Shame on you, shame on you!

Zhu Youzhen experienced this extremely depressing scene in his previous life. He had just entered the first grade of primary school, and one day after school, he was holding back his urine and just wanted to jump out of the classroom, but he was stopped by the Chinese teacher who was the head teacher. It turned out that a children's calligraphy competition would be held in a few days, and the teacher felt that the writing of this goods was quite horizontal and vertical, so he and a few other students who wrote well registered, planning to take advantage of the work just after school, and then give him some small stove and pointers. This was a bitter thing for You Jian children at that time, who were usually afraid of the head teacher, but this time they were kind, how embarrassed to say "I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry to pee", so I had to endure the urge to pee, and pretended to stand next to the teacher as if nothing had happened.

But there is such a sentence, full of simple dialectics, shining with the light of philosophy: the living cannot let urine suffocate to death. After ten minutes of painful counseling, You Jian's body slipped deeper and lower, trying to clamp his little brother between his legs. But this problem should be sparse and not blocked, and as a result, I couldn't hold back for a while, and the flow went straight down to 3,000 feet. At that time, in addition to the teacher, there were several classmates who were tutored together. So, from the next day, You Jian's feat of preferring to pee his pants to receive counseling became a good talk at school.

Now, yesterdayoncemore, itreallymakemecry has wood! Although it's a shame to pee your pants, you generally can't get into a big disaster, the key is that this urine is terrible! What is this place? This is Kunning Palace, except for the emperor Lao'er, there is no second man who dares to open the floodgates here to release water! What's even worse is that it is under the nose of the queen of the mother's world! This hateful little brother, why is he so unlucky! offended Wei Zhongxian, and people didn't say they were going to castrate you, what are you doing here!

The queen saw that Zhu Youzhen was so frightened that she peed her pants, her face couldn't help but sink, and she was about to have a seizure, but her heart softened again, and she blushed and said, "Princess Ning, hurry up and wait for Your Highness to change clothes in Dongnuan Pavilion." ”

Rui'er wanted to cry even more at this time. His husband is not only pustuple, but also disrespectful in front of the king, which is a capital crime if it is replaced by someone else. Fortunately, the queen did not blame, while she secretly rejoiced, she couldn't help but feel sad, almost shed tears, and hurriedly said: "Please forgive the queen!" Then he hurriedly supported Zhu Youzhen and entered the Dongnuan Pavilion to change the peeing clothes.

This East Warm Pavilion is a suite in the main hall of Kunning Palace, which is actually the queen's bedroom. As soon as Zhu Youzhen came in, he smelled a faint fragrance, similar to the fragrance on the queen's body. But at this time, he was not in the mood to ponder, because it was the middle of winter, and the hall was not warm, and the pants that had been peed were cold for a while, and the goods were shivering from the cold. Rui'er couldn't care about being shy, and hurriedly helped Zhu Youzhen take off his clothes, only to find a problem: there were no clothes that could be changed. When he was about to go out and tell the palace maid to go back to the Wenhua Hall to get it, he was afraid that it would be too long and freeze Zhu Youzhen. Moreover, the lower half of the prince's body is naked and hiding in the queen's bedroom, if it is discovered by others, the consequences will be unimaginable!

When she was anxious, the queen whispered through the door: "In the wardrobe, there are the middle clothes worn by Banzai a few years ago, all of which have been washed. In the past few years, Banzai has grown taller, and these clothes are left here without wearing. Let His Highness put it on first, don't freeze your body. ”

In a hurry, Rui'er couldn't take care of it anymore, so she thanked her for a favor, opened the cabinet door, found a few clothes to wear, and hurriedly put them on Zhu Youjian. But there was no way to do the robe outside, so I had to twist it with my hands and then flatten it. As for the clothes that had been changed, Rui'er had to roll them up in a pile and hide them in her wide sleeves. After a brief tidying, Zhu Youzhen and Rui'er hung their heads, blushed, and walked out of the Dongnuan Pavilion in a gray manner.

The queen also felt embarrassed, and hurriedly diverted the conversation and said: "The palace only said two just now, and there is a third one. This palace believes that Wei Zhongxian may have a heart of disobedience! His Royal Highness is deeply loved by the emperor, and now the emperor has no heirs,..."

The latter words, the queen did not speak. However, Zhu Youzhen can also guess that the queen wants to say that what he wants to say is that if the emperor hangs, he may have to go on top. In order to avoid this unfavorable situation for Wei Zhongxian, Wei Zhongxian had to strike first and let himself hang in front of the emperor.

Zhu Youzhen scratched his head and thought about it, but he couldn't help but ask: "Dare to ask the queen, this Wei Zhongxian is a eunuch." If you want to say that others have a heart of disobedience, then it is still possible. This eunuch can't have children and grandchildren, he just rebelled and seized the country, what's the use? ”

The queen said with a cold face: "Your Highness is generous by nature, so naturally you would not have thought that there are people in this world who are dirtier than beasts and do those dirty things. The palace heard that although Wei Zhongxian was a eunuch, he was not clean in castration, and colluded with the Hakka family to defile the harem. Na Ke is the emperor's nurse and has three sons, the third of which may be the evil seed born with Wei Zhongxian! ”

Zhu Youzhen was stunned by the explosive lace news and couldn't say a word.

The empress then said hatefully: "There are countless pieces of impeachment of Wei Zhongxian by foreign ministers, but the emperor still relies on Wei Zhongxian and ignores these impeachments. Maybe in the emperor's heart, state affairs are insignificant at all! As for what the palace said just now, it is all rumors, and no one dares to tell the emperor about these things that catch the wind and shadows. The emperor was also convinced of Wei Zhongxian and the Hakka clan, and even if he heard it, he might not believe it. In the past few years, Wei Zhongxian's power has become bigger and bigger, and in the long run, I'm afraid, I'm afraid that he will be unfavorable to the emperor sooner or later! ”

"So, this palace pins its hopes on His Highness!" The Empress suddenly turned to Zhu Youzhen, her eager eyes revealing infinite expectation, "Now, Wei Zhongxian doesn't dare to attack the emperor directly, he wants to gradually cut off the emperor's right-hand man, and His Royal Highness is one of the biggest obstacles in his eyes." Therefore, as long as His Royal Highness is safe and sound, Wei Zhongxian will not dare to act rashly. In time, His Royal Highness will definitely be able to unite the forces of the courtiers to jointly eradicate Wei Zhongxian, the big traitor, and must not let the ancestral three-hundred-year inheritance be lost in the hands of the eunuchs! ”

Zhu Youzhen didn't dare to take the queen's words, thinking that just me, if I want power or not, how can I fight with Wei Zhongxian? If the old guy can poison me once, he can poison me a second time. Even if you don't use poison, there are many ways to kill me, and you can't prevent it at all. Isn't there such a saying, if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves worrying. Now I'm going to let my family worry about it. If you want to say that the buddy is really down to blood mold, he co-authored Fei Lao to cross over for a long time, just to serve as a shield for the emperor's brother.

Seeing that Zhu Youzhen didn't answer, the queen gently comforted: "Your Highness, don't worry, although Wei Zhongxian is powerful, he is nothing more than a fox and a fake tiger, relying on the emperor's favor to do his power, he can't do whatever he wants." The emperor does not attach importance to state affairs but attaches great importance to family affection, and he is especially fond of His Royal Highness. I believe that if the poisoning fails this time, he will also restrain himself. And in the imperial court, the Donglin Party and him are on the same footing, and they fight very hard. These things can also involve a lot of Wei Zhongxian's energy. That is, this palace, although it is a female streamer, can not go out of this deep palace for half a step, but it also has powerful eyes and ears. If Wei Zhongxian moves, the palace can also help His Royal Highness. ”

"Right now, after all, Wei Zhongxian has a lot of power and a large number of henchmen, and it is difficult to shake it for a while. His Royal Highness should live in a simple place, take care of your noble body, and beware of Wei Zhongxian everywhere. The eunuch had no idea where to start, so he retreated. The empress followed her train of thought and said, "When the situation changes, His Royal Highness will assist the emperor and rise up to take down Wei Zhongxian in one fell swoop." At that time, His Royal Highness will be the first hero of the society! ”

Zhu Youzhen had no choice but to nod yes, but he secretly thought in his heart: After talking about it for a long time, I still thought that the queen had some killer features, and I dared to let myself be a shrunken turtle who only took a beating and didn't fight back. After thinking about it, in fact, if you follow the historical development you know, you will become the emperor after the apocalypse dies in a few years. Wei Zhongxian's backer is the Emperor of the Apocalypse, and if the backer is gone, he will naturally be finished. It seems that Chongzhen didn't bother much, and he did Wei Zhongxian in a few days. If it can really develop like this, it is not impossible to be a turtle with a shrunken head for a few years, and it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years!

I'm afraid, because of my own crossing, history doesn't develop according to the original process, then it's a cup. When the head shrinks the turtle, it doesn't necessarily mean how safe it is, isn't there still such a saying, stretch out your head and slash your head, shrink your head with a knife, in case this Wei Zhongxian admits death, he has to kill himself, and the more he shrinks, the more he rises, how can it be good?

Moreover, even if history develops according to the original process, he can handle Wei Zhongxian. What about Li Zicheng in the back, what about Zhang Xianzhong, what about Huang Taiji, and what about Dolgon? Tossing for a long time, don't you still have to hang the coal mountain, and the country will die?

After thinking about it, since no matter whether history develops according to the original process or not, there is no good fruit to eat, then don't ask what to do, cold salad! Isn't it okay now, my brother still has hope to live for another twenty years, and he has already killed Professor Yi and his precious granddaughter, and these twenty years are even earned! It's a day to be happy, it's also a day to cry and cry, why bother with yourself and can't get along with yourself, there is wine today and drunk today, who cares about the rights and wrongs of the Ming Dynasty! Maybe when I drill a rope sleeve in the coal mountain, my brother will cross back again!

Thinking of this, Zhu Youzhen didn't have a heart or lungs, and raised his head and smiled at the queen: "There is Queen Lao's mother who is worried, and the ministers should be cautious and not let Wei Zhongxian succeed." ”

The queen saw that Zhu Youzhen suddenly turned from cowardice to cow, although she didn't know what to do, she was also very pleased, and said with a smile: "Your Royal Highness has just recovered from a serious illness, and her body is still weak, so this palace shouldn't have said these things." His Royal Highness was frightened just now, and the palace was also very uneasy. In this way, what the emperor gave to the palace, it is useless to keep it in the palace, so give it to His Highness. It's not early, please go back to the Wenhua Hall to rest. ”

Since the queen served tea to the guests, Zhu Youzhen didn't want to stay here longer, so he knelt down and thanked him for his farewell. The queen hurriedly clasped each other with her hands, but this time she did not have the slightest hesitation, but stared at him with affectionate eyes, and said for a long time: "Your Highness, take care!" ”

Zhu Youzhen's heart fluttered again. If only she weren't the queen... Stop, stop, hold it for me!

When Rui'er was about to retreat with Zhu Youzhen, the queen smiled and said, "Please go to the side hall for a while, the palace and Princess Ning still have a few words to say." ”

Zhu Youzhen had to agree, retreated alone first, and sat and waited in the side hall. While waiting, what can the queen say to Rui'er? As the saying goes, three women in one play, now there are two women, which one are they going to sing? Thinking of these two beauties who can be regarded as heavenly beings, Zhu Youzhen smiled evilly.

If he knew what the queen and Rui'er were talking about at this moment, he was afraid that this thing would never be able to laugh again.