Chapter 347: A Coincidental Encounter
"What are you doing, you crazy!"
Xie Danfeng hid his face and ran, whining and crying and turning behind a mountain col, Tan Tan was dumbfounded again. Just about to catch up, I heard Xie Danfeng shouting ashamedly and angrily: "Don't come here! I'm changing my clothes......"
Tan Tan was stunned for a moment, and was dumbfounded, and said in his heart, what clothes are you changing at this time? What kind of clothes do you want to change decently? Obviously, you want to play tricks......
Just about to catch up, Meng Chaoran had already caught up from behind, patted him on the shoulder, stopped him, and asked, "What's wrong?" Meng Chaoran was also very strange, when he saw that he was about to finish, how could he make people cry?
According to this Miss Xie's temper, Tan Tan wanted to make her cry...... That's not an easy thing to do!
"I don't know......" Tan Tan grabbed his scalp, pouted, and wondered: "This girl suddenly cried......"
Meng Chaoran rolled his eyes, and suddenly had an urge to slap this thing to death: You made you cry, and you told me that you didn't know?
But Tan Tan couldn't even say the reason, and Meng Chaoran could only stare at him.
After a long time, Xie Danfeng walked out from behind the boulder with a twist, changed into a water-green skirt, and walked in a very strange posture, biting his lip, his face was red, and after a while, he didn't know what was going on, and he got up again, and he was red again......
Rolling his eyelids to look at Tan Tan, he lowered his head again, and actually felt a little more shy of his little daughter.
Meng Chaoran's eyes almost popped out!
Along the way, I don't know anything else, at least Miss Xie is super thick-skinned, and she is basically solid. Now, this chick who blushes at every turn, walks with small steps, and speaks softly...... Is it really the female tyrannosaurus rex just now?
"Why did you change your clothes suddenly?" Tan Tan raised his eyebrows and asked very dissatisfiedly, "When did you change your clothes?"
Xie Danfeng bit his lip, "Snorted, turned his head."
Tan Deng was furious, and said angrily: "Hmph, huh, do you know that you have lost, hurry up and hand over the kernel!"
Xie Danfeng only felt a burst of internal injury, and he really had nothing to say about this incomprehensible goods, so he grabbed out the kernel, threw it over, bit his lip and scolded: "The kernel kernel!
Tan Tan took it, smiled, put away the kernel, held his head high, and waved his big hand: "Let's go!
Xie Danfeng bit his lip and stared at him, speechless with a sad and angry face: This guy doesn't know why I'm crying?
was thinking about it, only to hear Tan Tan say: "In addition, I don't care which nerve you go to, I actually cry, but I don't care about you: but not in the future, you know?"
Xie Danfeng continued to stare, only to feel that his brain was blank.
"You women crying, making trouble, and hanging yourself don't work for me!" Tan Tan announced triumphantly: "So, you don't have to fight in this regard, I still have to take the land if you deserve it." ”
Xie Danfeng was stunned for a while, stepped heavily without saying a word, and walked forward. She also understood that with such a good person, she expected him to be gentle and considerate...... That's dreaming, and it's daydreaming.
This product has a strong invincible ability in the world: to destroy emotions and atmosphere, and is definitely the number one master in the world!
Xie Danfeng puffed out his cheeks, looked at the ground with his eyes, and rushed forward.
Tan Tan followed her closely, and after a while, it seemed that he was a little unaccustomed to not arguing for so long, Tan Tan coughed twice, and said, "You haven't said it yet, why did you change your clothes?"
"I'm willing!What are you doing?!" Xie Danfeng stopped suddenly, his hands on his hips and his eyes breathed fire, and he raised his head and shouted loudly.
It's like thunder!
Tan Tan was startled, looked at the cold face of his sweetheart in front of him, and muttered: "If you don't say it, don't say it......"
Xie Danfeng roared violently, he actually felt that he was not very depressed in his heart, and when he saw Tan Tan's somewhat frightened appearance, he suddenly felt a sense of pride, snorted twice, and turned to leave.
Tan Tan continued to follow, and he didn't dare to ask a question in his heart for more than a dozen turns, but then he couldn't hold it back, and finally licked his face and ran a few steps to catch up with Xie Danfeng, and said in a low voice: "This ...... What's that......",
"What? there is something to say, there is a fart!" Xie Danfeng's face was extremely cold, and he had already returned to his previous fierceness.
"I smelled it at that moment...... What the hell is it?" Tan Tan successfully pulled her out of her fierce personality with a single sentence, and in an instant, she looked at Tan Tan with eyes like she wanted to eat people.
"You, say, what!?", Xie Danfeng gritted his teeth and asked word by word, and with the questioning, his body approached dangerously, and his eyes flashed fiercely.
"I, I, I...... I mean, that's not as good as ...... That's not coming......" Tan Tan tried to lean back, embarrassed to avoid the other party's oppression, his voice flustered.
"Isn't it?!What is it!" Xie Danfeng roared like thunder, and was about to turn around and leave. The most hode way to talk about this topic is not to say it.
But, it's late.
Tan Tan thought she was asking herself, and the words that she didn't dare to say suddenly came out: "Is it urine?"
Xie Danfeng's delicate body shines on her cheeks...... Blushing, he turned his head slowly...... The dead bones are all gone.
"I'm talking about...... Did you pee your pants?" Tan Tan was a little flustered, took a step back, and said in the spirit of seeking truth from facts: "I smelled your crotch at that time...... And then you go and change ......."
After speaking, he tilted his head sideways, with a look of reminiscence, pondering, and said uncertainly: "But it's not a big fuss...... It's not like peeing...... It's a strange smell, I'll think about it......"
"Ah~~Ahh~~~~~h......h Ahh......hh
Then his eyes were red, his face was red, even his neck and ears were red, and he clenched his fists and rushed towards Tan Tan like crazy, and his force suddenly increased several times, grabbing Tan Tan for a while, beating like a sandbag, and kicking it over and over......
Tan Tan screamed miserably, stumbled, tumbled, and had no power to fight back, and suddenly remembered Chu Yang's teachings in an emergency: "When you are facing an enemy that you can't prevent at all, it's not an opponent at all, and you can't escape, you only need to do one thing: ...... Cover your head and hold the ball...... Love what's going on...... As long as these two parts are okay, you're okay!"
Tan Tan suddenly had a flash of inspiration, gave up all resistance, shrunk his body into a ball, his head thrust down, and his crotch protectors with both hands......
Let's fight!
Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water!
This violent act lasted for a quarter of an hour, Xie Danfeng was out of breath, flew up, and Tan Tan rolled out like a ball on the ground, rolling all the way up a steep slope, and then rushed to half of the height of the steep slope, the momentum stopped, and then he used force in the opposite direction, and Gu Lulu rolled back again.
This phenomenon made Xie Danfeng, who was in a rage, really couldn't help but laugh......
It's a bastard!
Meng Chaoran, who came later, was confused and widened his eyes and asked, "What's the matter...... What's wrong?"
"What's wrong?" Xie Danfeng was angry and said angrily: "Ask your good apprentice!"
As soon as he turned around, he didn't look back and sped first. Tan Tan then shouted: "Teacher~~ wind...... Help wow......"
When Meng Chao understood what was going on, he almost beat Tan Tan again: Even if you really can't speak, you can't be so stupid...... With such a good situation and such a bad scenery, how did this bastard come up with it?
Talk about the moaning of grief......
Finally the matter came to an end, Miss Xie Danfeng was furious, and she didn't know that the road she was leading had deviated from the original direction and began to head towards the center of the Canglan War Zone......
She just sulked and rushed forward, but by the time she came to her senses, she had already run into someone.
Coincidentally, the people of the Xie family!
This made Xie Danfeng a little stunned, stunned, and couldn't help but stand at the place where he had just turned the corner, stunned.
Meng Chaoran and Tan Tan turned out to take a look, only to see that there was a fierce battle in front of them that was still more than 100 zhang away!
On one side is the Xie family in green clothes and black belts, there are hundreds, and on the other side are a large group of spirit beasts and iron-skinned lion beasts. In the midst of the iron-skinned lion beasts, there were five or six strangely dressed people. ,
There was a bang in Meng Chaoran's arms. The soul-sucking holy fish he kept for Tan Tan inexplicably turned a few waves in the fish tank, blowing bubbles.
"Three-star Holy Clan?" Meng Chaoran and Tan Tan were stunned at the same time.
"These are the three-star saint clans?" Xie Danfeng saw that his brother and clansmen were not in danger for the time being, so he put his mind at ease, and looked curiously at the three strangely dressed people in the fierce battle and said with some surprise: "Tan Tan, they are uglier than you!"
Tan Tan was shocked and said, "What now?"
Xie Danfeng burst out laughing and said, "Now you are very handsome." ”
Tan Tan continued to be shocked and said, "Do you know those people?"
Instead of despising his shock this time, Xie Danfeng looked at him carefully for a while, nodded, and said, "Well, it's much more pleasing to the eye." Tell you, the handsome and dashing person who is as handsome as a jade tree in the wind is my brother, Xie Danqiong!"
Tan Tan was really shocked this time, his facial features shifted in an instant, he hissed and inhaled the cool air, and exclaimed: "It turned out to be my brother-in-law!"
Xie Danfeng was ashamed and kicked out: ...... Get out!"
Next to the fierce battle between the two families, there was also a large group of people and horses, gloating as they watched the Xie family fight with the iron-skinned lion beast. Clearly waiting to take advantage.
A big flag was erected high, and a snow-white lotus flower was clearly displayed on it, with the lotus center and the word "Luo", fluttering in the wind. Under the banner, the two young men stood side by side, with fierce expressions, it was Luo Kewu and Luo Kedi!
"Woo...... This is so cool......" Luo Kedi smiled and lost his eyebrows: "Damn, this time I will teach Xie Danqiong, who has always been proud, a good lesson! Damn, this is such a big bargain, you can only pick it up once in hundreds of years." ”