Chapter 718, pretending to be a woman
"You're hiding here." After entering the house, the girl rummaged through the cabinets, and let Wei Xiaobao hide it in the wardrobe for a while, and let Wei Xiaobao hide it under the bed for a while, but unfortunately the simple boudoir, no matter where it was hidden, was not satisfactory, there were too many flaws, and it was easy to be caught. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Just when Wei Xiaobao was anxious and helpless, the girl stopped her movements and looked up and down around Wei Xiaobao.
"Girl, what are you?" I'm not a monster, what's wrong with this woman, do I have flowers on my face? After being stared at for a while, Wei Xiaobao felt uncomfortable and a little hairy.
"Yes, I have a way."
Saying that, the girl leaned into Wei Xiaobao's ear and whispered a few words, the girl's delicate body was almost attached to Wei Xiaobao's body, and a faint fragrance wafted into her nose, coupled with the girl's whisper in Wei Xiaobao's ear, Wei Xiaobao closed his eyes, as if he had a sweet dream, as for what the girl said, he didn't hear a word.
"Listen to me and don't make trouble."
Suddenly felt that there was something in the way below, the girl was a little displeased, and the heart said, when is it, and the heart is playing, the girl stretched out her hand and snapped, and the thing below was a gentle slap.
"Ahh What is it? Feeling that her little hand was choked, the girl was slightly stunned, looked down, and her pretty face suddenly came to a 'full river red'.
was caught by someone, Wei Xiaobao also felt a little embarrassed, and scolded in his heart, "When is it, can't you be honest?" Your life is almost gone, you still have the heart to play here, you really don't know whether to live or die. ”
Seeing that the little girl was blushing and resentful, and the girl was still holding scissors in her hand, she was not afraid of anything else, but Wei Xiaobao was afraid of this scissors.
The girl snorted coldly, and said angrily, "You sit down, it's too late, I'll help you put on makeup." Saying that, the girl pressed Wei Xiaobao to the edge of the table, and rummaged through the cabinets to find a red dress, "Let's change it on..."
"Ahh If you want me to pretend to be a woman, I won't do it. Wei Xiaobao couldn't cry or laugh, and said in his heart, the young master is a first-class Lu Ding Gong, a famous red star carrying the handle, how can he wear a skirt and pretend to be a woman, if it is passed out, how can he gain a foothold in the rivers and lakes.
"It's okay if you don't change it, you'll be caught, don't blame me."
The girl was angry, her face was a little unhappy, thinking about her predicament at this time, Wei Xiaobao sighed, "That's it, that's it, a man can bend and stretch, I admit it." "Girl, I beg you something, and you have to say yes." Wei Xiaobao turned around and said to the girl.
"Do you want me to keep it a secret for you, don't worry, there is a strange man in my room, and I don't want people to know, even if you don't remind me, I won't say it. Hmph, does it matter that your face has this girl's name? Wei Xiaobao nodded, and his heart was right.
reached a consensus, and the girl got busy, helping Wei Xiaobao draw her eyebrows and powdering it...... After a bit of reversal, Wei Xiaobao was miserable, and for the first time he disguised himself as a woman, it was awkward for Sensei to do it.
"Okay, look in the mirror for yourself."
Wei Xiaobao is already delicate, and when he dresses up a little, he is several times more beautiful than those stunning women, and others spend an hour or two putting on makeup and dressing up, and Wei Xiaobao can be completely reborn in just a while.
"Ah...... This is really me. ”
After taking a look in the mirror, Wei Xiaobao was stunned, and looked at himself in the mirror incredibly, a stunning beauty in the mirror, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a high nose bridge, red lips like Zhu, skin like clotted fat, high hair, and charming eyes with spring, Wei Xiaobao sighed, "Sin, sin, it's really shameful." ”
changed into a red long skirt again, and when I dressed up a little, there were no flaws, and I wanted to pretend to be a steamed bun or something on my chest, but Wei Xiaobao's **** muscles had already protruded, which was quite large-scale, but it was much easier.
"Knock knock, open the door, open the door."
As soon as I cleaned up Lisuo, I heard a chaotic sound of footsteps in the yard, followed by a hurried knock on the door of the house, "Childe, remember, I will say that you are my distant cousin, Liu Fengying, eighteen this year, lives in Liujiazhuang, Qiantang." Worried about revealing a flaw, the girl hurriedly instructed Wei Xiaobao carefully.
"Open the door, open the door." If she didn't open the door again, seeing that the other party was about to hit the door, the girl quickly responded, "Coming, coming." ”
'Crunch', as soon as the door opened, I heard a sound of 'plop, plop', fortunately the girl was clever, and flashed behind the door in advance, and those people outside were crowded in front of the door, some leaned on the door, and the girl opened the door suddenly, and everyone was unprepared, so they fell in.
"Hey, hey, you want to kill us, good you bold Lu Jiayin, don't say a word when you open the door, hey, it hurts me to death." A scar-faced man covers his ass with his hands and is mixed up by a few minions.
Lu Jiayin, Wei Xiaobao turned to look at the girl behind the door.
It turns out that her name is Lu Jiayin, a very nice name, just like her name, beautiful and sweet, "Backer Biao, you are careless, what do you have to do with me." Lu Jiayin's face was displeased, and he said impatiently.
"Hey, I'm angry, I haven't been the wife of the sect leader, so I picked up the shelf, okay, I won't talk nonsense with you, have you seen a seventeen or eighteen little white face running here, we are here to arrest people on the orders of the sect master." The backer grinned, revealing two big fangs, the already deformed crab face, such a smile, it was extremely disgusting, Wei Xiaobao couldn't help it, and laughed secretly.
"Who are you? Why are you laughing, say it quickly? ”
Lu Jiayin's heart chuckled, and the secret path was not good, and the backer Biao and others found Wei Xiaobao and surrounded him with a hula.
"Tsk, the little beauty looks good, what's her name? How old is this year? Do you want to let people go? Seeing Wei Xiaobaosheng's beauty, long signs, and the backer's eyes were straight, he smiled cheaply, and he flowed all over the place.
"This is my cousin, I'm here to visit relatives, what do you want to do?" Seeing that the situation was not good, Lu Jiayin hurriedly opened his arms to block Wei Xiaobao.
"Distant relatives, what relatives? Lu Jiayin, don't meddle in your affairs, don't get in the way of our work. Saying that, the backer Biao took out a sandalwood token from his waist, and on the token, the dragon and phoenix were carved, and three gold-inlaid characters were written on it.
When Lu Jiayin saw it, he was immediately frightened and quickly knelt down, "Sect Master's Sermon, always keep it in mind, make meritorious contributions to defeat the enemy, and nothing can be done." Lu Jiayin muttered tremblingly while lying on the ground with his hands on the ground, looking extremely respectful.
"Hmph, Hong Antong actually made some demagogic and messy things, and Lao Tzu demolished his main altar sooner or later." Wei Xiaobao scolded in his heart.
"Hmph, you flash aside, don't disturb us." The backer snorted coldly, turned around and came to Wei Xiaobao again.
"Little beauty, tsk, she looks so smart, she hasn't married yet, right?" Saying that, the backer Biao stretched out his hand and touched Wei Xiaobao's face, Wei Xiaobao was so disgusted that he almost didn't vomit, and said in his heart, why am I so unlucky, what is not good to pretend, but I am pretending to be a woman, this time it is okay, I have attracted all the flies. (To be continued.) )