Chapter 846, the stinky show

I saw that Wei Xiaobao's body turned violently, and at the position where the instep of his foot was almost at a zero degree angle to Wu Fan's buttocks, he shot a powerful volley, only to hear a bang, a fart sound, it is estimated that Wei Xiaobao lifted it too violently, and kicked Wu Fan's ass sac at once. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Wu Fan's body swished, flew up, swirled quickly in the air, drew a beautiful arc, and then ...... Wei Xiaobao's eyes looked at Wu Fan's body, and Wu Fan was suddenly taken aback, "Don't..."

I was going to try Beckham's famous stunt "Full Moon Scimitar", who would have thought, the steamed bun seller suddenly carried the steamer away, the charcoal in the stove was red, and the flames were rushing out, as soon as the steamer was moved away, Wu Fan crossed a beautiful arc in the air, and it chirped, and it just landed on the scorching stove.

What's even more unfortunate is that Wu Fan fell face down on it, and he heard a loud sound, followed by a puff of green smoke rising from Wu Fan's lower body, Wu Fan was like a corpse, and struggled violently.

Fortunately, the seller of steamed buns was quick and carried Wu Fan down, but Wu Fan still couldn't escape the tragic fate, and his lower body was skewered with meat.

"Who did it, who did it?" Selling steamed buns shouted loudly, Wei Xiaobao secretly grinned and smiled, and quietly blended into the crowd, because there were too many guests on the tour, people came and went, and there was an endless stream, Wei Xiaobao mixed in the crowd, turned around three times and turned two corners, and disappeared when he landed.

"Xiaobao, where are you here?"

After a while, someone on the side of the road waved at Wei Xiaobao, Wei Xiaobao saw that it was Shuang'er, Shuang'er and the three of them, who were standing anxiously on the boulder on the side of the road, waving their sleeves at themselves, Wei Xiaobao took a few steps forward and handed over the snacks he bought.

"Xiaobao, what did you do just now?" Su Quan took the pastry and sneered.

"I didn't do anything, I just watched a few stinky hooligans disagree, and taught me a lesson by the way." As he was talking, someone carried Wu Fan over, and when a few people looked at it, Wu Fan's lower body was wrapped in bandages, tightly wrapped, and it was pitch black, and he was injured a lot at first glance.

"You did this?" Long Er laughed.

"No, absolutely not, I'm a righteous man with cultivation and taste, how can I do such a despicable and shameless thing, but although I didn't do it, it has something to do with me." As he spoke, Wei Xiaobao whispered the footwork of using the Bayesian arc just now.

"Flutter... You're so ruthless, you're dead. The third girl smiled coquettishly, and Wei Xiaobao laughed, "There is a knife on the head of the color character, and he is to blame for himself, and he cares about my bird business." ”

The three of them laughed, and it was not too early to see the time, the sunset was setting, sprinkling thousands of radiance, on the edge of the clear lake, the red was set off, like a woman's back hijab as charming, the rise of the three women playing, and they couldn't bear to leave.

These days, this place happens to be a temple fair, playing, shopping, the tide is general, walking on the road, crowded people are out of breath. Many businessmen have taken a fancy to the golden signboard of Slender West Lake, and have chartered the storefront, set up stalls, and come here to sell, one to attract customers, and the other to do publicity and advertising.

At night, the lanterns are on, the lanterns are woven into a long line, winding for several miles, particularly dazzling, there are no electric lights in ancient times, and the lanterns have become both practical and beautiful props. Especially at night, the better and more innovative the lantern design, the more customers it attracts, and the more prosperous the business will naturally be. Not only are the lanterns fun, but the guessing prizes attract many spectators.

Thousands of people who do business, all want to take this opportunity to play their own signboards, some do not hesitate to spend a lot of money, build a good archway, high dazzling lanterns, decorate the façade, what three rings of the moon lamp, marquee lanterns, three British battle Lu Bu, eight immortals across the sea, lanterns are varied, novel and unique, and they are particularly lovely.

Wei Xiaobao pulled Shuang'er and others, squeezed forward with great effort, the four of them held hands to prevent them from getting separated, a silk village in front, the lantern was hanging high, shouting bursts, the four of them crowded to the front, and looked, there was just a guess, a long table table, there was a bowl of wine, a drop of money, a knife, and a clay figure more than a foot high, and a big red banner hanging next to it, saying that the guesser would be rewarded with one hundred taels of silver. The surroundings were full of people watching the excitement, among which there were many talented sons and talented women, talented scribes, scratching their ears and cheeks one by one, and were silent.

"Tsk, it's a pity, a hundred taels of silver, what a good thing, but no one can guess it, it is said that this mystery has been placed for three days? Could it be that Yangzhou is gone? Someone in the crowd commented.

The people around him shook their heads and sighed from time to time, secretly hating that they couldn't guess, "Xiaobao, don't you think you are extraordinary in writing and all-powerful?" Can you guess this riddle? Su Quan smiled evilly, looking down on me, and wanted to deliberately provoke my general, so I wouldn't be fooled.

"Xianggong, Shuang'er knows, you must be able to guess." Shuang'er raised her mouth and said proudly.

"Shuang'er still knows me best, Shuang'er, if I guess right and it's done, you must reward me." Wei Xiaobao smiled proudly.

"Hmph, so many talented scribes can't guess it, it's strange if you can guess it, you know that you are a fool and a poor mouth." Su Quan sneered again, Wei Xiaobao straightened his chest, and walked forward.

Wei Xiaobao stretched out his hand to pick up the wine bowl on the table, tilted his neck, grunted, and went down, then grabbed the big knife and slashed at the clay figure on the table, bang, the clay figure was split in half, and then, Wei Xiaobao grabbed the drop of money, raised it high, and turned around at everyone.

"This son, congratulations, you guessed right, this is a reward of one hundred taels of silver, please smile, can you also ask the son to leave his name?" The man hurriedly smiled and handed over the bounty.

"Ahh Guess right, what the hell is going on, master, please explain it to us, so that I can understand it in my heart. Surprised by the excitement, someone asked curiously.

"Haha, it's called, 'Eating and drinking and getting drunk, trying to kill for money'. Drinking and getting drunk, as the name suggests, killing a clay figure and taking money, isn't it just trying to kill for money? After speaking, Wei Xiaobao grabbed Su Quan and the three of them and walked out, and after everyone behind them listened, they applauded again and again, applauding, "Childe stays, may I ask who is Childe's surname?" Where is the fairy town? ”

"Don't change your name in the downstream, don't change your surname, hate the sky, hate the earth, don't be afraid to come, and whoever you love if you're afraid of not coming is me." After speaking, Wei Xiaobao turned around and shrewdly burrowed into the sea of people.

"Whoever you love, isn't that the master in today's lake, the famous person who inscribes poems and gives names? It turned out to be him, no wonder, no wonder. In the crowd, someone chanted twice, and suddenly realized, "Hu Gongzi, is it really him?" The companion next to the man asked.

"It's true, it's him, go and take a look." Hu Gongzi said, chasing after Wei Xiaobao in the direction where he disappeared. (To be continued.) )