The small, compact loudspeaker, spitting a trace of mellow, blue smoke, dissipated over the underground river......

After a horn was drawn, it took Liu eighteen and a half minutes, and when he was racing for more than a second, he didn't have time to savor the taste of nicotine.

Sitting on the hat, the obscene old man who was called the old sand basket by Chen Haowen was half-knocked on his eyelids, and at first glance he looked like a fairy and good-looking.

Wisps of fine light shot out from the gap in his eyelids, staring at Liu Shiba, who was swallowing clouds and spitting mist, making the old sand basket's kind demeanor a little more dignified and murderous......

Liu 18 raised his right hand, flicked the tip of the horn into the underground river with a flick of his fingers, gently bit his lower lip, looked up at the old sand basket fiercely, and said loudly:

"In the past 5,000 years, there have been many tragic wars of all sizes, and these demonic armies have the shadow of you people behind them.

Shenzhou Huaxia, that is, in the era of Li Shimin, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, those gods and Buddhas who pretended to be gods and ghosts, secretly carried out the vicious plan, was finally discovered by Sun Tieshu, the Monkey King stationed in Chang'an.

So, you pretended to cultivate the folk monk Xuanzang, and sent the Monkey King Sun Tieshu to escort Xuanzang westward to your base to learn how to fool the world.

In fact, to put it bluntly, your means of fooling Xuanzang are not clever, according to the modern point of view, it is nothing more than a means of passing on ~ selling.

A monk fools a pilgrim to go to the temple to offer gold and silver, then he can get the corresponding reward of the Buddha, to put it bluntly, it is a host, or some other Buddhist title.

Among them, the last Buddhist position to preach is the Bodhisattva!

The Bodhisattva's explanation is that the foolish people have enlightened wisdom and a state after they have attained the truth, which can also be regarded as the title of the position. To put it bluntly, it means that your means of spreading ~ marketing have reached a certain level.

You, the abbot, used to cheat only 10 gold a year, but this year you can expand your business a hundredfold to 1,000 gold......

Then congratulations, you have been promoted to another level, from the abbot to the lowest level of bodhisattva.

And your biggest downline will take over as the next abbot of the temple, and in turn, you will collect wealth and gold and silver for you.

Your goal is simple, you also want to build a similar advanced star warship.

The powerful time travel ability of the Star Battleship is obvious to all those who survived, and I don't know your final destination, which is nothing more than a battle for dominance on Earth.

Or do you want to rule the Earth, which is infinitely repeated in all eras in various dimensions, and then out of the galaxy......

And the basis of all this is to have a large number of rare metals and gold and silver!

Therefore, in the land of China, and even in some areas suitable for the spread of Buddhism, such as the Indian Ahsan, some of the temple abbots with amazing deception were endowed with the bodhisattva status of enlightenment and perfection, and they were also called: Buddha!

And among them, the strongest mutant who was deceived by you at the beginning, the honest man Sun Tieshu was sold by you and will help you count the money.

In the end, Sun Tieshu finally achieved the so-called Buddhist dogma, Wukong Empty Realm, according to your deception standards, and was then given the name: Sun Wukong......

Then, you fooled Sun Tieshu and protected Xuanzang to go west and return to the sea of Zen stones to be rewarded, and the title was to defeat the Buddha.

This explanation, this title is slightly funny, and the connotation of fighting to defeat the Buddha is not because of Sun Tieshu's strong fighting ability.

The victory over the Buddha was actually because of Sun Tieshu's strong ability to absorb money and money, which is better than an ordinary Bodhisattva, that is: Buddha!

So in the end, Sun Tieshu got a very connotative Buddhist glory title:

"In the battle 'battle' to absorb gold, silver and jewelry, Sun Tieshu was defeated, and 'defeated' many Bodhisattva fruit preachers ~ salesmen, that is, 'Buddha'......

I think this is the original appearance of Sun Tieshu's title of fighting over the Buddha, right?

I, Liu Shiba, have never believed in ghosts, gods, gods and Buddhas, because that violates the basic physiological and physical common sense of life.

Old sand basket, if you want to refute my analysis, you might as well have a flat sand and a goose style, and fly one for me to see?

Old sand basket, why are you staring? Didn't you just close your eyes and pretend to be a superior person?

Well, as long as you, the Bodhisattva of the past, can fly a millimeter higher than a dime and a hydrogen balloon for a minute above the ground, grandpa will kneel down for you now......

Don't be in a hurry, everything I said from beginning to end was recorded, of course, it was recorded by cloud synchronization, you snatched the phone, and the files couldn't be lost.

Calm down, wait for the labor and management to see that you are pitiful, and give you another copy, lest you go to court and sue me for defamation without evidence......"

Liu 18 said this, hid himself in his palm, opened the recorded Yali 5 mobile phone, and raised it at the old sand basket.

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The obscene old man, who was as calm as as, finally had a trace of anger on his face, and looked at Liu Shiba's hand with a dumbfounded look at the Yali No. 5 mobile phone produced in the United States.

The old sand basket couldn't help but have a dry mouth, and secretly scolded all kinds of things:

"It's okay to give those backward savages in the United States, what are you doing with such advanced technology?

Such a good recording effect is used to trick oneself? No, in the future, we must take back this Yali technology from the United States.

A savage is a savage, one less string than the Huaxia people!

Back then, when the Chinese people were self-reliant, wearing silk and satin, and using chopsticks, the savages didn't even know who they were.

Savages only know how to snort, crackle, and continue to move for thousands of years, and only evolve the reproductive parts of the body to be advanced.

Their savages, not as smart as the Chinese people, moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic and labor comprehensive evolution, and finally evolved the reproductive parts, although the general is only enough standards, but the Chinese people understand the importance and reason, this is the smart people......

I heard that Huaxia has a mobile phone called Xiaomi in recent years, and it sells well, and when I go back and give Xiaomi the Yali technology, I may be able to pit tens of thousands of gold materials in Huaxia, and sometimes smart people are better to fool ......"

The more he thought about it, the more he held his breath, blowing his beard and glaring at Liu Shiba, secretly arranging a development plan for Huaxia's Xiaomi.

At this time, Liu Shiba, who was taking a breath, secretly turned his head to look at his group of fellow travelers, and focused on Lu Xiaolin.

At this time, the old sand basket was full of gloom, and three black lines appeared on his forehead......

The old sand basket was also racking his brains and painstakingly, and secretly said in his heart:

"Huaxia people are too smart, Yali mobile phone technology, hand over Hua Xiaomi's mobile phone, he definitely doesn't want to ......

Because Chinese people are too smart, smart people definitely don't buy any copyrights, just steal, why buy things that you can get without money?

The Chinese people, who were taught by the crew who fell in their own group, were the first to become smart.

Among the Chinese people, most of the brains have not fully evolved, and have only learned their own skills, which are:

Cheating, cheating, stealing, eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling, smoking!

This skill is a super spy in the future world, a super skill that can be mastered, and the spy has to adapt to all the evil survival environments.

We will never give money for what you can take, watch, use, eat, smoke, and drink for free.

Even if it's not free, you have to think about it to become free, and if it's not free, you can still steal it, and you can still watch pirated copies!

The ancient scholars of China had relatively advanced brains, and casually created an advanced theory that was self-comforting and hundreds of years ahead of European and American savages:

Stealing books and reading pirated editions is not called stealing, it is called taking, it is called elegance!

Encroachment on copyright, not to ask for self-infliction, that is called, a gentleman does not take away people's love in vain......

You see, how elegant things are, these are all the Buddhist heirlooms created by a few of our crew members back then, disgusting and vomiting~ Sell the gods.

Any Bodhisattva disciple, as long as he stands at the door of someone's house and says Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful, he can go to your house to eat and live for nothing for a few months, and he can still receive the road fee before leaving!

If you're lucky, you can sleep with your little lady and breed the next generation of disciples......

As for the fool who wrote the book, he starved to death......

Liu Eighteen is starving to death, and labor and management can still go to see Liu Nineteen, hundreds of thousands of stupid pens in the entire Huaxia are starving to death, and labor and management can't read all the books!

Of course, disciples with their own skills will definitely tell their breeding offspring to be recognized.

First of all, Huaxia Kingdom, who is strong and does not lose money first, will not collapse no matter how he pits, because he can pit better than you.

Secondly, they must pit enterprises, and their gold and silver will not come from the right way, who will they pit if they don't pit him?

In the end, the stupid pen who went to the pit to write the book couldn't starve to death for a while anyway!

Anyway, everyone is like this, you cheat me, I cheat you, and everyone will be finished together in a few years......

To tell the truth, the Chinese people are too capable of pitting, and all the high-end and low-end products that are remade, including milk powder, are capable of overpowering the savage world.

The Chinese people have been completely evolved by the virus and have been tested by the national demonstration and promotion!

A one-month-old mutant is not afraid of any poisonous powder, just eat it!

Food additives, just eat!

Preservatives, just eat!

Industrial alcohol, drink it!

Stir-fried meat with pigments can also be eaten.

Any melon, fruit and vegetarian dish sprayed with a strong agent is out of season, and the Chinese people who have completely mutated can stir-fry and cook without changing their color!

The indomitable Chinese people, with their own super brain virus, will resist all the artificial viruses, and talk and laugh between the wind and the clouds......"

The old sand basket and Liu Shibazi shook their eyes at each other, and at the same time shouted and roared in their hearts, and then at the same time raised their heads to the sky and let out a miserable howl:

"Which one is stronger in piracy technology?

You pit me, I pit everyone, and I don't decide if I don't want to live and die......"

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PS: Today's third chapter is updated, see you tomorrow at 7 o'clock in the morning, I hope the excitement continues!

In the future, the update time of three chapters a day will be desperately fixed, divided into three time periods: 8 o'clock in the morning, 12 o'clock in the middle, and 7 o'clock in the evening!

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