Chapter 742: Foolish Brother's Good Intentions
Li Dayin's return to Beijing to report on his work was gratified by Ye Yu.
Ye Yu's move not only wanted to remind Li Dayin to take care of himself, but also to see what kind of woman she was, which would make Li Dayin worry all day long.
On the day Li Dayin returned to Beijing, he went directly to the palace to face the saint.
In the imperial garden, Ye Yu specially prepared a table of banquets to entertain Li Dayin, but Li Dayin sat opposite and looked a little worried, and it was difficult to speak up several times.
"I got married to you and fulfilled your wishes, what else is there to do?"
"That's not ......"
"Since you don't have it, what are you hesitating, if you have something to say, say it quickly, and let it go!"
Li Dayin hesitated for a moment, and finally asked, "That...... Those things on Duan Chenxi's girl, are you ...... Your Majesty?"
"You mean chastity belt?"
"Chastity belt? The name is really novel, hehe, the name is really funny! ”
"Aren't I doing this all for you? I promised you back then, except for my Ye Yu's brother marrying her, no one in this world would ever want to marry Duan Chenxi, let alone break his perfect body! ”
For a long time, Ye Yu has never been ambiguous about what he promised Li Dayin, although it was just a joking promise at the banquet, but he, Ye Yu, spent a lot of thought on this.
not only secretly sent people to infiltrate Dali and destroyed Duan Chenxi's marriages again and again, but also quietly wore a chastity belt on this woman.
The chastity belt, as the name suggests, is a metal or rubber belt specially designed to protect women from XX, popular in Italy in the 14th century, hence the nickname "Florentine belt".
In China's Han Dynasty, there was already a prototype of this kind of thing, called "poor silk", but the materials used were thicker fabrics or leather products.
In fact, until the Tang Dynasty, due to the habit of kneeling and sitting on the ground, even court officials and ministers mostly did not wear pants, but only a robe to cover it, and at most they wore open crotch pants.
It wasn't until the Song Dynasty had a chair that the so-called long trousers were born because of the height of the body sitting upright and the idea of feudal etiquette gradually became popular.
Therefore, this can also explain why the 'chastity belt' in the Han Dynasty was only a thicker fabric or leather product to cover the intimate parts, because before the Song Dynasty, it was only worn with open crotch pants.
And when Ye Yu created the chastity belt of Imprisoning Duan Chenxi, it was built in strict accordance with the structure of the later generations, and the complexity of the metal can be described as ingenious, and it cannot be opened at all without a specific key.
"Hehe, this two-pronged approach is really good, there are a lot of girls around me, but none of them are Lao Tzu himself. It's just that this key that hasn't been unlocked, doesn't it make Lao Li and I can't see it......"
Ye Yu was stunned when he heard this, and then asked suspiciously: "Brother Li, don't tell me, you haven't had a round house yet!?" ”
"It's not, Lao Li, I am as enthusiastic as fire, but Your Majesty, what kind of belt is you, while blocking many people, it also blocks my ......"
"Nonsense! The key has already been handed to you! When Ye Yu heard this, he said with all his might.
"What? Handed it over to me? Impossible, why don't I have an impression......" Li Dayin's face showed a different look, he tried to recall, but he never remembered the slightest memory of the key.
Ye Yu glanced at Li Dayin angrily, and then reminded: "In the Xia Wang Palace of Xingqing Mansion, do you have any impressions?" ”
"Xingqing Mansion ......"
Li Dayin pondered for a moment, and then stood up with a surprised expression: "You can't be talking about that iron bump, right?" ”
Through Ye Yu's verbal reminder, Li Dayin remembered a jagged hexagonal iron lump that Ye Yu threw to him in the Western Xia Palace.
At that time, he also asked about the use of iron bumps, and Ye Yu replied: I will know the wonderful use of this thing in the future!
Wonderful, so it's wonderful!
Ye Yu nodded slightly, tasted the wine in the cup and said happily: "The key is by your side, wouldn't it be too much for you to come back all the way?" ”
"I ......"
"Brother Fool thought that you and my brother hadn't seen each other for a long time, and Brother Li returned to Beijing to report on his work this time with the intention of visiting my brother, but he didn't think about it...... I never thought about it......"
"Uh......"
Ye Yu feigned helplessness and Li Dayin's speechlessness formed a stark contrast to each other.
I thought that Li Dayin would explain because of this, but Li Dayin was stunned for a long time, and finally burst out with a choked sentence: "But I lost that thing!" ”
Burst!
"What, lost!?"
Li Dayin cried with a sad face, and said dejectedly: "How did I know that that thing has such a wonderful use, when I led the army to attack Annan, I accidentally lost ......"
"Hahaha, it's kind of interesting, it's kind of interesting!" Listening to Li Dayin's explanation, Ye Yu was surprised at first, and then had a witty ridicule in his heart.
"That thing should be ......"
Li Dayin cautiously tried to ask Ye Yu, but before he finished speaking, he was directly blocked back by Ye Yu: "Brother Li, the so-called key to open a lock, this is all for special use, there is no alternate key!" ”
"Uh...... No way! ”
"Of course!" Ye Yu looked at Li Dayin's expression becoming more and more interesting, so he said, "But it is possible to let the craftsman follow the principle and spend some time to rebuild the key ......."
When Li Dayin heard this, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief: "If you can build the key, time is not a problem!" I can wait! I've been waiting for it for so long, and I don't care about this moment! ”
"Then you just wait!"
"Uh...... Got a lot of time? Li Dayin asked eagerly, but without losing his urgency.
"At least ten days and half a month, at most three years and five years!"
"Ahh Won't it......"
Looking at Li Dayin's appearance at the moment, as if he had eaten tens of millions of Wang Ba, he then restrained his laughter and said meaningfully: "Brother Li, the length of this time depends entirely on you, not the foolish brother......"
Li Dayin's expression was shocked when he heard this, and then he put away his frivolity, and then said solemnly: "Insight, there is nothing more than Your Majesty, Lao Li understands the hard work of his brother, and he will definitely take Dali as soon as possible!" ”
The last sentence no longer addresses His Majesty, but refers to him as a former brother, because Li Dayin really understands Ye Yu's good intentions.
"Brother Li, don't blame the foolish brother for worrying too much, the foolish brother trusts your loyalty, but he doesn't believe in your determination, especially you have no resistance to women, and she is still the county lord of Dali! Women are always a weakness of men, and it is naturally best if you can understand the good intentions of the foolish brother......"
The last thing Ye Yu wants is to be suspicious of this sworn brother, but he doesn't want to make Li Dayin tired of Dali's conquest because of a woman.
(I'm also curious about the Tang Dynasty and the literati in the past who didn't wear pants and wore open crotch pants, but that's what the historical data says, and I can't help it.) Just like the ancient toilet with bamboo slip-like bamboo pieces as toilet paper, after washing, you can continue to use it, it seems absurd, but it is true...... )