Chapter 293, bite down
Wei Xiaobao untied the python belt, tore off a piece of cloth from his body, tied the water snake to the belt, and gently fell out, because the belt was long enough, Wei Xiaobao and Liu Yizhou were also tightly separated by an iron cage, and after a while, the water snake drilled into Liu Yizhou's sleeve, Liu Yizhou was in pain, "Oops, it hurts me," and couldn't stop howling.
Liu Yizhou was not as lucky as Wei Xiaobao, his body was tied, his hands and feet could not move, he could only watch the water snake burrow into his body and torture himself, Wei Xiaobao laughed, Wei Xiaobao said, "Weren't you quite horizontal just now?" What are you saying to go out and kill me, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you now, so that you can't see the sun tomorrow. ”
The water snake may be hungry, and it doesn't come out when it gets into Liu Yizhou's body, and it doesn't care about the python belt on its body, for it, it seems that solving the problem of food and clothing is the key to life and the most important.
The water snake crawled onto Liu Yizhou and bit it, the painful Liu Yizhou cried wolf howl in the ghost, and kept begging for mercy, Liu Yizhou begged, "This lord, please, I was not good just now, I should die, please spare me, it hurts me to death." ”
Wei Xiaobao deliberately sneered, "I said Brother Liu, how can you say that you are also a senior disciple of Mu Wangfu, what is this pain, isn't it just a snake?" You fed it, didn't he just come out? Look at your little bit of talent. Don't make me look down on you. ”
Liu Yizhou is miserable now, knowing that Wei Xiaobao is deliberately sarcastic, he can only swallow his anger and continue to beg for mercy, seeing that Liu Yizhou is almost tortured.
Wei Xiaobao also had a lot of fun, but let Liu Yizhou go so casually, Wei Xiaobao felt very shameless, and said in his heart, "There is no step down." I'm so shameless. It's as if I begged you. ”
Suddenly thought of Fang Yi. Wei Xiaobao said in his heart: "Don't you care about Fang Yi very much? Say nothing and don't let it to others, then a good old man depends on whether you are important to your body or a woman? ”
Wei Xiaobao said with an embarrassed expression, "I think so, why don't you let Miss Fang be my wife, and I will spare you, what do you say?" I have always been fair and just, and I will never take advantage of you. ”
Liu Yizhou was angry with Wei Xiaobao to death, but now that his condition is critical, it is not pleasant to be 'kissed' by the water snake. The snake is wrapped around the body, and although it hasn't bitten itself to death, it feels oozing when you think about it.
And the water snake doesn't seem to be able to bite itself and doesn't stop, so it slowly swims down the body, and then down, that is Liu Yizhou's 'symbol' as a man, compared with women, it is much more important, Liu Yizhou agreed without thinking about it.
Liu Yizhou begged: "Please, uncle." Get the snake away, I'll promise you anything. Don't say it's Miss Fang or you want my mother, I promise you, I beg you, if you don't leave, you won't be in a hurry. ”
Wei Xiaobao didn't expect Liu Yizhou to be so open-minded, he was actually a good hand at doing business, and he knew that buy one get one free, so as to pull himself a repeat customer, but apart from Fang Yi, Liu Yizhou didn't have any other good things that he could take out.
Wei Xiaobao nodded and smiled, "Even if you kid know each other, I originally wanted your kid to sign and draw a pledge, but the conditions here are really a little poor, I think it's a bit of a waiver, you kid can't play any tricks, your mother is still left to you to enjoy yourself, if you sleep with your mother, I don't know and think that your mother 'old cow eats tender grass', Lao Tzu has become a little white face who is raised, where do you want me to explain clearly." ”
Liu Yizhou was angry, and directly spurted out a mouthful of blood, and the water surface suddenly turned red, and the water was connected, and soon Wei Xiaobao's water cage had 'red ink'.
Wei Xiaobao looked at it and said with a smile, "You kid is really a waste, I knew that you were full of blood, I should have asked you to sign with blood just now, in fact, you said to give me Miss Fang, what you said is no different from farting, it will be gone when a gust of wind blows, Lao Tzu can't believe you." ”
Wei Xiaobao chirped and talked crookedly here, Liu Yizhou couldn't stand it, the blood sprayed wildly, and the entire water dragon turned red, looking at the posture, if it goes on like this, Liu Yizhou will explain here.
Wei Xiaobao didn't expect his eloquence to be so good, he was about to catch up with the Tang monk in "Journey to the West", everyone could say that the little ghost was dead, watching Liu Yizhou spraying there, they were about to catch up with the dedicated firefighters at the fire scene, and they had a fight with the faucets they held.
Here are Wei Xiaobao and Liu Yizhou, Wei Xiaobao doesn't want to play Liu Yizhou to death, Wei Xiaobao said, "Okay, don't talk about it, your reaction is too strong, it's not fun at all, okay, let's stop here, by the way, what did you just say, what's wrong with the water snake if you don't get it away?" I don't understand. ”
The water snake took advantage of Liu Yizhou's blood spurt, and it had slipped into it smoothly, and soon reached Liu Yizhou's lower body, the water snake was very depressed, everyone knew that the snake had to suck things in order to swallow it in the stomach, but up and down the body, just the small mouth of the water snake, where it couldn't swallow it, but this time, its eyes lit up, and found a caterpillar, and the water snake happily swam to the root of Liu Yizhou's thigh.
Liu Yizhou had already sensed the water snake's 'non-dividing thoughts', and hurriedly shouted in fright, "Hurry up and get it away, please, or my baby will be gone." ”
Wei Xiaobao pretended to be confused, and wondered, "You kid has been in for so long, and there is still a treasure hidden on his body, it's really enough, tell me what kind of treasure, if I think it's valuable, maybe I'll be merciful and spare you." ”
Liu Yizhou can't care about being rude now, because the situation is already very serious, and it can be said that it is in danger, Liu Yizhou hurriedly shouted, "That's where I am, if you don't get it away, you will be eaten by a snake." ”
Wei Xiaobao was happy when he heard this, and thought to himself, "Although Lao Tzu really wants you to become a eunuch, but like this, it is not easy to explain when you arrive at King Mu's Mansion, maybe the delicate little county lord will run away with others, it is better to think in the long run." ”
Wei Xiaobao said, "Okay, seeing that you are not bad, I will spare you." ”
As he spoke, Wei Xiaobao reached out and pulled the rope back, but Wei Xiaobao thought simply, the water snake had already stared at the 'little ham sausage' under Liu Yizhou, and the fat meat that was about to reach his mouth could not make the cooked duck fly, so he bit it with a sharp mouth, and then swallowed it with a click.
Liu Yizhou, who was in pain, screamed "ahhhh
Wei Xiaobao hurriedly dragged the water snake over, looked down, oops, my mother, I saw that the upper body of the water snake was already bulging, and without guessing, I knew that Liu Yizhou's guy was definitely bitten down. (To be continued.) )