Chapter 261, I have to go on again
There were two other people who attracted Wei Xiaobao's attention, and I saw that the two of them were white, one was dressed in a green shirt, and the other was dressed in white, white and clean, and they were also handsome, a typical type of little white-faced boy.
Wei Xiaobao immediately regarded the two of them as 'suspects', his pupils suddenly dilated several times, and he looked at the two sons carefully, one of them was younger, and Wei Xiaobao's eyes met for a while, his face turned red with shame, and he lowered his head.
Wei Xiaobao didn't have to guess to know that this kid was a thief and showed his feet, Wei Xiaobao picked a table leaning against two little white faces, sat down slowly, and muttered intentionally or unintentionally, "Don't pretend to be forced if you don't have money, pretend to be struck by lightning, don't pretend to be forced if you have money, you deserve to be struck by lightning." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the two white-faced boys turned around and glared at Wei Xiaobao fiercely at the same time, if their eyes could kill people, Wei Xiaobao would have been killed several times, Wei Xiaobao didn't pay attention to it at all, and the thick-skinned ones had already practiced to be exposed to the wind and sun, and water and fire would not invade.
Wei Xiaobao snapped his fingers at the shopkeeper, turned around very chicly, and flashed the eyes of the two sons, Wei Xiaobao knew that the so-called best contempt was to ignore it directly.
The angry two sons looked embarrassed, and suddenly turned around and sat down in embarrassment, venting their anger on the wine and food.
Xiao Er walked quickly to Wei Xiaobao, knowing that Wei Xiaobao was the God of Wealth, Xiao Er smiled and said, "This master, what do you think you eat?" The small shop is an authentic taste of Beijing, with sauce duck, roast chicken, bear's paws, etc., flying in the sky, swimming in the water, crawling on the ground, as long as you can imagine it, I have it here.
Wei Xiaobao laughed. "That's good. Then I won't be verbose. Just come to two catties of dragon meat, two tiger whips, and then come to the altar for more than a hundred years of fine wine. ”
All of a sudden, all the diners in the inn were stunned, their mouths were open in an O-shape, and it was estimated that swallowing duck eggs and goose eggs was also a piece of cake.
It turned out that the son who had satirized Wei Xiaobao caught the topic again. "Flutter" Yile, said with a smile, "I see that you are both rich and can pretend, if you have the ability, you can take out the dragon meat and let us see, senior brother, let's go quickly, if this inn stays any longer, sooner or later the roof will be blown down, and it will not be good for us to smash it." ”
The shopkeeper also smiled politely, "This master, don't make me happy." It's okay for me to say the wrong thing when I have a big mouth. If you kill me, I won't be able to get it for you. ”
Wei Xiaobao nodded, and said with a smile, "It's better to be down-to-earth if you have nothing to do in the future, businessman, honest and trustworthy, treat people with sincerity, you said it yourself just now, as long as you can point it out, your inn can do it, hehe, just kidding you, go ahead, just pick up the best and give me a table, eat some alive, and treat your stomach." ”
The shopkeeper couldn't stop nodding in agreement, admiring in his heart, and said in his heart, "This master is a rich man at a glance, a big deal, the best table, and said that he would make up for it, and let people live." "But having money is food and clothing, and the second fart is preparing wine and food.
Wei Xiaobao turned around, glanced at the two sons beside him, disdainful in his heart, and said in his heart, "At first glance, he is the son of a big family, and he is used to opening his mouth when he comes to reach out for food, and if he doesn't understand anything, he will play tricks." ”
Wei Xiaobao sneered, "There are too many frogs at the bottom of the well these days, there are too many things you haven't seen, you are too lazy to waste Bao Ye's saliva, and no one will give money if you talk too much." ”
The boy in green clothes stopped doing it, and immediately stood up, glared at Wei Xiaobao with a flushed face, and shouted, "If you have a kind, give it to my aunt... Ben Gongzi made it clear, who is the frog at the bottom of the well? What you mean is that you have seen dragons, eaten dragon meat, and if you have the ability, you will show it to everyone and justify what kind of hero you are. ”
I didn't expect the little white face to be so funny, like a girl, Wei Xiaobao looked up to the sky and laughed, and said, "There is no dragon meat, but there is one dragon tendon, do you understand?" ”
Saying that, Wei Xiaobao reached out and untied the belt on his waist, and the frightened boy in Tsing Yi quickly covered his little face, his face was flushed, ten times better than just now, Wei Xiaobao was stunned for a while, and said in his heart, "Can a man be so shy?" looks like a big girl, what kind of climate can the ladies become.
The boy in Tsing Yi was speechless in shame, and for a while everyone who ate at the inn laughed, Wei Xiaobao was not afraid of being lively, but Wei Xiaobao noticed that those reckless men seemed to be very interested in the two little white faces, and their eyes could emit electricity, and their saliva was flowing, Wei Xiaobao thought that they regarded the two little white faces as beauties.
The boy in Tsing Yi was humiliated, and the boy in white quit, pointing at Wei Xiaobao and shouting, "What are you doing?" Are you going to be a hooligan in broad daylight? ”
Wei Xiaobao laughed, and deliberately pulled his pants down to the bottom, revealing the shorts inside, as well as a bulging tent, which was indescribably dazzling.
The embarrassed man in white also turned around and no longer looked at Wei Xiaobao, Wei Xiaobao was happy in his heart, he didn't expect that taking off his pants could kill people invisibly, Wei Xiaobao lifted his pants, pulled out the belt made of a thousand-year-old python, and put it on the table.
Wei Xiaobao smiled at the two 'frightened' sons, "In the summer, isn't it cool to take off your pants?" Why is it that someone says that you can't take off your pants? Haha, I'm laughing to death, teasing you, don't you want to see dragon tendons? Come and see, so that you too can have a long insight. ”
It took a long time for the two sons to slowly turn their faces better, and they didn't know if Wei Xiaobao would still play hooligans and play with them, so they covered their faces and looked at Wei Xiaobao through their fingers, and saw that Wei Xiaobao's clothes were dressed, so he let out a long breath and turned his face to look at the dragon tendons on the table.
A black shiny bone, rope-like, about three or four meters long, I don't see anything strange.
The boy in Tsing Yi smiled, "You said yes, what evidence is there?" Wei Xiaobao smiled and said, "Okay, good people do it to the end, let you have a good look, this son, don't mind using your sword, right?"
The boy in Tsing Yi nodded and sneered, "See what tricks you can play?" As he spoke, he picked up the saber on the table and threw it at Wei Xiaobao.
Wei Xiaobao deliberately showed off, flipped back in the air, flipped his body freely, caught the sword steadily, and everyone watching the meal cheered.
The two sons were also dumbfounded, Wei Xiaobao was very satisfied with everyone's reaction, and said in his heart, "It would be better to have more applause and screams." ”
Wei Xiaobao held the dragon tendon in one hand, drew the sword in the other, and turned around, intending to let everyone see it, Wei Xiaobao smiled and said, "You guys are watching, don't blame me if you miss it." (To be continued.) )