anyway, Jianning and Cheap Ning have the same sound, Wei Xiaobao just called it Shunzui, and he was too lazy to change it, who made Jianning so cheap.
Princess Jianning twisted Wei Xiaobao's ears, and walked to Chuxiu Palace triumphantly, many eunuchs and palace maids outside have seen it, and there are many rumors about Princess Jianning on weekdays, either this palace maid was braided by Jianning, or the eunuch was whipped by the princess.
Even the princess took off a little eunuch's pants and wanted to castrate them again, but fortunately she was found in time, otherwise the little eunuch would have died and would have been castrated to death. Jianning's perversion is notoriously perverted. (To be continued.) )