Kangxi smiled, "You, aren't you quite bold?" Why are you scared and hid under the table, you don't look like a man, no, you're not a man in the first place, hehe, I've eaten and eaten today, let's go to the martial arts training field, just now the queen mother pointed me out a few tricks, just want to find you to practice. ”

Wei Xiaobao snorted and said, "Let's go, who is afraid of whom, don't be the emperor to press me when the time comes, see if I don't fight, you are looking for teeth all over the ground, shouting surrender." Neither of them was convinced, their stomachs were sulking, and they came to the martial arts training ground with a swagger.

Kangxi is the emperor, of course walking in front, Wei Xiaobao followed behind Kangxi, just entered the martial arts training ground, Kangxi took advantage of Wei Xiaobao's inattention, reflexively was a black tiger to dig out the crotch, the frightened Wei Xiaobao hurriedly covered the crotch with both hands, scared out of a cold sweat.

Wei Xiaobao said in his heart, "Lao Tzu has not made an inch of merit now, if Kangxi finds out that he is a handle, then he must immediately help himself cut it, no, Lao Tzu swears to defend his dignity as a man, and he must not let Kangxi see the flaws." ”

Kangxi saw that Wei Xiaobao was nervous like this, and laughed, "I said Xiao Guizi, you are a eunuch, what are you afraid of?" What are you afraid I'll catch you? Didn't you castrate, let me see. ”

Wei Xiaobao saw that Kangxi wanted to check his treasure, and said in his heart, "If the emperor wants to see this thing and doesn't show it himself, isn't it disrespectful to resist the decree, and he will deduct himself for the crime of resisting the decree, anyway, he is in charge, no, I have to find a way to hide it." ”

Wei Xiaobao suddenly cried "woo", Kangxi was originally playful and childlike. I want to joke with Wei Xiaobao. saw Wei Xiaobao's face full of tears. cried in a low voice, and immediately panicked, I don't know how Wei Xiaobao suddenly became like this.

Kangxi patted Wei Xiaobao on the shoulder and comforted, "Little Guizi, why are you crying?" Could it be that I said the wrong thing, then I apologize to you, it's okay, right? Look at you, your face is about to catch up, the wind and rain are changing, and the sky is getting faster. ”

Wei Xiaobao reached out and touched the corner of his eye. deliberately dipped his fingers in a little saliva, and while Kangxi was not paying attention to touching the corners of his eyes, pretending to cry, Wei Xiaobao 'choked' and said, "Your Majesty, although the slave is a little eunuch, but the slave was also forced to enter the palace to be a eunuch, the slave still has manly self-esteem in his heart, thinking that he can't be a man, the minion's heart is not a taste, the emperor still makes fun of the slave like this, so that the slave wants to die." ”

Speaking of wanting to die. Wei Xiaobao deliberately touched the stone pillar on the side, and ran out of the stone pillar slowly. While shouting, "Your Majesty, don't stop me, let me hit my head and die, and the emperor's servant will be loyal to you today." ”

Kangxi Zheng didn't know how to be good, Wei Xiaobao gave such a 'reminder', Kangxi hurriedly hugged Wei Xiaobao's waist from behind, and shouted loudly, "Little Guizi, I don't allow you to die, your life is mine, if I don't let you die, you can't die, or I will treat you as a disrespectful person, kill your whole family, and punish your nine clans." ”

Wei Xiaobao thought of his mother-in-law Wei Chunhua and a large family of wives and women, he couldn't help but shiver, lowered his body, hugged Kangxi's tiger waist, fell forward, and gave Kangxi a sneak attack, and a 'over-the-shoulder fall' threw Kangxi out of the distance.

Wei Xiaobao said angrily, "I treat you as a friend, you dare to threaten me with my family's life, even if you are the emperor, you can't kill people casually, and my family didn't offend you." It's kind of good that you're coming at me. ”

Kangxi got up from the ground and said angrily, "Whoever let you die at every turn, you treat me as a friend, you must help me fight the country together, do something great for the country and the people, if you want to shout death in the future, I will kill your whole family." ”

Wei Xiaobao was angry in his heart, and he didn't care whether Kangxi was the emperor or not, and he pounced on a 'tiger descending the mountain', Kangxi was happy when he saw this, and he had the heart to have a good competition with Wei Xiaobao. The two of them didn't give in, and they both used real kung fu.

Where is Wei Xiaobao's kung fu that Kangxi can resist, a white crane dries its wings, Kangxi is hit in the chin, and then Wei Xiaobao has a 'dragon swinging tail', Kangxi's body is like a kite with a broken string, flying far away, 'plopping' and falling to the ground, and he hasn't woken up for a long time.

Wei Xiaobao was shocked into a cold sweat, and said in his heart, "It's over, it's over, it's too hard, this is going to be a good thing, make Kangxi a cripple, what should I do if I am in a vegetative state?" ”

Wei Xiaobao stretched out his hand to probe Kangxi's snort, and saw that Kangxi's nose breathing was still there, maybe he fell hard, and he fell into shock for a short time, Wei Xiaobao remembered the first aid methods in his previous life, and thought to himself, "Artificial respiration is the most effective, but Kangxi is a big man, and he doesn't have a hobby of glass. ”

So Wei Xiaobao kept pinching and pinching Kangxi's body, pinching and pinching the middle of the people for a while, pressing his chest for a while, and when Wei Xiaobao was desperately 'treating' Kangxi, he shouted coquettishly, "Bold slave, dare to assassinate the emperor, see how I clean you up." ”

Saying that, a shadow ran towards Wei Xiaobao's back, Wei Xiaobao didn't help people with luck, someone behind him sneaked attack, and he could still deal with it calmly.

Wei Xiaobao didn't look back, his backhand was a 'dragon gripper', and suddenly he pinched a lump of cotton-like meat in his hand, Wei Xiaobao muttered in wonder, "What is this?" The soft feel is good. ”

"Shame on you... Indecent. "The woman was caught in the chest, and her backhand was a mouth, and Wei Xiaobao, who was hit, was full of red face, and her eyes were 'starry'. When has Wei Xiaobao been so atmospheric and beaten by a woman, he turned around and got up, got up and looked up.

Wei Xiaobao's outstretched hand actually retracted again, just because the woman in front of him was too cute and too beautiful. Especially the small chest, I don't know if I was caught by myself, or if I was born with material, it was too stiff, and the dress was bulging, so that people wanted to take a bite when they saw it.

For the cute little girl, Wei Xiaobao's love of beauty is often like the Yellow River flooding and out of control, Wei Xiaobao has a heart of playing, Wei Xiaobao reached out and pulled the female woman into his arms, and clamped his arm hard, the little girl suddenly clinged to Wei Xiaobao's chest, and the pair of jade rabbits were like balloons about to burst, and Wei Xiaobao's heart fluttered.

This little girl is not a vegetarian, her hands can't play, but her legs and feet are not idle, her feet are stomped on Wei Xiaobao's feet, the shoes worn by women in ancient times are clogs, big and small, just like the high-heeled shoes worn by modern girls.

Wei Xiaobao was unguarded, and was kicked by the little girl, and Wei Xiaobao, who was in pain, let go of the little girl, who knew that this little girl actually knew some fists and feet, and rushed Wei Xiaobao below a 'monkey stealing peaches. (To be continued.) )